[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

In the evening, Xiaoyu took Dingchun to find Yinshi Sakata, and handed over an assembly instruction.

"As Gintoki-sama saw, Sakata Kintoki is actually an assembled model commissioned by Mr. Simba and Ms. Kagura, and developed by Gengai-sama to lead the team with Master House. The purpose is to My lord, you sneaked away to replace your normal work. This machine overcomes all the shortcomings of Mr. Gintoki, the perfect version of Sakata Gintoki-the super alloy complete body Sakata Gintoki No. [-] machine," Xiaoyu explained very carefully, "Simple If you want to call me, it's Ah Jin."

Sakata Yinshi looked at the explanatory sheet in his hand with twitching corners of his mouth, and then threw it on the ground with twitching veins: "I knew that this kind of cheating thing is definitely the one who is old and dressed like a yellow man." The old man did it!!"

"Ah, I have already recorded the words of Gintoki-sama in the document," Xiaoyu tilted his head slightly after speaking, and started talking about the business, "In short, the reason for the current situation is entirely because Sakata Kintoki is not satisfied with just doing A facade agent, a stand-in, so he decided to take your place and erase your existence from the memory of everyone on this street."

Sakata Gintoki: "I can see this Ayin from everyone's reaction today, but how did he do it with a machine?"

"He used a special hypnotic wave to manipulate everyone's memory, erased the memory related to you, and replaced his own image," Xiaoyu continued as if he hadn't seen Sakata Ginshi's distorted face, "the reason why Dingchun and I The reason why he didn’t lose his memory is that his brainwashing didn’t work on machines and animals. By the way, Gengai-sama who made Sakata Kintoki also had his memory manipulated, so at this time, he can only rely on Gintoki-sama’s efforts to let everyone recall only you."

"...So why install a brainwashing system on a machine, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ This is definitely a pain in the ass!"

"Master Yuanwai's eggs don't have relevant functions anymore, but it's true that he is really idle," Xiaoyu calmly complained, then immediately changed the subject, and said to Sakata Gintoki with the same expression, " Everyone's strength is indispensable if we want to fight No Sakata Jintoki. So let's take back our partners and wake up the existence called Sakata Gintoki that sleeps in everyone's heart!"

Then, on the second day, Xiaoyu saw Sakata Gintoki's unreliable actions that did not follow the plan at all. Every time he met Sakata Jin, he would go up and smash the opponent's head.

Xiaoyu: "Master Yinshi, are you serious about recovering everyone's memories? I only see your strong resentment towards Jinshi."

"Well... To be honest, when Shinbaji and Kagura picked me up and Sarutobi, the malice in my heart has disappeared," Sakata Gintoki looked at the sunset, and his mood became a lot calmer. The thing that took my place, just simply look at his existence, he did a great job. He was considerate of his companions, did a good job, and protected them during my absence. Even if the past was fabricated, the master said this What happened for a while really happened. I thought, if the point of my coming back is to destroy their current smooth life, then there is no point in coming back."

"You won't be thinking about anything..."

"I don't really care too much, as long as those two little devils and their friends are doing well, it doesn't matter if they remember my existence or not," Sakata Gintoki stretched, "not to mention that I still remember my existence." There are people who support Ah Yin and I, and Ah Yin and I have another place to return to and rest. So there is nothing wrong with maintaining the current situation. At least, that Jin Shi did far better than Ah Yin and I. many."

"Xiaoyu, do you think I will think so?" Sakata Gintoki said and looked back at Xiaoyu, "No matter how poor the reality is, it is the reality constructed by me. I will not escape alone, and put you and Ding Chun stays in the false world."

Hearing this, Xiaoyu showed a smile: "Sure enough, no matter what happens, you are still the original you."

Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils: "Of course, don't underestimate how curly my hair is."

……

Fei, Yato and Diarmuid stood on the tall buildings in Kabukicho, overlooking the chaotic scene on the street below, and when she looked at Sakata Gin who was full of scars, Fei turned her head to look at the people around her: "Yato, Aren't you going to help?"

"Well, I won't make a move." Yato kept his gaze on the silver figure on the street. "This is the fetter of Gintoki, and he can only find it by himself."

"Even so, Yatou, you really should be worried, otherwise you wouldn't have come here."

"Mr. Yinshi will be fine." Diarmuid lowered his eyes slightly, "Those people subconsciously didn't take it seriously when they did it. And now...no one can do it anymore."

