[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Wait!!" Yato suddenly recovered from the petrification at this time, stood up abruptly, patted the table and said loudly, unknowingly took out a dark beer bottle from that space, and with the other hand Clenching his fists, the expression on his face was a bit subtle, but in the end it was fixed on a fascinated expression, "Although I am still an unknown god without even a shrine, but... one day I will become famous and become a well-known god , Build your own majestic shrine!! Sometimes my believers will help me build various shrines across the country, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Speaking of this, Yato fell into the small theater of fantasy in his mind, and his whole painting style changed suddenly.Little pink flowers floated around her, staring blankly at the sky, and smirking: "Hey hey hey, good... so good..."

Sakata Gintoki watched all this with dead fish eyes, picked his nostrils, bounced the black unknown object, and said in a voice that did not fluctuate at all: "Xin Hachi, Kagura, you two must not learn from this big brother." Oh, when he grows up like that, he will become a good-for-nothing uncle."

"Is it the same good-for-nothing as Gin-chan now, Aru?" Kagura looked at Sakata Gintoki seriously and asked.

Sakata Gintoki's expression remained unchanged, and he slapped the opponent directly on the back of the head: "Don't look at me! Look at that guy over there who is in a fantasy and still has a slap in the face!"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Kagura rubbed the back of his head, and looked at Yato, "Silver sauce, next to that guy is the materialized little Hana Aru! Did you add chicken legs to the production team?"

"This is the so-called character setting." Sakata Gintoki scratched the back of his head, "Everyone has such a setting, such as the unique bgm when the wig is on stage, the glasses of Shin Hachi, and the uniqueness when the idiot prince is on the stage." The bgm also has Xin Baji’s glasses, Ah Yin’s handsome appearance also has Xin Baji’s glasses, if you say that, do you understand?”

Kagura suddenly realized: "Wow, I seem to understand Aru! It's silver sauce!"

Shimura Shinpachi's mouth twitched, and he roared loudly: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ that's enough! How many times do I have to talk about my glasses? How can I fix them!"

At this time, Yato was also awakened by the other party's shout, but the thinking in his mind was still stuck in the scene he had imagined before, so he said directly: "You stupid mortals, why don't you hurry up and take advantage of the scene?" Kneel down now! After I get rich, you won't even have the chance to see me!"

The three fell silent for a short while, Sakata Gintoki raised his head expressionlessly, and slapped Yato's head on the table with a single slap.

"Oh!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at the guy with dark purple hair on the table, then looked down at his hand, and said in a very insincere voice: "Ah, I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand."

When Yato suddenly raised his head to look at Sakata Gin, his expression was very dissatisfied: "Who would believe it, hey!"

"If you don't believe me, Ah Yin, let me put it another way." Sakata Yinshi picked his ear piercing, and said in a questioning tone, "I'll say that a fly just landed on the back of your head, so you subconsciously Do you think it is acceptable if you raise your hand and pat it?"

Yato choked when he saw Sakata Gintoki, and said in a very angry tone: "People nowadays don't even have fundamental respect for gods!? You will definitely be punished by God for such an act! Absolutely! "

"The next sentence, brother, should you say that you found that Ah Yin and my seal are black, which seems to be a bad omen?" Sakata Gintoki said casually, completely ignoring the divine punishment that Yato said, and said to himself , "Ah Yin, I don't believe this the most."

Yedou froze on the spot for a while, then suddenly squatted in the corner of the wall with tears on his face: "Why are people in qaq like this now!"

"Ah, I was made to cry." Shimura Shinpachi said, looking at Sakata Gintoki with contempt.

Kagura also looked over with contempt: "I was made to cry, Aru."

"... Bridge bean sack! Is this my fault, Yin!? Why do you two look at me like you are looking at a pile of [beep--]!?" Sakata Yintoki scratched his hair, Seeing Ye Dou, who was squatting in the corner and appearing dark clouds above his head, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, "Brother over there! Are you here to blackmail me? Absolutely so? Ah Yin, I won't be fooled, Tell you, Ah Yin, I..."

Sakata Gintoki was halfway through his sentence, and after realizing the actions of Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura, he suddenly choked back what he hadn't finished speaking.

