[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

What does it feel like to be forgotten by everyone?

Having been with Yato for a long time, such questions would appear in Sakata Gintoki's mind from time to time.Although the shrine was built, Yato has some regular believers who visit the shrine from time to time, but he is still keen to expand his "career development" and continue to write advertisements all over the street, waiting for people who are destined to call the hotline for help. 【Hello!

He also completed several so-called commissions with the other party, and when he met the parties in a few days, they completely forgot about the existence of Yato, and only remembered that he had helped them.

When he asked about Yato's feelings, the other party just said, "I've been used to it for a long time", "In a sense, it can be regarded as expanding the source of customers for Wanshiwu, but don't forget to introduce customers to me in the future".

But... the feeling of being forgotten by everyone, if you don't experience it personally, you can't understand it.

At the very least, he is a little suspicious of life now.

"Ayin, I was just relaxing outside for a few days. Why did those two unlucky kids randomly bring a guy with blonde hair and hot hair home? Not to mention, no one in the whole street of Kabukicho remembers me, Ayin. Hey!" Sakata Gintoki squatted at the door of Toshi Granny's Hotel, scratching his head vigorously, "What went wrong? That blond bastard paid the producer a lot of money to get A Yin from the protagonist's position. How can it be repaired if it is squeezed (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!"

When Sakata Yinshi was trying to find someone who still remembered him, he found that no one on the street knew him and did not tell him. The blond hair in front of him is so hot that even his name is so similar to the popular Sakata Kintoki!

"This situation is not at the pediatric level of being forgotten," Sakata Gintoki fell to the ground, looking up at the people coming and going in Kabukicho, "but all the evidence that Sakata Gintoki has lived so far has been eliminated ...No, it was all stolen by that person =dish=!!"

Rather than worrying about his current state and getting that blond hair ironed, Sakata Gintoki's first thought at this moment was indeed Yato.

Seeing his former friends and familiar people all looking at him with unfamiliar eyes, Sakata Gintoki could empathize with him and feel what it was like to be forgotten countless times that Yato had experienced in the past.

Suddenly, I feel a little distressed about that poor and silly laughing god.

Sighing, Sakata Gintoki got up, patted the dust off his clothes and walked straight towards the shrine.

"Mr. Sakata, it's not time for lunch yet," said Diarmuid who was cleaning the ground of the shrine when he saw the figure of Gintoki Sakata.

"This greeting is really not the usual heart-warming greeting!" Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, and a vein popped out of his head, "You are not hiding your black-bellied nature at all now? Ordinarily, there are people who say hello like this. What? What about the upright, single-minded, kind-hearted spearman that was promised? Ah Yin, the only thing I see is a black-bellied Lucky E, bastard!"

"Mr. Sakata, are you sure you want to say that?" Diarmuid stopped his hands and sighed, "It seems that you have to guard the shrine carefully at night, or else you will be drawn in by the mysterious nature." It would be bad to run into the bed of my god-sama (かみさん)."

"Hey! What are you black-hearted spearmen alluding to? Hey! Is that also Ah Yin, my god (wife) sir!?" Sakata Yintoki finished speaking dissatisfiedly before he realized, "Hey? Do you still remember Ah? Silver me?"

"Have you finally lost your mind by drinking?" On the other side, Scarlet, who was wearing a priestess costume, walked over and took a look at Gintoki Sakata, "That's right, then let Yato dump you."

"...How dissatisfied are you two with me, you bastard!" Sakata Gintoki twitched his mouth and rolled his eyes, "Give up, you two will wait longer after I hang up on Ayin." face me."

Ignoring the complacent Sakata Gintoki, Fei directly changed the subject: "Yato is not here now, he just answered a call to complete the commission, if you want to find him, come later."

Dilumdo on the side nodded, and then said: "Mr. Sakata, if you want to spend some time, please help me take care of the painted horse stand over there."

"Ah Yin, I'm not here for dinner, hey!" Sakata Yintoki paused after speaking, and immediately asked, "...By the way, what are we having for lunch?"

"..."

When Diarmuid looked at Sakata Yin speechlessly, he didn't make a sound.

Didn't you come here for a meal?

"Oh, that's right," Fei turned her head to look at Sakata Yinshi, "When I went out these days, I saw that the owner of Wanshiwu changed. The work efficiency and income are very good. You finally gave up your position. What? Speaking of which, the new boss looks a lot like you."

