[Zhongyingmei] Love Diary of the Prince of Hell

Warlock, even the worst father would not give his son such a bad name, even if the child is not in Batman's life plan at all, even if the child's mother is in trouble, no matter how troublesome it is But he wasn't the only one who was horrified by Damian's little bastard's sentence.

He can't stop the League of Assassins from continuing their evil genetic plan. He can destroy the laboratory of the League of Assassins once, but as a flesh and blood body, he will be injured and bleed, and he can't clean up all the lost genetic material. The Alliance of Assassins who have mastered genetic technology can always find opportunities.

Tired.

Lillian Jones is a greedy woman, but the combination of power and money can always shut her up.He is not a competent father. Fortunately, Afu helped him, and other children in the family were very considerate of him. It is better to let him raise that child than to let him be instilled with some bad ideas by Lilian Jones since he was a child.

The first step in formally raising little Wayne is rejecting that awful name.

Adam Wayne, the fifth child of the Wayne family.

Speaking of the name he chose for little Wayne very naturally, what Bruce gained was not the topic to continue, but Constantine, who was choking on his saliva, and Beria, who was stroking Constantine's back, also had a somewhat strange expression .

"Cough cough cough... Ya, Adam?" Constantine coughed until tears almost flowed out, but he didn't care much, he grabbed Beria's hand, widened his eyes, and looked at Bruce in disbelief , hoarsely asked: "You named that child Adam?!"

Constantine's strange performance made Bruce feel something was wrong, he hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "Yes, Adam, Adam Wayne, what's the problem?"

Adam, the patriarch of man in religious legend, is a common good name in America.However, when placed on the Anti-Christ, this name is very strange.

Constantine stared at Bruce with a "Damn" expression on his face. After a long while, he said with emotion, "Boss, you are such a genius."

Bruce looked at Constantine, and slowly typed a question mark.

By human standards, he is indeed a genius, but obviously, Constantine's words cannot be understood so simply.

"The thing is like this." Constantine straightened his face, and told Bruce about the Anti-Christ and the plan of the angel and the devil.

Bruce Batman Wayne: "………"

"Adam is not my child, but Satan's son?" Bruce confirmed calmly after digesting all the information with difficulty.

Beria's mouth twitched.

He is still not quite used to this world where Lucifer's son may run around.

Satan?

Constantine thought of Lucifer who opened a bar in Los Angeles and helped the police solve the case. He was silent for three seconds, and then said: "According to religious legends, it looks like this."

As for what the real situation is, it is unknown.

Bruce, who hardly ever drinks, suddenly wanted to have a drink.

what is this?

When the evil god tyrant from Apocalypse covets this planet, heaven and hell are making trouble again, and an apocalypse war is coming on earth?Are all the troubles related to "Apocalypse" endangering the whole world?This bloody status quo!

Bruce was silent for a long time, and then said: "The fallen angel you mentioned earlier, the protector of the Anti-Christ, Crowley wants to make the Anti-Christ recognize human beings and fight against that Darkseid. Can the Anti-Christ do it?"

In Zatanna's mouth, Darkseid is the cosmic evil god who spreads war and aggression. He is not alone. A large number of advanced warships and demon-like army can occupy a planet in an instant and slaughter the aborigines.It is also because the universe is too vast, and the planets where intelligent creatures live are dotted among many dead planets. It is not easy to find and locate, which has caused some troubles for Darkseid's aggression.

However, the appearance of demons means that Apocalypse has most likely located this blue planet.When Bruce tried to warn the government but was ignored by the other party, he understood that unless the alien invaders had hit the earth, the senior government officials would not open their eyes, let alone join forces to fight the enemy.

The current earth actually needs a large-scale disaster from the outside world, so that human beings can be alerted and stop thinking about dealing with the earth's own people.But the pain of such a catastrophe is immeasurable and something Batman would have prevented anyway.

He doesn't have enough safe leverage to get the government involved early.

Now, heaven and hell, which exist in another dimension, have to be mixed together to harvest the earth in advance.Although this kind of behavior angered Batman, Crowley's plan made Batman subconsciously evaluate its feasibility.

Fighting poison with fire is one way.

"According to the legend, the beast has three-fifths of Satan's power. He can exercise Satan's power on the ground, and he can serve the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the hellhound. All the demons summoned by him will obey his orders. Well, logically That's right." Constantine suddenly hesitated, but the problem is that Satan has already escaped from hell, and the current king of hell has been replaced by a demon.

"Sounds right?" Bruce repeated slowly.

Beria glanced at Constantine, who was full of confusion, and said, "Lucifer has given up his position as the king of hell, and he is not the one who inspired the apocalypse this time."

Bruce: "......"

He didn't ask where Lucifer went for the time being, hoping it wasn't the earth.

Bruce raised his hand and pinched his eyebrows.

According to the legend, the beast is the son of Satan, who was ordered to start an apocalyptic war on the earth and cleanse some human beings.Now, the original Satan has quit, and the command of the beast has fallen to other demons. Whether the beast can still have those powers is a question.

One emperor and one courtier, this sentence actually applies to hell.

Bruce sighed tiredly, and said, "Adam, I will still bring it back according to the original plan."

