[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Growing up has become even more unlovable!" Yato got up from the ground and looked up at the closed window of Wanshiwu, and said angrily with the corner of his mouth twitching.

Knowing that Sakata Gintoki is the kid from before, the strangeness in Yato's heart also disappeared.He rolled up his sleeves, and was about to rush up to Sakata Yinshi to settle the score, when the phone rang.

In the next moment, Yato's expression changed suddenly, and he quickly picked up the phone with starry eyes and said in an excited tone: "Hey, this is Yato, the fast, cheap and reassuring delivery god. May I ask you this?" Does the guest need anything?"

After a while, Yato blinked, picked his ears again, and spoke after a moment of silence: "...Wait! Sir, what did you just say?"

"Let me go to Tianren's embassy to plant a bomb!?" Ye Dou's mouth twitched, "There are so many embassies in Tianren, can't you let me release them one by one? And isn't it a harmonious society now? Doing so really won't cause disputes Question!? Sir, this matter..."

Before Yato finished his refusal, he was interrupted by the voice from the opposite side, and then his eyes lit up and he said loudly: "Every time you put a bomb, pay me according to the money you wish for once!?"

"That's right, will you take this entrustment?" A serious voice came from the other side of the phone.

Yato's eyes turned into money symbols in an instant, and the figure disappeared from the spot in the next instant, and appeared in front of the opponent in an instant, clenched his fists and said: "As a god, I naturally don't want to help confused human beings solve their difficult things." Will refuse! I can start work anytime, anywhere!"

"What our patriots are doing is to help the confused human beings save this Edo!" The man with long black hair had sparkling eyes after seeing the scene where Yato suddenly appeared, and he took a step forward and said very seriously, "This Mr. Shenmei, it seems that you are also very suitable to join our team! I believe that with the help of the gods, everyone will have more confidence! Let us fight against barbarians together and fight for the future of Edo!"

Yato also understands that the current society can't achieve success, so he directly refused: "I won't participate in your human affairs, but if you have any problems in the future, you can entrust me again! Sir, my price is absolutely It's a child without deceit!"

"It's not this gentleman, it's Gui!" After finishing speaking reflexively, he suddenly changed the subject and continued, "Since this is the case, there is just one thing I want to entrust to you. I should have done it myself. Yes, but it's just time for lunch, so can I hand it over to you? Of course, I'll pay for it separately!"

"Thank you for your patronage!" Ye Dou's eyes lit up, implying that he agreed.

"That's great!" Gui Xiaotaro said, and his tone was full of bewilderment and joy, "Then please help me put another bomb in the general's mansion!"

"..."

Yato: Did he meet a blaster? Hey!

It's similar to the delicate situation where Yato is going to press the bomb, and Sakata Gintoki on the other side is not sleeping very well.

Sakata Gintoki clearly knew that he was in a dream, vaguely dreaming that a long, long time ago, he wandered on the battlefield and was picked up by Songyang... No, it should be said that it happened before he met Songyang things.

But he didn't have the slightest impression of these, and he didn't feel any strangeness at all for the pictures that obviously didn't exist in his memory.

In his dream, he saw a person beside him, but the other person seemed to be deliberately blurred, and he couldn't see the other person's appearance clearly.

The harder Sakata Gintoki tried to recall, the more he couldn't remember.Just when he gave up, he felt a sudden pat on the shoulder, and in the next moment a big face that he had only seen up close before approached.

Sakata Yinshi jumped up from the bed with excitement, panting heavily with his eyes wide open: "Damn it! I was almost scared to death just now!"

"...Yin-sang, you're the one who scared me to death," Shimura Shinpachi twitched his mouth and got up from the tatami and said, "I just patted you on the shoulder to wake you up, and I didn't As for throwing me out directly, hey!"

Facing Shimura Shinpachi's complaints, Sakata Gintoki pretended not to hear, and rubbed the curly hair on his head a little anxiously: "Sure enough, I was watched closely by that guy for so long before, leaving a psychological shadow Otherwise, how could it be possible to dream of him! Ah Yin, even if the beautiful girl in Huajie does not appear in my dream, it should be a delicious dessert! How could there be a creature with the same gender as Ah Yin and me!"

After saying this, Sakata Yinshi opened his pants, looked down at the [beep——] between his legs, and said in a concerned tone: "Xiao Yinshi, you are definitely normal, right? You will never be right with me. Ah Yin, a guy of the same gender, I don’t think so, right? So just now it was definitely not “thinking day by day, dreaming at night”, but a psychological reaction after being frightened, right? Little Yin was fine You didn't give a [beep——] sky when I saw you, Ah Yin, otherwise, Ah Yin, I would really have doubts about my orientation!"

Shimura Shinpachi listened to Sakata Gintoki's long series of black lines, and when he saw the other party almost sticking his hand into his crotch, he immediately said loudly: "Gin-san, you still have to continue with your unscrupulous actions and words." How long!? This will scare the readers on the other side! What should I do if I scare away the clicks and favorites that have finally come up!?"

"Xin Baji, Ah Yin, I'm just looking to see if my life will be bent in the future! Fortunately, I'm thinking too much," Sakata Yinshi said as he let go of the hand holding his trousers, and picked his nostrils in a lazy voice Said, "As for the number of clicks and favorites, I have nothing to do with Ah Yin, that is the author's fault! Those who love Ah Yin, even if it is Ah Yin, I am now putting my hands on [beep——] , [beep——] flying [beep——] will also love Ah Yin me, and maybe there will be a girl to help me or something, as expected, Ah Yin, my charm..."

"Shut up, hey! No one wants to help you fly [beep——]!" Shimura Shinpachi immediately interrupted Sakata Gintoki with a growl, and raised his forehead tiredly, "Gin-san, although I know your integrity has been shattered, but how can you fix it if you put a guard on your mouth!"

"You're so naive, Xin Baji! If you want to keep eating desserts and food, how can you press the door!" Sakata Gintoki said, pointing to his legs solemnly, "Ah Yin, I just need to give Xiaoyin pushed the door shut so that he wouldn't just see a girl and get excited and want to have a fling, or get drunk and go to the wrong door and accidentally lie on someone else's bed, so that he would be messed up after drinking [beep——] It's ok! Facts have proved that my little Yinshi is definitely a gentleman among gentlemen! For so many years, he has been sticking to his position, Ah Yin, I am really pleased!"

Shimura Shinpachi looked over with dead fish eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

This natural roll is hopeless.