[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Poor Xiaobai, she is not a monster who is good at resourcefulness, how could she come up with a good solution.

After being at a loss for what to do with Qin Niang for a while, worried that the Americans would come up with some kind of natural anesthetic, Xiao Bai didn't dare to stay here for long, so she simply used Fahai's cassock to combine the huge iron block with Qin Niang Stored it in, and quickly fled back to Qinniang's bachelor apartment.

After returning to the single apartment, Xiaobai went straight to the next door with her cassock and bag. She found Zhuge Liang who was watching TV, and told Zhuge Liang about Qinniang's embarrassing situation, hoping that Zhuge Liang, who is known as a wise man, could find a way out.

However, after Zhuge Liang listened to Xiaobai's narration, he didn't have any good strategies, because obviously this was not a problem that could be solved by tricks, it could only be solved by using modern mechanical technology.

Xu Baijin, who was watching TV with Zhuge Liang enthusiastically, didn't care about what he heard. He told Xiaobai that Qiniang had been bound to his well. No matter where Qinniang was, when it was time to go back, she naturally will be sent back, so don't worry.

"Even if Xiangu is sent back, she still can't do it." Lin Pingzhi, who was also watching TV, retorted Xu Baijin.

"You must know that Xiangu is in close contact with the iron block. Even if she is worn back, she will still be trapped in the iron block. What is the difference from now?"

"That's right, my little lady is still in contact with the iron block, and then she will pass it away with the iron block!" Xu Baijin patted himself on the head, remembering this.

"If that's the case..." Zhuge Liang suddenly became happy.

"My master is really short of iron, why don't you put this piece of iron together with Xiangu in the Fancheng iron yard for the time being, and we will call blacksmiths to cut this piece of iron bit by bit, and finally we will be able to rescue Xiangu!"

"How long will it take to rescue my mother-in-law?" Xiao Bai asked worriedly.

"If the iron block is as big as you said, it will take a year and a half to cut..." Zhuge Liang estimated.

"A year and a half?" Xiaobai's eyes widened instantly, she shook her head quickly and said, "How can this be done, let alone a year and a half, my mother-in-law, wait for two or three days, she will eat and drink, The excrement accumulated under my mother-in-law is enough to make her sick!"

"When it accumulates a lot, it will probably be squeezed out from under the neck..." Xiao Bai imagined the disgusting scene of Bala, and couldn't help shivering!

"That's right, don't listen to his bad idea! I'm holding back my urine now." Qin Niang was also so frightened that she yelled loudly in her cassock package.

"But if you want to solve the problem in a short period of time, I'm sorry I can't do anything." Zhuge Liang spread his hands, he really had nothing to do.

"Forget it, send me back to those Americans." Qin Niang sighed in the bundle of cassock, "Rather than being covered in my own excrement, I would rather surrender to the President of the United States and serve him as a cow and a horse." ..."

"Don't..." Xiaobai stopped Qinniang, and she said unconvinced: "Americans are not the only ones with high technology on this earth. If you want to surrender, you might as well ask other countries for help."

"Looking for help from other countries?" Everyone in the room was refreshed when they heard the words, and felt that this was a way of thinking.

"Good strategy!" Zhuge Liang couldn't help but clapped his hands. He added excitedly, "Seeking near is worse than seeking far. Since we are asking for help from other countries, let's ask those who stay in Zhongnanhai."

"Well, Zhuge Liang, you even know about Zhongnanhai?" Qin Niang interjected in a muffled voice inside her cassock.

"Because we are watching the movie "The Bodyguard of Zhongnanhai"." Zhao Yun, who had been silent all this time, told Qin Niang thoughtfully.

"Then hurry up and beg, I feel like I can't hold it any longer." Qin Niang urged anxiously.

"I'll go right away, but don't hold back your peeing mother-in-law." Xiaobai persuaded Qinniang, "Because no matter how fast you are, you will definitely not be able to hold back the moment when you are rescued."

"No! I can hold it for as long as I can!" Qin Niang clenched her teeth and insisted.

"Okay, then I'll go to Zhongnanhai to find someone to save you now." Xiaobai took out any door and was about to go to Zhongnanhai.

"Wait!" Qin Niang in the cassock bag suddenly called Xiao Bai again, and she told Xiao Bai: "You must give some gifts when you ask for help. You should go to the South China Sea first, and put away all the rafts floating on the sea. In the past, it was given to those people in Zhongnanhai as gifts."

"Isn't your gift too shabby?" Zhuge Liang felt that Qin Niang was too stingy.

"You don't understand..." Qin Niang explained to Zhuge Liang: "Those rafts can be turned back into fleets..."

"If they promise to save me, I'll turn these rafts back into the fleet as a reward for saving me."

"Okay!" Xiaobai answered Qinniang, and she lowered her head and went through any door.

At this time, no one noticed that Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up suddenly.

……

The following process will not be described in detail in order not to be caught by the river.

All in all, Xiaobai went through some contacts and negotiations with some people that day, and at three o'clock in the morning, Qin Niang, who was still fluttering, was finally rescued.

The rescued Qin Niang was supported by Xiao Bai, and when she returned to her bachelor apartment, she swore that she would never be embarrassing again and would keep a low profile.

After sleeping until noon the next day, Qin Niang turned on her mobile phone to watch, and she read a piece of news.In this news, the leader of China said: "We are willing to cooperate sincerely with alien friends, and the door of mutual communication is always open..."

Well, this is an expression of goodwill from the country to herself and others, Qin Niang understands.

