[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"So you two know each other," Hiraga Gengai was a little surprised, and he said to Sakata Gintoki, "I accidentally slipped to my waist when I was tidying up the warehouse at noon today, and when I was lying down in my room, I saw the phone number written on the ceiling. I tried to dial the number, and this little brother came over."

"This little brother gave me a massage, and my waist will be healed immediately! The technique is pretty good!" Hiraga Gengai said and gave a thumbs up, "After I heard him say that he accepted his wish as a job, I So I entrusted him to help tidy up the warehouse. To be honest, this little brother is really good, and he is much better than you in Yinshi."

Sakata Gintoki, who was once again disgusted, threw the psp in his hand: "...if you entrust me, old man, I will definitely be able to do it well!"

Sakata Gintoki said that this is a question about the dignity of Manshiwu, and it must be emphasized!And the guy on the opposite side who had a collision with his profession has already started to grab his customers!This kind of thing cannot be tolerated!The so-called one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and there is no need for two master houses on the same street, unless that guy gets married and merges into one... Bah!How did he think of this (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Gengai Hiraga pushed down his glasses after hearing Sakata Gintoki's words, and said calmly: "This little brother's commission is much cheaper than yours, and his technique is also better." Much better than you."

It is very obvious what the implication is.

The corner of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched when he understood the disgust in the words, and turned to look at Yato: "You really know everything, hey!"

"Hey xd, I have learned a lot of skills! Tidying up the house, cooking, painting, etc., I can help out as a bodyguard, and I can clean the toilet with a knife!" Yato said triumphantly, He glanced at Sakata Gintoki proudly, "Do you admire me very much now?"

"No, Ah Yin, I'm not praising you at all," Sakata Yinshi looked over with dead fish eyes, picked his nostril with his little finger, and bounced the black object on it before continuing, "You think too much, and I don’t worship you, Ah Yin. By the way, I’ve never seen a god who has learned so many things in such a down-to-earth manner. Aren’t the gods in the scriptures all ignorant? Ah, yes, At least they still have a shrine, but you ran to other people's place in the middle of the night to find a place to live."

Yato, who originally wanted to refute, was KO'd by Sakata Gintoki's last words, and his whole body was petrified in place.

"Wait! One day my followers will be tens of thousands! If you want to ask why..." Yatoto said so, with honeyed confidence on his face, he took out the A bracelet, "This is sold to me by an old lady I met today. She said it was a bracelet made of Shenmu. As long as you wear this thing, you will be lucky soon! By then, I will become more and more famous hahahahaha ! The day of being worshiped by everyone is not far away!"

Sakata Gintoki took the bracelet from Yato and looked at it carefully, and then said to Yato with black lines all over his head: "You can't even fool children in this era with this kind of excuse, I didn't expect you to be so Just stupid."

Yedou immediately snatched back the ring, and said with a serious expression: "No, it's just that the time I wear it is too short, so it hasn't worked yet!"

Sakata Gintoki stared at Yato, "Give up, you've been cheated. As a qualified adult, you can't escape from reality!"

Ye Dou choked for a moment, and immediately choked back: "Last night, I don't know who escaped reality and petrified on the road for so long."

When Sakata Gintoki heard this sentence, his head had a vein, and he gritted his teeth and went to pull Yato's face: "Who do you think this is because of, you bastard! A Yin, my worldview has changed in the past 20 years." build!"

Yato also raised his hand and pulled Sakata Gintoki's face, and immediately retorted: "It has nothing to do with me, it's obvious that you kissed me and said you would be responsible, you said you would propose marriage, you said you would come..."

Sakata Gintoki hurriedly interrupted before Yato could say the words 'Lei Yifa', regretting his constipated face and saying: "Ya Die! Don't say what you said later, hey!"

"Hmph, are you afraid?" Ye Dou suddenly became proud, and raised his head, "As my loyal believer, why don't you hurry up and kneel down before this god!?"

Sakata Gintoki held back for a long time, but he still didn't hold back and slapped Yato on the back of the head.Yato dodged very nimbly, and by the way, he also covered his hands: "Let me tell you, there will definitely be retribution waiting for you for treating the gods like this!"

"Ah Yin, I don't believe in these bastards!" Sakata Yintoki rolled up his sleeves, "Come and fight!"

Yato also rolled up his sleeves: "Fight, fight!"

Hiraga Gengai calmly ignored the fight between Sakata Gintoki and Yato, and immersed himself in the repair.At this time, Sakata Gintoki, who was fighting, didn't notice that he tripped over something under his feet, and when he fell to the ground, he didn't forget to drag Yato to lie down with the gun.

When they fell on the ground, the two of them only heard a "click", and then their bodies lightened, and their eyes darkened.

When Hiraga Gengai regained his senses, he found that the figures of Sakata Gintoki and Yato had disappeared, and the ground was a mess, but the shuttle he had just made was gone.

Hiraga Genwai scratched his head: "It just happens to be used as a test subject. It will be convenient to modify it after Yinshi and them come back and ask about their impressions."

At the same time, Yato and Sakata Gintoki stood in front of a dark space and looked down at the so-called shuttle, twitching the corners of their mouths in unison.

"Oops, I can't understand this thing at all, hey!" Sakata Gintoki picked up the shuttle with a headache, "Let's not mention where we are now, the key is whether we can go back!?"

"So why did you drag me when you fell to the ground, brat!" Yato scratched his head and even used the old address for Sakata Gintoki.

"As the saying goes, you have to pull a back when you die, that's what I thought at the time!" Sakata Gintoki said with a serious face, "Now that you are in the same situation as me, I feel relaxed instantly. Not much, hahahahahahahahaha!"

Yato: "...=dish=!"

At this time, a little light came from the place where the two were, and they realized that there was a protective film around their bodies, and they were rushing towards the light at a fast speed.At the same time, there was a sound of chanting some mantra.

Sakata Gintoki was slightly stunned when he heard the sound of the incantation, and when he saw the golden ball of light that rushed into the light before them, he patted Yato's shoulder with glowing eyes: "Brother, I know we are going to Where did you go, don't talk for a while, watch me flicker... Bah! Your mouth is slippery, in short, don't make a sound for a while."

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki handed the shuttle in his hand to Yato: "I'll keep this for you, and you might lose it if you leave it here. Well, we'll be here soon, remember to watch my instructions later."

As soon as Yato put away the shuttle, a strong light came out in front of his eyes.When he opened his eyes, he found a few people standing in front of him, but thinking of what Sakata Gintoki said earlier, he didn't make a sound.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki stood on the spot, looked at the few people in front of him who were staring at him, coughed lightly, and put his arm around Yato's shoulder, so that several other people also noticed the weakened Yato, Then he said to the middle-aged man wearing a dark red suit and a mustache, "May I ask, are you my Ma Shita (r)!?"

Yato blinked, didn't understand the situation and didn't speak hastily. Instead, he raised his chin together with Sakata Gintoki and looked at the bearded middle-aged man in a sullen-colored suit.

"..."

There was a subtle silence in the room, and none of the people in the room responded.

Seeing the summoning (ying) summoning (spirit) beasts appearing one after another in the formation, Tosaka Shichen couldn't keep calm anymore.

Tohsaka Toki, who was planning to ask a question, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard what the silver-haired natural curly who just came out from the opposite side said.

Tohsaka Tokichen: ... for the first time to participate in the Holy Grail War, he only now knows that you can buy one get two free (fog) for summoning!Also, the tongue of the newly released Heroic Spirit may not be straight, and it is still a big tongue when you say r. 【Hello!