[Zhongyingmei] Love Diary of the Prince of Hell

The guests who had managed to remain calm before panicked the moment they saw the woman's face clearly.

"Poison Ivy, it's Poison Ivy!"

For Poison Ivy, ordinary people like them don’t even need to understand how terrifying her abilities are and how hard to guard against them, as long as they know that this is a lunatic who escaped from the Arkham Asylum, it is enough to make their hearts hang .

If it were other forces that robbed high-end restaurants, they would basically do it for money, as long as their guests were well-behaved hostages and waited for Batman and the police to rescue them.But Arkham Maniac?

money?

No, no, the guys who can come and go in and out of Arkham are crazy people with pursuits. Compared with money, they want to test humanity/experiment poison gas/guess a riddle/protect the environment, or, borrow their little Say "Hi" to Batman?

The people who can sit in this three-star Michelin restaurant are at least the middle class from a well-to-do family. After seeing that the leader of the robbery restaurant group is actually Poison Ivy, some people immediately start to think about whether they have hurt some people during this period of time. Flowers and plants.

As we all know, Poison Ivy is an extreme environmentalist. It is as big as logging to build a house, as small as using herbicides to clean up the weeds in the grass at home, which may attract the hostility of this lady.

In her eyes, plant life is far more valuable than human life, and human flesh and blood are composting materials for her sweethearts.

After realizing that the person who robbed the restaurant was Poison Ivy, the faces of all the guests present became ugly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The expression of the head waiter of the restaurant froze, he stammered and said: "Female, ma'am, can I do something for you?"

The Poison Ivy glanced at the restaurant head waiter with her green eyes, she raised her hand, hooked the head waiter's chin with her green fingertips, and said in a lazy voice, "Do something for me? "

The head waiter of the restaurant was frightened: No, what he said just now was completely out of professional habits, not sincere.So, don't kiss him!

Poison Ivy's kiss is deadly.

Just as the head waiter of the restaurant was breaking out in cold sweat because of the approach of the Poison Ivy Girl, the Girl Poison Ivy flicked her hand and dismissed the head waiter of the restaurant uninterestedly.

Not everyone is qualified to be kissed by Poison Ivy and become her loyal fan.

"Yesterday, I heard a very bad thing from a cutie." The Poison Ivy walked gracefully down the aisle between the dining tables, her face wore a melancholy expression, and if she ignored her danger Sex, such a glamorous appearance and lazy soft voice are enough to make a man fascinated.

As soon as the sane restaurant guests heard such opening remarks, they immediately thought of a hundred reasons why the poison ivy woman killed and composted, and the expressions on their faces were distorted.

The dining room was extremely quiet, save for the clang of the hard high heels of Poison Ivy women's boots touching the marble floor.

"clatter."

"clatter."

"clatter."

Such a voice is undoubtedly a reminder to some guests who feel that they may be on the blacklist of Poison Ivy.

"The cuties who should have been well cared for have to live under threat every day and bear tremendous psychological pressure." Poison Ivy stroked her red hair dotted with green leaves, her originally soft and lazy voice gradually changed. "Just because of a small leaf spot, they lost their lives..."

"Leaf spots are absolutely intolerable." Crowley, who was originally serious about playing the role of unlucky human guests under the control of evil forces, expressed his opinion reflexively when he heard leafspots.

"Crowley!" Aziraphale glared at Crowley. As an ordinary, pitiful hijacked human being, there must be a little tension at this time, understand?

Poison Ivy raised her eyes abruptly, and stared coldly at Crowley, her eyes were definitely full of deep hatred.

"Did you know?" Poison Ivy's voice suddenly increased a lot, her voice was full of accusations, and she said coldly, "Even if the cuties are troubled by leaf spots, it's not their fault. It's you , You didn't take good care of them, that's why they got leaf spots, Anthony J. Crowley, you bloody human!"

Aziraphale looked up thinking, "This name sounds familiar."

"This is my new human name." Crowley looked at Aziraphale with a face of accusation, "At that time, I mean in London in 1941, you said that you would gradually get used to this name. "

Constantine at the next table raised his hand to his forehead.

When Poison Ivy first appeared, Constantine, who already had a certain understanding of Gotham Arkham Mental Hospital, did not immediately associate her with the red-haired fallen angel, thinking that this was another environmental propaganda of hers, extreme aggressive version.

But when she mentioned the leaf spots, Constantine immediately remembered the wonderful scene of the store manager impassionedly scolding the plants in the store and executing a gold diamond philodendron when he and Beria went to the Elysee flower shop to sell seedlings. , When he learned from Beria that the store manager was a fallen angel, that weird emotion reached its peak.

Now, does this count as retribution?

Gotham's environmental ambassador, Poison Ivy, wants to seek justice from the fallen angels for the animals that grow up under high pressure and are sometimes lynched?

Beria's mouth twitched, it was a farce.

"You despicable human being who only knows how to pour out his incompetent rage on plants." Originally, he came here to seek revenge, but the person concerned was not afraid at all, and only cared about flirting with the white-haired man at the same table, which completely angered the poisonous man. Fuji girl.

The glamorous and enchanting Poison Ivy raised her hand, and with a loud bang, the thick green vines penetrated the marble floor of the restaurant. Amid the screams that could no longer be suppressed by the restaurant guests, they appeared like blue pythons, The gravel that broke through the ground swam and surrounded Poison Ivy.Immediately afterwards, huge red flower buds sprouted at the end of the vine.

