[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly
Chapter 118 Qin Niang vs Zhuge Kongming
The members of the Huashan faction standing in the back compartment of the tractor couldn't react to what Zhuge Kongming and his wife had said.
After all, sympathy belongs to sympathy, but Huashan sends these sloppy guys to work hard for the common people of the world, and these people are a little unhappy.
As a modern person, Qin Niang was the first one who felt very troublesome. She said to Zhuge Kongming: "Mr. Zhuge, with so few people, how can we save the common people in the world?"
Zhuge Kongming smiled slightly, and he straightened up to respond to Qin Niang: "As long as you have the ambition to save the world, why worry about not having a chance? My lord is stationed in Fancheng right now. As long as you are willing, you can serve my lord at any time."
It turned out that Zhuge Kongming's real purpose was here, and everyone in the Huashan School suddenly realized.
"Brother Zhuge's kindness is appreciated, let us discuss it first." On behalf of the Huashan faction, Linghu Chong politely declined Zhuge Kongming's invitation.
"It's okay, everyone discuss it slowly." Zhuge Kongming continued to smile and said.
……
While everyone was talking, the tractor also drove to the gate of the city.
The streets of the ancient city were narrow, so it must be difficult for this tractor to enter the city. Hua Manlou parked the tractor at the base of the city wall near the city gate, pulled out the car key and got off.
The people in the back compartment also jumped out of the tractor one after another and gathered beside the tractor.
At this moment, Liu Bei, who was stationed in the city, led a group of officials, and rushed over to greet him after hearing the news.
Of course, Liu Bei and others will mainly greet Zhuge Liang.
However, when a group of officials gathered around Zhuge Liang to say hello, that Zhang Fei left the official group alone. He went straight to the people of the Huashan faction, patted Linghu Chong on the shoulder with a smile, and said that he would go back and invite the people of the Huashan faction to drink later. .
After Zhang Fei stopped Hua Manlou again, he wanted to fight Hua Manlou again.
Zhang Fei said that he was full this morning, and he couldn't beat Huamanlou yesterday because he was hungry yesterday, and today he will seriously fight Huamanlou again to determine the winner.
But everyone from the Huashan faction wanted to rush into the city to watch the fun, and no one wanted to be delayed because Zhang Fei and Huamanlou were fighting here. The most impatient Xiao Hei simply volunteered to take Huamanlou's place. Lou said to Zhang Fei in front of him: "Hey, you big black man, let me talk about it after you win."
Zhang Fei naturally didn't want to compete with Xiao Hei who looked like a child, and he didn't bother to talk to Xiao Hei.
But when Zhang Fei passed Xiao Hei, Xiao He bent down and stretched out his hand to grab the ankle of Zhang Fei's foot. When he lifted it again, Xiao Hei lifted Zhang Fei's foot.
Zhang Fei let out a sigh, and was about to put his foot back on the ground with all his strength, but found that his foot was in Xiao Hei's hands, motionless like cast iron!
Zhang Fei was startled, and saw Xiao Hei's other hand reaching out to his other ankle... The next moment, Zhang Fei was thrown into the sky by Xiao Hei!
Zhang Fei danced in the sky, he was thrown higher than the city wall, his screams also alarmed all the people around the city wall, everyone looked up together to watch.
And when Zhang Fei ascended to the highest point and began to descend, the onlookers saw a little girl dressed in emerald green and carved in pink and jade quickly rushing towards the city wall. She walked nimbly along the [-]-degree city wall. And up, he climbed to the top of the city wall in a short time, and then leaped hard on the top of the city wall, and the little girl jumped towards Zhang Fei who was falling...
The moment the little girl and Zhang Fei intersected in mid-air, she grabbed Zhang Fei's belt and took Zhang Fei obliquely to the ground in a parabolic trajectory.
After falling back to the ground, the little girl thoughtfully helped the frightened Zhang Fei to stand still.She was still on the tiptoes, and patted Zhang Fei's back lightly, and comforted Zhang Fei softly: "Good boy! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just fly once."
After the little girl finished all this, she turned around and walked up to Xiao Hei. She put her hips on her hips and yelled at Xiao Hei: "You are stupid, you can beat him casually, why are you scaring him? But Guan Erye is sworn brother, if Guan Erye gets angry... we will all be implicated by you!"
"I didn't keep my hand for a while..." Xiao Hei stuck out his tongue at the little girl.
