Don't look at your phone when crossing the street

I spent the calmest hour in two years next to a near-dead pedophile, and then called Xiao Shizi in.

"Little Shizi, you go and send someone to steal the history records of this dynasty from the Taishi Museum at night, and I will read it right away."

Xiao Shizi was obviously confused by my capricious master, so he couldn't help yawning: "Master, why don't we just forget about it. Even if we force all those historians to hang themselves, that's the thing. Well, there are so many mouths in the world, how can they stop it?

I pretended to sigh: "When I was dying today, I thought a lot. Now I want to know the historian's praise and criticism of me, so that I can make changes in the future. You can send someone to steal the books for me to read, so you don't need to disturb others. .”

Xiao Shizi finally had some tricks, and not long after, he put a few thick books on the desk.I put on my coat, frowning deeply and reading a book.After searching for a long time, I got a general idea. This original body, named Liu Rong, was originally the son of the grand master of the current dynasty. Because of Murong's extravagance and prostitution, the people were full of resentment. It didn't take much effort to take over the Murong royal family in one pot.Liu Rong was also a Long Yang, seeing that the third prince Murong Yue was pretty good-looking, so he tied him to the bed, drugged him or put him under house arrest.

Seeking to usurp the throne is not a big treason to me, and I don't know how long I can stay here, and I don't bother to clear my name, but Liu Rong has done a lot of things really badly, especially like That Murong Yue on my bed, I had to find a way to deal with the aftermath.After reading traditional Chinese characters for a long time, I felt dizzy. I yawned, pushed my sleepy buddy on the bed, pulled a corner of the quilt and fell asleep.

When it was daylight, I was awakened by Xiaoshizi's soft voice. I was a light sleeper, so I had to get up with a full stomach and closed my eyes to fumble on the bedside.After touching for a while, he didn't find the phone, but instead touched something slippery. He managed to open his eyes and saw that his hand was resting on Murong Yue's forehead.A bit of nausea surged up, and I got up together, a bit of familiar tiredness stuck in my throat again, sitting on the head of the bed, glanced at the person next to the pillow from the corner of my eye, the facial features became softer in the faint morning light, red lips Yumian, if it's a woman, she must be a Xiaojiabiyu, no wonder she was forced to disturb her foundation.

At this time, Xiao Shizi pushed and pushed me into the court clothes. When I went out, I glanced at the bronze mirror, my eyes were scattered, my figure was not straight, and the dragon robe seemed to be stolen.Suddenly remembered again, and said: "Little Shizi, that Murong Yue, you should let him sleep more. After sending him to have breakfast, let him wait for me in the hall. I have something to discuss with him."

The process of the early dynasty is similar to that in the TV series. From the bottom of the Danji to the outside of the hall, the bluestone and white ground are lined up with red and purple, and they are approaching under one's feet.I was confused in my mind, and I had to sit upright under the watchful eyes of everyone. It is indeed a drudgery comparable to standing at attention in military training early in the morning.A few old men reported in a polite manner, and I was in a fog when I heard it. It seemed that the flood of the Yellow River was asking for money.Seeing that I couldn't get my words out, I waited anxiously for a long time before following the script of the court trial, and finally said: "Everyone's words are true, it's just that the matter is complicated, and we can discuss it at another time."

Even though I was about to kneel on the ground after walking a few more steps, I still struggled to get back to the bed. I didn't even bother to open my eyes, and as soon as I lifted the curtain, I threw myself on the bed, and my face hit a hard object.Rubbing his face and looking, it was Murong Yue who was full of righteousness but indifferent and aloof.

Treating a prisoner who has been used to M for a long time, I naturally want to show some sympathy, and said haha: "Your Highness, you got up early. Why are you still sitting on the bed?"

He sneered: "Liu Rong, why do you have to be hypocritical? As long as I have any strength to act, I will cut you into pieces and shatter your bones into ashes."

The dry smile on my face will soon be unstoppable, others say that I can just brag about it, but the former third prince Murong Yue, who practiced martial arts at the age of five, pierced Yang with a hundred steps at the age of ten, entered the battlefield at the age of 13, killed people with ten steps, and at the age of 17 Sui Bian defeated the challengers from all directions with sword skills.If he hadn't been poisoned at this moment, I would probably be screaming under his knife now.

Xiao Shizi didn't even lift his eyelids, and brought a bowl of porridge: "Your Majesty, Mr. Murong doesn't want to have breakfast. The slave asked the imperial dining room to make a new bowl of bird's nest porridge, I don't know..."

I waved my hand: "Let's put it down. I like to eat or not. I have grown up so much. I have seen stupid people, but I have never seen one who died of starvation."

Xiao Shizi looked at me in surprise, and asked, "The emperor, do you want to read the paperwork just handed over by the cabinet, or go to the imperial garden?"

