[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

The battle with Balian will begin soon.

What is cloudy, rainy and thunderous, all in all, it is the weather.Osamu Dazai went to have a look, but he didn't know any of these guardians of Tsunayoshi Sawada, so he quickly lost interest, leaving early and returning late every day, not knowing what he was doing.

Sawada Tsunayoshi once asked out of curiosity, and Osamu Dazai answered him like this——

"Anyway, Gang Ji-jun, you don't have time to go to class, so I might as well go out and have fun," he said convincingly, "Even if you are a teacher, after the teacher is off work, you still have a private life."

"Let's not say that you never gave me a lesson, why do I always feel, uh, what you said sounds a little..." Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression was tangled, he hesitated to speak, and hesitated, "What private life?" , it feels like a social animal saying to a colleague after work, 'Let's go to the bar for a drink'."

"Tsunayoshi-kun, you're actually right," Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "I'm indeed looking for a beautiful young lady. How about it, are you envious?"

"..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head slowly. He looked at the two-headed black-haired baby sitting on the sofa with complicated eyes.As for the mood, probably, it was similar to when he knew Biyangqi was Reborn's lover before?

To sum it up, it's probably like jumping back and forth between "why can even babies be attracted by girls these days but I don't have one" and "you two little babies have the nerve to gnaw old cows on tender grass".

Dazai Osamu's expression remained the same, his smile remained the same, but his eyes were slightly narrowed: "I'm a handsome guy with a height of 1.8 meters, what's the problem?"

Screaming crazily with super intuition, Tsunayoshi Sawada burst into the desire to survive in an instant, and waved his hands again and again: "No, absolutely not! I wish you success and success!"

Osamu Dazai was satisfied: "It's not too bad."

Sitting aside, Reborn, who was slowly grinding handmade coffee, looked up at him, didn't say a word, just lowered his head again, and took a shallow sip of his finished product.

Regarding Osamu Dazai's nightlife every night, only a fool like A Gang would really believe what he said, but Mr. No. [-] Killer, who knew the language of insects, didn't believe a word.And it seems that Dazai has no intention of hiding it. Although he doesn't know why he has contact with the Avengers, as long as he doesn't do anything that endangers Pengo Lie, then let him go.

That's right, Dazai Osamu didn't know when he hitched up the Avengers again.However, to be more precise, it should be the gang of Avengers who came to the door on their own initiative.

Bermuda, the leader, cut to the chase and asked straightforwardly as soon as he came up: "Which generation are you the son of the rainbow?"

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

His sluggish expression obviously made Bermuda react a lot, and he frowned fiercely: "You mean you don't know? How is it possible! If you weren't cursed by the Rainbow Son, how could you become what you are today? How could you have a transparent pacifier if it wasn't because you were deprived of your identity as a child of the rainbow and unwilling to die?"

The baby who tied himself up as a living mummy and even bandaged his face took out a transparent pacifier from his arms, the style and color of which was exactly the same as that of Osamu Dazai.

He said coldly: "Don't quibble, although I don't know why your degree of corruption is very slight, but it seems that there is indeed some. It doesn't feel good to watch yourself gradually turning into a corpse? Your Pain, we Avengers can't understand it all too well, how, do you want to join us?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He listened to the inexplicable guy in front of him barge in inexplicably, and then sat there and said a lot of inexplicable words inexplicably, he was really confused and couldn't figure it out.However, until now, he finally understood what this person wanted to say——

He looked down at the bandage on his arm, slowly raised his head, and sighed: "I think, did you make a mistake? I am not corrupt, and I have no interest in cospy corpses, so I put on a bandage , but out of habit

Already... After all, my previous job was a bit dangerous. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and injuries are always inevitable. "

Bermuda shouted in disbelief: "Impossible! There are only seven Rainbow Sons in each generation. Once they lose their use value, they will be eliminated by that man immediately. How did you resist the curse?"

Osamu Dazai grasped the key words keenly: "What about that man, and the curse? So, you know the truth about the birth of the Rainbow Son?"

The two sat opposite each other, and stared at each other for a while. In the end, Bermuda, who had exhausted all his chips and was asking for others, bowed his head first.

"Son of the Rainbow, to put it bluntly, is just that man's tool..."

Sitting in the coffee shop, Bermuda finished telling this long story in one afternoon, the bright sun at noon gradually dissipated, and the orange-red afterglow of the setting sun filled the streets.At dusk, at the time of encountering the devil, it is reflecting his ups and downs at the moment.