But if you understand it, Qin Niang feels that this communication should not happen again, because if there is any communication, it will definitely mean that she and others have encountered trouble again.

Putting down the phone, thinking that she was waiting for someone to go back in the afternoon, Qin Niang went to the next door and told the four guys not to run around, and came to gather later.

And next door, Qin Niang saw Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun buying two bags of crop seeds and a stack of various books.

"Can you understand these books written in simplified characters?" Qin Niang asked Zhuge Liang curiously, picking up a book on scientific pig raising.

Zhuge Liang picked up a large dictionary and responded to Qin Niang: "Here, there is a comparison between simplified and traditional Chinese, and Oracle bone inscriptions can be translated."

"Okay, you guys are amazing!" Qin Niang was defeated by Zhuge Liang, and she asked Zhuge Liang casually, "Then this time when we go back, are you going to make steel first, or focus on developing agriculture first?"

"Sister Xiangu, we don't have time to do the two things you mentioned..." Zhuge Liang shook his head, "Because Cao Cao is going south soon, we only have a few months left before the Battle of Chibi."

"Then what are you going to do first?" Qin Niang frowned at Zhuge Liang's words. When Cao Cao went south, the Huashan faction where she lived was the first to bear the brunt!Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish, I would rather bear the world than teach the world to bear me. Cao Cao is definitely not as easy to deal with as Liu Bei.

"We can only strengthen military training scientifically, so that soldiers can master various modern weapons and equipment as soon as possible, and then we can win this battle." Zhuge Liang spit out a series of new terms.

"Wait!" Qin Niang was stunned, she raised her head and asked Zhuge Liang: "What did you just say?"

"Scientifically strengthen military training first, so that soldiers can master various modern weapons and equipment as soon as possible!" Zhuge Liang repeated.

"How modern?" Qin Niang asked tremblingly.

"General Zilong, come out and let Xiangu take a look." Zhuge Liang shouted towards the bathroom.

"Military teacher, wait a moment, I haven't put on the American helmet yet." Zhao Yun responded to Zhuge Liang in the bathroom. Judging from his voice, he should be looking in the mirror.

Qin Niang waited patiently for a long while, and in a blink of an eye, she saw a heavily armed American soldier coming out of the bathroom imposingly.

Good guy, this American soldier is still holding a sniper gun!

"This is what you call all kinds of modern weapons and equipment?" Qin Niang pointed at the American soldier version of Zhao Yun in front of her, dumbfounded, and she asked Zhuge Liang.

"That's right, isn't this full of modern things from your fairy world?" Zhuge Liang answered Qin Niang triumphantly.

"Did you buy it from Xiaobai?" Qin Niang asked cautiously.

"Yes." Zhuge Liang nodded.

"Xiaobai, her 1000-year-old...what's the use of the fairy asking for money?" Qin Niang didn't understand.

"National teacher, she doesn't ask for money!" Zhuge Liang declared: "She just wants to believe. I promise her for the time being, and I will make her a national teacher in the future, and help her do good deeds..."

"They're all cunning guys!" Qin Niang, who understood that Xiaobai and Zhuge Liang had secretly hooked up, covered her forehead again.

"Let me ask another question, who came up with this idea?" Qin Niang glared at Zhuge Liang.

"Of course it's my military advisor!" Zhuge Liang lightly shook the feather fan in his hand.

"Last night you ordered the national division to take those rafts as gifts, and I thought of this plan. I know that the national division has collected many materials from 38 overseas military bases of the US military... and then... I went to the I discussed it with the national teacher..."

"With these materials as a base, this military division is enough to overwhelm the world!" After Zhuge Liang finished speaking, he stood with one hand behind his back, and pointed forward with a feather fan in the other, with the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers.

"But these supplies will be used up sooner or later." Qin Niang kindly reminded Zhuge Liang.

"So what?" Zhuge Liang calmly patted the books he was about to take away again, "In my strategist's planning, when these supplies are used up, if there is no accident, my big man should have been reunited."

"At that time, with these high-yielding crop seeds and various knowledge books I brought back, my man will surely prosper forever!"

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Seeing that Zhuge Liang was talking more and more excited, Qin Niang turned to ask Zhao Yun: "General, you don't play your gun anymore, do you want to play this sniper gun instead?"

Zhao Yun smiled slightly, and he responded to Qin Niang: "Back to Xiangu, I have carefully watched many war movies in your fairy world, and found that on the battlefield, this sniper gun is indeed stronger than my silver gun."

"But do you know how to use it?" Qin Niang doubted.

"No." Zhao Yun shook his head frankly, but he said with confidence in an instant: "I'll go back to logistics and practice, and I'm sure I'll be able to master its use skills soon."

"If you use this sniper gun instead, what weapons will your lord's second and third brothers use instead?" Qin Niang asked Zhao Yun again with a smile.

"With Brother Zhang's personality, he will probably charge forward with a gun on his back." Zhao Yun guessed.

"As for Second Brother Guan..." Zhao Yun thought for a while, and continued: "He pursues one-hit kills, so he should love the fire sword barrel."

Machine gun and fire sword barrel?Zhao Yun's answer frightened Qin Niang to ask any more questions. She couldn't imagine the scene of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu carrying the machine gun and the fire sword tube, and couldn't help but mourn Cao Cao during the Battle of Chibi.

Fortunately, these guys don't know how to fly aircraft carriers and planes... Otherwise, the US Seventh Fleet captured by Xiaobai in Tokyo Bay may also appear on the Chibi battlefield.