"Let's read the exam papers." Barbarian 6 I can play the rankings, and I can't play with a few exam papers. I depend on Mona's pass in the political science elective.

As soon as I flipped through the book, my head was full of "hehe".I usually watch a lot of movies from Hong Kong and Taiwan, and a few traditional characters are no problem. However, the vertical characters and Chinese characters with indistinguishable shapes make me wonder whether I should drag the Chinese teachers of these people to teach physical education.I had already tossed and tossed for most of the night last night, and I finished it on the premise that the historian's handwriting was smooth and neat, and I had to do it again in the morning.I poked Xiao Shizi: "I don't want to read it, so read it to me."

Xiao Shizi said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, your forgetfulness is getting bigger and bigger. How can this slave know the characters? Usually it is Mr. Murong who reads, and this slave dare not offend."

I looked back at Murong Yue who was guarding the empty bed alone, and the anger of getting up, procrastinated and dragged by sleepiness, finally exploded at this moment.I reached out and grabbed a stack of memorials and threw them at his feet: "Damn, give me the porridge and read the scriptures to me after drinking. Your Murong family didn't live up to their expectations, and I replaced them with anger and grievances. You can only blame your ancestors for not blessing you. There are many ways to seek death, do you think it’s fun to get fucked to make a bad face for me?”

Murong Yue's face turned blue and white, and the anger in his eyes burst into mockery at the face of Lao Tzu who was not afraid of boiling water, and finally calmed down. He took a few mouthfuls of porridge, wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and rinsed his mouth again. After passing the mouth, Fang took the fold that the palace man picked up from the ground.

After getting angry, my emotions were emptied in an instant, and I sat down weakly, waiting for him to be helped to sit across from him with a paralyzed face.

Murong Yue is also very familiar with reading scriptures. After I finished listening, I made a general statement, and he obediently wrote down the instructions.After the approval, I looked through it, and although I didn't understand it very well, I thought it was decent, and I felt a little regretful that I had said it seriously, so I asked Xiao Shizi to take him and me to the Imperial Garden for a stroll.

The back garden of Murong's house is indeed full of beautiful scenery, singing and spring, and I didn't finish half a circle when my legs were sore. When I saw a big blue stone, I ran and sat down. The little stone was busy holding an umbrella for me. .Murong Yue, who was placed on the step, lost a contemptuous look, and when he saw that I didn't understand, he took it in, and added: "Perverted and unreasonable, words and deeds are out of shape." tone.

I am a student party who bought a ticket to enter the door. I have reached the average level of the quality of tourists in my country without writing a sentence "come here for a visit" in the antique gardens built by people today. .After being scorned by a prince who rides horses and clothes all day long, he naturally retaliates: "Then I am more helpful than some people. I don't know that I am a guest in my dream, and I am greedy all day long."

Murong Yue glared at me and then looked away. Relying on what I only remembered from Li Yu's words, I managed to choke a dead Tsundere.

I was always flustered when I couldn't touch my phone, so I didn't want to be idle, and I went back leisurely in an eight-carriage sedan until it was lunch time.Looking back, Murong Yue thought he had been tossing and tossing for a long time, and his face was sullen, so I lowered my body and said to Xiao Shizi: "How long will it take for the loose cartilage on Murong Yue's body to completely go away?"

Xiao Shizi replied: "You have to take the cartilage powder every ten days. If you stop using it for fifteen days, the effect of the medicine will completely fade."

I nodded: "Okay, then stop the medicine from now on. Just send a few experts to protect me."

The time of isolation from modern civilization is extremely long.

Dragging a half-dead Murong Yue, it was finally lunch time. Looking at the delicious dishes, after taking a sip, I missed the excess sugar promoted by industrial civilization and the waste oil that was traded with the sewer for fat powder. Made a flattering look of the food.I paused and sighed, and the little eunuch on the side rushed forward, and I said: "The taste is too bland, I can't eat it."

Pointing to a plate of dishes, the little eunuch persuaded: "Your Majesty, you should eat at least two bites. This is the supreme under heaven cooked for you by the imperial dining room. After you eat it, you will be full of energy and flourish in spring and autumn."

Let me look at the steamed lion head with flour. If it had been deep-fried, it would still be tolerable, but it would be wet and soaked in half a cup of soup. What kind of thing is this stuff called Tianxiazhizhang? In comparison, the packaging pictures of instant noodles are so honest.I’m a person who eats SSRs every day and I haven’t seen the SSR in the draw. How can I be persuaded by your pretentious dish name?

I laughed dryly, but before I could speak, I saw the little eunuch kneel down as soon as his legs gave way, and shouted, "Damn the servant".This made me suppress the urge to vomit. I know that Liu Rong is merciless to the whole palace, but they shouldn't be so scared.I had no choice but to say softly: "It's okay, you can get up. Tell the kitchen to bring me some hot sauce."