……
Liu Bei and other officials naturally heard the conversation between the little girl and Xiao Hei.But none of them cared about the content of the conversation, what they cared more about was the force value of the little girl and Xiao Hei.
In the group of officials, Liu Bei and Zhuge Kongming looked at each other quietly.
"Did the military adviser recruit them for me?" Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang softly.
"Reporting to my lord, on the way here, Liang tempted them with righteousness..."
"What's the result?" Liu Bei asked with concern.
"They look at the refugees and feel pity, but when they see the bones, they feel sorry for them. They should be loyal and honest." Zhuge Liang concluded.
"Then they promised to help me restore the Han Dynasty?" Liu Bei was very happy.
"No." Zhuge Liang shook his head slowly.
"My lord, although they are good people, they obviously don't like to be restrained."
"Then how should I contact them?" Liu Bei humbly asked Zhuge Liang for advice.
"My lord, treat Mr. Sima Hui's Shuijing Academy the way you treat them." Zhuge Liang looked at the Huashan sect not far away. As friends."
"I understand. Thank you, military advisor, for teaching me." Liu Bei bowed his hands to Zhuge Liang and thanked him.
……
It is said that Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang have set a policy against the Huashan faction.Over there, while Zhang Fei was still awake, the members of the Huashan faction quickly sneaked into the city.
After everyone entered the city, they wandered around in Fancheng.This Fancheng was in the early period of the Three Kingdoms, and it was rare that it had not been harassed by the Yellow Turban Sect. There were many shops in the city, and it was relatively prosperous.
Of course, this prosperity is also short-lived, because next year, the Battle of Chibi will start, and the land of Xiangchu will also be full of wars.
The members of the Huashan faction came from the future, and they were all aware of this change, so they lingered in the seemingly bustling streets of Fancheng, and gradually, they were enveloped by an indescribably strange feeling.
In this weird feeling, everyone clearly knows that everyone in this city is a living person, but when they pass by these people, they always feel that these people are lifeless...
Especially those old people and women and children.
The kind-hearted Qin Niang was the first one who couldn't stand it any longer, she suggested in a disinterested manner: "Let's go back, there's nothing to see here, I always feel panicked."
"Yes, I also feel terrified!" Yue Lingshan, who has always loved shopping, rarely seconded Qin Niang.
Xiaoqing, who was wearing sunglasses, also nodded, and her words were also tinged with fantasy: "This city is full of evil spirits, and I don't like it either."
……
The Huashan faction couldn't take it anymore, turned around and returned to the gate of the city.
And when the crowd walked along the city wall to the tractor park, they saw a young general in silver armor and riding a white horse standing beside the tractor with a long gun.
This young general has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and he looks really good-looking.He saw the people of the Huashan School from afar, and he clasped his fists and said loudly: "I am ordering you, my lord, to invite you all to the banquet!"
"Master? Isn't it Zhang Fei who wants to treat you?" Linghu Chong sent everyone to deal with the young general on behalf of Huashan.
"Brother Zhang will invite you next time instead. This time, my lord will invite you all!" The young general got off his horse and replied with a smile.
"Can we not go?" Linghu Chong, who didn't want to go to the city again, asked tentatively.
"No." The young general shook his head, holding a smile, took out a roll of bamboo slips, held it up and said, "My military adviser had expected that you would decline, so he wrote a roll of pleadings and presented it to my lord, saying that your mountain He crushed his house, occupied his Wollongong, and if you don’t go to the banquet, he will meet with you.”
"Everyone, if you are going to the banquet..." The young general quickly brought out another roll of bamboo slips, and he paused.
"How?" Linghu Chong asked.
"Then my military adviser gave Wollongong to you during the banquet. This is the proof of the gift." The young general waved the bamboo slip in his hand.
……
Well, this Zhuge Liang is really cunning!It seems that it is not enough not to go to the banquet.The members of the Huashan faction had no choice but to follow the young general and entered the city again.
And when they entered Liu Bei's mansion, Huashan sent everyone to sit down at the table, this young general did not break his promise, he took the scroll of bamboo slips with both hands and handed it to Linghu Chong.
Linghu Chong also took it with both hands, and casually asked the young general, "Dare to ask the general's name?"
The young general said with a smile: "The people in Changshan, the surname is Zhao, the name is Yun, and the word is Zilong."
