[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

[[-]. The occasion of Shuten and Ibaraki]

Shuten-douji felt like he had a migraine.

Let’s not mention a group of shikigami with problematic brain circuits in the yard who are keen to make trouble every day, and his own onmyoji’s brain is stupid, the most important thing is... behind him is a hard-core perverted idiot, or that The kind that can't go away no matter how hard you beat.

Up to now, he recalled the scene of being surrounded by fifty idiots who would not let go of a minute, and kept thinking about it all day long, and he still felt a headache.

"My best friend, today's you..."

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Shuten reflexively raised the wine gourd on his back and sprayed it in the direction of the sound. After seeing the white-haired idiot opposite him being smashed into the ground, he put down the gourd in relief, turned around and left.

Why is it so difficult to find a quiet place to drink! !

Looking at the back of Shuten-douji leaving, Zeyuan Chu squatted down and poked Ibaraki-douji on the ground: "Why do you say you are always pestering Jiuten like this, he will naturally find you annoying."

"My friend..."

Looking at Ibaraki Doji, whose head was sunk into the ground, still not forgetting the image of tremblingly stretching out Erkang's hand in the direction of Shuten, Ze Yuanchu's black line was drawn down, and he was pulled up from the ground: "You..."

I was about to say comfort, but when I saw the other person's eyes sparkle, he said, "This terrifying aura and aura are worthy of being my best friend Shuten Doji." After saying ''I feel the mood of a close friend from the strong demon power hit just now', I silently swallowed back what I wanted to say.Ze Yuanchu let go of his hand, allowing the other party to chase after him while shouting 'my friend, wait for me'.

On the other side, Shuten-douji, who had just walked out of the courtyard, heard a familiar shout from behind before he could relax. A vein popped out of his head, and he turned his head and squinted at Ibaraki-douji who was running over. Feeling emotional, he held the wine gourd and sprayed the opponent for 5 minutes, then bent down to pick up Ibaraki Doji who fell on the ground, and used all the demon power in his body to directly throw the opponent away.

After finishing all this, Shuten-douji clapped his hands, turned towards the flower street of monsters, found a shop at random, opened a room, and finally drank wine to his heart's content.As for where the idiot Ibaraki was thrown, Shuten said that he didn't care at all.It would be even better if it was thrown directly into the sea of ​​Arakawa and turned into salted fish.

The wine brewed by the monsters is very mellow and has great stamina.Although Shuten-douji is an alcoholic, he can get drunk if he drinks too much.

After drinking for a whole day, Shuten Douzi's consciousness finally became a little blurred. He glanced at the sky outside and decided not to go back tonight.

Jiu Tun, who planned to stay, turned his head to look at the female monster who walked into the room not long ago and poured him wine. He vaguely felt that the other party looked familiar, but he quickly ignored the question and said, "This Grandpa needs to rest."

The female monster took a few glances at Shuten-douji, and tidied up the bedding very sensibly.Just when Jiu Tun was about to open his mouth to let the other party go out, he saw the other party get into bed and lie down naturally.

Shuten: ...Although it is said to be a service staff in Huajie, this monster is quite self-conscious.

Thinking of this, Jiu Tun walked over and lifted the quilt, and just about to lift the other party out with his hands close to the other's neck, he heard——

"Even if my friend is drunk, he still has a domineering air!" Ibaraki said, his eyes sparkling with excitement, "Let's have a fight, best friend!"

Hearing such a familiar sentence pattern and watching the person on the opposite side turn into Ibaraki-douji after a puff of white smoke, a clear vein popped out of Shuten-douji's head immediately.Shuten-douji, who already had a headache after drinking alcohol, got even worse after facing Ibaraki-douji who was talking non-stop and didn't intend to stop talking.

I don't know what's wrong with Shuten holding Ibaraki's collar, and directly lowered his head to cover the other's chattering mouth.After a few seconds, seeing the other party's eyes wide open and finally calmed down, Shuten-douji was very satisfied, and before he could feel relieved enough, he heard another round of chattering from Ibaraki on the opposite side.

