[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Sakata Gintoki opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar Tianpo, rubbed his head and sat up. When he realized that he was only wearing a pair of underwear, Ban was stunned for a second, then turned around and found that the quilt beside him had bulged into a bag, and there was obviously a person inside. At that time, he felt that the world had played a huge joke on him.

This feeling reached its peak when he found out that the person under the quilt was an old woman, and she was the old woman he was very familiar with.

"[Beep——]!! Ah Yin, how can I be so hungry!" Sakata Yinshi instantly petrified on the spot with a dazed expression, and his whole body faded. After a few seconds, he jumped up from the bed and lowered his head. Looking at the non-stop thoughts between my legs, "Hey! What did you unscrupulous guy do when Ah Yin and I were drunk and unconscious!? It was agreed a long time ago that it was only for that bastard Only God will stand up! How can you repair the only gun barrel that you promised to do! It hasn’t been three years yet and you have done such a thing!”

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki looked up at Toshi, who was putting on his clothes silently, and felt a violent blow to his chest. After he reacted, he hugged his clothes and ran to the toilet to vomit.

"I'm going to die, Ah Yin, how can I... vomit..." Sakata Yinshi wiped his mouth with a green face, "No way! I can't remember what happened last night at all!... Vomit... ..."

Ten minutes later, Sakata Gintoki walked out of the hotel with him, looking overwhelmed, but subconsciously said: "Holding, I'm sorry, I don't remember what happened last night."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki seemed to give himself a mouthful.

What the hell is this scumbag's tone of voice that he didn't admit to what he did?Ah Yin is definitely not that scumbag!Ah Yin is a man with a wife!

Thinking of this, the corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched: Yabai, you must not let Yato know about this! !

"Yes, is that so? Actually, I don't remember anything," said Dengshi on the side, averting his gaze. "Isn't that just right? None of us remember anything. Nothing happened, so That's the best thing, let's forget about it."

——If you can forget, you will have ghosts! How can you repair it! !

Sakata Gintoki's eyes sunk deeply, and his face became paler and paler.This kind of tone and reaction is obviously what happened, it must be teasing him! ?He definitely didn't do anything to offend Yato, hey! !

After the two separated and left, Sakata Gintoki still had a skeptical expression on his life, thinking about what happened since he opened his eyes, and felt his stomach churning instantly.

"Ouch... I, I'm going to die!!" Sakata Gintoki's eyes were watery, "I don't know if the nausea is because of a hangover, or because of some other reason. Other reasons... vomit... "

When Sakata Yinshi almost calmed down, he raised his sleeve and wiped the corners of his mouth, clenched his fists: "No! I can't go back with peace of mind if I don't find out what happened last night."

Thinking of this, Sakata Gintoki immediately went to the group of people who drank together yesterday.

After turning around in a circle... squatting on the side of the park bench with his face ashen, covering his face.Thinking of the reactions of Shimura Miaokuhei Tsukiyei Sarutobi and others, I feel that I can directly cut seppuku now.

How many people did he sleep with in one night!What nonsense, he has no impression at all, bastard!

Especially there is an old woman and a MADAO inside! !

After a few days, Sakata Gintoki finally calmed the six people temporarily with Hattori Zenzo's bad idea, but Sakata Gintoki said that he had been on six boats these days... oh, including Yato, It should be the feeling of stepping on seven boats, it almost tortured him until he vomited blood, exhausted physically and mentally.

Fortunately, Yato is not in Kabukicho these days. Instead, he took Fei and Diarmuid to go to the hot springs, saying that it was a condolence trip after a busy year.Sakata Gintoki originally wanted to take Kagura and the others with him, but because Mother Toshi and the others said they were going to hold a year-end party, they stayed.

And as soon as this year-end party drank, something happened to him.He should be thankful that Ye Dou is not around these days, otherwise he really has something to say.

But... we must deal with all this before Yato comes back! !

Even though he thought so, Sakata Gintoki didn't know what to do, and in the end he was invited by everyone except Hasegawa to see some astrology exhibition at the same place on the same day.

Sakata Gintoki stood at the entrance and saw a row of five sausage-mouthed inflatable dolls around him who were dressed the same as him. He paused for a second, then turned around and saw Hattori who was hiding in the grass and gave him a thumbs up. Dirty, only spit out two words: "Hehe."

"Don't worry, don't worry, this is your shadow avatar, the quality of the manufacturer's products is guaranteed."

"Unless those guys have a problem with their eyes, it is absolutely impossible to admit their mistake!" Sakata Gintoki's head was throbbing with veins, "What kind of low-quality shadow clone is this, bastard, are ninjas such unreliable professions? These things are even worse than Naruto's original transformation, hey!"

