Don't look at your phone when crossing the street

However, the next morning, I found that I woke up crying again. After waking up, I still hugged Murong Yue next to me, buried my head in his arms, and babbled with snot and tears: "I, I don't want to die, please, please, help me. Please, please, I want to live, I, I want to live. You hug me, okay?" Although Murong Yue's eyes were full of gold stars, he wished to put my head It was broken from the neck to the back, but I was still tossed and tossed by me who was stuck to him like an octopus.

When my sense of shame and reason finally awakened, I quickly jumped out of bed and realized that I had done everything I could to be ashamed just now, so I had to pre-emptively ask: "Didn't I say that I don't think about you in that way? Why are you still sleeping in my bed?"

He took the time to close his clothes, and said with a smile: "Why would I want to share the bed with beasts, but I am weak, and your little eunuch controls me in your bedroom, where can I go? Out of my spirit, I make a deal with you." A one-year agreement, in order to ensure that you will die under my hands in a year, I will have to watch by your bedside from now on."

"Pervert, you!" I hugged my chest and roared angrily.

He looked at me, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, and laughed twice. I was terrified, and immediately put on my clothes, and after being combed by the palace servants, I rushed out to face the court.

After going down to court, Xiao Shizi came to reply and said, "Your Majesty, the identity of the assassin was investigated last night. Yes, it is the master who sent him."

Before I realized who the "Master" was referring to, Xiao Shizi knelt down again: "Your Majesty, the Master is too old to be confused. He only sent an assassin after being instigated. If you are free, why don't you go home and comfort the Master?" some."

Murong Yue sneered from the side: "Father and son, monarchs and ministers, are born with integrity, and they survive and continue. I hate that Grand Master Liu has been loyal for half his life, and he will not be guaranteed at the end of his life."

I couldn't understand what he was talking about, but I also knew that most of the words were not good, so I glanced at him and asked Xiao Shizi: "Master? You mean my father..." A tiger does not eat a child!

Forget it, I suddenly cooled down, the hypocritical nature of the so-called kinship and family, haven't I seen clearly enough in the first half of my life?There are many things that can only be truly let go if they have been completely lost.

I smiled wryly twice, and said again: "A few days ago, I asked the guards you sent to dismiss them from their original duties."

Xiao Shizi shook his shoulders, and said: "Yesterday, after receiving the wine and meat from your majesty, those guards killed seven of them, and the rest handed in their resignations."

I was a little dazed for a moment, and blurted out a Northeast dialect of Song Zong: "Why?"

Xiaoshizi turned to me with a black question mark face, indicating that he was as confused as I was.When I turned my head, I met Murong Yue's playful and sarcastic smile again. I had to admit that I lost my mind on the bed when I woke up today, and I was too embarrassed to ask further questions.Flipping through the memorial in hand, after a few glances, it only added to the annoyance, and he cursed in his heart: "It was agreed that we must settle down first to fight against the outside world, these grandsons were kneeling in court yesterday and shouted 'Shang Shang is wise! ', in a blink of an eye, the law changed to control me asking for money. I can bear it if I need more food and horses in the north. The Ministry of punishment has to renovate the prison at this time. Haven’t slept! The flood in the Yellow River is good or not, how many dynasties were forced out by the flood, these people made it clear that Lao Tzu should be the king of subjugation!”

He could only hold back his mouth: "At present, the focus is on flood control, and these miscellaneous matters should be discussed later."

Murong Yue said: "Liu Rong, why are you so capricious? Yesterday you pointed out that the Yellow River's troubles are not caused by floods, but by corruption. The so-called "lower effect" means that the operation of the state machine will never be without money. Lubricant. All these open-mouthed money-seekers must be accepted, otherwise how can there be spare money to help the victims?"

I was thinking blankly, what did I say yesterday?

Seeing that I was dumbfounded all day, Xiaoshizi said in the evening: "Your Majesty, tonight is the Lantern Festival that happens several times a year in the capital. I wonder if you are interested in going out and having fun with the people?"

