[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Fei, did you see that natural curl just now?" After saying goodbye to Sakata Gintoki and the others, Yato turned his head and said to Fei next to him, "That guy is the kid we picked up when we first came here."

"It's him, no wonder he looks familiar," Fei Liaoran said, "I never expected to meet him again after all these years."

Yato smiled, put his hands behind his head and walked forward: "As long as there is fate, we will still meet sooner or later."

"You are very happy to see him, Yatou?" Fei said, looking sideways at Yatou, "But does he think of you?"

Yato paused slightly, and put down his hand: "Well, it doesn't matter if you think about it or not."

After finishing speaking, Yato immediately changed the subject: "Speaking of which, where are we going now, Fei? This doesn't seem to be the way back."

Fei smiled and looked at Yato, and said in her usual tone: "Where are you going back? I don't know which idiot took away the rent to play with pachinko. Now that the house has been taken back, how can I go back?"

Yato's body froze: "Then tonight..."

Fei stood at the door of the shop and pointed inside: "My part-time boss lady said that I could live with her, and there happened to be a small vacant room in the shop."

Seeing such a scene, Yato blinked and pointed to himself: "What about me?"

"Hehe," Fei smiled, and when he walked in and closed the door, he still didn't forget to leave a word, "Yato, go to sleep on the street, anyway, gods won't get sick."

Yato who was locked outside the door: "...qaq."

After being blown by the wind for a while, Yato's eyes lit up as if remembering something, and disappeared from the spot the next moment.

On the other side, after bidding farewell to Yato and Fei, Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi carried Sakata Gintoki, who hadn't recovered yet, back to Master House.Shimura Shinpachi's helper Sakata Gintoki finished making the bed and threw him in to cover the quilt, then said goodbye to Kagura and returned to his home.

I don't know how long it took, Sakata Gintoki finally came back to his senses.

He couldn't remember how he came back in the end, and when he recovered from the shock of seeing the new world, he was already lying under the covers.

Sakata Gintoki stared at the ceiling, silently in a daze.

He experienced a lot of things today, which made him feel a little confused.Thinking of this, Sakata Gintoki saw the scene when he kissed Yato before, and found that now that he knew that the other party was a person of the same gender as him, he didn't seem to feel disgusted at all.

"No, no, no! That's definitely an illusion!" Sakata Gintoki immediately shook his head, raised his hand and pulled up the quilt, covering his head under the quilt, "It's definitely because I didn't sleep well this afternoon. That's why I had the illusion! Ah Yin, I just need to sleep well now, and I will definitely forget about these messy things when I wake up tomorrow morning! That's right, that's it!"

Sakata Gintoki finally felt relieved a lot after he huddled himself in the bed and talked to himself, and gradually felt a little sleepy.Just when I closed my eyes and was going to sleep, I suddenly found that something seemed to be pressing on my body.

Sakata Gintoki's first reaction was the ghost press. Sakata Gintoki, who had experienced being pressed by a ghost in the middle of the night until the next morning, woke up immediately.He twitched the corners of his eyes slightly, and was about to lament how much he was liked by the ghosts, when he realized that his neck could be moved, and his eyes lit up immediately.

But even if he could move, Sakata Gintoki still felt like something was pressing on him, so he immediately raised his hand to prop up the quilt, and looked into his own bed.Then he met a pair of ice-blue cat eyes, his vertical pupil stared at him tightly, and his big white teeth bared like shark teeth.

"Yo~ Excuse me."

Sakata Gintoki was shaken for a moment, and covered his head with the quilt subconsciously with cold sweat on his head.Then in the next second, he threw off the quilt violently, turned his body backwards, and ran to the corner of the wall while rolling and crawling.After seeing the person who appeared in his bed sitting up, the corners of his mouth twitched and shouted: "I'm sorry, when did you come!? No, the point is why you appeared in Ah Yin and I Hey!? Night attack? This is the legendary night attack, you bastard!? But Ah Yin, I’m not happy at all, how can I repair it, my heart almost stopped, hey!"