"You have such high energy, you definitely don't mind doing something else to dissipate your excess energy, right?" Shuten-douji pressed the other person on the bed directly, and tore the other person's clothes with his hands, "You are so self-conscious that you are on my bed That's it, my uncle will satisfy you."

"Friends, we..."

"you shut up!"

"Then dear friend, can you fight with me later?"

"If you still have the strength and energy."

"Hey? Wait! My friend, why are you taking off my pants?"

"... fuck you!"

"..."

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[[-]. Occasions for foolish onmyojis]

At the beginning, Zeyuan was a little worried about Shuten and Ibaraki who hadn't come back for a week. Although they would appear immediately after summoning them, he silently gave up this idea when he thought that this would lose his goodwill.

Moreover, it is common for the two to disappear for a few days from time to time. Usually Jiu Tun hides and is found by Ibaraki, and then Jiu Tun brings Ibaraki to him and asks him to lock the other party in the barrier for six hours.However, this is the first time that Xiang Xiang disappeared directly for a week. Thinking of the situation that Ibaraki followed Shuten to leave that day, maybe Shuten finally couldn't help the other party's demonic nature, let go and fight with the other party. .

Ze Yuan didn't know at first, and in a sense he guessed right, but the fight between Shuten and Ibaraki was just a fight between fairies. 【Hello!

After regaining his senses, Ze Yuan shook his head at the beginning, and walked towards the courtyard. Just as he appeased a group of little bean dings who were a little bored because the auntie went out, he saw an acquaintance walking in at the door.

"Hojo?"

Ze Yuanchu, who was about to stand up to greet him, let out a 'slap' and fell face-to-face.

Ze Yuanchu: ...the hateful lucky E attribute QAQ! !

"Stay flat, you don't have to give me such a big salute in the future," Hojo said in a mocking tone, and walked into the courtyard, bent over and stretched out his hand to Ze Yuanchu, "Do you want to lie on the ground forever?"

Ze Yuanchu thought to himself, "A little goblin with an arrogant, vicious tongue, and an upright body", but in action, he put his hand on the opponent's hand, stood up with strength and patted the ashes on his body: "Why did Hojo come to me when you have time? ?”

Hojo withdrew his hand and crossed his chest: "Master, it's your honor for me to come to you, do you have any objections?"

"I very much welcome Hojo to come to my place as a guest," Zeyuan Chu shook his hand and said with a smile, "Just two days ago, didn't you say that you would go to other places to compete with the companions from Yinyangliao? It's over so soon."

"There is a special teleportation formation in the room," Hojo roughly explained, and then said, "You might as well join the Yinyang room where the young master is. You, who are not strong at all, will become weaker after the two shikigami left. Already, I can still cover you, young master over there."

"Thank you for your kindness, but I want to improve my strength before going to your place," Zeyuan Chu said, smiling at Hojo, "After all, as your friend, it would be too embarrassing for them to laugh at you."

"Che..." Seeing Ze Yuanchu's smile, Hojo turned his head and did not deny the 'friend' the other party said, but said, "It is said that this young master will protect you, whoever dares to look down on you, this young master will take care of him."

Seeing Hojo's reddish ears, Zeyuan Chu raised the corner of his mouth again: "Hey, hey...you really are a reliable backer."

At this moment, Ze Yuanchu suddenly felt that the person in front of him was cute!

"That's right, don't look at who this young master is," Hojo said proudly, and then he remembered something and took out a small box and handed it to Ze Yuanchu, "This is a new product in the store, try it first and eat it Are there any side effects afterward?"

Ze Yuanchu, who had known for a long time that the shop in the other party’s house was pushing new pastries today, blinked, thinking that Gu Huo Niao had gone out because of this. poison."

Hojo snorted in satisfaction when he saw the other party's reaction, then took out a book from his arms and handed it to Ze Yuanchu: "This is the letter my father asked for from Abe Seimei-sama. I am tired of reading it, so I will give it to you. alright."