I was overjoyed. The nightlife in ancient times was really lacking. In addition, I couldn’t carry out the only activity of creating a human being. These few days are really itchy.According to an ex-girlfriend of mine who is well-versed in dramas, as long as it is a costume drama, regardless of the situation of the dynasty, there must be a vulgar event such as a lantern show, to show the heroine's cleverness and the hero's magic height, and increase the number of male and female protagonists. The pleasing degree of falling in love.In short, the Lantern Festival, a program with a strong literary and artistic temperament, is really an excellent place for dating and confessing, flirting with girls, and having sex with girls, and looking back suddenly when the lights are dim.Thinking of this festival, my youthful Huaichun heart couldn't help but a few ripples, and I also longed to meet a girl wearing a mask like Zhou Xun on the long street with festive lights like daytime. With two lines of bewildered tears, she wandered on the long street, and then stopped in front of me, uncovering my ugliness, and from then on she would not marry unless I was the one, and spent half her life for me.

I agreed immediately, and after dinner, I pretended to be a commoner and slipped out of the imperial city with a pebble.The shape and situation of the Lantern City are basically a combination of TV dramas and temple fairs, but it is not as bright as the one seen in the Tang Paradise. There are bustling noises in my ears, and the dark sky is turned upside down like a sea bowl. I was squeezed into an ambiguous street scene and couldn't make out my way.I picked up a lamp, and after thinking about it for a long time, I realized that today's lanterns are filled with electric lights. Since the lanterns here are for sale, most of them are not lit with candles, so they look much darker.After I figured it out, I felt relieved, and my interest was also polished. I was about to walk back when I saw a place in front of me that was very busy guessing lantern riddles, so I rushed over.

I'm not even half interested in lantern riddles, but there is a woman among the lanterns, who is standing in the crowd with a charming voice and witty words, she is so bright and beautiful.Of course, at the same time, I also noticed that there is a more beautiful man beside her, who is obviously the protagonist of this scene.The looks of a man and a woman, standing together is like a spotlight effect, which makes people unable to take their eyes off.

The woman folded a piece of paper with her delicate fingers, and slowly spit out each word from her lips: "Little Hong is the lightest of low-brows, and she was secretly carried and forced. Although she was hung up by Madam, she has already seduced her." Let's go together." When her words fell, the crowd responded one after another: "This lantern riddle is really confusing. This riddle is very difficult, I can't guess it..."

I repeated it in my mind, and a hint flashed in my mind. I have seen this lantern riddle in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and it was also mentioned when the Chinese teacher explained the guide reading of famous works outside of class.But what is the answer?I searched my stomach again, but the door of memory was tightly closed, so tight that I couldn't catch any clues.

At this time, the male protagonist smiled lightly and said the answer: "The answer to the riddle is needlework."

After suddenly realizing it, the heroine smiled and clapped her hands in praise, then turned her face and said unconvinced: "Xuanyuan Muche, didn't you guess one right, you can't beat me. Let's compete again."

The man smiled charmingly, took off the sachet hanging from the lantern riddle, put it in the palm of the heroine, and said softly: "Luo Li, my heart is here, you can win it away."

The hostess blushed and turned around and said, "I hate it." The boss and the onlookers also booed one after another, saying that the two are a perfect match.

I was the only one who shook my head silently, thinking that it was the names of "Xuanyuan Muche" and "Luoli" who looked like coquettish sluts who could sing the top corner. With life in danger, food and clothing, worrying about labor, and planning national affairs, God will not send me a girl to let me smell the sour smell of love.Maybe, if I am called Murong Yue after time travel, I can still have a romantic encounter.

"Brother, why are you unhappy?" Unfortunately, my shaking of the head was noticed by the man.

I looked up at the man's sly smile, and immediately shook my head to show that I was not dissatisfied with the relationship between the two, and explained: "It's all right, I just think you two are really a good pair of sons and daughters made in heaven!"

At this time, it was the heroine's turn to burst out laughing: "Mu Che, you see this man is really interesting. He said blessings on his lips, but still shook his head, as if his words were duplicity."

For some reason, when the woman smiled, I felt a little distracted, and I stammered my words when I wanted to explain: "No, it's not. I, I, just now, yes, I really think you two..." The man's eyes There was a hint of displeasure, as if saying that the onion caught my woman's attention, and I immediately stopped talking.

