[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

After a few minutes of confusion, several people finally sat down on the sofa and started talking.

"Hey, the point now is not that you are not a god, Mr. Yato." Shimura Shinpachi coughed lightly and took the initiative to take on the important task of communication, and said to Yato, "The main reason you came here is because Yinsang owed you money." , then may I ask how much Yinsang owes?"

Yeto straightened his face when he heard it, as if he had found the point, he said seriously: "No, there is no doubt that I am a god, this is definitely the point!"

"No, this question is not the point," Shimura Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth, desperately suppressing his urge to continue complaining, and continued his topic after a subtle silence for a while, "...What exactly does Yinsang owe? How much money do you have, do you think selling a kidney is enough to repay it?”

"Shinpachi, I've brought the kitchen knife at home, Aru," at this time Kagura waved Shimura Shinpachi with a smile while holding the kitchen knife, and then fixed his eyes on Sakata Gintoki, "Which side are we going to pick now?" How about digging out both of them, Alu? Sell one to pay back the money, and keep the money from the other to buy rice and supplement the household.”

After finishing speaking, Kagura clapped his hands as if he had thought of some good idea, with a bright smile on his face: "Ah, since I have already cut two kidneys, how about cutting off the other parts and selling them as well?" Alu? Then I can buy a lot of vinegar kelp, and you can also buy Atong’s various song discs and peripherals in Xin Baji! Do you think I’m super smart, Alu!?”

Shimura Shinpachi originally wanted to educate Kagura, but after hearing the following words, he withdrew the lines he was going to spit out, held his chin and thought for a few seconds, and decided that what Kagura said seemed very reasonable: "Kagura You are really smart, Jiang, and Yinsang's penis can be donated to those in need."

Yato stared dumbfounded at the two of them talking to themselves, lit a candle for Gintoki Sakata, whose face was already Spartan, and rejoiced in his heart that it was lucky that Hibiki wasn't so vicious.

However... In the past two years, Fei has become more and more rude to him, and kicked him out of the cheap rental house he finally found qaq the day before yesterday.

Thinking of this, Yato fell into a depression.

And Yinshi Sakata, who was listening to the conversation between the two, slapped the table with a slap, and said loudly with a distorted expression: "Hey! Ah Yin, I'm still here! You two cowards, you want to kill Ah Yin and me. Do you dismember the body? Beware of those tax thieves who come to catch you. At a young age, you thought about dismantling the parts of the adults in your family and selling them for money, so that you will be able to pay for it when you grow up!? If your mother in the country Knowing that you will become like this when you grow up, you will definitely cry, even if you crawl out of the graveyard, you will cry for you two cowards!"

When Sakata Gin responded, Kagura threw the kitchen knife, which happened to be stuck in the middle of his legs.

Sakata Gintoki's body froze, he looked down at the kitchen knife with a cold light on his legs covered in cold sweat, pulled it out with trembling hands and threw it aside before he heaved a sigh of relief, glaring at Kagura angrily: "You I almost hurt Ah Yin, my little brother just now! Do you know how important this is to a man? How can it be repaired! Without it, Ah Yin, I can’t [beep——] every morning, and I can’t save myself Have a great night, you bastard!"

"What kind of night life does the filthy adult want?" Kagura picked his nostrils calmly, spit out a mouthful of phlegm, "tsk! After you take out the kidney, your [beep——] will have no effect, and you still have it What are you doing, Alu? Then you will be able to become a lady at Mrs. Xixiang’s place, it’s really great, Roll Sauce.”

Yato looked at Le subtly, and always felt that the sense of familiarity still existed, but there was something strange about it.

Sakata Gintoki had blue veins jumping on his head, stood up and went to Kagura's side, stretched out his hand and ruthlessly pulled the other person's face: "Is this the mouth that said something rebellious to the elders just now!!"

