[Zhongyingmei] Love Diary of the Prince of Hell

Anyway, it is a black and white angel with an age of more than 6000. How could it be possible that the poison ivy woman controlled a few vine pythons and killed it. Heaven and hell should have a face, okay?

In the current situation, it seems that Poison Ivy has the upper hand, commanding the vines to attack Crowley and Aziraphale frantically, but the fact is that her attack is fierce, and Crowley and Aziraphale seem to be in a hurry , but all of Poison Ivy's attacks were in vain, and Crowley and Aziraphale didn't even mess up their hairstyles, and they still had time and mood to argue.

This chatter sounds like it could be directly equated with flirting.

"Damn it, it's just like two fleas!" The Poison Ivy girl gritted her teeth, her plump chest was violently heaved with anger, she clenched her fist violently, and said ruthlessly, "Try this!"

Under the order of Poison Ivy, the five giant vine pythons coiled around their bodies and ruthlessly strangled Crowley and Aziraphale. The only gap above was also surrounded by three giant vine pythons ahead of time, blood was about to splatter on the spot It's...if Constantine and Beria don't know the true identities of those two.

At the moment when the vine python was about to attack——

"boom!"

Poison Ivy fell to the ground.

Behind her was Aziraphale who teleported behind Poison Ivy holding a retro candlestick and delivered a miraculous blow to the back of her head.

After bringing down Poison Ivy, Aziraphale threw the candlestick aside in disgust.He glanced at the place where they were sitting before, oh, it has become ruins, and the crepe on the dinner plate, which he only took a bite of, fell to the ground.He took a deep breath, glared at Crowley, and emphasized: "You know, this is not for you!"

Although Poison Ivy fell down, the vine python who got her order decided to carry out her last order before she fell into a coma.

They pounced on Crowley, who was surrounded.

Their attacks naturally couldn't hurt Crowley, and when Aziraphale took the lead in performing a little miracle, he didn't mind doing some devilish tricks, such as teleporting to a certain store to buy some weed killer or something.

He had thought so, and planned to do so.

However, he saw one of the most unbearable things in his life.

Crowley lifted the sunglasses to his forehead with a swipe, revealing those orange-yellow snake-like vertical pupils.The body that originally wanted to avoid it just stayed where it was. Seeing the flower heart that opened its petals and sharp teeth to the extreme biting towards his head, Crowley suddenly raised his hand and grabbed it. The vines, which had been restrained before, burst out suddenly, directly shocking the vines who wanted to besiege him.

The giant vine python, which was still baring its teeth and claws before, froze in mid-air.

"What is this?" Crowley pinched the vine vigorously. There were triangular-shaped oval leaves on that vine, but there was a small dark brown spot on one of the leaves.

"Leaf spots?" Crowley's voice suddenly rose a lot, and his voice was full of anger, "How dare you, how can you grow leaf spots?!"

At that moment, even Constantine, who didn't know the language of plants, could see that Poison Ivy's vines were trembling.

Ah, this deranged fallen angel.

Konstantin, who was taken by Beria to make himself invisible all the time, said with emotion after watching such a big scene.

***

Bruce Batman Wayne came to this Michelin three-star restaurant one step ahead of the Gotham Police Department. The restaurant whose name has been ignored intentionally or unintentionally has finally gained a name at this moment-【Beautiful Time】.

Batman waved his cloak and entered the battlefield of Poison Ivy through the back door of the restaurant.

When he cautiously touched the center of the battlefield, Poison Ivy and her sweethearts had just been brought down by Aziraphale and Crowley. Aziraphale was mourning the lost crepe, and Crowley Li had already scolded the vines to the point of trembling. Several vines that looked terrifying but had average psychological endurance closed their petals, and stuffed their heads into the trash can in the back kitchen of the restaurant. Lawley's comments on these leaf-spotted vines.

This is what Batman saw when he arrived at the scene——

The white-haired man stared straight at the crepes on the ground and sighed, while the red-haired man was choking on a limp vine that seemed to be lacking in water, and was abusing passionately.On the other hand, the poison ivy woman who was said to have taken people to occupy the restaurant to provoke and kill people to compost was lying face down on the potholed ground, the back of her head was swollen and high.

Batman: "..."

At this moment, Constantine, who had been led by Beria to leave the [Beautiful Time] restaurant, said "ah" and said to Beria: "Beria, do you think those two angels will find the boss? True identity?"

A foolish rich playboy turned into a Gotham vigilante who is always preparing for Plan B. It doesn't seem to fit the suitable growth environment that Crowley tried to create for the Anti-Christ. After all, the one who never planned to hand over the Anti-Christ to The plan of human education.

"No." Beria said firmly.

"But you saw through the identity of the bat boss at the first glance." Constantine tilted his head, "Fallen angels, holy angels, are all angels."

"I'm different from them." Beria emphasized, "When I was in Los Angeles, I noticed that Lucifer in this world was very..." The Lord of Hell considered his words, and finally Picked out one word: "clumsy."

Constantine: "Huh?"

clumsy?The clumsy Lucifer of this world?

"For beings like us, seeing through the essence of the soul, identifying lies, and measuring the virtues and original sins in the soul is an almost instinctive ability." Beria explained, "Whoever kills a person is simply a glance." It can make things clear, but that Lucifer has to use another talent of his to induce human beings to speak their minds to judge the whole story of the case, which is completely roundabout."