"Mr. Yato, don't be sad, Yin-san is hopeless like this," Shimura Shinpachi said apologetically, and handed over the strawberry milk in his hand, "You will feel better after drinking it."

"This is also for you, Aru," Kagura also stuffed a lollipop for Yato, and he also had two in his mouth, "I found this one just now, sweet things always taste different." Have fun Aru."

Yato looked down at the things in his hands, and opened his mouth very touched. He felt refreshed in an instant, and even sent a super bright smile: "...Thank you! I will taste these two tributes carefully."

Shimura Shinpachi opened his mouth, wanting to complain about the horrible use of the word 'tribute', but thinking of Yato's tears just now, he swallowed it back.

At this time, Sakata Yinshi lowered his head and looked through his pockets, then quickly ran to the refrigerator and opened it to look inside, and then said loudly: "You two nasty brats, you just took my things from Ah Yin casually. Go out and give it to someone else!!"

Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, and faced Sakata Gintoki's roar, he said confidently and confidently: "It was Yin-san's problem in the first place, so naturally I have to use your things to make amends."

"That's right, Aru," Kagura replied inarticulately, "Next time Yin-san, you'd better buy a lollipop flavored with vinegar kelp. I prefer that flavor, Aru."

"Shut up, brat! Yin, my dessert is my lifeblood, so I won't give it to you!" Sakata Yintoki finished speaking viciously, and immediately turned to look at Shimura Shinpachi, "Xinpachi, quickly take out ten Yen money, return him and send him out!"

"So why do you want me to help you pay back the money, although ten yen is not much." Shimura Shinpachi complained, but still took out ten yen for Yato.

After receiving the money, Yato felt that this person was at ease. He stood up and smiled and said to Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura: "You are all predestined people. If you encounter difficulties in the future, please entrust me! Speaking of which, I don't know your name."

"I'm so rude, I've been forgetting to introduce myself. My name is Shimura Shinpachi," Shimura Shinpachi said and looked at Kagura next to him, "The girl next to me is Kagura. As for Gin-san, he should have already told you his name right?"

Yato shook his head while looking at Gin Sakata, who was still angrily chanting strawberry milk and lollipops: "No."

"That's really wrong, Aru!" Kagura said with a serious face, pointing at Sakata Ginshi, "The natural roll over there is called Sakata Ginshi, it's a pity that I didn't get a kidney this time. Tsk! "

Yato blinked when he heard it: "Sakata...Gintoki?"

After thinking for a while, Yato ran up to Gintoki Sakata as if he remembered something, held his face in both hands, and looked at him carefully up and down.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

At this moment, Yato finally remembered why the person on the opposite side looked so familiar. It turned out that this guy was the bastard kid he met when he first arrived here!But is it a big change?

When I was a child, as long as I didn't speak, I could be cute when I pressed it. Who is this decadent uncle in front of me now? ? ?

And Gintoki Sakata, whose face was held by Yato, stared at the man in front of him who was deep in thought and whose facial expression changed a lot, and said suddenly: "Brother, even if you look at it from such a close distance Ah Yin, I will not become as handsome as me."

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki changed his tone, pretending to be shy and blinking in a shy tone on purpose, blushing on his face, trying to disgust the other party: "Ya Die~ What are you going to do to me, A Yin? There are minors watching beside you, dead ghost~"

Sakata Gintoki's words successfully brought Yato back to his senses. He let go of his hand and took a step back. The corners of his mouth twitched. He looked at Sakata Gintoki with a very complicated gaze, and sighed after a long time: "...I didn't expect time to be so real." What you bought was a pig-killing knife, and you turned into what you are now."

Faced with Yato's expression and behavior of "the father treats the son he hasn't seen for many years, he sighs in his heart and then looks at his son with complicated eyes", Sakata Gintoki stared at Yato for a while with dead fish eyes expressionlessly, and then Standing up abruptly, bending over and hugging Yato's waist with both hands, he walked directly to the window and threw Yato out along the window.

After hearing a loud noise from downstairs, Sakata Gintoki clapped his palms, stretched his shoulders and walked back to his room: "Yo Xi, the cleaning is finished! Ah Yin, I'm going back to take a nap!"