"Yin-sang and Kagura-chan, please stop, the customer is still on the side...ah, no! The creditor is still on the side, he has been ignored for a long time!" Shimura Shinpachi, who was on the side, immediately uttered a voice after seeing the two of them were about to pinch each other Stop it, and then turned to Yato and smiled apologetically, "I made you laugh, we are a bit noisy here. What...Mr. Yato, please tell me how much money Yinsang owes, so that we can make preparations." .”

Kagura saluted at the side, and said with a serious expression: "Report sir, the kitchen knife is ready, Aru! You can do it at any time!"

Yato looked at Gintoki Sakata with a little sympathy, and then stretched out ten fingers to Shimura Shinpachi and the others: "He owes me this amount."

Shimura Shinpachi looked at Yato's hands: "I didn't expect Yinsang to owe one hundred thousand!"

"No, it's not one hundred thousand," Yato shook his hand, "it's ten..."

"Is it a billion!?" Kagura on the side interrupted Yato's words with wide eyes, and suddenly covered his chest in grief, "Even if you take apart the parts of Silver Sauce and sell them, you can't replace them. Lu! Then I sold the parts on Xinbaji’s body, and it seems that there are not enough parts. Is Yinchan going to sell me to Yoshihara to pay off your debts? My lord’s world is so dark, Lu, I’m already full of disappointment with the natural curls on the earth!”

"It's your head that's full of darkness, okay! And did the natural curly hair bother you, and you actually took it out and laid it on the gun!" Sakata Gintoki slapped Kagura on the back of the head, sticking her to the table. With throbbing veins, he said angrily, "You two have a little bit of confidence in Ah Yin, how can I repair it! Am I the one who owes such a huge debt! Look at Ah Yin, my upright eyes!"

What responded to Sakata Gintoki was Kagura Ashimura Shinpachi's contemptuous dead fish eyes, and the atmosphere of the room suddenly subtly silent.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

"Cough cough," Yeto coughed a few times at this time, breaking the delicate atmosphere between the three of them, and suddenly brushed his hair on his forehead, grinning brightly at the three of them, "How can you be a god?" Maybe I received so much money, I just collected incense money. The natural scroll over there made two wishes, so it owes me ten yen!"

The three of them turned their heads and looked at Yato for a long time without saying a word. Gintoki Sakata stared at Yato with dead fish eyes for a while, then suddenly lowered his head, and whispered to Kagura, "I don't know why, looking at this guy, suddenly I feel that the prehistoric power in my hand is almost uncontrollable, and I have an urge to slap that triumphant face."

"What a coincidence, Silver-chan, I feel this way now, Aru!" Kagura also responded in a serious 'whispered voice'.

The smile on Yetou's face froze: "If you treat the gods with such an attitude, you will be punished by heaven!"

"This setting of the gods is not enough to play with?" Shimura Shinpachi suddenly twitched, "Also, I thought I owed a lot of money and was ready to let Kagura take out the kidney, but in the end Is it only ten yen!?"

Kagura turned her head and blinked cutely, and raised the kitchen knife in her hand: "Big man Aru, even if Yinchan doesn't owe that much, you can sell your kidneys for food money anytime now, Alu!"

Sakata Gintoki gritted his teeth: "Hey! Yin, I just owe ten yen! Ten yen, hey! Throwing ten yen on the ground, even if someone picks it up! You still want to sell the parts on my body, Yin !?"

Yato was very dissatisfied when he heard that, he patted the table with his hand vigorously, and said excitedly: "Don't underestimate the ten-yen coin! This is the money I got from work and used to build the shrine!"

"...Ah?" At this time, Sakata Gintoki and the three of them grasped the key points in Yato's words, "You say you are a god, but you don't even have a shrine?"

Yato's body froze in place, his eyes were blank, and his expression also froze.

The three of Sakata Gintoki were suddenly enlightened when they saw Yato's appearance, and gave Yato three pairs of dead fish eyes.Although nothing was said, everything was said in silence.