"You are Zhao Yun?" Linghu Chong and all the Huashan faction around Linghu Chong exclaimed in unison, and Qin Niang even quietly took out her mobile phone, planning to secretly take a photo of Zhao Yun and save it.
"That's right, it's Zhao Yun." The young general who called himself Zhao Yun repeated affirmatively. At the same time, he also asked the Huashan faction in surprise, "Have you met Zhao before?"
"I haven't seen it, but it has been famous for a long time." Linghu Chong sighed.
"Zhao is a mere pawn, how famous is he?" Zhao Yun's tone was very modest.
"No, you will soon become famous all over the world." Qin Niang couldn't help interjecting.She knew that in the upcoming Battle of Chibi, this Zhao Yun would single-handedly enter seven times and seven times out. Cao rescued Liu Chan. Even Cao Cao praised him for being courageous!
"Then I would like to thank this lady for her kind words." This Zhao Yun smiled at Qin Niang, but he didn't take Qin Niang's words to heart.
"By the way, do you dare to ask General Zhao this year?" Qin Niang asked Zhao Yun curiously at this time, she vaguely remembered that Zhao Yun was not young when he was in the Battle of Chibi, and he shouldn't be so young.
"Madam has a question, Zhao dare not not answer, Zhao is no longer confused." This Zhao Yun stretched out four fingers to gesture to Qin Niang.
"Are you 40 years old?" Qin Niang was shocked by Zhao Yun's gesture, and she said in surprise: "The general doesn't look like 40 years old! He looks like a young man in his 25s."
"Ma'am, I'm laughing. It's probably because I have practiced Jianghu martial arts, so I look young." Zhao Yun explained to Qin Niang.
"There are such effects in martial arts?" Qin Niang couldn't believe it.
"Of course, I see that everyone around Madam has also practiced martial arts in the martial arts world. Madam may as well ask about it." Zhao Yun reminded Qin Niang.
"Really? Then I'd like to ask..." Qin Niang looked around the crowd, and finally, she chose the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng who also looked very young.
Qin Niang first asked how old Lu Xiaofeng was?Lu Xiaofeng touched the mustache on his lips and asked Qiniang to guess, and Qiniang judged that Lu Xiaofeng was around thirty based on his face.
Lu Xiaofeng proudly denied Qin Niang, he told Qin Niang that he was over 40...
Qin Niang asked Ximen Chuuxue again, Ximen Chuuxue was cooler, he straightened his wig, and only answered Qin Niang with four words: "I am older than him."
Qin Niang anxiously asked Hua Manlou again, Hua Manlou was a sensitive person, he sensed that Qin Niang was very jealous of those who practiced martial arts, so he told Qin Niang gently and considerately: "How old does Xiangu want me to be? How old are you?"
This answer?Might as well just say it straight!Feeling being attacked by Huamanlou, Qin Niang was depressed and tongue-tied.
As a woman who was determined by a certain guy to have no talent in martial arts, Qin Niang deeply felt the greatest malice of fate.
"Why can't I just practice martial arts, or why do people who practice martial arts become younger? It's not fair!" Qin Niang shouted in her heart, extremely depressed.
Fortunately, at this moment, the banquet finally officially started. Liu Bei raised the cup in his hand, let everyone drink happily, and successfully diverted Qin Niang's attention by drinking.
Qin Niang raised her wine glass and drank it down, then quickly poured herself a big glass...
……
On this day, Qin Niang, who was struggling to get herself drunk, was tied to the roof of the tractor cab by the Huashan faction and transported home.
As for why the members of the Huashan faction tied Qin Niang to the roof of the tractor cab, that was really the only way out, because the back compartment of the tractor was full of people, and it was impossible to throw the drunk Qin Niang on the ground. Everyone stepped on?You can't let everyone put Qin Niang on their heads and take them home, right?
And because of this indecent drunken experience, after Qinniang woke up, she hid shyly in the small courtyard of the Xu family.For a long time, she no longer appeared in public.Everyone also thoughtfully tried not to see Qin Niang to avoid embarrassing her.
In this way, until the afternoon when Qinniang's jade bracelet was about to be heated again, everyone sent Xu Baijin to call Qinniang to go to the martial arts field to tell Qinniang: Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun came together up.
"What do they have to do with me?" Qin Niang was still drunk and ashamed, she didn't want to see those two guys.
"My little lady, you called me!" Xu Baijin whispered to Qin Niang.
