[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang dawdled and waited until dark before crossing the Iron Chain Bridge and came to the main hall of Huashan School to meet Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun.

And Zhuge Liang was dressed very formally this time. He wore a high black cloth crown on his head and a blue-black moiré gown. He also had a big feather fan in his hand and waved it lightly from time to time.

Zhao Yun was still wearing the bright silver armor, with a sword on his waist and a gun in his hand.

Qin Niang was outside the main hall, and she saw the appearance of these two people from a distance, she couldn't bear to see them and raised her hands to cover her eyes.

"Can't you two wear plain clothes?" Qin Niang complained when she entered the hall.

"We are going to the fairy world to meet all the immortals, how can we wear casual clothes?" Zhuge Liang bowed his hands to the sky, and he responded to Qin Niang with a serious expression.

"I want to ensure the personal safety of the military division, and I must also wear armor." Zhao Yun also smiled apologetically at Qin Niang.

"But I didn't take you to the Immortal World this time to meet some immortal! We are smuggling, do you know about smuggling?" Qin Niang hurriedly stated in advance.

"What is smuggling?" Zhao Yun asked Qin Niang in confusion.

"It's like when you go to Xuchang now, you didn't say hello to Cao Cao, but lurked in secretly." Qin Niang gave an example to describe.

"That's it..." Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, and he comforted Qin Niang indifferently, "Then I don't care what clothes I wear, the main thing is to be calm when interrogated and be prepared to adapt to changing circumstances."

"As for these two points, both Zilong and I have the confidence to handle them properly, Xiangu can rest assured."

Well, this Zhuge Liang is quite confident!Seeing that Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun couldn't be persuaded to change clothes, Qin Niang didn't bother to persuade her anymore. Anyway, in modern society, there are already demons dancing wildly. Even if someone pretends to be an alien and walks on the street, few people will be overly curious.

But just in case, Qin Niang still secretly gave Xu Baijin Fahai's cassock, and asked him to go to the martial arts arena to bring any door with him.In this way, even if Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun were captured, she could save them both.

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But when Xu Baijin returned from the martial arts arena, Qin Niang saw that Xiaobai also followed him.This Xiaobai bowed to Qinniang, and said softly: "Grandma, I also want to go to the fairy world."

"Xiaobai, you want to go to the fairy world too? Don't worry?" Qin Niang casually joked with Xiaobai.

"Mother-in-law is going to make fun of me..." Xiaobai blushed, and she responded to Qin Niang: "I want to buy some female red embroidery patterns, as well as various needlework items."

"That's it, then let's go together." Qin Niang agreed with a nod. It's actually a good thing that the thousand-year-old white snake is fascinated by playing the game of human beings.

"However..." Qin Niang told Xiao Bai cautiously in a blink of an eye: "When we are shopping together in the fairy world, you are not allowed to call me mother-in-law again, it makes me look old."

"Understood." Xiaobai pursed her lips and smiled, and she cleverly changed her address: "I will call you sister then."

"Elder sister doesn't want either!" Qin Niang shook her head like a rattle, she thought to herself: You are a thousand-year-old snake demon, even if I become your older sister, won't I still look old?

"Just call me sister." Qin Niang ordered Xiao Bai shamelessly.

Poor Xu Baijin stood aside, he heard the whole conversation between Qin Niang and his future daughter-in-law, he was instantly choked by a mouthful of saliva and coughed repeatedly, his face couldn't help twitching.

Looking at the people in the hall, they all had speechless expressions.Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun also experienced Qin Niang's toughness once again.

……

Gossip less, at midnight, a group of people successfully passed back to the modern society.

This time, Qinniang finally didn't have to be crowded with a group of big men. Lin Pingzhi led Xu Baijin, Zhuge Liang, and Zhao Yun to the woman's room next door to rest.

The two women, Qin Niang and Xiao Bai, loosely occupied Qin Niang's entire bachelor's apartment, and the two relaxed and fell asleep.

