Don't look at your phone when crossing the street

I managed to fall asleep in the afternoon, but there were no entertainment activities in the evening. Xiao Shizi came in and asked, "Your Majesty, are you going to follow the old routine tonight?"

I hurriedly waved my hands, my heart moved, I leaned forward and said: "Little Shizi, I want to change things tonight. In this way, help me to call the group of empresses from the harem, I want to see them."

Xiao Shizi seemed to twitch on his face, but he responded and withdrew.

I was afraid that the women in Liu Rong's harem were just a bunch of sissies, so I quickly added to the door: "Hey, Xiao Shizi. Remember, I want women, live them!"

Although I am embarrassed to admit that my first night partner is Masami Nagasawa, but I still feel a little stage fright when I think that the three-dimensional girls who come in may be one after another, fair-skinned, beautiful and familiar. After all, I have no experience at all.As a little eunuch lazily opened the door curtain, I finally understood why Liu Rong would rather be gay than wipe out all the girls in the harem.It is fashionable for modern girls to be thin, and they can't wait to get anorexia and torture themselves into bone spirits all day long. However, compared with these concubines, they still indulge themselves too much.At first glance, I thought I had walked to the scene of a disaster film. The girls all looked sallow and yawned. When they raised their sleeves and rubbed their eyes, all they could see were arms like hangers.Tens of thousands of grass and mud are coming here, I don't ask you to have the ball sense like Miri Hanai, and you can't be open-minded and open-minded, right?

A woman who seemed to be the leader walked a few steps forward with her head full of jewels, and was about to salute, but I stopped her, fearing that her neck would be broken by the jewels when she bent down.I said with a bitter face: "My dear concubines, why don't you usually eat well? You look haggard, as if I have treated you harshly."

The girl in front of her fell down on the ground again, shivering and said: "Concubine, I dare not. It's just that I, Da Ling, regard thinness as beauty. In order to please the king, the sisters don't eat day and night, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing. I have no intention of blaming the emperor."

I was used to singing bad faces in the palace, and I couldn't wash the floor at this time, so I waved my hands to make the girls retreat, and sat on the bed in a daze without interest.I slept too much in the afternoon, and I tossed and turned at night, unable to fall asleep.Xiao Shizi advised from the side: "Your Majesty, if you are not used to sleeping alone, why don't I invite Mr. Murong here."

The drowsiness I had just brewed was "explained", and I glared at him angrily.

Xiao Shizi said with a sullen face: "Your Majesty, after yesterday's incident, the slave will definitely take the right amount of medicine and will never make you dissatisfied."

I turned over and pulled the quilt to cover my head and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Probably because I found out my psychological shadow by looking for chickens at night, I actually dreamed about my ex-girlfriend A Ruo.

My first meeting with Ah Ruo was rather like the plot in a comic.I was a few minutes early after class that day, and I leisurely walked to the newsstand at the school gate, pointed to the freshly released "X Family" and paid for it, just as I was about to take the book away, I was heard by the sound of footsteps behind me. He shifted his gaze, and then felt the friction of the book in his hand suddenly increase.So I saw a dazzling white coat, and then a blushing face, but a pair of righteous eyes looking at the book.A smear of fresh blood on her chest made me take a step back, because it reminded me of being raided by a ribbon-wearing elementary school red sentry for my smuggled comic books.I didn't let go of the book, but her frost-stained hands also grabbed the corner of the book. She looked at the boss with staggered eyes and said, "Boss, I want this book, and I'll pay for it right away. Okay?"

The boss raised his eyes and smiled lazily: "I'm sorry, this is my last book, and this male classmate paid first. How about you discuss to read it together?"

Like a popped balloon, she let go of her hand in an instant, with a cute and quiet look: "Okay, I see. I'd better go online to buy."

I said to her: "Student, let's add a WeChat. I will lend you the book this afternoon."

She didn't know at the time that apart from the series of novels, whether it was X-style or Wudong XX, as long as it was a book with a main character, I could finish it in a day, so she thought I was forcing the schedule for her.According to Wei Ge, my speed of flipping through the book is a little faster than the speed of his female ticket.She later told me that I had an awkward smile on my face, my slightly long short hair was a bit yellowish and messy, and my tall and thin shadow dangled in the sun, which strangely matched the image of the protagonist in her heart.So she became my girlfriend.

No matter how slow A Ruoshu read it, he finally finished it in three months, so our relationship finally fell through.Ah Ruo is just the opposite of me. Apart from reading novels slowly, everything else is rushed. From confession to breaking up, there is no delay at all.As for the reason for the breakup, it's probably because they didn't get along well. I just remember that the last quarrel was probably because I thought it was the worst written X series, and it was completely a commercial hype, but she cried to death over the death of the second female lead.I took the book she returned, thinking that everyone said that Xiao He was also Xiao He, but I couldn't see Xiao He's black question mark face, so I put the book away and put it on the table foot.

The two of them broke up in a calm and calm manner. There was no one around me who dragged me to learn first aid measures and to occupy a seat in the library. Finally, I didn't have to accept her questions at night when I was calling friends and friends. It was quite clean. .However, when I found out that I really liked her, two months later, I walked out of the consultation room and saw her stop reciting words and look at me.If it wasn't for her wanting to borrow the X clan for her current job, and choosing me to die in the dormitory during the long vacation when all my roommates went home, I wouldn't have been taken to the hospital after she broke in that day.