"Aren't Naruto's multiple shadow clones amazing? You will be very powerful after a while." Quanzo Hattori comforted, "Hey, let's not talk about it, people are here."

Gintoki Sakata stared stiffly at the person who walked in, and just as he was about to say hello, he found that the person was walking towards the inflatable clone behind him, pulled it and disappeared into the entrance ticket gate, and the next few people were like this, completely ignoring it Knowing him as the rightful owner, he ran towards the inflatable doll and walked over.

After everyone left, the corners of Sakata Yinshi's eyes twitched: "Hehe, I really have problems with my eyes. Ah Yin, I didn't look like that, okay?"

"Silver time? What are you doing here dressed like this?"

Hearing such a familiar voice.Sakata Gintoki's body froze, and his neck turned around like a clockwork.The corner of his mouth twitched, and he stammered, "Yo, yo~ Ye Dou-chan, what a coincidence... No, so you came back from a trip hahahahahahahaha."

When Yato looked at Gin Sakata, who was wearing a suit inexplicably strangely, he reached out and touched the other person's head: "You're sweating a lot, have a fever?"

"That's right! Ah Yin, I feel like I'm sick!" Sakata Gintoki nodded immediately, with a dark expression, "I feel like I'm not well."

"It's okay, right? It's better for you to go back and rest quickly," Yato said as he knocked his hands. "It happens that I'm going to Master House to give Kagura and the others some souvenirs from their trip, so let's go back together."

"No no no no! No need!" Sakata Gintoki immediately shook his head and said in a panic, "My illness was cured when I saw you, ahahahahahaha."

"Your attitude is a bit subtle," Yato pinched his chin and looked up and down at Sakata Gintoki, "Gintoki, you can't hide something from me, right?"

"How is it possible! You have to believe in your husband's character!" Sakata Yinshi patted his chest, and then said, "He's all yours from head to toe, damn~! Wait till you go back at night and reward me, Yin, why? So~ hey hey."

"Hey, what the hell is husband!" Ye Dou's ears turned red, and he took a step back, "But you can't change the way you speak with a yellow accent, hey!"

"Yato-chan, don't you think people who work while talking yellow accents are very attractive!" Sakata Gintoki winked, then pushed Yato's back and walked out of the park, "Okay, okay Ye Dou-chan, you should go to Master House to deliver things to those two little ghosts, Ah Yin, I will go back later, and the commission has not been completed yet."

Yato, who was pushed out, tilted his head and looked at Sakata Gintoki for a while, his eyes lit up: "That's good, I will accompany you to do the task, so that we can go back sooner."

Facing Yato's shining eyes, Sakata Gintoki, who had no way to refuse, said dryly: "Okay, okay. Let's treat it as a date, ahahahaha."

But at this moment, Sakata Gintoki's inner villain is going crazy: Oops, Oops!This is the rhythm of the Shura field! !

And Quanzo Hattori, who was hiding in the grass, looked at Gintoki Sakata questioningly and talked to himself, almost thinking that the other party was shocked by this incident and had mental problems.Yato, who noticed the line of sight in the grass, squatted down, stretched out his hand and patted the opponent's shoulder: "You have been looking at us since just now, do you have something to say?"

Hattori Zenzo stared stiffly at the hand on his shoulder, then at Yato who 'suddenly' appeared in front of him, and shouted loudly after recovering: "Ghost!!"

Yato: "That's too rude, I'm a great god, not a ghost!"

"Let's go, Yato-chan, let's leave this strange person alone," Sakata Gintoki said while wrapping his arms around Yato's shoulder, "Let's go on a date!"

Looking at the back of Sakata Gintoki leaving, Hattori Zenzo silently twitched the corner of his mouth.

He respected the other party as a man, and even took the initiative to lead the suspected other half into the huge Shura field.He felt that he didn't even need to use shit to escape, the other party could kill him by himself, he seemed to be able to foresee the lively scene in the future, Keke.

In fact, Hattori Quanzo's guesses were all correct. Half an hour later, he saw the bruised and swollen Sakata Gintoki being tied up by several women, and the person he brought in was standing not far away with a very delicate expression After looking at each other for a while, he left without looking back.

And Yinshi Sakata stretched out Erkang's hand and shouted quickly: "Wait! Listen to my explanation, Yato-chan, all of this is force majeure, Yin, I was drunk at the time!!"

Shimura Tae and others subconsciously turned their heads to look at the position where Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand, but they saw nothing.

Audience: ... Hey, this guy won't be stimulated to cause problems, right?

Although they thought so in their minds, they still tied Sakata Gintoki to a tree in the field and hung them up overnight as planned.And the whole night, Sakata Gintoki was languidly thinking about how to please and win back Yato.Until Hattori Quanzo found Sakata Gintoki and put him down, Sakata Gintoki still looked listless.

