[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Garbage! Is this ghost thing for people to eat?!"

As soon as Scuvarro entered the hall, his face was covered with spaghetti and steaks flying in front of him. He jumped up on the spot, wiped his face vigorously, and roared: "Bastard Boss, this is Japan, isn't it?" Italy! Do you know how troublesome it is to transport ingredients by air and then find a chef to come to your door? Like to eat or not... Mmm!"

Before he finished speaking, he was thrown against the wall by XANXUS——"Get lost!"

Levi volunteered and stepped forward: "Boss, let me share your worries!"

So the melee started again in Balian. Salad, bread, steak and foie gras were flying in the air, and the whole dining table was in a mess.Mamun bit his fork and flew in mid-air with a plate, sneering coldly: "What a bunch of vulgar fellows... Whoops!"

The second after he finished speaking, a bowl of creamy soup covered his head.

"……go to hell!"

Belphegor flew out a knife and nailed the poisonous snake to the dining table, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth: "Hehehe, you dare to attack the prince, are you brave enough, Xiaodouding?"

"What did you say?!"

"Okay, stop it all, you trash!"

Xanxus' patience finally ran out, he fired a gun towards the ceiling, and the scene fell silent.The man sitting on the main seat crossed his legs carelessly, and smiled ferociously at the crowd: "I don't have time to play house with you here, so hurry up and get things done here, and when I return to Italy, how many cooks do I want?" how many."

"So, what's your answer to me?"

Stared unblinkingly by the man's cold red eyes, everyone in Balian, who had been arrogant just now, was sweating profusely, and their hearts were pounding.Levi was the first to rush out to show his loyalty: "Boss, I will definitely bring the victory to you! Don't worry, that Tsunayoshi Sawada is just a kid who hasn't even finished high school!"

XANXUS didn't speak, but Belphegor who was next to him said coolly: "It's as if you have fucked yourself."

"You!" Levi was furious, but now is not the time to argue with his colleagues, he continued to confess to XANXUS his endless admiration: "Boss, our people have basically controlled the headquarters now, or else How soon, the whole of Italy will be yours! And what does Tsunayoshi Sawada have? An outsider consultant dad, a rainbow child teacher, and a group of little kids playing house with him - this kind of lineup , It's just too ridiculous!"

Scovalo snorted coldly: "I just came here to report to the bastard Boss, and two more Rainbow Sons have joined them."

Levi: "..."

He glared at Skuvalo: Can't you not dismantle me? !

XANXUS didn't show any joy or anger on his expression, he just asked, "Which two are they?"

"One is the wind of Lan's attribute," Skuvalo replied, "there is another... whose identity is currently unknown."

"Unidentified?"

"Yes," he said, "because this person is wearing a transparent pacifier that no one has ever seen before, and his identity cannot be investigated at all, as if it just popped out of nowhere. "

... In a sense, Scovalo has indeed told the truth.

And Sheng.

"Hey hey hey hey hey——" Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed, "Really? Are you really called Osamu Dazai? Real name?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded at him, took the coffee from Reborn, and thanked him very politely, "What's the matter, is there any problem?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated for a second, then immediately ran back into the house, rummaged through the box, and finally found the copy of "Disqualification in the World" in the bottom corner of the box, which was given to him by his mother's friend who came to the house before.But I also know that his Chinese is so bad, how could he take the initiative to buy this kind of book.

Holding the book in his hand, he walked to the

In front of the little baby, he respectfully handed over a pen: "Please be sure to sign me... Wait a minute, Reborn, do you want to murder?!"

Reborn silently withdrew the hammer engraved with "5t": "I want to make you sober, useless gang."

"I told you not to call me a loser," Tsunayoshi Sawada complained, "And, are you trying to make me clearer? If you hammer me down, I can sleep forever!"

Reborn opened his innocent eyes: "Really? It sounds good too."

"So you really want to kill me!"

Osamu Dazai watched their complaints, and explained with a smile: "Actually, I am not the same person as Xiuzhi-kun, so it must be worthless if you ask me for an autograph."

He noticed at a glance that the book was completely brand new, and he probably hadn't read it before.Moreover, this young man, Tsunayoshi Sawada, what thoughts are in his heart, is almost written on his face. Osamu Dazai has never seen a guy who understands better than him - just such a person, can still be a black hand. The position of the party godfather?