The next day, because she slept better last night, Qin Niang got up early, and Qin Niang, who was in good spirits, cleaned the apartment once in a while.

Qin Niang swept out a lot of garbage from every corner of the room, and also swept out two golden metal pieces from under the bed.

This piece of metal is heavy to pick up, it feels quite like the legendary gold brick.Qin Niang had never seen this piece of metal before, it was definitely not discarded by her, Qin Niang was very sure.

But who would throw gold bricks under their bed with such generosity?Qin Niang didn't believe that someone would be so rich (Dai Jianguo stole the gold bricks from the U.S. treasury last time, and no one has informed Qin Niang yet).

In the end, Qin Niang judged rationally that it should be her own mother who secretly threw it under her bed for some feng shui reason.

So these two metal blocks, they are definitely not real gold bricks, they are probably imitations filled with lead!

After thinking about it, Qin Niang shrugged her shoulders, and casually threw the two metal pieces back under the bed.

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After cleaning, Qin Niang called Xiao Bai and asked her to go to the bathroom to freshen up.

While Xiaobai was washing up, Qin Niang knocked on the door of the next room again, intending to call the four guys to get up and have breakfast.

When Qin Niang knocked on the door, she found that Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi were still sleeping like dead pigs, but Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun had red eyes, obviously they hadn't slept all night.

"Do you still choose a bed? Are you not used to sleeping in a strange place?" Qin Niang asked caringly.

"Xiangnu was joking." Zhao Yun, who opened the door for Qiniang, sat back on the sofa, and answered Qiniang with a wry smile: "I've been in the army all my life, and I'm used to eating and sleeping in the open, so how could I choose a bed?"

"Then you look like this..." Qin Niang was puzzled.

"Look, fairy, it's all caused by this thing." Zhao Yun stretched out his hand and pointed to the opposite side of the sofa.

Qin Niang looked in the direction Zhao Yun pointed, and saw a TV hanging on the wall opposite the sofa.The TV is playing an advertisement.

"Oh, it turns out that you are addicted to watching TV." Qin Niang suddenly realized that this TV set was indeed very attractive to the ancients.

"Did they teach you to read it last night?" Qin Niang pointed to Lin Pingzhi and Xu Baijin who were sleeping and asked Zhao Yun again.

"It was these two little brothers who taught us to watch." Zhao Yun nodded, and he continued: "It's just that they watched for a while, and they couldn't bear the tiredness and went to bed first."

"Because the two of them watched a lot..." Qin Niang curled her lips.

"But you watched all night, what kind of programs did you watch?" Qin Niang asked Zhao Yun casually.

Just as Zhao Yun was about to answer Qin Niang, the advertisement on the TV had just ended, and a baritone opening song familiar to Qin Niang rang in Qin Niang's ears: "The Yangtze River rolls to the east, and the waves wipe out the heroes... "

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Nima!If you don't pay attention to this, you will leak the secret!Qin Niang stood in the middle of the room dumbfounded.

Zhuge Liang, who was also sitting on the sofa and had been silent all this time, finally spoke up. He said to Qin Niang: "May Xiangu give way? I'm going to die next time. I have to see how I arrange it." Yes."

"Okay, I've already watched the episode of Xingyun Wuzhangyuan!" Qin Niang moved away depressingly, trying not to block someone's line of sight.

After a long while, Zhuge Liang on TV finally swallowed his last breath, and Zhuge Liang, who was watching TV attentively, also heaved a sigh of relief. He raised his head, bowed to Qin Niang, and told Qin Niang, "Xiangnu, please don't blame these two. A little brother leaked the secret, they didn’t take us to watch "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", they watched a cartoon called "Bear Infested" last night."

"After the two of them fell asleep, I thought about it and found out that I watched "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" with Zilong..."

"So if Xiangu wants to punish, please punish Kong Ming alone!" Zhuge Liang had a generous expression on his face.

"You've seen it all..." Qin Niang waved her hand weakly, "Don't worry, I won't punish anyone."