"When did I call them?" Qin Niang couldn't remember this at all.
"It was at the banquet that day!" Xu Baijin reminded Qin Niang.
"You are drunk, pointing at Zhao Yun to challenge him, saying that you can also look young, because you are a fairy girl and come from the fairy world!"
"I actually said that?" Qin Niang covered her face in shame.
"It's more than that, little lady, you've said a lot! I can't even cover your mouth with all my might."
"Then what else did I say?" Qin Niang suddenly had a bad premonition.
"You are still bragging to Liu Bei and others, saying that your fairy world has thousands of catties of fairy food per mu, and artifacts that can easily kill people, and all kinds of fairy medicines that can cure diseases and save people..."
"Then Zhuge Liang didn't believe it. When he said that you were talking nonsense, little girl, you became anxious. You took out your anti-wolf device and wanted to fight him! Let him see and see."
"Did Zhuge Liang agree?" Qin Niang asked in fear.
"Then Zhuge Liang is not stupid. He didn't agree at the beginning, so you can raise your stake, Miss, and say that if he agrees to a duel with you, you can take him to the fairy world regardless of the outcome afterwards..."
"I still said that? Why did I want to shock that guy so much?" Qin Niang was confused.
"Because Zhuge Liang's words were really annoying. He said, my lady, you were worried about getting old and jealous of General Zhao Yun's youth. That's why you got so angry that you lost your composure when you got drunk..."
"This Zhuge man is talking nonsense! I'm so mad!" Qin Niang roared suddenly, which made Xu Baijin jump.
"Miss, are you alright?" After a while, Xu Baijin asked Qin Niang again timidly.
"I'm fine." Qin Niang tried her best to calm down, and she asked Xu Baijin again: "Did I call him later?"
"Shocked!" Xu Baijin nodded, and he said in relief: "Young lady, you shocked him three times! His hair stood on end on the spot!"
"Then General Zhao Yun saw that the situation was not good, so he rushed over to save him, but you also gave him a shock..."
"Oh!" Qin Niang yelled, and shocked Zhao Yun, she felt a little guilty.
"What about later?" Qin Niang continued to ask.
"Later, Miss, when you saw that General Zhao Yun had been turned over, you generously waved your hand and said that General Zhao Yun would also go to the Immortal World that day."
After all, sympathy belongs to sympathy, but Huashan sends these sloppy guys to work hard for the common people of the world, and these people are a little unhappy.
As a modern person, Qin Niang was the first one who felt very troublesome. She said to Zhuge Kongming: "Mr. Zhuge, with so few people, how can we save the common people in the world?"
Zhuge Kongming smiled slightly, and he straightened up to respond to Qin Niang: "As long as you have the ambition to save the world, why worry about not having a chance? My lord is stationed in Fancheng right now. As long as you are willing, you can serve my lord at any time."
It turned out that Zhuge Kongming's real purpose was here, and everyone in the Huashan School suddenly realized.
"Brother Zhuge's kindness is appreciated, let us discuss it first." On behalf of the Huashan faction, Linghu Chong politely declined Zhuge Kongming's invitation.
"It's okay, everyone discuss it slowly." Zhuge Kongming continued to smile and said.
……
While everyone was talking, the tractor also drove to the gate of the city.
The streets of the ancient city were narrow, so it must be difficult for this tractor to enter the city. Hua Manlou parked the tractor at the base of the city wall near the city gate, pulled out the car key and got off.
The people in the back compartment also jumped out of the tractor one after another and gathered beside the tractor.
At this moment, Liu Bei, who was stationed in the city, led a group of officials, and rushed over to greet him after hearing the news.
Of course, Liu Bei and others will mainly greet Zhuge Liang.
However, when a group of officials gathered around Zhuge Liang to say hello, that Zhang Fei left the official group alone. He went straight to the people of the Huashan faction, patted Linghu Chong on the shoulder with a smile, and said that he would go back and invite the people of the Huashan faction to drink later. .
After Zhang Fei stopped Hua Manlou again, he wanted to fight Hua Manlou again.
Zhang Fei said that he was full this morning, and he couldn't beat Huamanlou yesterday because he was hungry yesterday, and today he will seriously fight Huamanlou again to determine the winner.
