[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Seeing Tokugawa Momo, who was sitting in the middle naked and with a mosaic between his legs, the corners of Yato's mouth twitched.

God knows why it became like this, just now they were just playing the game of two generals, and in the blink of an eye, the unlucky general whose mansion was bombed by him was unlucky again and again, and finally unlucky Hit again and again.

"Oops, it's all mosaic. And the general's is not a general at all, just a soldier," Sakata Gintoki looked at the scene in front of him with shadows on his face, and murmured to himself in a low voice, " And seeing such an extremely shameful scene, we will definitely be exiled to a desert island in the future!"

Tokugawa Momo looked ahead, his face was still very calm and expressionless, but he suddenly said: "The general's family has been a soldier for generations."

The corner of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched: "Oops, I heard it! There is no doubt that I will be beheaded!"

Shimura Shinpachi whispered anxiously to Sakata Gintoki beside him: "Gin-san, we must change this state now! Otherwise, all of us..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a loud noise.When Shimura Shinpachi and Sakata Gintoki looked back, they saw that the Kagura girls had started a new round of frantic grabbing for the lottery, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

Yetou used his meager sense of existence to go over and take the lottery with the word General in his hand, and waited until he sat back to his seat and coughed lightly before saying, "I have drawn the General this time."

"Yahui, we're saved!" Sakata Gintoki heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that Yato got the lottery, "Miss Yeko will definitely save this scene!"

Hearing this sentence, Yato was very proud, stepped on the table and laughed loudly: "Ahahahahahahahahaha, it's finally my turn! Kneel under me, stupid Fan people!"

Yato said that he has listened to and fulfilled other people's wishes all year round, and this time it is his turn to order others casually... hehehe, it was unexpectedly touching!

In just a moment, Yato's teasing nature was fully exposed.

Shimura Shinpachi was already clutching his head in despair at this time: "Gin-san, Yoko-san really doesn't look like an existence that can save the scene! Oops, we will really be exiled to a desert island!"

Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a while, and after realizing it, the corners of his mouth twitched and he said loudly: "She looks like a quiet girl, but she has a second-degree illness on the inside! Ah Yin, I should have thought about it a long time ago. Where can I find it in Kabukicho?" How can a normal girl be repaired!...It’s over, if I’m not mistaken, the corners of the general’s eyes are already filled with tears! Anyone who sees this scene will think that we are bullying others unilaterally!?”

Yato, who had had enough laughing, glanced at Tokugawa Momo, and in the end, based on the idea that he had pressed the bomb in his mansion before, and now he should make up for it a little bit to show his heart, and regretfully gave up his wish to make others kneel down.

Yato: "My order is to draw the fifth person to buy a pair of shorts and come back."

Seeing Shimura Shinpachi and Sakata Gintoki's eyes suddenly lit up, Yato said that he could help here at most.But for some reason, he had a premonition in his heart that the general would be the one who would be unlucky in the end.

Three seconds later, Tokugawa Momo stood up from the sofa expressionlessly and walked towards the door.Yato choked as he looked at the opponent's back, how unlucky must it be to get shot again and again?

Sakata Gintoki and Shicun Shinpachi looked hopeless: "Sure enough, they are still generals!!!"

In the end, everyone stood up and followed the general and all chased them out. Everyone in the Shinsengumi who was waiting outside was stunned when they saw the general running out naked. They didn't react until they all followed the general for a distance. , commanding the people in the group to chase after him.

"Hey! What did you guys do to the general!!"

Hearing the shouting behind him, Sakata Gintoki looked at the general who was running at the front and said tiredly: "General Luniao strolling in the street is no longer the level where the wind blows the ass! We can wait until tomorrow." Has the sun risen?!"

"Big man Yin-san! As long as we create happy memories now!" Shimura Shinpachi clenched his fists and said.

Sakata Gintoki yelled in despair, "The Goben memories we created are not good at all, hey!"

After about half an hour of confusion, the general finally got his pants.And the Shinsengumi who were chasing behind everyone had been overturned long ago, and it was late at night, and everyone dispersed and went back to their homes.

"Then I'll go back too." Yato said goodbye to Sakata Gintoki and the others.

"Miss Yoko, is it okay for you to go back alone? It's already so late," Shimura Shinpachi said with some concern, and then looked sideways at Sakata Gintoki, "Gin-san, please send Miss Yoko off." .”

"That's right, Yin-chan, you've already kissed someone before, why don't you give me a ride?" Kagura blinked, then patted Sakata Gintoki's shoulder after speaking, and said seriously in an old lady's tone, "Even if you don't spend the whole night It doesn't matter if you come back, Aru, I will remember to lock the door."

