[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

No matter what happens, the earth still turns the same.

Yato has always believed that the world he lives in now is much more magical than the world he lived with his father before.

There are super-level technology, celestial beings from various galaxies in the universe, various wonderful races, various potions and settings with wonderful effects, but there is no orthodox god system.Although the people here have an off-line and dazed personality, it has to be said that Yato thinks that his life here is much happier than before.

Of course, it is necessary to rule out various situations that will appear from time to time that will frighten him, such as now.

The corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched and looked at the inexplicably familiar woman in front of him, and he didn't make a sound for a long time.

Maybe it's because I didn't wake up, so I was dazzled for a while...

Thinking of this, Yato put on a calm face, quickly closed the sliding door in front of him, turned around and walked into the house: "I'd better go back to sleep."

"I hate it, my dear~ I haven't seen you for a long time, and you actually locked him out. Hey, we two went to Wushan with ups and downs last night and fought together for many rounds. , I didn’t expect my dear to turn your face and deny people so quickly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Are you worthy of me, the child in my stomach! "

"..."

Yetou turned around and opened the door with a face full of crap, looking at the person in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched: "... Yinshi?"

"I hate it~" Sakata Gintoki put his hand on Yato's shoulder shyly, and blinked, "Now I want to call someone Yinzi, my husband~"

Hearing Sakata Gintoki's words, Yato shivered and said dryly, "Is there something wrong with my eyes and ears, Gintoki you..."

"No, what you saw is indeed the truth," Sakata Gintoki said, holding Yato's hand and pressing it on his chest, "How is it? Is this soft touch very real?"

Yato's body was stiff, his face was blank and he didn't know how to react.After realizing Yato's state, Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes, and while holding Yato's hand and clutching his chest, he cried out in ecstasy: "Ah~ don't... um~ my husband... a big family I'll be shy...Aha~...No, I can't...I'm going to be weak..."

When Yato couldn't pull his hands, he heard Gintoki Sakata moaning, and seeing the other party's self-directed and self-acted flushing face, he felt as if he had just [beep——] a dog, hehe .

He stretched out his hand suddenly and pulled Sakata Gintoki closer to the room. Yato closed the door and looked at the other person with a serious face. His eyes drifted over, and then he suddenly covered his face.

Yetou felt himself choking, staring at the opponent, a rare vein jumped out of his head: This guy is addicted to playing, hey!

"I hate it, my dear, you are so anxious," Sakata Gintoki said, shaking his body with a shy face, "We have to wait until night to do something..."

To this, Yeto only said a few words: "...you shut up first."

He was afraid that if the other party continued to speak, he would slap him in the face.Sure enough, even if he changed his appearance, the other party's unbeatable personality still hasn't changed at all! !

#Just half a day, it feels like I missed the whole world#

#吃一执我的家庭的natural roll cp#

Leaving aside the issue of why the other party switched genders after going out for a long time, it seems that this guy has adapted to his new image and gender quite well.

... in half an hour.

"The matter is almost as I told you just now," Sakata Gintoki took a sip of tea, and said calmly, "The people of the Bump Sect have left now, and they can't be found for the time being. So at the closing Before the news of their activities, those of us underground who missed the opportunity to change back to their original form, can only live in the current state for the time being."

"You don't feel repulsive at all," Yato said, looking up and down at Yin Sakata, and complained directly, "When you are a man, you are a good-for-nothing, but you don't expect to be a woman when you become a woman." A cute girl with a good figure. Is this the so-called contrast cuteness? If the contrast is too big, I won’t be cute.”

"Sexy! Where are you aiming your eyes at?" Sakata Gintoki covered his chest and complained, "Yato-chan, I didn't expect you to be this kind of Kami-sama!"

"I'm not staring lewdly, how can I fix it (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻," Yato slapped the table and stood up, "You give me enough, you bastard! Don't think that now I'm a girl I won't hit you, hey!"

"Hey, my family is actually married to such a violent Dana," Sakata Gintoki covered his face and wept, turning his back to Yato, "Tonight [beep——] come [beep] ——] Go, say no more and still stop moving, let people have been forced to have sex with ♂, and now they are still beating and scolding during the day!"