But everyone from the Huashan faction wanted to rush into the city to watch the fun, and no one wanted to be delayed because Zhang Fei and Huamanlou were fighting here. The most impatient Xiao Hei simply volunteered to take Huamanlou's place. Lou said to Zhang Fei in front of him: "Hey, you big black man, let me talk about it after you win."
Zhang Fei naturally didn't want to compete with Xiao Hei who looked like a child, and he didn't bother to talk to Xiao Hei.
But when Zhang Fei passed Xiao Hei, Xiao He bent down and stretched out his hand to grab the ankle of Zhang Fei's foot. When he lifted it again, Xiao Hei lifted Zhang Fei's foot.
Zhang Fei let out a sigh, and was about to put his foot back on the ground with all his strength, but found that his foot was in Xiao Hei's hands, motionless like cast iron!
Zhang Fei was startled, and saw Xiao Hei's other hand reaching out to his other ankle... The next moment, Zhang Fei was thrown into the sky by Xiao Hei!
Zhang Fei danced in the sky, he was thrown higher than the city wall, his screams also alarmed all the people around the city wall, everyone looked up together to watch.
And when Zhang Fei ascended to the highest point and began to descend, the onlookers saw a little girl dressed in emerald green and carved in pink and jade quickly rushing towards the city wall. She walked nimbly along the [-]-degree city wall. And up, he climbed to the top of the city wall in a short time, and then leaped hard on the top of the city wall, and the little girl jumped towards Zhang Fei who was falling...
The moment the little girl and Zhang Fei intersected in mid-air, she grabbed Zhang Fei's belt and took Zhang Fei obliquely to the ground in a parabolic trajectory.
After falling back to the ground, the little girl thoughtfully helped the frightened Zhang Fei to stand still.She was still on the tiptoes, and patted Zhang Fei's back lightly, and comforted Zhang Fei softly: "Good boy! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just fly once."
After the little girl finished all this, she turned around and walked up to Xiao Hei. She put her hips on her hips and yelled at Xiao Hei: "You are stupid, you can beat him casually, why are you scaring him? But Guan Erye is sworn brother, if Guan Erye gets angry... we will all be implicated by you!"
"I didn't keep my hand for a while..." Xiao Hei stuck out his tongue at the little girl.
……
Liu Bei and other officials naturally heard the conversation between the little girl and Xiao Hei.But none of them cared about the content of the conversation, what they cared more about was the force value of the little girl and Xiao Hei.
In the group of officials, Liu Bei and Zhuge Kongming looked at each other quietly.
"Did the military adviser recruit them for me?" Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang softly.
"Reporting to my lord, on the way here, Liang tempted them with righteousness..."
"What's the result?" Liu Bei asked with concern.
"They look at the refugees and feel pity, but when they see the bones, they feel sorry for them. They should be loyal and honest." Zhuge Liang concluded.
"Then they promised to help me restore the Han Dynasty?" Liu Bei was very happy.
"No." Zhuge Liang shook his head slowly.
"My lord, although they are good people, they obviously don't like to be restrained."
"Then how should I contact them?" Liu Bei humbly asked Zhuge Liang for advice.
"My lord, treat Mr. Sima Hui's Shuijing Academy the way you treat them." Zhuge Liang looked at the Huashan sect not far away. As friends."
"I understand. Thank you, military advisor, for teaching me." Liu Bei bowed his hands to Zhuge Liang and thanked him.
……
It is said that Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang have set a policy against the Huashan faction.Over there, while Zhang Fei was still awake, the members of the Huashan faction quickly sneaked into the city.
After everyone entered the city, they wandered around in Fancheng.This Fancheng was in the early period of the Three Kingdoms, and it was rare that it had not been harassed by the Yellow Turban Sect. There were many shops in the city, and it was relatively prosperous.
Of course, this prosperity is also short-lived, because next year, the Battle of Chibi will start, and the land of Xiangchu will also be full of wars.
The members of the Huashan faction came from the future, and they were all aware of this change, so they lingered in the seemingly bustling streets of Fancheng, and gradually, they were enveloped by an indescribably strange feeling.
In this weird feeling, everyone clearly knows that everyone in this city is a living person, but when they pass by these people, they always feel that these people are lifeless...
Especially those old people and women and children.
The kind-hearted Qin Niang was the first one who couldn't stand it any longer, she suggested in a disinterested manner: "Let's go back, there's nothing to see here, I always feel panicked."
"Yes, I also feel terrified!" Yue Lingshan, who has always loved shopping, rarely seconded Qin Niang.