Saying that, Sakata Gintoki clutched his legs between his legs very appropriately, and looked at Yato with a loveless look: "...you thought you were Miss Kayako, and ran to find someone else's under the bed if you disagreed with me." Baby, you bastard! Ah Yin, my baby almost scares you so much that you can no longer use it, how can you fix it! Hurry up and pay the mental damage fee, you bastard!"

"Huh? Seeing you have a long list of words without getting stuck, isn't this very energetic?" Yato said and put down the quilt on his body, grinned at Sakata Gintoki, and gave a thumbs up, "Yo~ Yinshi, I came to find you a place to rub."

"Do you know, Ah Yin, I just woke up from the huge amount of information in the new world not long ago because of you, and now I don't want to see you at all, how can I fix it!" Sakata Yinshi twitched wildly, looking at the night sky. A vein popped out of Dou's head: "No! Why did you call me by my name, Ah Yin, with such a natural and nonchalant face!? Are we already familiar to this extent?"

"Oh, don't be so oblivious, Gintoki," Yeto said with a big smile on his face, and he threw himself off the mattress very comfortably, lay down on one of the pillows, and patted his body that had been vacated for a hundred years. He said to Sakata Gintoki, "It's so late, so stop playing, come and sleep."

Sakata Gintoki choked for a long time looking at this scene, and pointed at Yato with trembling fingers: "No, Ayin, I won't sleep with you, bastard! Do you think this is your home? Hey! Break in in the middle of the night and be careful Ayin I'm going to sue you for molestation... Ah, no! Be careful, Ah Yin, I'll sue you for stealing! How can you fix it! And we two really don't know each other well, so don't act like we've known each other for a long time... Bah! It's like we've known each other for a long time identical!"

"I think we are familiar with each other," Yato said seriously when he lay on the bed and looked at Sakata Gin with one hand on his head, "Look, I carried you back before, you kissed me, and then He said he was responsible, and then he said whether he should come..."

"Ya Butterfly! It's really embarrassing! It's even more embarrassing to match the current scene!" Sakata Gintoki interrupted Yato's unfinished sentence with a look of lovelessness, feeling that the whole person is not good , kept banging his head against the wall, "It seems like Ah Yin and I are that irresponsible scum. Stop talking, please qaq!"

Yetou has an attribute called pushing his nose and putting his face on his face, so he just blinked his eyes after seeing Gintoki Sakata's current appearance, and raised his mouth on purpose: "The you from before proposed marriage..."

"Oh!"

Sakata Gintoki slammed into his face with blood, and then looked at Yato with blank eyes: "...Huh? Why didn't I hear what you were talking about, Yin."

Yato's black line went down: "...so what are you doing hitting the wall all the time from now on?"

Sakata Yinshi raised his hand to wipe the blood from his face, and said with a solemn expression: "You don't understand, Ah Yin, I'm looking for a time machine. In that way, Ah Yin, I can stop it before it happens!"

"You won't find something like a time machine even if you knock your brains out," Ye Dou twitched the corners of his mouth, yawned, got up and walked to Sakata Gintoki, grabbed him and pressed him under the quilt. He also got in and pulled the quilt, closed his eyes and said calmly, "Okay, good night, I wish you a sweet dream."

Sakata Gintoki watched Yato's series of movements without making a sound. After regaining his senses, he looked at the quilt covering the two of them. I might be able to sleep, hey! Even if I fall asleep, I won’t have a good dream, okay!?”

"Huh? Can't sleep?" Yato yawned again, scratched his head and looked at Sakata Gintoki with a helpless expression, "I can't help it, then I'll sing you a special lullaby, I promise You'll fall asleep quickly."

When Sakata Gintoki heard a bright red intersection jumping out of his head, he picked up Yato's collar and shouted: "It's too natural for you to use other people's quilts and places, isn't it! Yin, I haven't agreed to let you sleep yet! Please take off your coat when you go to sleep at last, Ah Yin, my quilt is very clean!"

