[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Speaking of which, I have always wanted to ask you a question, Sasuke-kun." Osamu Dazai asked as he walked, "Actually, you can completely replace Itachi-kun in Akatsuki—after all, you also have a writing wheel. Eyes. Why go all the way around pretending to be him?"

"Itachi Uchiha" walking beside him said lightly, "Because I know myself."

Osamu Dazai: "...Huh?"

"At this age, my only goal in life is to kill Itachi." He explained, "If it were me who had defected to the village to follow Orochimaru, I would definitely lose the motivation to become stronger after knowing Uchiha Itachi was dead. , and eventually became the container of Orochimaru; if I hadn’t defected to the village, I would have been devastated—maybe I would recover in two years, but no one knows Naruto’s terrifying growth rate better than me.”

He said slowly: "If I come back to my senses and find that I have been left far behind by the tail of the crane, and there is no possibility of overtaking, then I will definitely go crazy."

"..."

Osamu Dazai, who is the fifth scum of the war, really can't understand the inner thoughts of the fighting maniac.In his previous life, he had never seen a person who was as stubborn about power as Uchiha Sasuke.

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and replaced it with the strongest among his acquaintances—of course, Chuya Nakahara—if Chuya lost his power, what would he be like?

"Um……"

It must still be that dark little dwarf, he thought, and the expression of Stinky Fart will probably be exactly the same as before.

"Sure enough, one side of water and soil supports one side of people." Osamu Dazai said deeply.Uchiha Sasuke glanced at him in surprise, what kind of strange brain circuit did he have to turn from the topic they just talked about to this?

...Forget it, I'm used to it anyway.

Following Uchiha Itachi's example, he slightly raised the bamboo hat above his head, raised his head, and looked at the noisy country in the distance:

"Mr. Dazai, we are here."

"Uh uh uh uh..."

A drop of sweat quietly slid down the young man's slightly flushed face.

□□A dreamy blush appeared on the face of the black-haired young man with his upper body, he opened his mouth slightly, his eyes were blurred, his hands and feet were weak——

"...Mr. Dazai, please don't make any weird noises when bathing in the hot spring, and please don't show that misleading expression."

Sasuke Uchiha said expressionlessly as he sat in the soup pool with his towel on and closed his eyes to rest his mind.

"However, the hot spring bath after a long journey is really comfortable."

Osamu Dazai, with only one head exposed on the water surface, was still sinking silently, until only the pair of blinking iris eyes remained on the water surface.

"Puff puff puff..."

The young man with a childlike innocence spit bubbles under the water surface - according to him, this is an experiential way of entering the water, which can bring people the wonderful pleasure of dying.

...Although Sasuke Uchiha didn't understand how wonderful it was.

"Sasuke-kun, I've been hearing noises outside since the beginning. What's going on?" he asked.

The expression of the one-armed young man remained unchanged: "I heard it too. It's Nutang's side. They should be catching perverts."

"……satyr?"

"If I'm not mistaken, it's probably that Naruto's future master, Jiraiya." Uchiha Sasuke replied.

"Oh..." Osamu Dazai has also heard of Konoha Sannin, "I remember he seems to have been investigating information about Akatsuki, right? Nagato and Konan's master?"

Sasuke Uchiha nodded silently.As the right-hand man of the Seventh Hokage, he has the right to view many confidential information during the Great War, and he basically knows the whole story of many events even if he has not personally experienced them.Not only that, occasionally when he returned to the village, Naruto would also ask him to gather and chat.Therefore, he is also deeply impressed by Jiraiya, a character who appears frequently in Naruto's population.

"Konoha Sannin... full of pornography, gambling, and drugs." Osamu Dazai laughed, "It happens that he is here, so let's help the group. How about it?"

He and Danzang have cooperation.Osamu Dazai wants to solve the fire country's daimyo, although it is not now; Danzo must be officially recognized by the daimyo if he wants to become Hokage-but it is obvious that the current daimyo prefers the third generation.The goals of the two overlap to a certain extent.Coupled with Uchiha Sasuke's deep hatred for Danzo, it is not surprising that Osamu Dazai got on the line with him.

"Okay."

Sasuke Uchiha put on his robe.

He couldn't wait for Danzo to die.

"It's really unlucky, I didn't see anything and I was beaten up..."

Ji Lai also touched the bulge on his head depressedly, and walked back to the hotel with a sigh.

Ok?

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of two black and red figures on the right, hurriedly walked into the alley, changed his appearance with the transformation technique, and followed them quietly.

How could people from Akatsuki appear in the Land of Fire? !

His expression was serious.At this moment, one of them seemed to be talking to his companion, and turned his face slightly to the side——

Uchiha Itachi!Zilai was also shocked.

However, as soon as he was stunned, his sight was blocked by the bustling crowd in front of him, and when he strenuously pushed through the crowd and walked over there, the two men in black-bottomed red cloud robes had disappeared.

Jiraiya rushed back to the village overnight to report information to the Third Hokage.

"Xiao..." Sandai stood in Hokage's office, musing with his hands behind his back, "We really have too little information about them. The current plan is to wait and see what happens. "

Today's Konoha still knows nothing about this rebellious organization.Coupled with the upcoming Zhongnin exam, it can be said that there is no skill at all.

Zilai also understood this point.So he sighed and changed the subject: "I heard that Anbu imprisoned two little devils of unknown origin?"

A smile finally appeared on Sandai's face: "Your information should be updated, Jiraiya. They have been released by Anbu."

"It was released?" Jiraiya asked, "So what is their origin?"

"That boy has the blood of the Hinata family, and that girl..."

Sandai turned around, looked at him firmly and said, "It's from the Uchiha family."

"Uchiha?!" Jiraiya immediately thought of Uchiha Itachi he saw, "But Uchiha has already..."

"That's the problem." Sandai sighed, "Anbu found imprints similar to space-time ninjutsu on them. But Konoha's history did not record their existence. What does this mean, Jiraiya you Shouldn't you not know?"

Ji Lai also murmured: "The future. They are people from the future."

"That's right. That's why they couldn't say anything when asked by Anbu, because of the limitation of time and space, we can't know the information about the future. But even so, we can still learn from their habits and the ninjutsu they have learned. found some interesting things.”

Three generations put their hands behind their backs and laughed out loud.The wrinkled face actually showed a bit of radiant taste.

"Go and see them, Zilaiya." He said, "That boy knows how to spin pills."