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Cao Yu shrugged: "Yes, watch this video again."

In the video, a rural man in sloppy clothes is selling goods, with 100 million followers.

Ji Jian said angrily: "What the hell, it looks like people from the city are pretending."

Cao Yu said earnestly: "You don't care if people are pretending or not, if fans buy it, then it's true! Also, don't you watch other people's videos?"

"Look, but don't look at the number of followers, self-paralyzed, I never look at my own data, so as not to feel cold."

Cao Yu: "Brother Ji, if you really want to be popular, I can give you an opinion, sell rot."

Ji Jian: "I don't like men..."

Cao Yu: "That's why you are ignorant. Girls these days have very rich imaginations. As long as two boys stand together, they don't need to say much, and the friendship can overflow."

"I'm straight, I will never degenerate into betraying my sexuality! I'm done eating, let's go first." When Ji Jian passed the door, he said to the boss: "The ugly one pays."

Ji Jian went to a convenience store to buy a box of instant noodles and fixed it on the back seat of the bicycle. On the way home, he suddenly remembered his childhood.

Xiao Jijian pointed to the dazzling array of instant noodles on the container, and said to his mother behind him: "Mom, there are so many types of instant noodles here, even if I eat them every day, will it be difficult to finish them all in a lifetime?"

Ji Jian's mother: "Of course you can't finish it... because your mother won't let you eat instant noodles every day."

Xiao Jijian: "But I want to eat, buy me a bag!"

Ji Jian's mother: "No way!"

Ji Jian's mother pushed the cart to the cashier and lined up. Xiao Ji Jian slipped back, took a bag of instant noodles, and stuffed it quietly into the car.

When the cashier scanned the instant noodles with a code scanning gun, Ji Jian's mother discovered Xiao Jijian's tricks, and when she was about to put the instant noodles back, Xiao Jijian's eyes filled with tears, so she had to compromise.

After returning home, Xiao Ji Jian happily ate instant noodles, while Ji Jian's parents had a hearty lunch.

Ji Jian's mother hated iron and said: "This child..."

Xiao Jijian shouted excitedly: "I still want a drink!"

Ji Jian's mother said: "It's in the refrigerator, go get it yourself."

Xiao Jijian jumped off the chair, ran to the kitchen, and forcefully opened the refrigerator, which was filled with all kinds of food...

But at this moment, the current Ji Jian opened the refrigerator, and there was nothing in it. He closed the refrigerator, cooked instant noodles, and sat in the dining room.

The screen flashes.

Ji Jian picked up the instant noodles: "Ah, my frivolous dream of eating all the instant noodles in the world... has come true unintentionally, I don't know what you are eating now, but if you can eat it at home, let's eat it at home, instant noodles are the same Fragrance at home."

His voice choked up, and he hurriedly moved his finger to the screen.

The screen is black.

Ji Jian whispered, "I want to go to Lao Lu's house."

Ji Jian suddenly shouted angrily: "Who wants to go to Lu Qi's house, his food is not delicious at all! There is so little chicken essence, it is not fragrant at all! The condiment of fried noodles is Lu's mother's smile, How can it compare to the delicate vegetable buns in the instant noodles!"

He ate instant noodles while weeping.

The doorbell rang suddenly, Ji Jian wiped away his tears, walked to the door, and looked out through the peephole, it was the courier.

Ji Jian thought to himself: Since my mother left, this home has also been abandoned by the courier, have I bought anything online?If so, it would be a good time to record an unboxing video!

He opened the door, and the courier asked, "Hi, your courier is Lu Qi, right?"

Ji Jian said decisively: "No."

The courier asked suspiciously: "Huh? Isn't it here?"

"That's it..." Ji Jian suddenly thought of something: "Oh! Lu Qi is my classmate, and my birthday is coming soon. This should be a gift he bought for me, but I forgot to change the name of the recipient."

"Oh." The courier stepped back, and there was a big box behind him.

Ji Jian murmured: "This... Lu Qi mailed himself here?"

Ji Jian signed for the delivery and closed the door.

The screen flashes.

The haze on Ji Jian's face was swept away, his sadness came and went quickly.

"I'm going to record an unboxing video. This is a birthday present from my friend. His name is Lu Qi. I can't mention Lao Lu's gift. I don't know if you have heard this allegory. Last year, he mysteriously said , he bought me the most expensive gift in the world. I was super anxious during that time, okay? A brand new mobile phone was solemnly handed over to me...

That day, Ji Jian gave Lu Qi an affectionate hug: "Etiquette is light and affection is heavy!"

Then he hammered Lu Qi's chest with his mobile phone: "Isn't the most expensive a bit exaggerated hahaha..."

Lu Qi said: "Well... Actually, the mobile phone is not a birthday gift, but what is inside the mobile phone."

Ji Jian stopped laughing, looked at the locked phone, and asked, "What's the password, and the new phone still has a password? You are really weak."

Lu Qi: "Your birthday."

"Yo, are you making these nasty things for men and women?" Ji Jiangui smiled, he unlocked the screen and saw that there were orders from Taobao on the screen.

"Did you buy a copy of all the products in the official charity store of the China Foundation for Poverty Alleviation?"

Lu Qi said lightly: "Etiquette is light but affection is heavy, yes."