Yato was not annoyed by being held by the collar, he blinked after finding the "point" in the sentence, smiled and gave a thumbs up and said: "Man! The clothes on the gods will not be dirty even if they are worn for several years! "

"That's not the point, bastard!" Sakata Gintoki, who had finished complaining, suddenly realized what Yato had said, then froze, and the next moment he pressed Yato under his body and picked up his clothes, "Definitely take it off Come down, how can you fix it! Are you sure you won’t get fleas in a few years? Ah Yin, I don’t want to get itchy when I’m sleeping, bastard!”

"Hey hey hey!? Stop it!" Yato, who was crushed under him, struggled, "I didn't bring any clothes to change. What should I wear after you strip me off?"

"Ayin, I don't care what you wear!"

"...Silver Sauce, what are you doing Alu, it's been noisy since just now, don't you know that the time to sleep at night is very important for a lady? Alu, be careful that I will beat you into a coma, how can you fix it!" Le opened the door of Gintoki Sakata's room with sleepy eyes in his pajamas, and said so while yawning.She raised her hand to wipe her eyes, and she was silent for a while after seeing the scene where Sakata Gintoki was pressing on Yato's body and stripping his clothes. She immediately turned and walked outside the room, and said, "Sorry Gin-chan, I'm bothering you, I will remember to wear earplugs when I go to sleep, so it doesn’t matter how much noise you two make, Aru. And Silver Sauce, since you have treated others like this, if you continue to be irresponsible, you will be really scum Aru."

Sakata Gintoki stretched out Erkang's hand: "... Bridge bean sack Kagura-chan! You listen to A Yin and I explain, things are definitely not what you see! A Yin, I really didn't do anything! Look at it! Silver my sincere eyes! Am I the kind of person who would do [beep——] at home!?”

The sound of the sliding door closing was the answer to Gin Sakata.

Sakata Gintoki: "..." I always feel that I will never be able to explain it clearly.

Yato glanced sideways at the door, then at Gintoki Sakata who was still stiff, blinked, and yawned big, pressed the other person under the quilt with one hand, straightened his clothes and said calmly: "Excuse me. It’s not good for others to rest, so let’s rest first.”

Gintoki Sakata looked at Yato with dead fish eyes, bent down silently, picked him up and walked towards the window, opened the window and wanted to throw Yato out like in the afternoon.

Yato, who sensed the meaning of Sakata Gintoki, immediately grabbed the window frame with his hands, and said with tears in his eyes, "Hashidou sack, do you have the heart to throw me out in the middle of the night!? Then I will sleep on the street, for now Let me spend the night in my room!"

"Be patient, Yin, I can't bear it!" Sakata Gintoki said as he grabbed Yato's hand holding the window frame, "Yin, my innocence has been ruined by you!"

"It was you who said you would be responsible to me," Yato explained loudly, "And you are the only acquaintance I know in Edo, so I came here!"

"Ya Yindie, don't mention this matter again!" Sakata Yinshi let go of his hand, sighed and said with a headache, "Ayin, I will take you in for just one night!"

"Then come and sleep!"

Glancing at the figure that had disappeared from the window, Sakata Gintoki followed the voice and turned around, and saw Yato already lying under the blanket.

The corner of Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched, and he took out another quilt and mattress, and after finishing it, he lay down inside and looked at the ceiling, sighing, "...I'm so tired."

"Can't sleep? Do you want me to sing a lullaby?" Yato blinked at the side, with a smug expression on his face, "For the sake of being my believer, I will give you a gift from the gods. Absolutely inaudible!"

Sakata Gintoki looked over with dead fish eyes: "Since when did I become your believer? How come I don't know?"

"Didn't you say you were responsible before?" Yeto said seriously, "In my opinion, the so-called responsibility is to be responsible for supporting me! By the way, you are welcome to join the Yeto Sect. Please support me well in the days to come. Oh, don’t you feel super at ease with a god-sama by your side!?”

'Boom! '

It was Sakata Gintoki who responded to Yato with a blank slap. After seeing Yato's head stuck on the tatami, Sakata Gintoki finally felt comfortable.