You know, this is a hundred times more difficult than when Mr. Mori took the position.

"It's fun to be challenged, isn't it?" Reborn who was sitting next to him suddenly said something out of nowhere, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi confused, but it didn't stop him from screaming desperately with super intuition With an early warning, he dared to be 100% sure that Reborn must have some bad idea again!

Osamu Dazai laughed. He realized that the world's number one killer really liked him.The two of them, in some ways, really hit it off.

Of course, this does not prevent them from being wary of each other secretly because of their too similar temperaments. After all, one has to keep one hand, not to mention, are they engaged in such a high-risk business?

"Okay, Gang, the battle with XANXUS is going to be tomorrow, I'm giving you a day off today, I'm not telling you to stay at home and do nothing." Reborn raised the hammer again, "The homework left by the school teacher Did you do it?"

"Why! I'm going to fight the most ferocious assassination force in history tomorrow, why do I have to do my homework today..." Tsunayoshi Sawada was in agony, "Is there a mafia boss worse than me in the world? No, I guess I'll be killed by XANXUS before then!"

"Don't be discouraged, Tsunayoshi-kun," Dazai Osamu reached out and took the apple on the table, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The business of the party needs a youthful and lively boy like you, not a middle-aged decadent old man."

He sighed and said: "Youth is so good, full of vigor, sunshine, and infinite possibilities—unlike some middle-aged sinister uncles, who have many eyes, hobbies, and lolicon and the like. The series of perverted uncles are the best at squeezing people to work, and they will do something for you every now and then, which is really annoying."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..." I always feel that there is so much resentment.

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai was still not satisfied, and savagely "cut" at the corner. Nana Sawada, who had just come out of the kitchen, saw this scene, and kindly persuaded: "Dazai, good boy can't stay outside Oh so."

The black-haired baby blinked and sweetly agreed: "Okay~"

Sawada Nana immediately beamed with joy: "You are so good, this is a good boy."

Sawada Tsunayoshi watched her humming all the way into the kitchen, feeling complicated: Mom, do you know that these two cute babies,

Inside is a real big man.Moreover, they are all big devils who oppress your son, but one is already oppressing, and the other is about to start work...

Reborn concluded: "To sum up, since everyone has no objection, from today on, Dazai will be your Chinese teacher, Tsuna."

Osamu Dazai nodded to him politely: "That's right, please give me your advice next time."

Two small babies of average size were sitting side by side on the sofa. They were both wearing black suits, with similar smiles on their faces and blinking peas of the same size.This scene is both harmonious and lovely. If the girls saw it, they would probably rush forward screaming.Unfortunately, in the eyes of Sawada Tsunayoshi, this is no less than a sentence of life imprisonment in court.

"...I have objections, I have! Did you two automatically ignore the students' opinions?"

"Yes."

"..." Well, he understands that he has no human rights.

Osamu Dazai suddenly smiled and asked him, "Do you feel a little more relaxed, Tsunayoshi-kun?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that it was so. Did they want to relieve their pressure before the battle with XANXUS?I have been cultivating desperately during this period of time, and in order to learn the zero-point breakthrough, I am going crazy. So, did they all see it?

That's... so thoughtful!

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly forgot that he was still madly complaining about them before, and was very moved for a moment, he said tearfully: "Reborn, Dazai, you are so kind."

However, he was still too naive.

"You know we're good, so go upstairs and finish your homework." Reborn urged relentlessly, "Also, I forgot to remind you that if you don't finish your homework before nine o'clock in the evening, your bedroom will explode Oh~"

Under the horrified gaze of Sawada Tsunayoshi, he added as if nothing had happened: "When the time comes, you can sleep on the street for me."

The boy yelled, "Bomb?!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded: "That's right, Reborn-kun and I installed it together. I have to say that communication has brought about progress, and Reborn-kun's installation method is very unique, which gave me a lot of inspiration."

Reborn is very modest: "Where, Dazai, you are not bad."

To express his gratitude, Dazai also raised his cup to the little baby beside him, Reborn understood, and the two clinked glasses very reservedly: "Cheers~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

You are cheering at this time, what is it for?To celebrate my impending spiral? !

He ran to the second floor weeping bitterly, with a sad expression on his face that the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever.

Mom, goodbye!I, your son, will go wandering far away today!

The author has something to say: Miserable or Ah Gang miserable

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