She took the list in my hand and said, "Let's go."

I didn't move, my dry heart suddenly squeezed out a lot of words, like I like you, but the words disappeared in an instant as they rose into the trachea.

She stopped to look at me.

I struggled to say: "Actually, it's all right." The abyss that others thought was not dark in my eyes, but peaceful and tranquil.

Suddenly her eyes turned red, and she yelled at me: "What do you mean it's okay! You're going to die, do you know? I can't get through to you. When I contact people I know, they say they haven't seen you. Ask you My roommate said you were at school. For five days, you died in the dormitory without even eating. I struggled with the dormitory downstairs in your dormitory for a long time before I got in. When I entered the door, you were really dying, you know? ?”

There was a hard and dry feeling in my throat, and I really wanted to say to her, thank you, I'm sorry, but I just couldn't say it, my whole body seemed to be loosely tied to a ubiquitous spider web, and I could clearly open my mouth, But he couldn't speak.

I watched her wipe her eyes, run and disappear around the corner of the corridor with my list, but couldn't move her legs to stop her.

Later, she told her incumbent about the matter, so the junior who has been working as a support under Brother Wei asked me every day if I felt cute today, and I was so angry that I always robbed him of blue, and my teammates thought we were It's the jealousy of rivals.

However, this time I was not awakened by pebbles, but by a sense of suffocation and a chill on my neck. When I opened my eyes, there were two intertwined figures in the blurred tears.After wiping my eyes, Murong Yue was half-kneeling on the head of the bed with his back to me, holding a pillow in his left hand to resist the sword of the man in black, and his right hand was around my neck. I was a little dazed, but I heard him say: "Liu Rong's life is mine. If you want to wipe his neck, you have to pass me first."

With a touch of rejoicing in my heart, I would be angry at my dantian, wandering my mind, and shouted loudly: "Come here—— Escort—"

Murong Yue turned his head and gave me a contemptuous look. The assassin took advantage of his distraction and drew out his sword to grab his wrist and pull him down. When he fell under the bed, he stabbed at me with the hilt of his sword upright. I saw the opportunity Pulling out another pillow and opening the tip of the long sword, the neck was still strangled and coughed several times.The sword was deeply inserted into the bed board by my armpit, the assassin had to pull it out with both hands, I suddenly felt my throat widen, and saw that Murong Yue had already raised his arms and strangled the assassin's neck.At this time, several guards also broke in and controlled the situation.

I took a look at the "big inner masters" arranged by this group of Xiao Shizi, walked up to them, and said with a sneer, "So this is my top master of Daling, who eats the king's salary, and shares your worries. You can't afford food and wine. How can the word food be worthy of the title of a master, even Murong Yue is more vigilant than you, are the ears on your heads already made as an appetizer?"

A group of guards knelt down on the ground with bloodless faces, and I continued: "Chen Li is on the list, and those who can't be stopped. Trash like you, who can't even do their duty well, still have the face to live in the world? No ability If..." A pillow slammed at me impartially, cutting off my words.The culprit was none other than Murong Yue, he glanced at me lightly, raised his eyebrows with his hands behind his back and said, "Enough."

I rushed over and grabbed his lapel and threw him on the bed: "Damn mentally retarded, it wasn't you who almost died today, but me. What the hell do you have to say enough? Believe it or not, I put you and them Made it together."

He straightened his clothes, stared at me, and said two words: "Crazy."

I lost control even more when I heard the words, and casually picked up the sword of the guard next to me and threw it at the bound assassin's head: "You crazy, I provoked you? You want to touch me, right? I'll let you try it today!" Taste the cracking of a car!" If it wasn't for the scabbard on the sword, I would have beaten him so hard that he vomited blood.

As soon as his hands were numb, he felt someone hugging his waist. Looking back, Xiao Shizi cried out, "Your Majesty, this slave is guilty. Please stop beating me. You hurt your hand carefully." I couldn't break free from him, Finally lost the sword, he was carried backwards and fell to the ground. After being helped up in embarrassment, he felt dizzy, his eyes went dark, and he staggered a few steps before standing still.At this moment, I only felt my hands and feet were cold and weak, and I was even more disturbed when I saw the crowd of people in the room. I sat down on the chair, stretched out my hand and rubbed the center of my brow, feeling empty in my heart, waved my hand again and said: "Everyone go down!" Bar."

The ashen-faced guard left with the heavily tied assassin in his hands, but Xiao Shizi was still kneeling at his feet, tremblingly asking: "Emperor, Your Majesty, what do you want to do now?"

I slumped against the quilt of the chair, feeling uncomfortable from the wooden frame on the back of the chair. The food in my stomach seemed to be vomited out. Thinking back to my situation just now, I was flustered: "Tonight, I said it seriously. In this way, you give those who just said The guard gave some wine and meat as a reward for his service in saving him. The assassin, interrogate him strictly to find out who sent him." Xiao Shizi agreed and quickly retreated.

I walked to the bed and saw that Murong Yue was still sitting on the bed, so I didn't bother to ask him why he didn't retreat together, and curled up in the bed by himself.

After a long time, I heard someone behind me say, "Why were you crying when you woke up?"

At this time, my throat was so dry that I couldn't speak a complete sentence, and I squeezed out one word after another: "Because, for, I, yes, crazy, son."

Even if I change my shell and I become completely mentally ill, is it only a matter of time?