[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Yato and Sakata Gintoki played happily with the pachinko all day. Because they had so much money that was not their own to lose, they said that the final result is not important, the key is that they are in a good mood ~ Of course, After the two of them finished playing, Yato did not forget the business that Tosaka Tokiomi entrusted to him, after all he received the sesame oil.

"Yinshi, speaking of which, where do we go to find the members of Group R?" Yato pinched his chin and thought for a while, "I don't even know what they look like, and I don't understand what magic power fluctuations are at all, so how can we find them? "

"No way," Sakata Gintoki patted Yato's shoulder, and said seriously, "Just leave everything to Yin and I'll be fine."

"Gintoki, can you understand?" Yato asked in surprise.

"Hmm...Although I don't understand what magic fluctuations are, I think it's something like dynamic light waves?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils and looked at Yato with dead fish eyes.

The corners of Ye Dou's mouth twitched and he couldn't help complaining: "...Since you don't know, how did you say that you gave everything to you just now?"

"Ah, it's probably because the world is full of love," Sakata Gintoki replied erratically, and then glanced at the person who walked past just now, his eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and patted Yato's face Shoulder, "Look, Father Dead Fish Eyes has appeared, let's follow to see the excitement~"

"Is it really okay for you to complain about other people's dead fish eyes as a dead fish eye?" Yato subconsciously complained, and then sneaked behind each other with Sakata Gintoki, "Speaking of which, we are completely like Stowe now." Are you stuck?"

"No, we are helping Tokiomi take care of his apprentice," Sakata Gintoki said with a serious expression, "If Father Dead Fish Eyes is in any danger..."

Yato immediately interrupted Sakata Gintoki's words when he heard it, and took out his mobile phone to look at each other with bright eyes: "We just took pictures of each other with our mobile phones, and then tweeted... Ah, wrong! It was sent to Toki minister!"

Sakata Gintoki: "Shouldn't you come forward to rescue me when you encounter such a situation? Hey! Your brain is really not ordinary."

Ye Dou was proud: "That is, how can I say that I am also a god, so I am naturally different!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato with a stupid expression and looked particularly unworthy of a beating with his dead fish eyes, silently raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Oh!"

Yeto covered his head and stared at Sakata Gintoki: "I'll tell you, brat, I will fight back!"

"Ah, I'm so sorry," Sakata Gintoki scratched his hair, and said in an unwavering voice, "I saw a huge bee on the back of your head just now, so I patted it."

Veins twitched in Ye Dou's head: "Are you lying to ghosts!?"

Sakata Gintoki turned his head and pointed not far away: "Look at how beautiful the scenery is!"

They also glanced at the trash can over there, and silently rolled up their sleeves.But before he could make a move, he was interrupted by a voice full of hatred.

"Kill them... berserker!"

As the voice fell, the pitch-black Heroic Spirit rushed towards Sakata Gintoki and Yato quickly, grabbed a telephone pole as a weapon by the side of the road, and struck towards them.

Yato and Sakata Gintoki's expressions were all terrified, and they retreated subconsciously.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Along with the loud noise, the smoke and dust also rose high.Yato grabbed Sakata Gintoki's arm with one hand and led him to the nearby factory.

"The person who appeared just now is the owner of the Berserker, right? Why did he do it if there was a disagreement!?" Yato dodged the Berserker's attack while grabbing Sakata Gintoki, and looked sideways at the silent man from just now. Sakata Gintoki.

"Yato-chan, it's a bit troublesome to explain this matter. To put it simply, it can be summed up in one sentence. That is——it's all Tokiomi's fault!" Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato beside him with a serious face, " do you understand?"

The corner of Yetou's mouth twitched, and he threw Sakata Gintoki into the sky. He jumped up from the spot to avoid the electric pole thrown by the berserker, and at the same time shouted: "I don't understand, hey!!"

"To be more specific, it's probably the Shura field caused by the triangle relationship," Sakata Gintoki said leisurely when he was thrown into the air without any panic. , "How should I put it, actually this time it's really Tokiomi's fault."

Sakata Gintoki sighed: "Tokiomi snatched away the girl that Berserker's r liked, and made two children after sleeping. Then he handed over a child to the perverted hands. Berserker who knows all this The r is perverted. Now the two of us bear the identity of Tokiomi's Heroic Spirit, so now we are lying on the ground."

"...The Asura Field is really scary." Sakata Gintoki sighed.

Sensing the murderous berserker behind him, Ye Dou twitched his mouth slightly: "Now is not the time to lament this! First of all, don't we need to think about how to escape from this situation!?"

"Ya Butterfly! Ah Yin, I'm just a *mortal body. Although I'm a pig's foot of the jump series, I don't have any magical abilities at all! I must be dead against that guy!??" Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato very solemnly, "So it's time for you to come forward. As a god, you must be able to do something!? Don't all gods have great abilities that are unknown!? Come on, Yato-chan! Now is the time to show your heroism!"

Nighthawk: "..."

Sensing Yato's subtle silence, Sakata Gintoki was also silent for a few seconds, and then yelled loudly: "...Damn! Don't tell Ah Yin that you have nothing to do, hey!"

"If there is a way, I won't run away all the time!!" Yeto also responded loudly, "Damn! If the artifact is there, I won't run away!"

"So you don't have a magic weapon in your hand now!?" Sakata Gintoki found the point in the words, "Leaving the weapon at home when you go out is like finding your little brother Yang [beep——] when you want to [beep——] —] It’s the same, fuck it!!”

Listening to Sakata Gintoki's long string of words, Yato glared fiercely: "Whose fault do you think this is all about, brat!?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Is it my fault!?"

Yato: "Don't blame you, do you want to blame Tokiomi!?"

"Maybe it's Tokiomi's fault!" Sakata Gintoki looked serious, "Anyway, he has been blamed so much, this one is not bad!"

"Tokiomi...it's all Tokiomi's fault!!!"

The sudden appearance of the voice made Yato and Sakata Gintoki stop their unhealthy quarrel, and looked towards the source of the sound in unison.

Matou Kariya raised his right hand, coughed and said intermittently: "I order you in the name of the command spell..., berserker... kill them with all my strength."

Yato and Sakata Gintoki saw that their aura instantly went up a notch, howling loudly, the corner of Berserker's mouth twitched fiercely: "Damn!! Since it's Tokiomi's fault, don't look for us, hey!"

"Oh!"

Responding to the duo was the giant steel bar that berserker picked up from the ground and threw it at them.

Yato, Sakata Gintoki: Tokiomi = dish =! ! ! !