"You did those things to me at night, you bastard! Won't your conscience ache when a thief shouts and catches a thief?" Yato pointed at Sakata Gintoki and said, "If you say this in front of a god, aren't you afraid of God's punishment? Silver hour!"

Sakata Yinshi picked his nostrils and spread his hands: "God damned me a long time ago, after all, Ah Yin, I'm a man who fell in love with a god~"

Yato: "...Hey=dish=!!"

"What I'm saying is the truth~" Sakata Gintoki said, and said wretchedly, "Yato-chan, would you like to try Yin, my current body? Breasts can make you feel good~"

Can not bear to look!

Yato covered his eyes and waved his hand feebly: "Gintoki, don't appear in front of me until you recover."

"Huh? Why?" Sakata Yinshi looked down at himself, "Ayin...cough, Yinzi-chan, I'm obviously very cute~"

Yato: He had never seen such a brazen person.

"Think, Yinzi, I'm so beautiful now, what if someone stares at me and drags me to an alley to forcefully fuck me?" Sakata Yinshi raised a finger, with a serious expression and a yellow accent, "I'm When I was in Yinzi (♂) state, the golden gun of little Yinmei only belonged to you alone! Now even if I am in Yinzi (♀) state, the cave of my little Yinmei can only be used by Yeto Dou Jiang, you pass alone!"

"Shut up, bastard!" Yato threw the orange in his hand, his ears turned red, "Can't you be more serious! How can you say such shameful words in the face of a girl, hey!"

"It's not shameful, I'm clearly expressing my love for Yinzi very seriously! And girls who can say dirty jokes are very popular now," Sakata Gintoki said, stood up and pulled the clothes on his chest, and turned around. Quanchong Yato winked, "How about it ~ husband, do you have the urge to give it a shot when you see the money now!?"

After looking at the opponent's white thighs and chest, Yato immediately covered his eyes and shouted: "Get your clothes in order!!"

"Oh, we're old couples, you haven't seen anything on your body, why are you pretending to be shy~" Sakata Gintoki said as he walked towards Yato, grabbed the other's hand covering his eyes and pressed it to his chest , "Officer, what are you waiting for, let's have a shot? I really want to experience what it's like to be a woman when [beep——]!"

"Saka! Tian! Silver! Shi!"

"Ahahahahahahaha, I'm just kidding~ Even if it's Yin and my own body, if it's in this state and Yato-chan [beep--], Yin and I will be jealous," Sakata Yintoki said Let go of Yato's hand and tidy up his clothes, "Although seeing Yato-chan's cute and embarrassed look, I really want to have a shot, but the key parts are not there, so I have to wait until I recover."

Yato took a deep breath, and the veins on his head jumped happily: "I will let Diarmuid continue to guard the goal! You can't climb into my bed in a month!"

"That's not the correct way to use spearmen, isn't it? Hey! The last month was just lifted, and you're here for another month?" Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched, "Little Ah Yin will be choked!"

Ye Dou folded his arms around his chest and raised his chin slightly: "Hmph, I'm happy, and you don't have little Ah Yin at all, and it's unknown when you'll recover. It's good to say that, and it saves someone's energy and brain. I think about pornography all day long, and even leave the work to Kagura and the others, which greatly reduces my work efficiency!"

"Yato-chan, after Ah Yin I transforms back, you can't get out of bed for three days!" Sakata Gintoki said with a 'hehehe' smile, "I will definitely let you know that Yin I is amazing."

"Spicy chicken! God's powerful physique makes you worthless!" Yato said proudly, "You must be the one who falls in the end, and you must not."

Sakata Gintoki had blue veins popping out of his head: "I don't know if the word 'no' is forbidden for men?"

"You wait, Yin, I'm going to find the Bump Cult right now," Sakata Gintoki said while running out of the shrine, "When I get back, I'll let you personally witness, Yin, whether I can do it or not!"

Looking at the direction where Sakata Gintoki disappeared, Yato was silent for a few seconds, pinching his chin: "I always feel something is wrong..."

Diarmuid, who had been watching outside the house, had a row of black lines hanging on his head: "Master Yato dug a hole for himself, didn't he?"

"Although I'm a bit idiot, Yato pampered that guy very much, and I enjoyed it very much." Fei raised her sleeve to cover the corner of her mouth, "It's just that IQ is worrying."

Yato: "...I heard it all, hey = dish =!"