[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Hearing King Conqueror's voice, Sakata Gintoki and Yatoya stopped their movements immediately, turned to look at the two on the bullock cart, and fell into an embarrassing silence for a while.

Sakata Gintoki, Yato: What happened just now won't be watched by the whole audience, right? ?Hey... It feels so good, so embarrassing, what the hell!I lost my face to another dimension!

The King of Conquerors didn't feel the delicate atmosphere at all, and after a few laughs, he said naturally, "Why didn't you two fall from the sky instead of being with Archer?"

"All this is our Mashita (r)'s fault!" Sakata Gintoki straightened his expression and said, "Originally, we were strolling through the streets at night and wanted to get something to eat, so we asked a little bit by the way. Check out the news from Group R."

Wei Bo got off the black line, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: ... Is it just a way to inquire about news?

"Then the two of us were attacked by a black berserker," Yato continued on the sidelines, following Sakata Gintoki's words, with a rare serious expression, "We were smashed by a telegraph pole head-on, and then we were chased by the other party all the time." Killed, and finally kicked into the sky. The two of us have no weapons and can't transform into spirits, so we have to flee all the way, which is super dangerous!"

The corners of Weber's mouth twitched slightly at this time, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for Tohsaka Tokiomi.He looked at Yato and couldn't help but said: "...you just said that you can't transform into a spirit body and don't have a weapon. Have you considered your feelings?"

Yato blinked, reached out and tapped his forehead, and stuck out his tongue: "Hey xd, I forgot."

Sakata Gintoki on the side picked his nostrils, flicked off the unknown black object on it, and said indifferently: "It's a man to say it, anyway, it's all Tokiomi's fault that caused this."

Webber: I don't know why, but now he doesn't feel congested at all because the rider revealed his real name as soon as he came on stage.

The Conqueror expressed appreciation for Yato and Sakata Gintoki's bold behavior of not hiding their weaknesses, so he said, "Since we met, do you want to go to the castle of Einzbern together?"

Wei Bo turned around immediately when he got here: "Wait, you don't mean to..."

Before Wei Bo finished speaking, he was interrupted by the King of Conquerors.He patted the wooden barrel beside him, and grinned at Yato and Sakata Gintoki: "There will be a banquet in a while, and when I met Kim Pika before, I invited him. Since you are his subjects, you just happen to be together." Go and join."

Yato and Sakata Gintoki moved their noses when they heard King Conqueror's words, their eyes lit up when they saw the big wooden barrel on the bullock cart, and they appeared on the left and right of King Conqueror in the next moment, and they hooked their shoulders and laughed very much. happy.

Yato stood directly on the wine barrel because of his height problem. He patted King Conqueror on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "Hey, thank you for your invitation, big man. It doesn't matter how much you drink this wine, right?"

"No problem!" The Conqueror waved his hand boldly, picked up the reins and drove directly to the castle on the outskirts of Einsberen's house, "Good wine is only delicious if you share it with others. If you don't have any spare, go to the store to get some."

Weber on the side complained directly: "You're robbing, not taking, hey!"

"Yu is the King of Conquerors, and things must be robbed to be more in line with Yu's title!" The King of Conquerors laughed and said, "The things you rob are your own!"

Weber: ...Who will save his family's three views?

"Ahahahahahahaha, brother Hongmao, you are so right!" Sakata Gintoki stepped on the railing of the bullock cart, stretched out his hand and waved forward, and said loudly, "It's something that was stolen from someone else!" It feels more comfortable to use! Come on, let Ah Yin conquer the stars and sea together!"

"By the way, I will spread my name a lot," Yato clenched his fists and looked forward with sparkling eyes, "A bright future is waiting not far away! Let's conquer the whole earth and spread the Yato religion." Bar!"

King Conqueror also felt inexplicably ignited when he heard the words of the two Yatos. After laughing for a while, driving was even more discriminatory.He turned his head to look at Yato and Sakata Gintoki and said, "Yuhe appreciates you two, how about it, do you want to leave Kim Pika's place and join me under the command of the king?"

After hearing this, Yato and Sakata Gintoki said in unison, "No!"

"Why?" King Conqueror blinked, "Yu thinks we are more compatible."

Sakata Yinshi patted King Conqueror on the shoulder, and said with a sigh: "The key is that you don't have the golden rule on you to make me feel European, and you don't have gold to give me, Ah Yin at any time."

Yeto also sighed and said: "Yes, the gold armor given by the king before can be exchanged for a lot of money after it is sold."

Sakata Gintoki said seriously: "If you are rewarded with anything, it must be gold. It's a lot of money! Besides... we are still very principled people (no wonder), since we have chosen (received) (arrived) (Huang Zi (Jin)) who has become (the king’s minister) naturally won’t turn his back halfway!”

Weber: Huh?Could it be that he was hallucinating just now?Why do I always feel that the last sentence is a bit wrong? Hey!

The Conqueror King shook his head: "That's really a pity."

Sakata Yinshi patted King Conqueror on the shoulder, put up a thumbs up and said with a smile, "Brother Hongmao, you don't have to think so much, let's drink more and get drunk to relieve our worries!"

Yetou patted his chest, grinned and showed his big white teeth, and smiled brightly: "That's right, I'll drink with you until you're not drunk!"

King of Conquerors: "Good!"

Seeing the trio of brothers and sisters hanging shoulder to shoulder, Wei Bo's mouth twitched, and he covered his face tiredly and knelt down to stop making a sound.

In other words, if he remembers correctly, the Holy Grail War is a cruel war in which seven groups of people fight each other, right?Then what the hell is this happy, harmonious and friendly scene that appears in front of him now?

When the King of Conquerors forcibly broke through the barrier of Einsbern and appeared in front of Saber, it was obvious that Saber saw this combination, and a kind of confusion also arose in her mind, but she quickly recovered, with an expression of Seriously looking at the few people standing on the bullock cart.

Saber reached out and stopped Irisviel next to her, and glanced at the clothes on Yato and the others: "The King of Conquerors and Archer's subordinates, is the purpose of your forcefully breaking in here to start a war?"

"Don't say that, King of Knights," the King of Conquerors scratched his cheeks and raised his mouth, "Don't wear such a disappointing costume as armor tonight, I don't mean to go to war. I heard that you have a castle, but I didn't expect to come in and see It's so shabby at once. Speaking of which, do you have a garden with a better view?"

Yetou patted the big wooden barrel beside him, gave a thumbs up and said, "Don't be nervous, we actually borrowed a place to drink!"

"That's right! You, King of Knights, come too," said the King of Conquerors, patting his chest. "It's rare for so many heroes to gather together. It's a pity not to have a drink."

Saber looked at the few people with a delicate expression, but said nothing: "..."

Sakata Gintoki blinked his dead fish eyes, and complained: "Ah, the big girl over there is looking at us with an 'mdzz' expression."

The corner of Wei Bo's mouth twitched when he heard it: "Hey! What the hell is the big sister called! Keep your voice down, the other side can hear you!"

Sakata Gintoki tilted his head and said seriously: "Young Webber, don't you feel that your voice is louder?"

Yato turned to look at Sakata Gintoki: "Gintoki, in fact, the focus should be on your phrase 'big sister'."

"Wait, isn't this the time to complain?" Weber on the side immediately said.

The King of Conquerors slapped Weber on the back, laughed twice and said to Yato and the others, "You two are really interesting."

Saber, who was paying attention to all this, silently put down her hands, and the corners of her eyes twitched unnoticed.

Suddenly, she felt that she was so nervous before that it was completely unnecessary!