Xiao Shizi, who had been silently following me all this time, hurriedly said: "No, nothing. Our young master, ahem, although he likes men, he has absolutely no intention of coveting the friendship between the two of you. Please rest assured."

I saw the man's pupils constricted for a moment, and he hit the small stone with an elbow, and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry to disturb you two, I'm sorry, we'll leave right away." Xiao Shizi walked out of the crowd.

After walking a few steps and looking back, luckily the trouble didn't catch up, I breathed a sigh of relief, but I heard the little stone beside me looking at their figures and sighing: "These two young masters and young ladies are really dragons and phoenixes among men."

I rolled my eyes and corrected him: "It's wrong. Dragons and phoenixes are right among people. Both dragons and phoenixes belong to males."

The grievance on Xiao Shizi's face has not faded: "That's not true. The male dragon should look for the female dragon, and the male phoenix should look for the female phoenix. How can the dragon and phoenix be right?"

I was so angry and funny, and I couldn't think of words to refute for a while, and I remembered the sound of firecrackers in the sky. The fireworks all over the sky reflected the night like a white night, and the falling fireworks were like a rain of falling flowers. Thought: "At this moment, Murong Yue is in the palace, what is he doing?"

I shook my head, really—none of my business.

I swayed to the side watching the fireworks and saw the little stone in awe, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the couple's figures overlapping each other, as if they were kissing.It's really hot eyes, go home and wash up and sleep, the guards in the palace, I don't know if they will miss the curfew and won't let us in.

As soon as I took two steps, the thought that was always on the verge of moving suddenly pierced through my mind, my eyes darkened, and I almost fell to my knees on the ground. I pulled Xiao Shizi's sleeve and asked, "Did I kill you this morning?" Those guards?"

Facing the dark red and intricate gilt patterns on the ceiling, the sound of thin, empty footsteps and rustling human voices gliding past my ears, I opened my wet eyes, but my empty mind couldn’t catch a single bit of it. drowsiness.Even and peaceful breathing sounded around me, and I didn't even feel jealous or irritable. A large piece of darkness poured into my chest through my nasal cavity, but I felt a real sense of security like drinking poison to quench my thirst.

I tried to put something in my head so that I would not be so bored. After wandering for an hour, my thoughts suddenly became clear and focused.Daling, I have never heard of this dynasty. Maybe it was a regime established during the chaotic history of the Five Dynasties, Ten Kingdoms, Southern and Northern Dynasties, or it did not exist in real history at all.The reason why I doubt its existence is because of the hot peppers, tomatoes, and corns that have appeared in the food these days. According to my fragmentary historical knowledge, these are all foreign crops during the Yuan and Ming Dynasties.What's more, I tried to look through the existing historical materials, but I couldn't find any records of the previous dynasty. Daling seemed to appear abruptly in this time and space of Macondo, a mirage that mixed the elements of the well-known dynasty.As the supreme ruler of this region, I live in the heart of this dynasty, and I am confused by some common government issues, just like a game player who has just entered the role and can't help but follow the system upgrade.

The feeling of waking up in a dream is like falling down and finding out that it doesn't hurt, and then going back to your own origin, the degree of confidence in the dream will immediately be cleared.Even though there are times when the dream is still there for me to create, or when it quickly disintegrates, I can feel that my existence has become dissociated from the control exerted by the subconscious mind.But it’s different here. Although there are bugs in this world, I can’t escape at the moment. Maybe the bug has not reached the level that affects its operation, maybe it’s the overflow of the self-built stack called by multiple worldviews, maybe it’s not a bug at all.In the first case, I probably entered a simulator similar to parallel time and space, but due to the final uncertainty of the observation parameters, I may have to sit and wait for death for the rest of my life; in the second case, I may travel to a system like a game In the middle, although this item fits the current situation, whether I am an NPC or a Gamer, the intensity is indeed a bit higher; in the third case, I can only guess that there is an unknown intermediary in the dark to control all this .

Closing my eyes, I could clearly see my ferocious smile that hurt so much at the corners of my mouth. How could I have forgotten that there is another most likely situation, my life, and everything now, is nothing but a complete fantasy.

After all, I'm a psychopath.