Although he has no interest in becoming a father in a daze, but he can't let Lilian Jones, a mother who has made it clear that she is using her child, lead the Anti-Christ. It is not a big problem that can be solved with money.He didn't expect Adam to fight against Darkseid in the future, and it would be a big help if he didn't start an apocalyptic war on Earth.

As for Crowley and Aziraphale who are bound to come to Wayne Manor to "apply for a job"...

"Be honest and be honest."

Let Adam be the target of the wrestling between the fallen angel and the holy angel?Impossible, not even if Crowley told Aziraphale he would try less to lead the child to evil.

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After Bruce Wayne made up his mind, the original adoption tug-of-war came to an end at an astonishing speed.

Lilian Jones signed a contract to voluntarily give up her relationship with Adam Wayne, took a large sum of money, and left Gotham neatly, and the Wayne family had an extra fifth young master.

Yes, with the help of Adam Wayne, Bruce Wayne simply brought Jason, Tim and Damian out together, leaving the Gotham media with valuable photo resources.

Out of caution, Constantine took Beria to see that Adam Wayne, and after confirming that the power from hell was hidden in this young body, Beria shot Adam Wayne's body. The dark power is sealed.

As the only old butler in the entire Wayne family who knows the true identity of Adam Wayne, Alfred has shown his admirable ability to control the field. He regards Adam Wayne as an ordinary child in the Wayne family and takes good care of the young And when those two angels came to the door in disguise, no matter how... amazing the disguise was, they also showed a calm expression.

In front of the gate of Wayne Manor, Alfred looked at the man outside the wrought iron gate very calmly, wearing a black knee-length skirt, a black bowler hat, a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and a red embroidered flower in his hand. The redhead with the handbag... Ma'am, after she finished saying "I heard you need a nanny" in a pretentious voice, the old butler bowed slightly and said politely: "Good day, Mr. Crawley, Philip Mr. Er is waiting for your arrival in the living room."

Red-haired nanny Crowley: "?!"

Crowley followed Alfred to the manor hall with a stiff face, and sure enough, he saw the white-haired angel among the people sitting here.

The moment their eyes met, Crowley suddenly became calm.

After confirming the eyes, it was the angel who was also taken aback by these humans.

Probably because of the role they set for themselves, Crowley took great care in disguise and at the same time took good care of his image. Although he was wearing women's clothes, his women's clothes looked decent, serious and elegant. beautiful.

On the other hand, Aziraphale, he was targeting Wayne Manor as a gardener, and he didn’t know what horror stories he had read too much. A lovely-looking holy angel suddenly turned into the current beer belly in gray and white robes. Hair plus a row of big white teeth that are deliberately bared out, it looks like a mouse has become a sperm.

"Aziraphale, you can do it." Crowley didn't look at the other humans present, and complained directly, "Save your bad image."

"Crowley!" Aziraphale glared at Crowley, gnashing his teeth, "You stinking stinky... human!"

"Ha." Konstantin, who was not sitting with them, but was sitting on a high chair by the window, laughed out loud, and said in a low voice, "Humans don't take the blame, thank you."

"What do you mean?!" Aziraphale stared at Constantine vigilantly, "Is there any problem with Crowley being human? He is human, and I am human, and we are all human!"

"What if not?" Seeing that Aziraphale was biting his "human theory", Constantine suddenly had some bad taste, and said slowly: "For example, you are not human beings, but— —”

"Shut up!" Aziraphale jumped up and blurted out, "I don't want to write a report!!!"

Constantine: His feeling at the time was not wrong, and this holy angel is not reliable.

"Anthony J. Crowley and Mr. Yats Fell." The hoarse throat cancer voice sounded, it was Batman's unique voice, and Bruce Wayne, who decided to be frank with these two non-human beings, was useless. An identity intends to talk to them, so sitting on the sofa is Batman in a black uniform and a helmet with pointed ears.

He used white goggles to look at the two guys who were trying to protect their human vests, and said in a deep voice, "Maybe, I should call the two fallen angel Crowley and holy angel Aziraphale?"

"You—you're the dark guy in Gotham, Batman?"

Forgive Crowley for coming to Gotham Blossom Shop for more than three months, but he is not familiar with Gotham's urban legend Bat Vigilante. He is worried about the approaching apocalypse war and the hot potato handed over to him.

Unlike Aziraphale who panicked a lot, Crowley, who was quite open-minded and open-minded, looked at the black-clothed Batman and said, "I heard some humans talk about you." In fact, it was a certain Some guy who tried to blackmail him or his flower shop, "I feel a little bit of magic, so, are you really a bat?"

——If it weren’t for the fact that the bat became a spirit, how could Batman have been in the shadow of Gotham for more than ten years, and those who opposed him were either entered the Blackgate Prison or the Arkham Mental Hospital, no matter how serious the injury was, He could always be seen crouching on the gargoyle the next night.

The author has something to say:

#818 Batman of a Spicy Worldview Earthquake#

Bruce: I can go--theirs, I have a son, you all get out!

Crowley & Aziraphale: Let go of that kid, we won't take you for a ride!

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When Aziraphale pretended to be a gardener, he looked like Wormtail in HP, too much like a mouse turned into a spirit, covering his face.