[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Huh...huh..."

Uchiha Itachi sighed lightly, but stopped in the end.He turned around, looked back at the tall and thin young man who was far behind him, and asked him: "Aren't you... not even a ninja?"

"What, what?"

The distance between the two was too far, and Osamu Dazai couldn't hear what he was saying at all.He supported the stone wall to stop, bent over and gasped for a few breaths before he came to his senses: "I'm going to die... How could I have agreed to this job..."

If Uchiha Sasuke hadn't asked him to look at the young man's body so many times, and let him use the kaleidoscope less, Dazai Osamu would still be staying in the Fire Land Daimyo Mansion, An Ansheng would be his guest!

Uchiha Itachi frowned, watched the young man in black walk up to him, and suddenly asked him, "Which part of you did Uchiha Madara take a fancy to? Is it because of that person?"

Because Osamu Dazai was too impervious to what he said and how he acted along the way, Uchiha Itachi decided to use a more direct approach this time.After all, his position on the bright side is still consistent with Akatsuki and Uchiha Madara.

Osamu Dazai raised his head and gave him a strange look.

"I was still thinking, Weasel-kun, how long are you going to ask me." He said with a smile.

"...Will you answer me?"

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai pondered for a moment, as if he was really thinking about this question seriously.

"Guess?" He winked playfully at Itachi Uchiha.

"..."

"Hahahaha, just kidding you. Don't pay too much attention to Itachi-kun," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Actually, I can answer your question—about half and half."

"Half and half?" Uchiha Itachi was a little puzzled, "What do you mean?"

"it means……"

Osamu Dazai straightened up suddenly, folded his arms and looked around - deep mountains, old forests, cliffs, and no one around.Well, it's a good place to kill and set fire to do bad things.

"who?!"

Itachi Uchiha pulled Kunai out of his sleeve fiercely, and jumped away from the spot.And less than half a second after he jumped away, a dense black fog appeared there.

"Long time no see, Mr. Dazai." Uchiha Sasuke said lightly.

Osamu Dazai watched him step out of the thick fog, with a black cloak and a one-eyed evil ghost mask, um, the same appearance and the same formula.

Uchiha Itachi didn't relax his vigilance because he was the one who came, rather, he seemed more vigilant instead.He bowed slightly, opened Sharingan instantly and walked behind Osamu Dazai, aiming the kunai spike in his hand at his carotid artery.

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened, and he almost applauded Uchiha Itachi's reaction. "It's amazing, Itachi-kun!" He exclaimed loudly, "Such keen observation and judgment...you are indeed worthy of it!"

"Stop talking nonsense."

Itachi Uchiha tilted his hand and pricked his skin with a little force as a warning.He said coldly: "Did Madara ask you to come? No, when Akatsuki still needs me, it's your act without authorization... Who gave you the power? You don't have to worry about Uchiha Madara looking for me next time." Are you in trouble?"

Uchiha Itachi still thinks that the ability shown by Osamu Dazai is a temporary blur like Obito, and it has a time limit.However, it is no wonder that he thinks so, Osamu Dazai also consciously misled him before.Now it seems that it is still necessary to plan ahead.

"Worried about Uchiha Madara?" Osamu Dazai snorted, "Why should I worry about a dead person?"

Uchiha Itachi frowned fiercely, he felt that the development of the matter was not good.

...So, which faction do these two people in front of me belong to?

"Thinking too much will make you bald early, Itachi-kun." Dazai Osamu suddenly said, "So, how about taking a good rest for a while?"

As his words fell, the man in black, who had been standing not far away without making a sound, slowly removed the left eye that was pressed on the mask of the evil spirit.

Itachi Uchiha stared at the man's slowly opening left eye, his pupil shrank suddenly.

How is it possible... He widened his eyes, looking at the lavender eye that he was not familiar with.

This is... the eye of reincarnation!

"Sorry, Itachi." Uchiha Sasuke said lightly.Immediately afterwards, at the next moment, he and Dazai Osamu, who was held hostage by Uchiha Itachi, instantly switched positions!

This is one of the abilities of Samsara Eye.Itachi was caught off guard and immediately wanted to back away, but the moment he raised his head, he bumped into a pair of blood-colored eyes with the pattern of a hexagram.

"Well!"

Under the sudden force collision, Uchiha Itachi's eyes immediately shed two tears of blood.And when he was in a bitter stalemate with the man in front of him, Osamu Dazai walked around behind him, cut his neck with a knife, and knocked him out.

Uchiha Sasuke caught the fallen Itachi with quick eyesight and quick hands - obviously you don't need to count on Osamu Dazai for this kind of thing - and heaved a sigh of relief by the way.

"It's a big advantage," he said with lingering fear, "If it weren't for... I must have a fierce battle with Itachi."

He opened the eyes of reincarnation again, put the unconscious Uchiha Itachi in the safe house prepared before, took out a needle from his arms, and slowly pushed the liquid inside into his blood vessels.At the same time, he checked the seals around the house again, and after ensuring that Uchiha Itachi would not break through even if he woke up for a while, he returned to Dazai Osamu's side.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai was sitting on the stone beside him. He tilted his head like a child coquettishly, revealing a slender neck. Lick it off bit by bit with the tip of your tongue.

The movements are gentle and lustful.

It's a pity that there was only a steel straight man fighting mad, and he was the kind with a wife.

"Sasuke-kun," he lowered his head, pretending to have no intention of asking, "what is that? Where did it come from?"

Uchiha Sasuke paused, and answered him: "...the modified Senju Hashirama cells. I stole them from Danzo."

Osamu Dazai glanced at him with a half-smile.

"Sasuke-kun, has anyone ever told you that you are actually very bad at lying?"

Uchiha Sasuke was silent.

This tube of liquid was actually taken from the Orochimaru Research Institute of his time.From the very beginning, he was also the one who asked Orochimaru to help with the research.

It's also ridiculous.The purpose of this medicine...is for Itachi, for a dead person who can never be resurrected.

"So, in the end, it's still difficult to calm down."

Dazai sighed softly.Sasuke Uchiha clenched his fists tightly. He had to admit that the ability of the young man in front of him to see through people's hearts sometimes makes people shudder.

But Osamu Dazai accepted it once when he met him, and he quickly changed the subject.

"Next time, you should wrap some bandages around your neck." The young man in black lowered his eyes, staring at the lines on his thumb seriously, his slender and thick eyelashes flickering with his blinking movements, "This Enough of the wilderness."

"So-so, Sasuke-kun! You are really my savior!"

He suddenly became excited again, jumped down from the stone happily, jumped up and down in front of Uchiha Sasuke, looked at him eagerly with star eyes: "I want to go to the hot spring in the country of bathing! I want to go Watch the Fireworks Festival in the Land of Fire! I still want to..."

"You think so beautifully, Dazai-san."

Uchiha Sasuke... Ah no, it was Uchiha Sasuke who pretended to be Uchiha Itachi who ruthlessly rejected him.

"Have you forgotten the existence of Jue?" He sighed, "We can only go to the Land of Fire in peace according to the task given by Payne, and it is not suitable to reveal our identity at present, this is what Mr. Dazai said yourself. "

Osamu Dazai: "...Ah, did I say that?"

He pretended to cry.But in the more than one year of getting along with him, Sasuke Uchiha has already figured out his temper, and his expression can be said to be calm: "Crying is too fake, Mr. Dazai."

The crying stopped abruptly.

"It's really boring," Osamu Dazai put away his crying expression in an instant, and said with drooping eyes, "Then let's go on."