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand with dead fish eyes open and hit the back of Kagura's head: "Ah Gin, do I look so dishonest?"

"You have already kissed and proposed when we met for the first time, and by the way, you are the unscrupulous guy who said, 'Would you like to have a chat?', Yin-san." Shinpachi Shimura stared at the dead fish. Eyes complaining.

"That's right! Aru, who is obviously Yinjiang is very unscrupulous, often stays out at night and only comes back the next morning smelling of alcohol, who knows where he went at night," Kagura rubbed the back of the head that was just photographed and pouted , "Not all say that adult males will turn into beasts at night, riding on..."

"Oh!"

Before Kagura finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki slapped her on the back of the head again: "The one you mentioned is a chimpanzee, and next time A Yin, I won't allow you to watch the animal world again, bastard! Television has already begun to teach children bad!"

Shimura Shinpachi looked over with contempt: "It's obviously Yin-san who taught Kagura-chan to be bad, don't push the blame on the TV."

Yetou couldn't help but smile when he saw the scene of several people getting along, and then interrupted the three of them: "I can go back alone."

In this way, he can also change the women's clothes and wigs on his body.

However, Yato didn't expect that his identity, which hadn't been revealed all night, would suddenly be revealed the next moment.

"...Yato, have you given up your career as a cowherd and changed your career to become a wine hostess?"

The sudden sound of coming in caused several people to be slightly taken aback. Sakata Yinshi turned his head and saw Bai Bai, and then he jumped into the vending machine beside him with a shock: "Youyou ghost! Yes, don't do it at this time!" Panic, go find the time machine."

Shimura Shin looked at Sakata Gintoki expressionlessly: "Gin-san, your reaction is not calm at all."

Kagura turned her head to look at the girl in white kimono not far away and tilted her head, pinching her chin with a deep expression on her face: "I don't know why, but I always feel that this person's voice is very familiar to me, Aru."

"No, I feel that neither you nor Yin-san have grasped the point," Shimura Shinpachi complained, stretched out his hand and pushed his glasses to look at Yato, "If I heard correctly just now, the one over there just now That lady really called you Yato, right?"

Kagura tapped his palm with a face of sudden realization: "Is it the cosplayer who went to our place to collect debts this afternoon with a super weak sense of god character!? No wonder I always feel a little familiar with Alu!"

When Sakata Gintoki heard this, he immediately pulled his head out of the vending machine, stared at Yato carefully, and finally his expression became blank, he raised his hand and touched his mouth, as if recalling something, his whole body was petrified and stiff in place, His eyes were empty, as if he saw the gate of a new world. 【Hello!

Seeing that his identity had been exposed, Yato finally took off the wig on his head, grinned at the three of them, and gave a thumbs up: "Yo~ I didn't expect that we would receive the same commission, this is fate."

"My women's clothing looks quite successful, and I am indeed such a dedicated god!" After speaking, Yato blinked and looked at Fei beside him, "But why are you here?"

Hearing Yato's voice, Feicai looked away from Kagura, and sighed at the person in front of him whose expression was not as indifferent as before, but who was becoming more and more idiotic, "Yato, do you still remember that today we have to give Is there a rent issue? And why is the money I put away missing?”

After hearing this, Yato couldn't help but shift his gaze, coughed lightly and instantly returned to normal, and looked at Fei seriously: "I originally planned to use it as the principal to make more money, who knows that luck is a little bit bad, so……"

Seeing Yetou's expressionless face, Fei said in an affirmative tone: "So you are going to play steel balls."

Yato hit his head and stuck out his tongue: "Hey xd."

Fei: "..." Over the past few years, she has gradually realized why the artifacts of Ye Dou looked irritable, and now she really wants to slap that stupid face!

Unlike Yato and Fei's good communication here, Sakata Gintoki is still stiff and unable to recover.Kagura glanced at Yato, turned around and poked Sakata Gintoki with his finger, and said to Shimura Shinpachi, "Shimura Shinpachi, how long do you think Gin-chan will be so stiff and refuse to accept the reality?"

"Kagura-chan, let Yinsang be quiet. He accidentally opened the door to the new world just now and saw the end of the world. Now he is receiving a huge amount of information," Shimura Shinpachi sighed. .

Kagura nodded, and suddenly realized: "So that's it! After Yin-chan wakes up, he will definitely welcome a new self, right? I feel that the gate of the new world is so powerful, Aru!"

Sakata Gintoki: ...he just wants to be quiet.