He picked his nostrils, and said in an unwavering voice: "Indeed, Ah Yin did feel much more at ease after I slapped you. It seems that I can really sleep well."

Yato rubbed his red nose: "...Gods are for admiration! Not for beating, hey!"

Gintoki Sakata said he heard nothing.

When Sakata Gintoki got up the next day, he found that Yato's was gone. Sakata Gintoki scratched his head, and glanced at the quilt which was neatly folded aside, and found that there was a note on it.

[To loyal believers of the Yato Sect: Keep your loyalty to this god every day (≧v≦)! ] Sakata Gintoki crumpled the note into small balls and threw it aside with a blank expression. When he packed up and walked out of the room, Shimura Shinpachi had already prepared the food. When he saw Sakata Gintoki, he immediately said hello: "Good morning, Yinsang. I was going to call you just now, but I didn't expect you to wake up earlier than usual today."

"I think it was probably because I was too excited last night, so I woke up early today, Aru," Kagura picked his nostrils, and said to Sakata Gintoki with a subtle smile on his face, "Gin-chan, the nightlife last night was very exciting. Is it nice?"

"Hey? What happened after I went back last night?" Shimura Shinpachi asked curiously after hearing this.

Kagura shook her head deeply, and said in an old mother's tone: "It's time for Yin-chan to start a family. I was woken up by a strange sound in the middle of the night, but I didn't expect to see Yin-chan lying on the bed. Picking up the cosplayer's clothes on the body of the cosplayer who has a super weak sense of existence. It seems that he really intends to have a show, but..."

"Oh!"

Before Kagura finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki slapped the back of the head with a slap.

"Ah Yin, I don't remember a mom like you," Sakata Yintoki said, curling his lips, "And girls, don't say 'let's have a shot', you are a fierce Beast, if you continue like this, you will never be able to marry when you grow up."

"Xinpachi, look at Gin-chan changing the subject in a panic!" Kagura rubbed his head, leaned close to Shimura Shinpachi's ear and whispered 'whispering'.

"That's an illusion! Ah Yin, I'm not guilty at all. Why did you change the subject?" Sakata Yinshi glanced at Le, and picked his nostrils, "You must have slept in the circle last night, which is why Ah Yin's room came into being. There are hallucinations of people in it! Puberty ghosts occasionally have [beep——] dreams and other things, I can understand it very well. It is also very common to wake up the next day and find that the pants are wet. You always have to take this step to gradually become an adult! It seems that you, Kagura, have also reached the growth stage, and you will be able to step into the world of adults in a few years."

Responding to Sakata Gintoki was the dead fish eyes that Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi despised.

Sakata Yinshi's head was throbbing with blue veins: "Boys, don't you realize that you should respect the only elder in the family!?"

"No, I don't think so at all." Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses coldly.

Sakata Gintoki patted the table with his hand and was about to say something when the phone rang suddenly.Only then did Sakata Gintoki think of the cell phone he had forgotten all day.

As soon as he picked up his mobile phone to answer the call, he was met with a face full of 'Ahahahahahaha'.

The blue veins on Sakata Yinshi's head twitched at such a characteristic laughter, and he immediately said, "Sakama ball, you have to shut up that mouth, I'm so noisy, Yin, I have a headache, bastard!"

"Ahahahahaha, you are still the same, Jintoki," Sakamoto Tatsuma on the other side of the phone completely ignored Sakata Gintoki's words, and continued loudly, "I guess the express delivery should have arrived yesterday, so I will call you today Ask for your opinion."

Sakata Yinshi put the phone away from his ear: "Ayin, my feeling is that you are too noisy."

Sakata Tatsuma ignored Sakata Gintoki's words again, and laughed loudly: "Ahahahahahaha, by the way, I have already told the wig your number. After that, he should..."

Sakata Gintoki cut off the call with a blank expression, and the phone rang again the next second. After thinking about it, he pressed the answer button.