"The bond between human beings is very complicated. Even if we forget it for a while, but the intertwined thread and relationship still exist, then we will definitely get back on track," Yato said, looking at him with ice blue eyes. Sakata Kintoki, standing opposite Sakata Gintoki, "Even if the surface is replaced, the same things will never change."

"As a god, I see that there are quite a lot of threads wrapped around Gintoki's body, and they have a rather warm color," Yato said, laughing, with his hands behind his head, "I'm a little envious."

"I think Yato may be a character that other people envy," Fei said, looking down at the women below, "Those guys seem to have a crush on Sakata Gintoki no matter what. And Sakata Gintoki, didn't he already belong to you, Yato? But speaking of it, wouldn't Yato be jealous at all?"

"...Ahem, why should I be jealous? Hey!" Yato, choked on his saliva, coughed a few times, and glanced at those people, "Besides, as a great god, how can I be with you?" Those humans care about!"

Fei, Diarmuid: No, no, no matter how you look at it, you seem to be very concerned!

Looking at the women below, Yato turned his head and looked at the two of them seriously: "You said... how about we go over and cut the line between them and Gintoki later?"

A row of black threads hung on Fei and Dilumuduo's heads: "...it's agreed not to argue with humans, hey!"

"Hey XD," Yato stuck out his tongue, looking innocently at the two of them pretending to be stupid, "Did I say that?"

The two of Diarmuid were silent for a while, and then decisively pretended that they had never heard what Yato said before, and made a serious suggestion.

Fei squeezed her chin: "I always feel that it is a bit time-consuming for you, Yato, and even if you cut off the line between them, maybe they will get married again, so Yato, you need a more thorough method."

"That's right," Diarmuid nodded, "So Yato-sama, you can try to attack Mr. Gintoki and find a solution once and for all."

"I thought so too," Fei said, with the corners of her lips curled up, and she said in a malicious way, "That guy looks like an unreliable playboy, and there was a 'drunken sex' incident before. , Yato can just cut off the 'root' directly, I will definitely help Yato."

Hearing this, Diarmuid felt a chill and couldn't help shaking.Looking at Fei with a twitching corner of his mouth, he deeply realized how terrifying this person was.

After thinking about it for a few seconds, Yato laughed excitedly with his hands on his hips: "Hahahahahahaha! This idea is very good! Then I don't have to worry about anything in the future, after all, I don't have any tools for committing crimes! And I can finally stand up I crushed him hahahahahahahaha!"

"Fei! Let's act tonight!" Yato clenched his fists and said enthusiastically, "We will do it while Yinshi is asleep!"

"Well... so Yato-chan, you are thinking such a terrible thing."

Hearing such a familiar voice, Yato stiffened his body, turned around and looked around but couldn't find Hi and Diarmuid's figure, instead he saw the smiling ghost, Sakata Gintoki who was slowly approaching.

A drop of cold sweat hung on his head, and Yato said dryly: "Yo~ Yinshi, you solved it so quickly hahahaha..."

"Because I saw dear, loved, ,,,,,, people, watching upstairs, I tried my best to solve it very quickly, and then rushed over here," Sakata Yinshi smiled and grabbed Yato's arm, "If you don't come over quickly, you will miss such an important thing."

Yato: "Uh...that was a joke just now hahaha."

"It's okay, since Yato-chan cares so much about you, Yin, I will grant your wish." After speaking, Sakata Gintoki picked up Yato, turned around and walked downstairs, "It just so happens that it is almost evening , you can also turn on the light. Since you are looking forward to it so much, Yato-chan, let’s have a navel orange today. By the way, let’s change a few tricks. Anyway, Yato-chan, as a god, your recovery ability is very good, even if it is [beep—— 】It doesn’t matter until tomorrow morning or the morning after tomorrow, right? This time, I’ll let Ah Yin work a little harder, so that I can satisfy you and let you know that, Ah Yin, I really don’t have any sexuality towards other people at all. ♂It's fun!"

Yetou looked bewildered: "Hey...? Bridge bean sack! You are serious for two days! ... No, the point is that my wish is not like this!"

Seeing the disappearing figures of the two, Diarmuid turned his head and looked at Fei next to him in a dark line: "Did you deliberately guide Lord Yato to say those words just now?"

"En~" Fei nodded, and then smiled very happily, "Don't you think this is very interesting? These days, Yedou has been messing up the place I cleaned up every day, so I can find something for him so that he can't be distracted Isn't it better?"

Diarmuid: "..."

So the reason turned out to be this! ! ?