[Zhongyingmei] Love Diary of the Prince of Hell

Bruce Batman Wayne: "...it doesn't matter. I know who you are here for." Before the two could answer, Batman had already revealed the answer, "Adam, the Antichrist, isn't it?"

"Adam?" Hearing the name, Aziraphale immediately turned to look at Crowley, and blurted out, "Isn't it Warlock?"

"It's indeed Warlock. The name I suggested at the beginning was actually Damian, but Lilian Jones didn't like the name Damian and wanted to be named Bruson. That's why I suggested Warlock."

Damian is the first choice.

Bruce: "...Bruce Wayne named him Adam."

The fourth child in his family would not agree, and Lilian Jones was so obsessed with giving him that child that she even wanted to be named Bruson.

Bruson, sonofBruce, son of Bruce.

Aziraphale narrowed his eyes slightly, look, Crowley, a stinky devil, actually made so many mistakes, fortunately he asked him to cooperate, otherwise, let him mess around, how could he be sold by humans Do not know at all.

Thinking of this, Aziraphale straightened his chest, nodded slightly, and said politely: "Adam is a good name."

This name reminded him of those two little things that he was ordered to take care of back then.In order to make them live better after leaving the Garden of Eden, he also sent his flaming sword.Now, the descendants of the two little things spread all over the planet, creating civilization and entertainment that even he was somewhat addicted to.

"Ha, Adam, Adam."

Apparently, Crowley has the opposite opinion.

The Antichrist is called Adam, which is literally the biggest joke of the year.

"English tea, please, gentlemen."

Butler Wayne walked into the living room with the tray, interrupting the stagnant atmosphere because of the vest being stripped off.

There were only three cups of black tea, and there was no share for Constantin, because Beria walked up to Constantine carrying two glasses of orange juice with crushed ice.Passing one of the glasses to Konstantin, Beria pulled a high chair next to Konstantin's seat, with the armrests close together, and sat down.

After taking a sip of black tea, Crowley's expression softened slightly.He looked at Bruce dressed as Batman. He asked him if he had become a bat just to repay the other party for taking off the vest that they hadn't dropped for more than 6000 years. He couldn't help feeling a little bit upset.However, calming down now, seeing Batman sitting in the Wayne Manor with the attitude of a master, Crowley really had doubts this time.

Could it be that the rumors are true: the richest man in Gotham has adopted the Dark Knight?

Although he is not familiar with Batman, but because of the future of Warlock Jr., no, Adam Antichrist Wayne, he deliberately learned about the human beings destined to be fathers of Antichrist from Gotham newspapers.Handsome, wealthy, and playful, no matter how you look at it, he feels so foolish.

He thought that the matter of getting into Wayne Manor and uniting with Aziraphale to guide the Anti-Christ would not go wrong, but he didn't expect Batman to intervene.

Not just Batman.

Crowley glanced at the two who were sitting by the window, deliberately calling out the magical elements in the air to greet them.

This is a talented human being, a powerful wizard with quite mellow magic power, and such a talented person is completely capable of expelling angels and demons.

Even though Beria's human disguise could not be detected, Crowley still felt tricky.

Batman is in charge of negotiating, and the two wizards are here... They are waiting here on purpose.

Aziraphale was right, he made a big mistake this time.I thought I picked a rich human being who was easy to fool, but I didn't expect him to have a background in the other world. Not only did he discover the child's true identity, see through his plan, but also find a human wizard who can deal with them.Whoever says Bruce Wayne is a fool in the future, he will definitely spit on the other party.

He believed in the evil of that group of humans!

Standing for Bruce Wayne, Batman turned down Crowley and Aziraphale's offers without hesitation.

Anti-Christ, the Wayne family will treat them as ordinary children and raise them well, but the Wayne family does not need a nanny or a gardener.

The child doesn't need to be raised as the target of a tug-of-war, even if one side of the tug-of-war decides to let it go.

"Batman, you can't do this!" Crowley protested, "I am the guide and protector of the Antichrist."

"There is no Anti-Christ." Batman was unwavering. "Only Adam Wayne. From the moment you tried to stuff this kid into Wayne's house, you were no longer his guide and protector."

Crowley: "..." Is there any regret medicine for sale?Give him a dozen!

"Adam's innate power needs to be properly guided." Aziraphale said, he accepted the new name faster than Crowley, "Crowley does not want this child to bring blood and war to the world , That's why I'm here. With the current situation, that child may lose control of his power at any time."

"I understand your concerns, but Adam is fine now. His power has been temporarily sealed and will not affect the outside world." Batman is immobile. Compared with these two guys, he still believes in the magic of their group As a consultant, asking is a friendship that has fought together and given out red envelopes.

It's not that he trusts John Constantine and Bailey Yar. Batman is always full of doubts and has Plan B, but comparing the two sides, Batman stands on the combination of Constantine and Bailey Yar.

Aziraphale and Crowley looked at each other, what is this?When they finally decided to join forces and prepare to teach the Anti-Christ well and instill positive thoughts in him, because Crowley didn't investigate clearly when he picked people, he simply agreed with that Lilian Jones. As a result, The Anti-Christ was lost by them like this?

"This is called deprivation of custody." Constantine sighed, and said gloatingly, "Who told you to focus on the Wayne family? Our boss is capable of money."

"You hateful humans!" Crowley was furious decisively, "Do you really think that we can't do anything to you, you——we don't need wages, can't we!"

When Batman was instinctively on guard and even wanted to take out the weapon hidden in advance against dark creatures, he heard the red-haired fallen angel on the opposite side say so.

Batman: "..."