Xiaoqing, who was wearing sunglasses, also nodded, and her words were also tinged with fantasy: "This city is full of evil spirits, and I don't like it either."
……
The Huashan faction couldn't take it anymore, turned around and returned to the gate of the city.
And when the crowd walked along the city wall to the tractor park, they saw a young general in silver armor and riding a white horse standing beside the tractor with a long gun.
This young general has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and he looks really good-looking.He saw the people of the Huashan School from afar, and he clasped his fists and said loudly: "I am ordering you, my lord, to invite you all to the banquet!"
"Master? Isn't it Zhang Fei who wants to treat you?" Linghu Chong sent everyone to deal with the young general on behalf of Huashan.
"Brother Zhang will invite you next time instead. This time, my lord will invite you all!" The young general got off his horse and replied with a smile.
"Can we not go?" Linghu Chong, who didn't want to go to the city again, asked tentatively.
"No." The young general shook his head, holding a smile, took out a roll of bamboo slips, held it up and said, "My military adviser had expected that you would decline, so he wrote a roll of pleadings and presented it to my lord, saying that your mountain He crushed his house, occupied his Wollongong, and if you don’t go to the banquet, he will meet with you.”
"Everyone, if you are going to the banquet..." The young general quickly brought out another roll of bamboo slips, and he paused.
"How?" Linghu Chong asked.
"Then my military adviser gave Wollongong to you during the banquet. This is the proof of the gift." The young general waved the bamboo slip in his hand.
……
Well, this Zhuge Liang is really cunning!It seems that it is not enough not to go to the banquet.The members of the Huashan faction had no choice but to follow the young general and entered the city again.
And when they entered Liu Bei's mansion, Huashan sent everyone to sit down at the table, this young general did not break his promise, he took the scroll of bamboo slips with both hands and handed it to Linghu Chong.
Linghu Chong also took it with both hands, and casually asked the young general, "Dare to ask the general's name?"
The young general said with a smile: "The people in Changshan, the surname is Zhao, the name is Yun, and the word is Zilong."
"You are Zhao Yun?" Linghu Chong and all the Huashan faction around Linghu Chong exclaimed in unison, and Qin Niang even quietly took out her mobile phone, planning to secretly take a photo of Zhao Yun and save it.
"That's right, it's Zhao Yun." The young general who called himself Zhao Yun repeated affirmatively. At the same time, he also asked the Huashan faction in surprise, "Have you met Zhao before?"
"I haven't seen it, but it has been famous for a long time." Linghu Chong sighed.
"Zhao is a mere pawn, how famous is he?" Zhao Yun's tone was very modest.
"No, you will soon become famous all over the world." Qin Niang couldn't help interjecting.She knew that in the upcoming Battle of Chibi, this Zhao Yun would single-handedly enter seven times and seven times out. Cao rescued Liu Chan. Even Cao Cao praised him for being courageous!
"Then I would like to thank this lady for her kind words." This Zhao Yun smiled at Qin Niang, but he didn't take Qin Niang's words to heart.
"By the way, do you dare to ask General Zhao this year?" Qin Niang asked Zhao Yun curiously at this time, she vaguely remembered that Zhao Yun was not young when he was in the Battle of Chibi, and he shouldn't be so young.
"Madam has a question, Zhao dare not not answer, Zhao is no longer confused." This Zhao Yun stretched out four fingers to gesture to Qin Niang.
"Are you 40 years old?" Qin Niang was shocked by Zhao Yun's gesture, and she said in surprise: "The general doesn't look like 40 years old! He looks like a young man in his 25s."
"Ma'am, I'm laughing. It's probably because I have practiced Jianghu martial arts, so I look young." Zhao Yun explained to Qin Niang.
"There are such effects in martial arts?" Qin Niang couldn't believe it.
"Of course, I see that everyone around Madam has also practiced martial arts in the martial arts world. Madam may as well ask about it." Zhao Yun reminded Qin Niang.
"Really? Then I'd like to ask..." Qin Niang looked around the crowd, and finally, she chose the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng who also looked very young.
Qin Niang first asked how old Lu Xiaofeng was?Lu Xiaofeng touched the mustache on his lips and asked Qiniang to guess, and Qiniang judged that Lu Xiaofeng was around thirty based on his face.
Lu Xiaofeng proudly denied Qin Niang, he told Qin Niang that he was over 40...