I am a person who eats takeaway in front of the computer. I never look at what I eat and just stuff it into my mouth. Apart from filling my stomach, the only function of eating is to provide taste stimulation.If I really want to finish this table, I think I can have a bird in my mouth.As soon as I regained my composure, I met Murong Yue's suspicious eyes. I suddenly realized that Liu Rong's habits might be different from mine, but the words had already been spoken, so I had no choice but to pretend to be calm: "I don't have much appetite these days, and I'm tired of the usual dishes. , order the kitchen to change something."

The little eunuch agreed and stepped back, I smiled at Murong Yue: "Third Highness, if you like these dishes, I will also order the people below to prepare them."

Murong Yue said: "Implementing benevolent government, lightening corvee and reducing taxes, it turned out to be nothing more than lip service. There is no sense of respect and thrift in such a big table of food." After saying that, he picked up a glass of wine as if nothing had happened.

Liu Rong, a man who seeks to usurp the throne, has not been "acted on behalf of the heavens" until today, which has a lot to do with his amnesty and tax reduction as soon as he came to power.I stayed up all night to read the guide, and smiled slightly: "It's just a table of food, why is A Yue so angry? As long as A Yue is willing to be my pillow, I can share this world with you Don't talk about the 'Supreme Under Heaven', even if you want the moon and stars in the sky, I can order someone to pick them off for you."

Sure enough, Murong Yue choked on the wine in his throat, the veins on his forehead twitched, his face turned red and he coughed for a long time.What I said made my back teeth feel sore, but I still smiled and walked behind him to help him smooth it out, and he opened it weakly.

Seeing his humiliated and humiliated look, I couldn't help laughing, and said after a while: "Murong Yue, listen, last time I went to the ghost gate, I thought about it a lot. Feelings can't be forced. The poison on your body is cured, and you can regain your freedom. Whether you enter the court as an official or live in seclusion in the countryside, the world is so big. Apart from being a prince and emperor, there is always a way to settle down. When you leave the palace, I will also Prepare money for you."

I felt that what I said was benevolent and righteous, but I still got him a sharp look, as if to say: "The dove occupies the magpie's nest. This palace has been run by me, Murong, for a hundred years. Shouldn't it be you, a traitor, who left?"

I pursed my lips, thinking that Liu Rong really liked this ignorant third prince, and he couldn't tolerate any softness, yet he managed to live up to now.I shrugged: "According to what you mean, this imperial palace is your hometown, and no one can live in it except your Murong family?"

He responded to me with a "of course" expression.

I really thought that my ideology and morality in six years of primary school, political history in six years of middle school, and Ma Yuan Mao Gai Sixiu's modern studies were all fed to dogs. I stood up and said condescendingly: "It is extremely wrong. Murong's trace , One porridge and one meal, are they obtained by the people's farming and hard work. This palace is just the product of your enslavement of the people. You are supported by the people of the world, so you should wholeheartedly seek benefits for the people, instead of seeking pleasure and wasting people's energy The so-called royal family is nothing more than rice worms in the country and the country."

He didn't speak for a long while, probably because he had never heard such disobedient words since he was a child, and he couldn't recover.

I strike while the iron is hot: "So to be an emperor, one should be the ruler who is truly good to the world. If your Murong family can't do it, you should replace me. I will naturally do my duty, and I will definitely do better than your Murong family. good."

Out of excitement, he said casually: "Well, let's make a bet that within a year, if I manage the world better than you Murong, you will obediently be my servant and call me father on your knees."

He sneered, "What if you lose?"

"Then it's up to you." I didn't expect him to agree, so I hurriedly sealed my words and made a one-year bet that he wouldn't be able to kill me within this year.

"Okay." The corner of his mouth twitched.I suddenly realized something was wrong, and I felt so miserable after only staying here for a day. If I really had to live without the Internet for a year, I could almost write a new Robinson Crusoe.

At this time, the little eunuch brought the hot sauce, I rubbed my stomach, lost my mind, and started to eat.The treatment of the emperor is really good, what can I say, the hot sauce urged me to finish a whole bowl of rice.After eating, I stretched and looked at the leftovers with nostalgia, when a magazine article suddenly came to my mind.As a science student, I know very little about history, and I don't want to use my brain to memorize it, but when I read miscellaneous books, I always have a deep impression on the scales and claws.I remembered the article that said that before the Ming Dynasty, there was no such crop as pepper, and the spicy taste that people ate was provided by mustard.

Thinking about it carefully, I know that the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties are the last four dynasties. However, after two days of verification, this cannot be matched with my current geographical location and time.Did I travel to a parallel time and space?