***

What kind of demon is Crowley?

He used to be an angel, and he fell to hell purely because he made friends carelessly, and then he wandered around, and he was black.

Crowley is also very wronged, okay?

Followed by the classic Eden snake and Eve story, Crowley, as the unlucky guy who was notified of this mission by the high-level hell, had to combine his spirit body with the body of the world's first snake in order to sneak into the Garden of Eden. Fusion, in order to hide the breath.

God knows if it was because he was called Crawley back then that the higher levels of hell picked him.

He whispered a few words to Eve, and without any effort, the woman plucked the fruit of the tree of knowledge and evil without hesitation.

It's his fault?

Obviously, Eve had thought about it a long time ago, and God didn't think much about it, okay?

An apple tree full of fruits was stuck in the middle of the garden, and a sign of "Don't touch" was hung, which was simply trying to lure the two humans in the Garden of Eden to stretch out their hands.

Moreover, he didn't think there was anything wrong with being able to distinguish between good and evil.

Because of this mission, Crowley's spirit body was bound to the snake's body. Although there was no major impact, his eyes have since then turned into snake-like vertical pupils, which made him feel helpless. Wear sunglasses and avoid scaring the average person.

The little pet raised by God was expelled from the Garden of Eden because of his "effort", for which he was appreciated by the upper echelons of hell.Those big demons thought that he was born to lure human beings to fall, so he became one of the demons sent by hell to stay on the earth, and his reputation became more and more famous with the "great achievements" in the memo he sent back to hell. The anti-Christ task was handed over to him.

Hell will end sooner or later.

Crowley was holding one of the Prince of Hell's diadems, feeling hopeless.

Lies are the innate skill of demons. Every demon active in the world will exaggerate when reporting their duties. Crowley doesn't think there is any problem with this at all, but the upper echelons of hell really don't even investigate, so naively Believe in his "great achievements" in the world, this kind of hell is even more unreliable than heaven.

As if the heavens really believed that they had sent Aziraphale to "watch" Crowley all these years - he and Aziraphale had a heart-to-heart, he knew , no matter how blunt Aziraphale is, he likes himself.

Who wouldn't like him, he was Crowley.

He and Aziraphale teamed up against each other in secret, covering each other from time to time so that they could go on vacation and eat some delicious food-in this respect, he was mainly covering for Aziraphale, because the angel was not only a foodie, Still a music fanatic.The angel was obsessed with the product of human wisdom sparking sparks and couldn't extricate himself, so he could easily "bewitch" him and let him join his grand plan.

But now, when Aziraphale joins his team, there is actually a group of human beings standing between them and the anti-Christian teaching plan, a group of human beings who do not know what is good or bad, who are ungrateful and ignorant, they are simply, simply—

pissed him off!

Crowley glared at Batman angrily, no salary, right?

Well, if Crowley was the kind of demon who would kill people and slaughter cities at every turn, Aziraphale would not have secretly been friends with him for more than 6000 years, although Aziraphale has always refused to admit this friendship.

Crowley has always relied on keeping pace with the times and keeping up with the trend of the times. Elegant taste is not at all the same as ordinary demons. Bloody massacres are not his passion, nor is it his aesthetics to corrupt human beings. Laugh at the crazy 500 million Londoners.

Rather than calling him evil, call him vile.

But now, in the face of the human vigilantes who don't give in, Crowley has made such a concession. Batman is silent for half a second, and the answer is still rejection.

Crowley's forehead twitched.

Aziraphale on the side couldn't help but said: "Does this family really not need a gardener? I have seen the garden of Wayne's family, it is really too bad."

Alfred & Batman: "..."

There is a young master/son of Damian who is keen on "shaving" the bushes at home. No matter how good the garden is, there is no need to save it, let alone hire an angel as a gardener.

"That's enough, there's no need to discuss it with them." Crowley directly pushed up his sunglasses, revealing a pair of strange and angry snake eyes, "Give us the Anti-Christ, we won't be fostering children at Wayne's house anymore!"

"It's late." Batman said blankly, "According to the child's birth certificate and the legal documents signed by his biological mother, Lillian Jones, the custody of the child has already fallen to the Wayne family, and there is no possibility of you taking the child away. "

"you--"

Crowley's snake eyes glared.

Batman returned the white goggles.

Crowley turned his head to look at the bewildered Aziraphale, and said loudly, "Angel, we need a miracle!"

The implication is, if you don't accept it, do it!

Aziraphale reflexively said angrily: "Don't call me an angel, I'm not an angel, I'm a human, understand!!"

"'Angel' is just like 'baby'. Sometimes it can be used as a nickname to express closeness." Constantine couldn't help complaining. The atmosphere among the hair angels is too basic, and Constantine has a deep "prejudice", thinking that it has something to do with their standard British accent.

U.K?

No, that's called a corrupt country.

Although, at the moment, he is John Constantine who is seriously engaged to a man, but look at this Crowley, look at this Aziraphale!

Constantine turned his head resolutely, looked at Beria beside him, raised his hands to hold his face, and said affectionately: "You are my angel, Bailey."

Beria showed a very cooperative smile, and said softly, "You are my baby, Johnny."

Constantine's ears were burning from Beria's focused and serious eyes. He put down his hands in a disguised manner, looked at the bewildered Aziraphale and Crowley who were obviously stunned, and shrugged. Shrugging his shoulders, he said, "That's it."

That's the correct use of "angel" and "baby", you're welcome.

The author has something to say:

#818Spicy a fallen angel who made huge concessions#

Crowley: Well, can I work for nothing without a salary? !

Batman: no ==