Qin Niang asked Ximen Chuuxue again, Ximen Chuuxue was cooler, he straightened his wig, and only answered Qin Niang with four words: "I am older than him."
Qin Niang anxiously asked Hua Manlou again, Hua Manlou was a sensitive person, he sensed that Qin Niang was very jealous of those who practiced martial arts, so he told Qin Niang gently and considerately: "How old does Xiangu want me to be? How old are you?"
This answer?Might as well just say it straight!Feeling being attacked by Huamanlou, Qin Niang was depressed and tongue-tied.
As a woman who was determined by a certain guy to have no talent in martial arts, Qin Niang deeply felt the greatest malice of fate.
"Why can't I just practice martial arts, or why do people who practice martial arts become younger? It's not fair!" Qin Niang shouted in her heart, extremely depressed.
Fortunately, at this moment, the banquet finally officially started. Liu Bei raised the cup in his hand, let everyone drink happily, and successfully diverted Qin Niang's attention by drinking.
Qin Niang raised her wine glass and drank it down, then quickly poured herself a big glass...
……
On this day, Qin Niang, who was struggling to get herself drunk, was tied to the roof of the tractor cab by the Huashan faction and transported home.
As for why the members of the Huashan faction tied Qin Niang to the roof of the tractor cab, that was really the only way out, because the back compartment of the tractor was full of people, and it was impossible to throw the drunk Qin Niang on the ground. Everyone stepped on?You can't let everyone put Qin Niang on their heads and take them home, right?
And because of this indecent drunken experience, after Qinniang woke up, she hid shyly in the small courtyard of the Xu family.For a long time, she no longer appeared in public.Everyone also thoughtfully tried not to see Qin Niang to avoid embarrassing her.
In this way, until the afternoon when Qinniang's jade bracelet was about to be heated again, everyone sent Xu Baijin to call Qinniang to go to the martial arts field to tell Qinniang: Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun came together up.
"What do they have to do with me?" Qin Niang was still drunk and ashamed, she didn't want to see those two guys.
"My little lady, you called me!" Xu Baijin whispered to Qin Niang.
"When did I call them?" Qin Niang couldn't remember this at all.
"It was at the banquet that day!" Xu Baijin reminded Qin Niang.
"You are drunk, pointing at Zhao Yun to challenge him, saying that you can also look young, because you are a fairy girl and come from the fairy world!"
"I actually said that?" Qin Niang covered her face in shame.
"It's more than that, little lady, you've said a lot! I can't even cover your mouth with all my might."
"Then what else did I say?" Qin Niang suddenly had a bad premonition.
"You are still bragging to Liu Bei and others, saying that your fairy world has thousands of catties of fairy food per mu, and artifacts that can easily kill people, and all kinds of fairy medicines that can cure diseases and save people..."
"Then Zhuge Liang didn't believe it. When he said that you were talking nonsense, little girl, you became anxious. You took out your anti-wolf device and wanted to fight him! Let him see and see."
"Did Zhuge Liang agree?" Qin Niang asked in fear.
"Then Zhuge Liang is not stupid. He didn't agree at the beginning, so you can raise your stake, Miss, and say that if he agrees to a duel with you, you can take him to the fairy world regardless of the outcome afterwards..."
"I still said that? Why did I want to shock that guy so much?" Qin Niang was confused.
"Because Zhuge Liang's words were really annoying. He said, my lady, you were worried about getting old and jealous of General Zhao Yun's youth. That's why you got so angry that you lost your composure when you got drunk..."
"This Zhuge man is talking nonsense! I'm so mad!" Qin Niang roared suddenly, which made Xu Baijin jump.
"Miss, are you alright?" After a while, Xu Baijin asked Qin Niang again timidly.
"I'm fine." Qin Niang tried her best to calm down, and she asked Xu Baijin again: "Did I call him later?"
"Shocked!" Xu Baijin nodded, and he said in relief: "Young lady, you shocked him three times! His hair stood on end on the spot!"
"Then General Zhao Yun saw that the situation was not good, so he rushed over to save him, but you also gave him a shock..."
"Oh!" Qin Niang yelled, and shocked Zhao Yun, she felt a little guilty.
"What about later?" Qin Niang continued to ask.
"Later, Miss, when you saw that General Zhao Yun had been turned over, you generously waved your hand and said that General Zhao Yun would also go to the Immortal World that day."
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