[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Sakata Yinshi looked at the clothes that were cut by the wind blade between his legs, and his face suddenly turned pale 8 cold sweat broke out on his head: "[Beep——]!! It was only a few centimeters ago, Yin, I want to be with my little one. Brother bid farewell to the bastard in tears! This cannot be tolerated, it is related to the dignity of a man, absolutely cannot be tolerated!!"

"I can't bear it, but you're the one!" Yato turned his head to look at Sakata Gin when he heard that, the corners of his mouth twitched, "I think it's really fun for you to run away!"

When Sakata Gintoki heard this, his expression suddenly became serious, and he said solemnly to Yato: "You don't understand, this is a tactic! Sometimes a strategic retreat can bring victory! The so-called tolerance is calm for a while, and the sea and the sky can be broadened by taking a step back; a gentleman's revenge ten times The year is not too late; the neck is broken and there is a big scar, and after 18 years, he will be a good man again..."

Seeing Sakata Gintoki's serious nonsense, Yato couldn't help complaining: "I believe you have ghosts! And you didn't realize that the more you talk, the more you end up thinking about the next life in despair, right?"

Sakata Gintoki blinked, and immediately changed the subject: "Yoxi! Now the two of us think about how we can get out of the current situation. (The best experience in reading novels is here)"

Nighthawk: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "Speaking of Yato, don't you know how to teleport? Quickly take it out and let's withdraw!"

"I think so too! But the most important thing is that no one is calling me now!" Yato responded, picking up Sakata Gintoki's collar, dragging him to another place and continuing to run.

"By the way, let's just call Tokiomi!" Sakata Gintoki's eyes lit up, "In this way, even if the dark bererker teleports back with us, Tosaka Tokiomi is still there! Anyway, this time It's really his fault, and it's a man to throw it at him!"

Yato: "...What kind of enmity is this?"

Inside Tohsaka's residence, Tohsaka Tokiomi, who was arranging Kotomine Kirei's next plan through the magic loudspeaker (hey!), sneezed violently.

Tohsaka Tokiomi: I don’t know why, but he just intuitively sensed that someone was muttering about him!

On the other side, just as Yato and Sakata Gintoki were complaining, Bererker, who was chasing behind the two, raised an old car and threw it at them.Yato glanced at Sakata Gintoki, and threw the opponent into the sky again with force in his hand. He turned around and rushed towards the thrown car, kicked it back to Bererker, and then went very smoothly. When he caught Sakata Yin with the princess hug, he turned around and continued to run away.

Sakata Gintoki didn't make any awkward complaints about being hugged by the princess at all. Instead, he seemed very leisurely because he didn't have to run by himself and had free labor (Yato) to take him with him.He patted Ye Dou on the shoulder, bared his teeth and gave him a thumbs up: "Young man, you have good feet! You were indeed a little handsome just now, but it is still far behind Ah Yin."

Yato looked down at Sakata Yinshi, then let go of his hand and kicked his ass: "I'll give you a ride."

Sakata Gintoki, who was caught off guard and kicked out: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Yato didn't even look at the howling Sakata Gintoki, turned around and kicked the bererker who was chasing him again, and then... was thrown away by the opponent in the direction he kicked Sakata Gintoki.

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato who was flying towards him in the next step, and couldn't help but said: "Yo~ Brother, did you find that the night is so beautiful tonight, so you also come out to fly around to enjoy the scenery?"

Yato in mid-air ignored Sakata Gintoki's teasing, and shouted in the direction of Bererker: "If I didn't have a magic weapon in my hand, the black armor would have killed you a long time ago!!!"

At the same time, while Yato and Sakata Gintoki were admiring the romantic night scene, the Conqueror King Iskandar was walking on the road with a disheveled little r on a bullock cart in modern clothes.

Wei Bo felt that he could still save him, so he immediately said: "Rider, we were not invited, so it would be bad to break into Einsbern's castle right now!?"

"What's wrong?" The King of Conquerors looked at Weber suspiciously, then reached out and patted the wooden barrel next to him, "I went to drink with the King of Knights, not to fight."

"Idiot, idiot, idiot! It's not good anywhere, hey!!" Weber grabbed his hair tightly, his expression a little crazy, "Even if it's for drinking, you can go by yourself, why did you invite that Arer just now!... What did you think? !!?"

"Since we met, we naturally invited them together," Conqueror Wang heroically patted Weber on the back, laughed a few times, and said, "It's not very common for several kings to get together, and it just happens to be held today." A king's banquet."

Unable to resist, Weber, who was slapped on the wooden barrel of red wine: ...too assertive and good at acting, he is also a bit of an idiot in some respects, he feels so tired qaq for being an r! !

Just when Wei Bo gave up on himself, he suddenly heard a vague sound from a distance. He subconsciously stood up and looked over, and then found two familiar people flying one after the other in the night sky.

"Bang!" "Bang!"

Two loud bangs accompanied by smoke and dust filled the King Conqueror and Weber.The King of Conquerors pulled the reins to stop the bullock cart, looked at the smoke and dust, touched his chin and said, "The two people who fell just now should be the two who followed Arter the day before yesterday."

"It hurts, it hurts...!" Sakata Gintoki rubbed his ass and stood up limping, and he put his hand on the bullock cart of the King of Conquerors, "Ayin, my ass is about to break !! The tailbone hurts so much, how can it be repaired!"

Ye Dou vigorously got up from the ground, patted Sakata Gintoki's shoulder and said comfortingly, "It's enough to bear with it."

"Don't stand and talk without back pain, hey!" Sakata Gintoki turned his head to look at Yato, who was completely unaffected, feeling very unbalanced, "You were obviously smashed out by Heiwu even more forcefully, why is there nothing wrong!? "

Yeto pinched his waist and laughed when he heard it, and said very proudly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Envy, envy, hate!? This is the patent of the gods, worship quickly, stupid mortal!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato with dead eyes, then took out five yen from his pocket and threw it up and down, and said in a steady voice, "Come on, call yourself an idiot, this is yours."

Yato's expression changed instantly, and he looked at the money in Sakata Gintoki's hand with shining eyes, and immediately said loudly: "I'm an idiot!"

Sakata Yinshi threw the five-yen coin in his hand over, picked his nostrils and said, "Your integrity is shattered, you poor god."

Yato responded calmly: "The useless natural roll, I learned it all from you."

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a few seconds, then took out a five-yen coin and threw it into the distance: "Like a dog barking, that little fairy just now is yours!"

Yato rushed out instantly, and opened his mouth without hesitation: "Wow!"

Seeing this series of interactions, King Conqueror laughed and said, "The relationship between you two is really good!"

The corner of Wei Bo's mouth twitched slightly when he heard his words: ...there may be some problems with the eyes of his servants, so it's a good relationship as it is now! ?

Sorry, he really doesn't understand the way Heroic Spirits get along with each other.