Ze Yuanchu was stunned for a moment, thinking of the other party's temperament, if he thanked him at this time, it would make the other party uncomfortable, so Ze Yuanchu just took the booklet solemnly, then took out a folding fan from his long sleeve and handed it to the other party: "I hope Hojo You can do this, I did it a few days ago when I had nothing to do, I hope you won't dislike it."

"Master, I will reluctantly accept your gift."

Hojo said so, but held the fan in his hand with a cautious attitude different from his words. Just as he was about to continue speaking, he felt a push from behind him, and then Ze Yuanchu's face continued to enlarge, and finally his lips pressed against the Another soft temperature.

Ze Yuanchu, Hojo: "...!???" Kiss, kiss!

"Ah, I was anxious to watch," Shantu came out from behind Ze Yuanchu, and said with a smile, "I'll just do you a favor. Don't thank me, I'm just afraid of being blinded by you."

"That's right," Yaodao Ji came out from behind Hojo, nodded and agreed with Shantu's words, "You can see the two of them greasy and crooked exuding a pink aura within five minutes of the mountain, and they still don't express their opinion after they are all like this. Don’t worry, I’ll summon them all, I’ve wanted to do this for a long time.”

"Okay! Let's go to Gu Huo Niao and the others, and leave time and space for them," Yaodao Ji picked up the mountain rabbit and walked towards the backyard. Before leaving, he did not forget to say, "Oh, don't worry, I will I will stop them from disturbing you within three hours."

After they all left, there was a sudden silence in the air.Ze Yuanchu looked at the other side who was uncharacteristically, and Hojo, who was blushing and silent, was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "I like you, what's your answer?"

"To be able to fall in love with me, young master, shows that you have good eyesight," Hojo said, his voice trailed off, he turned his head and paused for a few seconds before saying, "It's also your honor to be seen by me, young master."

There was a smile in Zeyuan's eyes at the beginning, and he nodded in response: "It's an honor."

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[[-]. Fei's little monologue extra]

Before being stripped of her name by Yato, Fei realized that one day, but she never regretted turning into Nora because of Yato.

That was the child she had watched grow up, and that was her family.

Yato was taught warmth and love by another artifact, taught how to be a true god.While she was relieved, she was also worried. After all, Yato's thoughts were too contrary to her father's, and it must be Yato who was hurt in the end.

Facts have proved that what she thought was right, she watched her father destroy the bond established by Yato again and again, watched Yato resist again and again but could not escape in the end, she could only silently look forward to the day in her heart, Yeto Dou can really break free.

There was nothing she could do to help Yato, she could only try to play the same role as the father for him as much as possible, and then fulfilled the other's orders time and time again, watching the gap between her and Yato grow wider.

Maybe her father was aware of her thoughts, so he arranged for her to do this.

In the end, when she lost her name and fell into the lake, she breathed a sigh of relief, and sincerely hoped that the other party could realize her wish and become a desirable god of good fortune.She was also relieved that there was an existence next to the other party who blocked his life to protect Yato, and finally became a wisher.

I thought that we could only be enemies when we met in the future, but I didn't expect to go back to the Edo period.It's a pity that their rift already existed at this time, but fortunately... Fortunately, the rift was not that deep.

The chance to do it again made her want to help Yato and choose a different path from the past.

But I didn't expect to fall into another time and space when I was chasing after Bishamon.Then she thought, since she had left that world and her father, she might as well start over with Yato here.

And she finally reconciles with Yato who has the same idea.

They groped and adapted to the new world step by step. After experiencing many things, Yato finally got his wish. He had his own shrine believer, and he also had someone who could share his pain and be able to accompany him and warm him.

She likes her current life very much, and she likes the current world very much.She hoped that Yato could continue to be happy like this forever.

And all of this is already the best gift for her.

----over----

The author has something to say:

Well, the article is officially over here.

Thank you for your company all the way. It's great that you don't dislike walnuts.

It’s still a bit sad to say parting, but it’s okay, we can see you in the next book www