"Sorry." Aziraphale widened his eyes and said in disbelief, "Is this a person from Earth?"

"It can't be regarded as a complete human being now." Crowley touched his chin and analyzed in a professional tone, "Look at her face, it seems to be the mark of Queen May."

On the side of Poison Ivy's face, the dark green color slightly darker than her skin tone outlines curly patterns, adding a touch of enchantment to her already beautiful face.

"May Queen?" Aziraphale suddenly realized, "Except for the wrong race, this will indeed be the type that May Queen likes."

The Queen of May, the Queen of Spring, is one of the first land spirits born at the beginning of the world's creation. She represents the land of May, and the ivy is her symbol.She raised the flower and plant elves as her servants. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would not have thought that the May Queen would change her mind and pick such a green model and a pre-human woman as a servant.

However, look at her natural chlorophyll, the May Queen favors it, and it is not impossible to make an exception for her.

Crowley and Aziraphale were saying things that ordinary people couldn't understand, including Poison Ivy. Although she didn't know what the two men were talking about, it was always right to compost them together.

"Die."

With a wave of the Poison Ivy woman's hand, the flower buds slowly bloomed. Except for the red flower buds, which were a bit bigger but at least good-looking, they turned into monsters that challenged the limits of people's psychology.There are sharp white teeth growing on each petal, which has no aesthetic feeling at all, but looks like an ancient giant python with its bloody mouth open.Caustic slime dripped from between the sharp teeth and fell onto the marble floor, hissing in puffs of white smoke.

The plants of Poison Ivy have always been eaten by humans.

"I think we need a 'miracle' now." Crowley hinted to Aziraphale, the angel, to perform a miracle and kill this Poison Ivy girl.

"That..." Aziraphale pursed his lips, and said dryly: "The superior said that I have had a lot of 'miracles' recently, and I think I should control myself."

Crowley: "..."

Oh, formalism.

While speaking, the red flower ivy python opened its mouth full of fangs and sharp teeth, and snapped at Crowley and Aziraphale.

The restaurant finally erupted in terrified screams.

While everyone was panicking, Beria waved his palm lightly, and the men in suits who had been watching Poison Ivy with fanatical eyes slammed into the glass revolving door of the restaurant. The impact brought a shocking bang. Accompanied by the loud sound of glass shattering, they crashed out of the restaurant, and then fell down on the pavement outside the restaurant with blood on their faces.

Pedestrians passing by outside the restaurant were stunned.

The guests in the restaurant were also stunned.

But the stunned only lasted a few seconds.

In Gotham, how could it be possible that there is no basic survival awareness and life-saving means? The sudden convulsions of Poison Ivy's subordinates were unexpected by everyone, but they all used their heads to knock out a way for everyone to escape. How could they not Take your chances.

As for the thick vines clinging to the walls of the restaurant?

No matter, let's run first.If you stay here, you will either be killed by the lingering power of the vines, or be made into flower fertilizer by the poison ivy woman. At this time, you should run first as a respect.

With such an all-or-nothing mentality, the guests in the restaurant rushed to the gap regardless.

Poison Ivy ignored those who escaped.

She sent people to control the restaurant before, but she didn't want Batman to disturb the situation when she was cleaning up the guy who was incompetent and furious at the plants. Now she has been irritated by the other party's rudeness and directly opened up. Batman will sooner or later Come here, it doesn't make sense for those people to hold back any longer.

She considers herself a reasonable environmentalist, and she will not turn them into fertilizer until there is no definite evidence to prove that those people are guilty.

The restaurant guests ran out of the restaurant in an orderly manner at a speed that even the firefighters admired, without even the most likely stampede happening.

The Lord of Hell, who had hidden his achievements and fame, withdrew his hand. He and Constantine squatted silently behind a raised dining table in the corner of the restaurant, watching the battle.

The speed at which the restaurant was emptied was unparalleled, and everyone including the staff of the restaurant managed to escape, except for Beria and Constantine, who stayed behind on their own initiative.

The people who had escaped had already called the police, but they did not disperse. Instead, they hid in a corner where they thought they were safe, with their ears pricked up and their eyes fixed on them. Take the restaurant notch.What's more, someone has already pulled out his mobile phone and pointed the live camera at the gap in the restaurant where the dust is coming out.

Poison Ivy is scary, but when she doesn't target themselves, she doesn't seem so scary, and can even be used as a traffic-earning gimmick.

"Oh my God." Some of the guests who were anxiously waiting for the arrival of the police and Batman murmured to themselves, "It's so intense, is Poison Ivy killing that hapless guy?"

In the restaurant before, everyone listened to the speech of Poison Ivy Girl, and learned that the victim this time scolded the plants she raised because of the leaf spots. What a big problem, but it's a pity that Poison Ivy doesn't think so.

"Is Arkham okay, is Batman okay!" Someone said angrily, "Why don't you lock up that lunatic woman more tightly!"

Just when everyone was discussing outside the restaurant, and everyone believed that Crowley and Aziraphale, who had been targeted by the Poison Ivy Girl, were dead, the battle situation inside the restaurant was completely beyond their expectations.

The author has something to say:

#818Spicy fallen angel who was seeking revenge for 'spiritually abusing' plants#

Crowley: Leaf spots are intolerable, never!

Poison Ivy: I'll kill you!

Beria & Constantine: ...

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The relationship between May Queen and Poison Ivy was said by Swamp Thing when he saw Poison Ivy. As for what the May Queen is, it’s not mentioned in the manga, so I can only see the author’s serious nonsense_(:з "∠)_