"everything is over?"

Sakata Gintoki lowered his head and said listlessly, "Ah, in a sense, that's true."

"At least your life is still alive," Hattori Zenzo comforted, and by the way, he put the wine and bowl in his hand on the ground and poured a glass to Sakata Yin, "Drink it, and forget about all the troubles. "

"...How can I still be in the mood to drink?" Sakata Gintoki said, pouring the wine in the bowl on the ground, "I have been thinking these days, if I don't drink alcohol, it will be fine. Alcohol is really harmful Ah Yin, I lost my wife because of this. I won’t drink it, and I won’t drink it in the future.”

"When did you get married? Or are you still immersed in the days when you were on six boats?" Quanzo Hattori subconsciously complained, and then said with relief, "But if you have such determination, I think they will forgive you. If you don't believe me, you can look at the bowl in your hand."

Sakata Yinshi looked down subconsciously, and found that the words 'Tricky Success' were written in a big red marker in the bowl, and his whole body petrified in place, his expression blank.

When he came back to his senses, he found that Hattori Quanzo had greased the soles of his feet and ran away. He immediately gritted his teeth and shouted: "You bastards! Ah Yin, I will definitely take my revenge back!!"

After shouting, Sakata Gintoki quickly ran towards the shrine. No matter what, he must coax his wife well before taking revenge!

Sakata Gintoki didn't even change his embarrassing attire, and ran into the shrine in the dark: "Yato-chan, listen to my explanation! Ah Yin, I was actually tricked by those people, and the previous things didn't happen at all. happened before!"

"Yato-chan! Whether it's Ah Yin, me or little Ah Yin, it's yours alone, and no one else has touched it!"

"Open the door, Yato-chan! It's so cold outside QAQ, I've been hung up in the wild for two weeks, blah blah QAQ"

"Yato, your husband, I'm going to die, open the door!"

After knocking for a long time, the door finally opened. Diarmuid looked at the miserable Sakata Yinshi outside the door, and said with a delicate expression: "...Actually, Kagura and the others sent a videotape to Yato-sama earlier."

Suddenly, the corner of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched with a bad feeling: "...Isn't that the video tape I thought of?"

"That's what you think," Fei Ye appeared at the door, and said with a smile, "That expression at the end is really classic."

"Pfft hahahahahahahaha! Yinshi's expression is so stupid, I can laugh for a year hahahahahahahahaha!"

Hearing the laughter from Yato in the room, Gintoki Sakata darkened silently, walked into the room and said to Diarmuid and Fei: "Yato and I need to settle some personal matters, I can trouble you to go tonight Do you want to stay overnight in the house of all things?"

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki closed the door, came to the back of Yato and looked at the other person rolling on the ground with a smile, and withdrew a kind smile: "Is it interesting, Yato-chan~ Let me see it too , isn’t it that funny?”

"It's really super funny, you too..." Halfway through speaking, Yato swallowed the rest of the words after reacting, and moved back as he watched Sakata Gintoki approaching, "Wait! Gintoki, what are you doing? "

"What the hell are you!" Sakata Gintoki smiled evilly, pulled off his clothes, and grabbed Yato, "You feel very comfortable watching the show, so Yato-chan, you definitely won't mind letting Ah Yin I feel comfortable too, right?"

"I took it seriously at first!" Yato, who was suppressed, said quickly, "It's been a while since I was sad, and I only got the videotape from Kagura Shinpachi this afternoon to know the truth!!"

Hearing Yato's words, Sakata Gintoki paused, and said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, although the story is false, I still make you sad, Ayin."

Yato turned his head slightly, responded in a low voice, and then said, "I'm also sorry, I shouldn't see you smiling so happily after being punished."

"It's okay, it's fine if you're happy anyway." After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki's tone changed, "But after you're happy, Yato-chan, now you have to comfort Ah Yin that I'm happy. We didn't meet at all in those days, I miss you, Ah Yin, and of course, little Ah Yin also misses you, so...you understand."

"Hey...?? Wait! Isn't this matter overturned?"

"I haven't turned the page, Ah Yin, how could I give up my meat. What's more, the guys who got in the way were all driven away by Ah Yin. It would be a sin not to take advantage of this good time to do something."

"Silver, I think...um..."

Sakata Gintoki kept Yato's words in his mouth, and after kissing enough, he raised his head, stretched out his hand and wiped the transparent line drawn from the corner of his mouth, and gave a wicked smile: "Ayin, I think Yato-chan, you taste very good. Xiang. So officials, let's not waste time, let's get to the point. My god, let's have sex!"

Yato: "...Can't you be a little more reserved when speaking!!?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Don't Yato-chan think this is more interesting?"

Yato: ...you are such a jerk, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!