[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Yetou blinked at the familiar person on the opposite side, didn't think about it, and said loudly with his usual smile: "Excuse me, this gentleman..."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I didn't dare to look at the person opposite me at all, tears welled up in the corners of my eyes, "I, I know! It's time to hum the theme song of Doraemon!"

"Excuse me, please," Yato raised his hand and waved in front of Sakata Gintoki, seeing his legs clamped into a splayed figure in front of him, revealing his white thighs, his face full of horror, his eyes closed, he dared not look at him, and his hands clasped together The corner of the mouth of the muttering person twitched, "Sir, did you hear me? I can help solve it..."

"Ayin, my ears are full of wind recently, and I can't hear anything!!!" Sakata Yintoki yelled at the doctor, interrupting Yato's words, and then started humming the prelude to Doraemon's theme song, "Da la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la..."

With a row of black wires hanging on Yetou's head, he said again: "That..."

"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Sakata Gintoki interrupted Yato again, "Sure enough, when people get older, they will experience hallucinations, auditory hallucinations, and phantom limbs... Ah, there seems to be something wrong with the last one! No, no, Yin Even if I am old [beep——], I will definitely be hard ♂ hard ♀ thick ♂ strong, so I won’t use phantom limbs!”

After watching the silver-haired natural curly man on the opposite side run directly from fear to the stage of losing moral integrity, Yato was subtly silent for a while, and then said in a more relaxed tone: "Sir, you seem to be in trouble, as long as you tell me to entrust Give it to me, and I, Yatogami, will easily solve your troubles for you~!"

"Guru..."

What responded to Yato was the rolling sound of the opposite person's stomach, and then the excrement that fell into the toilet with a thunderclap accompanied by a fresh smell.

Sakata Yinshi exhaled and covered his chest with his hands: "I was so frightened just now, Yin, I couldn't control the prehistoric power in my body! This time I was really scared, shit!"

Yeto stood on the spot with a stiff face, and silently tied the scarf around his neck between his mouth and nose: "Well, if you have nothing to do, sir, I will leave."

Although it is a rare commission, it is better than smelling such a fresh smell all the time.

Thinking of this, Yato blinked and decided it would be better to leave.And just as he turned around, the person behind grabbed his pants.

"Sack of bridge beans! This great immortal is still a ghost!" Sakata Gintoki blinked, now he didn't care whether the person in front of him was a ghost or not, the main thing was to solve the urgent problem.Thinking of this, Sakata Gintoki said flatteringly, "Little brother, I have encountered the most important problem in my life and need help, so Daxian, please don't leave qaq!"

Yato held his pants with both hands to prevent being pulled down by Gintoki Sakata, and looked back at the natural curly eyes twitching behind him: "I heard you say your wish! So let go of the hands holding my pants quickly, hey! "

Sakata Yinshi did not let go, but silently increased the strength of his hand: "No, no, if I let go, Ah Yin, you will definitely leave me here. If Ah Yin, I wait until [beep——] After getting rid of the dark yellow object on the screen, you will have no face to meet the protagonists of the other Jump series!!”

Seeing that the pants were about to be taken off, Yato immediately stretched out a hand to break away Sakata Gintoki's hand, and hurriedly said: "I really can't leave, so let go quickly! The pants are going to fall off! They are going to fall off! !"

Yato feels a little tired, is he going to be the first god whose pants are stripped by mortals qaq!When I think of this, my eyes are filled with tears, okay? ?

"No, no, no! I won't let go of Yin! I know this is just your plan to delay the attack, right? You will never go back when I let go of Yin!" Sakata Yinshi put his other hand He also reached for Yato's pants and grabbed them, "Do you know how indifferent the current society is? People always do one thing in front of the other, and innocent and upright guys like Ah Yin and I have become an endangered species! "

The corners of Ye Dou's mouth twitched, and he tried to pull up his pants: "I can swear that I won't leave! I am a god, and I will never go back on what I promised, so let go quickly!!"

"Gods are already like Santa Claus, and now even children don't believe in them, okay? You don't like me?" Sakata Gintoki suddenly found that the person opposite him stiffened, with a disillusioned look in his eyes. Suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched, "Damn it, so you still believe in the existence of Santa Claus?"

Yato: "...doesn't it exist! qaq I got a gift for Christmas!"

Although he broke a person's fantasy, Sakata Gintoki didn't feel any guilt at all, he just comforted him verbally without any sincerity: "The gift was definitely prepared by your family, Santa Claus doesn't actually exist, I just helped Ayin You have taken an important step towards recognition!"

"No, why am I talking about this issue now," Sakata Gintoki suddenly remembered his current situation, seeing Yato blinking with a look of shock, his voice should be as sincere as possible, but his hands still held tightly Looking at Yato's pants, "Brother, for the sake of Ah Yin's growth, please do me a favor."

"Actually, there will be many problems in the toilet, such as suddenly running out of water, or accidentally hearing something secret from the neighbor, and now I have also encountered a very serious problem!" Sakata Gintoki As he spoke, he blinked, with a serious expression on his face, "The little elf like toilet paper suddenly ran out when I was using it, so this little brother, could you please bring some toilet paper in for me, Ah Yin?"

After hearing this passage, Yato recovered from the fact that there is no Santa Claus in the world, and after recovering, he went into work mode very dedicatedly.

He tugged his pants up, nodded to Sakata Gintoki: "I will help you, so hands..."

"Ahem, I was too nervous just now. After all, in this small space, there are only the two of us, and he dragged his pants or something..." Sakata Gintoki twisted his body and let go of his hand, his face still With a hint of blush, "That's why I was a little nervous and tugged on your pants~"

Facing Sakata Gintoki's serious nonsense, Yato said...it's really irritating!And the current picture is also very eye-catching! !

After choking for a long time, Yato found his voice: "Then, sir, your request is to let me bring you some toilet paper, right?"

"That's right, that's right!" Sakata Gintoki nodded quickly.

"Okay, I see." Yato said and spread his hands to Sakata Gintoki.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the other party's white palm and blinked suspiciously: "Huh?"

"Money!" Yato also blinked back at the other party, "To make a wish to the gods is also to give incense money! I declare in advance that I don't do free work!"

Sakata Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard it, and looked at Yato who was facing him with dead fish eyes, and couldn't help but say: "...What a mess! Big brother, you came here to watch a joke and rob him, right?"