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Ji Jian: "Boss, here is a bowl of mushroom soup and fish powder."

Cao Yu: "Boss, I want tomatoes!"

The boss let out a long breath: "Okay."

Ji Jian said to Cao Yu: "Hey, you and Lu Qi have the same appetite, he also likes to eat tomatoes."

Cao Yu thought to himself, the three of us have eaten fish meal so many times, which time I ate something other than tomato, but Ji Jian only remembered Lu Qi's taste.

"I hate it, but I hate it so deeply."

"What did you say?" Ji Jian looked at Cao Yu who was suddenly moved.

Cao Yu tapped the beat on the table with one hand: "So deep that you remember everything the other party likes. You even remember what flavor of fish meal Lu Qi likes the most, so pretend what you don't like?"

Ji Jian said "Oh", and asked back, "Why do you think I remember it so clearly?"

Cao Yu shook his head.

Ji Jian told a story: "Lu Qi is very fond of cats, dogs, mice, pigs, cows, sheep, mosquitoes, dinosaurs and other animals. Did you find anything? No chickens! So when the moon was dark and the wind was high, I put a chicken in his house. The door... Do you understand, I know everything he likes, in order to precisely avoid his hobbies, and then give him the most shocking big baby."

Speaking of this, Ji Jian raised his eyebrows, and the corner of his mouth was full of a smug smile.

"Let's not talk about that, let's talk about our basketball team. We are all on the same team, but why does he take all the credit for winning? It seems like the rest of us are just decorations."

Cao Yu said: "Aren't you aggressive in the morning, trying to compete with Lu Qi? There is only one winner, why is there me without him..."

Ji Jian said embarrassingly: "...Didn't reality give me a slap, seventeen to six, the younger one is me."

Cao Yu analyzed: "As for you, you are a stepping stone on Lu Qi's star journey, you should wake up earlier."

Ji Jian said indignantly: "The stepping stone is so big. The statue of David knows that the base is higher than people!"

Cao Yu suppressed his desire and said first: "That's true, but everyone picks up David's artwork and doesn't look at it, but admires the stones under his feet? There are no stones, not to mention some of them are not good-looking."

Ji Jian: "Are you euphemistically calling me ugly?"

Cao Yu shook his head.

Ji Jian leaned back: "It's not too bad."

Cao Yu said seriously: "I mean more than that, there is also a gap in height. In fact, the difference between you is not much, but for the sport of basketball, it is a natural barrier, and it is also the gap in your level."

Ji Jian narrowed his eyes: "Then why don't you use me as my envoy?"

Cao Yu swallowed his saliva: "No way."

The boss came out in time to ease the atmosphere: "Fish meal is here, your mushroom soup, your tomato."

Ji Jian thanked the boss while tinkering with the phone.

Cao Yu said: "Eat when you eat! What kind of mobile phone do you play with?"

Ji Jian had the expression of your old hat: "I'm eating and broadcasting."

Cao Yu asked, "Has the business expanded again?"

Ji Jian said proudly: "I'm omnipotent. If you want to have good looks, it's easy to have a transformation show or something. You can eat and play as much as you want. After all, I have a charming bottom line." Touched the lower edge of his head which was almost thrown away.

Cao Yu asked, "Are you live streaming or post-editing?"

Ji Jian thought of everything he had just experienced. If it was a live broadcast, it would really be the scene of a car accident.

"In the later stage, cut a few days of life into one piece. It's not enough to just eat and broadcast. After all, we didn't go overseas, and we weren't in a big city. We just stayed in this small mountain village. There are no strange delicacies on jade plates. Others see It’s not fun to watch, the only selling point of my video is my face.”

Cao Yu thought to himself: You are really embarrassed to say it.

"How many fans do you have?"

Ji Jian said: "Thirteen thousand."

Cao Yu: "Sure, the number of people in our school will soon be surpassed."

Ji Jian hissed.

The screen flashes.

Ji Jian said to the camera: "Hey, this is our very famous mushroom soup fish powder, Suofen!"

Cao Yu looked at Ji Jian, so embarrassed that he scratched the floor with his feet.

It’s normal to watch other people eat and broadcast on the mobile phone, but in real life, people around me talk to themselves to an inanimate thing. If this is pushed back 30 years, they will have to help him occupy a place in a mental hospital immediately. bed.

Cao Yu no longer watched Ji Jian, and watched the short video on his own. When he saw something, he turned his phone over: "Look, this big fat man is jumping rope! The flesh all over his body is trembling, I laughed so hard ...Ah! Did I disturb you?"

Ji Jian said: "It's okay, speed up later, add a music, and just cancel the sound, shit, this fat sister is quite confident, what's the point of her posting this video? It's funny? But it seems that she still Seriously..."

"No, it's just an encouragement video, calling on people who are as fat as her to work hard to lose weight. She is a pioneer and has... 30 fans." The two skinny guys didn't feel that their words were offensive at all.

Ji Jian's face darkened: "More than me?!"

Ji Jian slammed the phone down, and the screen went black.