The tone of his narration was painful and slow, and the old things were brought up again, and the hatred for Garcafis in his heart was even higher.After finishing speaking, Bermuda was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and asked the only audience at the scene: "After listening to this, what do you think?"

"..." Osamu Dazai slowly put down the bottomless cup in his hand, with a serious expression on his face.

Bermuda was a little relieved. After all, he was also a victim. He should have empathy for his own experience.

Then, I saw the black-haired baby in front of me burp heavily, and said to him very seriously: "Sorry, I might have to go to the bathroom first, the unlimited refills here are too exciting." After finishing speaking , he jumped off the chair and ran away with a thump.

Bermuda: "..."

He cracked the handle with a crack.

All in all, all in all, they still negotiated some ulterior matters today, and laid a solid foundation for future cooperation—and before leaving, Bermuda, with a slight sense of alliance, Reminded him: "You have to be careful alone."

"Who?"

"The owner of Mare's ring," he said, "although I don't know what changes he will bring to this world, but one thing is certain, for us children of the rainbow, this will definitely not be a good change .”

Osamu Dazai asked him, "Then why don't you stop it?"

Bermuda said indifferently: "This world has been unchanged for too long. We Avengers have seen too much and experienced too much. What we need is just like you and a variable like him. Only in this way, we Only then can we find the bargaining chip against Garkafis."

Osamu Dazai understood that when the water is clear, there will be no fish. These people are trying to muddy the water.

And his communication with Bermuda took place on the second day of the battle for the ring, and because of this, Osamu Dazai was completely uninterested in these petty fights within Vongola.It wasn't until the final battle that he finally came to the scene with Tsunayoshi Sawada and the others again.

"Come on, Gang." Reborn was sitting on the recliner wearing sunglasses, holding a love drink made by Nana Sawada in his hand, "If you lose, then die... No, if you lose, I don't need to do anything, You are dead too."

"Reborn, are you so cheering up?" Sawada Tsunayoshi complained, "And, why do you wear sunglasses at night?"

Reborn raised the corner of his lips: "Idiot, these are night vision goggles, not sunglasses."

Osamu Dazai was sitting on another recliner, wearing the same type of sunglasses, drinking the same type of drink, and said lightly with the same expression and tone: "Come on, Tsunayoshi-kun, I and Re

Born is different, when the time comes, I will collect the corpse for you.Just a quick question in advance, do you prefer floral urns or speckled and striped ones? "

"...Thank you, I don't like any of them!"

Hayato said loudly, "Don't worry, I will never let Judaimu get hurt in the slightest, and I will try my best to protect Judaimu's safety! And by the way, Mr. Dazai, I prefer alien heads."

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Okay, I'll make a note."

Yamamoto Takeya laughed and said, "Yes, I too

I will protect Aang well.But in my case, maybe baseball? "

"no problem!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Hello!"

Then, the two guardians quarreled over "Who is more capable of protecting Sawada Tsunayoshi?" Of course, most of them were unilaterally provoked by Hayato Kikuji; and as the leader, Sawada Tsunayoshi bitterly persuaded the fight: " Prison Temple-kun, Yamamoto-kun, please stop arguing..."

"They are completely ordinary students." Osamu Dazai sighed, "However, in fact, these guardians are not bad. They can fully adapt to the environment of the other world after a little training, but the main thing is..."

"——It's Gang."

Reborn nodded at the right time, and continued his words: "So, this is the meaning of my coming here as A Gang's tutor."

He watched the scene where Sawada Tsunayoshi and several guardians formed a group to encourage each other, and smiled slightly: "Seeing a stubborn stone turn into rough jade bit by bit under my hands is really very fulfilling." A touching thing, isn't it?"

Osamu Dazai agreed with this: "That's right. In this world, there is nothing more delicious than the surprised eyes of others and the pain of students."

The two Spartan teachers looked at each other, sympathetic to each other, consciously found a confidant, so they toasted to each other at the same time:

"Cheers to the great cause of education!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just adjusted his mentality and was about to start fighting, twitched his eyes: No, you two, do you really think of yourself as a serious teacher who teaches and educates people?

When someone is a teacher, he is a hard-working gardener who takes care of the flower buds meticulously. When you are a teacher, you are the executioner who directly pushes the weeding machine, okay? !

As soon as Sawada Tsunayoshi, who felt that he was a delicate flower that needs pity, raised his head, he met XANXUS's cold eyes that were blood-like. The man with the scar on his face stared at him, and slowly revealed a ferocious smile: "Rubbish!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I'm having a hard time, really.

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