"Gintoki, join me in fighting for the future of Edo! Talent like you is indispensable for the great cause of eliminating barbarians. We have fought together before, so you should be the most able to understand this kind of mood! Now let us re... ..."

"Hello wigs, bye wigs."

After Sakata Gintoki interrupted the other party to say something, he immediately pressed the hang up button, and received a message the next moment.

[Not a wig is Gui! ! ]

Seeing the message, Sakata Gintoki silently dragged Katsura Kotaro into the blacklist.

……

In the afternoon, Sakata Gintoki was exempted from the three-month rent requirement by Toshi's mother-in-law, and asked him to accompany Xiaoyu to buy some engine oil and go to Yuanwai's place to check and repair parts.

After selling the engine oil, Sakata Gintoki took Xiaoyu to Mr. Gengai's place.Seeing the other party crouching in front of the machine and fiddling back and forth every time, Sakata Yinshi picked his ears: "Old man, what are you inventing recently? If you are complained by the neighbors around again, Yin, I will not Responsible for follow-up work."

"It's you, Xiaoyu," Gengai Hiraga stopped his hands and waved to Xiaoyu who was standing outside, "Is it you who came to check the parts? Speaking of which, I was familiar with your right hand joint before Dengshi There seems to be something wrong with the part, just this time I will replace it for you."

"Thank you very much, Mr. Yuanwai." Xiaoyu blinked and raised her right hand, "I really feel a little inflexible in the past two days, and I poured some oil on it before, but it became even more sluggish."

Hiraga Gengai raised his hand and tapped Xiaoyu's arm, and said thoughtfully: "It's probably because the parts of the joint are rusted. I'll take it apart and have a look."

Sakata Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and shouted, "Hey! Are you ignoring me!?"

"Ah, Gintoki, so you're here too," Gengai Hiraga pretended to have just discovered Sakata Gintoki, and said in surprise, "Didn't you fix your little sheep just two days ago? Crashed?"

"No, no, it's obviously your head that was damaged." Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes, walked over and looked closely at what looked like a disc in the opponent's hand, with pointers and several circles of number rings on it. Dongxi subconsciously complained, "This is your new invention, old man? Could it be some kind of soy sauce pouring machine? The kind where soy sauce will be spit out from the middle of the plate with a light press."

"Where did I go, this is something I have studied for more than half a year before I got a little bit of results! This is a shuttle. A few days ago, wasn't there always the subject of time travel that was very popular? I was inspired by this. After half a year of research After improvement and deliberation, I finally made one," Hiraga Genji pushed his glasses away, and said proudly, "The three numbers pointed by the pointer on it are the positioning of this world. Although it has not been tested yet, if it succeeds , just change the number on it and press the button in the middle, this machine can really take people to another world!"

"Wow, that sounds really powerful," Sakata Gintoki flattered, "Speaking of which, Mr. Yuanwai, wouldn't it be better for you to study a time machine directly!"

Gengai Hiraga put the machine in his hand aside, and said to Gintoki Sakata, "Do you think I'm that fat blue Doraemon?"

"Old man, you are right!" Sakata Gintoki tapped his palm and said seriously, "So why don't you just make a Doraemon? That will make it easier for Yin and I...cough, for the public !"

"Gintoki, you think too much," Hiraga Gengai said, throwing a psp to Sakata Gintoki, "Okay, I'm going to repair the parts on Xiaoyu's body, you can squat aside and play with this."

Sakata Gintoki who was disliked: "..."

"Young man, please help me get the black box from the warehouse!"

"Ok!"

At this time Hiraga Gengai suddenly yelled into the room, and Sakata Gintoki looked up after hearing the very familiar voice of the other party's reply, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he really saw Yato walking in in a tracksuit.

"So, why can I meet you everywhere, Ah Yin?"

"Yo, what a coincidence~" Yato handed the box to Hiraga Gengai and raised his hand to Sakata Gintoki, grinning, "This is fate, you are a destined person."

Sakata Gintoki: He doesn't want to hear the word fate now (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Volume [-]: It's Time to Travel Through Time