BUFF Capsules

Ji Jian fell asleep until the next morning, when the alarm clock woke him up, he immediately picked up his phone.

The screen flashes.

"Hi, I just woke up, look at my big eyelids." Ji Jian opened the curtains: "Did you see the man downstairs? My friend. He waits for me to go to school every day. He has been with me since the first year of high school. , He is very patient and persistent in everything he does, the kind of kid from other people's families that I hate."

Ji Jian picked up the bicycle parked in the basement with one hand, and tiptoedly opened the door.

Ji Jian said: "Look, Lu Qi is reciting again. I got up quite late. Every time he comes, he will wait for me while reciting. He really refuses to waste a quarter of an hour."

Ji Jian fixed the phone in the center of the handlebar.

Ji Jian quietly walked behind Lu Qi, stepped on the bicycle with a stare and said, "Let's go, whoever arrives late, please have breakfast!"

Lu Qi was startled by the sudden sound, and the book hit the ground. He bent down to pick it up, stuffed it into his schoolbag, and chased after him, shaking the schoolbag he forgot to pull up.

When passing the breakfast stand, Ji Jian said: "Boss, two wallets, the one behind will pay."

Ji Jian took the bun and walked away.

After Lu Qi caught up, before the boss could speak, he took the lead and said, "Boss, count the two cups of soy milk for the person in front."

Boss: "Four yuan."

After Ji Jian parked his bicycle at the school, he carried the steamed buns and walked towards the teaching building. Lu Qi chased after him and put his arms on Ji Jian's shoulders, feeling a strong sense of fatigue.

Ji Jian asked: "Old Lu, are you getting fat, and your whole body is pressing on me, like a clock?"

Lu Qi's thoughts drifted to a few days ago, when they were at the entrance of the fish meal shop, he answered a phone call.

Lu Qi's mother said on the phone: "Come back soon!"

Lu Qi: "What's wrong?"

"Hurry back..." Lu Qi's mother fainted before finishing her sentence.

"mom?!"

After bidding farewell to Ji Jian, Lu Qi ran home in a hurry, saw his mother fainted on the ground, walked inside, saw something, his pupils constricted.

Lu Qi held the phone: "Hello, 120? My sister seems to be dead."

Lu Qi and Lu Qi's mother sat in the waiting seat of the hospital.

Lu Qi comforted: "Everything is still uncertain."

The doctor came out: "We did our best."

Lu Qi's mother wailed loudly, but Lu Qi's face remained unchanged, and the corners of his mouth were trembling slightly.

After returning home, Lu Qi called his relatives and friends one by one according to the phone book: "Hello, is this Uncle Zhang... Well, I'm Lu Qi... My mother is not well... My sister passed away... The funeral is scheduled for ...Hello, is this Aunt Li...My sister passed away...My mother is not convenient to answer the phone...It's okay, just in a bad mood...The funeral is scheduled for next Wednesday..."

"Speak!" Ji Jian shouted.

Lu Qi smiled and said, "It's okay, I made two cups of soy milk, and you can drink it while it's hot."

Ji Jian took the soy milk: "How do you know I didn't want it just now?"

"The soy milk maker is a grandma, and she moves slowly. Of course you don't want to waste time in order to win the game..." Lu Qi pressed Ji Jian's shoulder: "Hey, have you... grown taller?"

Ji Jian panicked: "No, no."

Lu Qi said solemnly: "I heard from Cao Yu that there are a lot of cheating medicines on the market recently, which are aimed at naive ghosts like you. I have already confiscated Cao Yu's bottle of brain-growing medicine. Don't tell me, you will I bought it."

Ji Jian: "I really think I'm the class teacher, and I haven't confiscated it... Besides, are Cao Yu and I the same kind of people? The most important thing I lack is brains."

Lu Qi: "According to the rule that like attracts like, the two of you are probably the same kind of people."

Ji Jian: "I'll stay with you longer, okay..."

Lu Qi: "Not counting the time when the two of you sneaked together to play games, I guess so."

Ji Jian: "Fuck, how do you know?"

Lu Qi: "You borrowed my paper, and I wanted to review the wrong questions at night, so I turned back and asked for it from you, but I saw you went to Cao Yu's house. His house is a courtyard room, and the bedroom window faces the street. I saw it on tiptoe.”

Ji Jian: "Since I borrowed it, it means that I want to study. What's the reason for going back?"

Lu Qi stared at Ji Jian for five seconds.

Ji Jian: "Even if I don't study, okay?! Then you can't follow me."

Lu Qi: "It's purely accidental. And, I'm serious, don't take that growth hormone. I know you want to grow taller because you want to play well. Cao Yu is shorter than you, and he's not bad at playing. ah."

"I'm very satisfied with who I am now, and I don't need those bonuses." Ji Jian said loudly.

Ji Jian was bluffing on the surface, but Lu Qi always felt that he was a little inferior, but he couldn't persuade the other party, because the latter didn't admit it at all.

"I think you feel that you need it very much. If you don't keep your schoolbag, there is a bottle now." Lu Qi said, and stretched out his hand to Ji Jian's schoolbag. He didn't want to really pull it away, just to scare Ji Jian.

Ji Jian took a step back and said, "Pull up the hole of your schoolbag first."

Lu Qi looked back and saw that his schoolbag was really open: "No wonder I always feel that someone is watching me..."

An ordinary sentence fell into Ji Jian's ears, and his taste changed. He felt that Lu Qi was showing off his attention.

Ji Jian said irritably: "Don't worry about me, we are friends, not the relationship between father and son!"

"I didn't mean that, I was just worried about you..."

"Worried about me?" Ji Jian laughed mockingly: "Dean! I'm sorry, I really haven't taken any medicine." After speaking, he ran away.

Before Lu Qi entered the classroom, he immediately drank another BUFF capsule with soy milk, which is called Zhangfen.

While waiting for the class, he glanced at the number of followers on the account, and sure enough, the number of followers increased gradually. After one class, it increased by 60.

I'm angry.

Still studying fart.

Ji Jian was in an extremely excited state.

Lu Qi poured cold water on him: "The exam is next week."

Gou is a real dog.

Ji Jian lay on the table, looking at Lu Qi pitifully.

Lu Qi pretended to be sad and said: "Hey, the exam is coming up next Monday, what should I do?"

Ji Jian came alive: "Hey! Are you worried too?"

Lu Qi: "I'm worried about you!"

Ji Jian let out a dejected "Ah".

"Why does your book look exactly the same as when it was first released?" Lu Qi patted Ji Jian's textbook, asked himself and answered, "Oh, I see, because you haven't read it at all!"

Ji Jian said anxiously: "My biggest problem is that I am stupid, but still want to get a good grade in the exam."

"You didn't learn, don't just attribute the reason to stupidity."

Ji Jian retorted: "But you are very smart! This is also the reason why you can pass the exam."

Lu Qi: "Waiting for you fourteen times a week, if you get up on time, I only need to wait for you for 5 minutes. But if you continue to sleep, when the second alarm rings, which is the alarm at 7:15, I have to wait for you." Waiting for you for 10 minutes, the probability of you getting out of bed on time is only 1%, therefore, I can recite 140 minutes of books every week, although the memorization is not coherent, it is better than no memorization."

Ji Jian said: "I really want to praise you as a number genius, but elementary school students can do this arithmetic problem, but elementary school students are not as easy as you."

Lu Qi encouraged: "There is still time, you can."

Ji Jian thought to himself: Who can conquer the sky?What hard work can make up for one's weakness?What stupid bird flies first?It is not as good as BUFF capsules.