"I'm just curious, after you two go back this time, will you switch to Cao Cao? After all, the final victor is the Cao Wei camp." Qin Niang stared at Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun with a strange expression and asked again.

"Ah, did Cao Wei win in the end?" Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun were shocked, their faces pale.

"Look at my mouth!" Qin Niang suddenly wanted to slap herself, Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun hadn't seen the ending yet, so she spoiled it first, and she inadvertently revealed the secret!

Qin Niang hurriedly remedied: "In fact, it's not Cao Wei's victory, because Sima Yi's descendants soon usurped Cao Zili and established the country as Jin."

"Can the people of the world live and work in peace and contentment?" Zhao Yun asked.

"Anju, what a fart!" Qin Niang couldn't help swearing when she thought of the dark history of the Han people after the Wei and Jin Dynasties.

"The Sima family usurped Cao, and soon the Eight Kings Rebellion broke out in the Sima family, and then the barbarians outside the Great Wall invaded the Central Plains one after another. "

"There are still such tragic things!" Zhao Yun heard what Qin Niang said, his eyes were tearing, he looked back at Zhuge Liang, and said word by word: "Military Master, if you vote for Cao, I will kill you! We must not let this happen !"

"If you vote for Cao, I will kill you too!" Zhuge Liang met Zhao Yun's gaze calmly, and he said word by word.

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"Two fools!" Qin Niang's eyes were hot, she spat with a smile.

Turning around to leave, Qin Niang let Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun continue to watch TV, and she went downstairs by herself to buy breakfast.

After buying breakfast, I delivered four breakfasts to the next room. After Qin Niang and Xiaobai finished their breakfast, they started to wander the streets together.

Around nine o'clock in the morning, Qin Niang was in a large shopping mall, and suddenly saw a TV news. In this news, the President of the United States was still wearing that animal skin, and was speaking in the White House that had been turned into a thatched cottage.

The US president said aggressively: "Our great United States of America lost an aircraft carrier formation and a White House in a terrorist attack. Although there is no evidence to prove that this is related to China, our aircraft carrier formation was lost in the South China Sea. There is an unshirkable responsibility, and we have the right to claim compensation from the Chinese government. As for our White House, it was deliberately wiped out by aliens in order to broadcast live on the Chinese network. The root cause is that the Chinese government also has an unshirkable responsibility. Responsibility! We will start the claim procedure and formally lodge a claim with the Chinese government.”

This news suddenly stopped everyone in the shopping mall, and everyone was startled from ear to ear by the absurd logic of the President of the United States.

But thinking of the virus claim incident that happened not long ago, everyone was relieved.This kind of thing is done by the Americans, and there is nothing to make a fuss about.

Everyone continued shopping in the mall, forgetting the news in a blink of an eye.

As the mastermind behind the scenes, Qin Niang became a little uneasy. After all, if the two incidents she planned caused the country to suffer losses and lose money, she would feel really aggrieved.

Xiaobai was by Niang Qin's side, and she was sensitive to the change of Niang Qin's mood. Out of a desire to please her future mother-in-law, she asked Qin Niang considerately: "Mother-in-law, no, sister, are you not upset with the nonsense of the President of the United States?" gibberish?"

"Yes..." Qin Niang sighed, "I didn't expect these foreign devils to be so shameless!"

"Actually, this is very easy to handle..." Xiaobai comforted Qin Niang with empathy: "If something goes wrong and the country loses money, we will simply change the US military bases stationed in various countries and aircraft carrier formations together. No more, let's see if they dare to find other countries to lose money together?"

"That's a good idea!" Qin Niang's eyes lit up, but she followed her and said worriedly, "I'm afraid that the Americans are already prepared. As soon as our arbitrary door appears, we will probably be bombarded by missiles."

"It's simple, I'll do it." Xiaobai smiled happily: "My skill is a little deeper than Piao Piao. I can not only fly into the sky, but also enter the ground, and enter the water. I can easily transform into various people... "