"Maybe, he wants to become a detective?" Constantine speculated with some uncertainty.

"Do you think that Lucifer has the patience to scout the scene, sort out the clues and then profile the inferences?" Beria spread his hands, "If he didn't deliberately go round the corner, it means that the current Lucifer can't see through the essence of the human soul. Although I don’t know if it’s because of wearing a human body, but even Lucifer can’t see through the soul, plus the amulet sold to Bruce Wayne some time ago, it’s even more impossible for other fallen angels to see through Bruce Wayne under the bat uniform. En's true identity..."

A hand suddenly touched Beria's chest.

Beria stopped talking abruptly.

He looked at his human.

"When you said that, I suddenly thought of something." Constantine raised the corners of his lips, and slid his fingers horizontally from Beria's chest to the buttons of his white shirt. His fingertips picked a button and hooked it The buttonhole that the button gave way to.

"Whose body originally belonged to?"

"...Mine." Beria raised his hand to hold Constantine's hand. His breathing was messed up for a moment because of Constantine's sudden movement, but he quickly calmed down and said slowly: "This It is my body. As long as the proportion of certain powers in the spirit body is adjusted, the illusory spirit body can become a reality."

"This doesn't comply with the rules." Constantine said subconsciously, how could the Lord of Hell really come to the world.

"The so-called rules are meant to be broken." Beria caressed Constantine's finger and slowly clasped it between his fingers. "The rules in the world are not so strict."

"Ha, Seraphim." Constantine immediately found the biggest reason. Seraph, who was born only one day later than the world, of course has countless ways to bypass the rules that are not conducive to them.

"Jonnie, are you not satisfied with me now?" Beria asked directly with doubts, he grabbed Constantine's hand and touched his face, "I thought, I look okay?"

Constantine: "..."

What is "okay"? !If Beria is good looking, is he good looking?

"Be a little self-aware, okay?" Constantine poked Beria's face angrily, and then said, "Didn't I just think that Lucifer in this world would have to wear a human body if he wanted to stay in the human world?" Well, although I met you at the beginning, I must always be curious about the former owner of my boyfriend's body, right?"

As a result, a shocking secret was revealed.

"It's not a boyfriend." Beria corrected, "It's a fiancé."

"Yes, yes, fiancé." Constantine kissed the fallen angel, "Shall we go to Wayne Manor now? It's just time to digest."

The hand holding Constantine tightened suddenly, followed by Beria's soft questioning.

"You are not responsible?"

"Responsible for what?" Constantine was at a loss for a rare moment.

Beria grabbed Constantine's hand and placed it on his chest. The smooth skin directly touched by his palm reminded Constantine of his molesting actions before.

"...I'm responsible for fastening your buttons?"

Constantine smiled slyly.

"Human." Beria whispered, with a little force, he pulled the exorcist in the black windbreaker into his arms, and kissed him.

He wants to use facts to prove that the king of hell cannot be molested casually.

***

Aziraphale's hit was a little hard, mixed with a little bit of his own strength, so that when Batman sent her to Arkham Asylum, she was still in a coma.

Crowley and Aziraphale, two angels dressed as young humans over 6000 years old, interpreted the behavior of knocking out the poison ivy girl and cursing the vines to self-destruction as self-defense. Seriously compare and try to dig out the real combat power of these two plans - the most important thing to do well in Gotham is to pretend not to see it.Mr. Anthony J. Crawley and Mr. Yats Fell are good men with clean records, and no injustice can be done to them because of their British nationality.

By the way, Aziraphale, the human name that Aziraphale has always used, is much more specific than Crowley.

Although the Gotham Police Department let go of these two suspicious elements, Batman did not let them go.He kept these two names in his heart, and decided to check their background when he turned around.

What Bruce Batman Wayne didn't expect was that he just wanted to check the details of those two people, and the relevant information was sent to Wayne Manor the next day.

"Morning boss." Constantine sat on the sofa in Wayne Manor, with his body pressed directly against Beria's body, and he greeted Bruce Wayne lazily.On the tea table in front of him was a plate of cookies and two cups of hot drinks, which were hospitality from Butler Wayne.

Alfred doesn't give him cookies before breakfast, or brunch, anyway.Bruce Wayne protested, but Mr. Butler, who firmly occupied the top of the food chain in Wayne Manor, pushed back all Batman's protests with just a smile.

Bruce Wayne was silent for a moment, and said directly: "What happened?"

With the personalities of these two people, they only come to the door when they have something to do, and they don't bother them if there is nothing to do.

"Let me ask first, boss, that little Warlock Wayne, are you going to take him back to the manor to be raised?"

Crowley thinks that the playboy Gotham baby will not refuse to raise his own son in the manor, but the premise is that the child is indeed Bruce Wayne's, and he doesn't mind adopting a few children as sons and being designed to be his father It's two different things.

"There is no Warlock Wayne." Bruce didn't ask how they knew the name Lillian Jones gave the child, but asked if it had something to do with the supernatural power in the other world, and said directly, "It's Adam Wayne."

The author has something to say:

#818Spicy melon-eating mass exorcist#

Constantine: ...The confrontation between environmental protection guards and flower shop owners, the crux of the problem is leaf spots, ha, ha, Beria, you angels are really interesting→_→

Beria: It's their angels, Johnny, I have nothing to do with them ==

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Lucifer in American TV series is really weak→_→