"It's not just the face, even the name is very similar," Yato who just came back interjected, holding his chin with one hand and said seriously, "Because of his good work efficiency, I have received a lot less phone calls recently. Yinshi, your long-lost brother is really amazing."

"Say that other men are great in front of me, Ah Yin, Yato-chan, don't you want to get out of bed?"

Yato immediately exploded: "... What are you talking about in the public! Hey=dish=!"

"Ayin, I am clearly expressing my feelings, and Yato-chan, don't you often say to me, Ayin, 'No more', 'It's amazing', '[beep——]' and other words? Sure enough, whether it is a god or a People, they only become honest when they are in bed~"

"I didn't say these things, bastard, you can't even think about coming here for the last month!" Yato said and turned to look at Diarmuid, "You must guard my room at night, Diarmuid."

Diarmuid nodded immediately: "Okay, Yato-sama."

"...Hey! Do you want to be so ruthless! Both Ah Yin and I will feel lonely for a month!"

"The lord is actually here," Fei interrupted the conversation between the two of Yato, pointing at the person walking beside Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi.

Sakata Yinshi immediately rolled up his sleeves when he saw it: "...don't talk about anything else, if that bastard is here to snatch Ah Yin and my wife, I will definitely fight him!"

Yato: "Yinshi, you are the one who got married, not me."

"The point is this? Yato-chan, what you complained about is wrong, hey!" Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, "Shouldn't you shout something like 'You are so handsome, Gintoki' at this time?"

Yato directly ignored Sakata Gintoki's words, and turned to look at Diarmuid: "Shall we have curry for lunch?"

"Be good, Yato-sama."

Sakata Gintoki: "...Hi=dish=!"

"Kin-chan, look quickly," Kagura said immediately when he found Sakata Gintoki, "It's that strange person in the morning, why is he here too?"

"It's too impolite to say that, Kagura-chan, maybe the other party is here to pay homage," Shimura Shinpachi on the side nodded politely at Sakata Gintoki, then turned to Sakata Kintoki and said, "Kin-san used to be almost I have to come here every day, but I don’t come here these days, is there a conflict with Ye Dou-sang?”

Kagura pinched her nostrils: "It is said that husband and wife quarrel at the end of the bed, Jin-chan, you can have a generous [beep--] or something, and you will be reconciled the next day, Aru."

A trace of doubt flashed in Sakata Kintoki's eyes: "What are you talking about..."

"Huh? Jinsang, have you lost your memory?" Shimura Shinpachi said in surprise, "You don't remember Yatosan, no wonder you haven't come here these days, obviously you used to be so shameless..."

Why?What a shameless...how is it going?Did Jinsang really do such a thing?The picture in my memory seems to be a bit inconsistent with the person in front of me, with a subtle sense of dissonance.

Kagura also glanced at Sakata Kintoki in a strange way, then looked sideways at the place where Yato and the others were standing, and found Fei shaking her head, silently swallowed back what she wanted to say, and changed the subject: " Compared to that, Jin-chan, let's hang an ema!"

Shimura Shinpachi also came to his senses, pushed down his glasses and responded, "By the way, please help my sister to go back safely."

Although a little puzzled by the reaction of the two, Sakata Kintoki looked in the direction Kagura had looked at before, and found that there was no one else except Sakata Gintoki, so he didn't think about it, smiled and said to the Kagura two: "Okay, by the way, bring back a copy for Granny Dengshi and the others."

Looking at the figures of the three walking away, Yato and the others were silent for a while, and looked at Sakata Gintoki in unison.Sakata Gintoki spread out his hands: "As you can see, now the entire Kabukicho except you, everyone has forgotten the existence of Yinwo."

"The bond between people is not something that can be easily replaced. If it is so easy, I don't need to cut off the fate." Yato said and patted Sakata Gintoki's shoulder, " You still exist in their memory, but you need to remove the shadow covered by the other party yourself."

"And, in our eyes."

"That guy named Sakata Kintoki."

"Not human."

After hearing what Yato and the other three had said, Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a while: "The bridge bean sack! Isn't it human?"

"That's right," Yato nodded, "He should be a robot like Xiaoyu downstairs."

Sakata Gintoki: "...Excuseme has been messing around for a long time not because the production team took bribes, but because the whole street was brainwashed by robots. Hey!?"