[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"This is not a robbery, but a rule," Yato said very seriously, "Since you have made a wish to let me help, you must give me the incense money! Ah, by the way, please also give me the money for the toilet paper .”

"Hashibean sack!" Sakata Gintoki shouted, "Didn't you say that you are Kami Sangma? Hey!? When you meet a human being who screams because of the huge troubles in life, shouldn't you hold a heart Do you have a big heart to go forward to help!?"

"It's very difficult to be a god in this era. If you don't have sesame oil money, you can't even eat enough," Yato said, stretching out his five fingers, "And my fee is only this amount, absolutely innocent! "

Sakata Gintoki immediately withdrew his hand: "Big brother, are you so angry that you want to chop off one of A Yin's hands because I pulled your pants to help you!?"

"You think too much, I'm talking about five yen!" Yato patted his chest, and said very proudly, "I'm very talented! The sesame oil money is naturally five yen!"

Sakata Yinshi blinked, and then raised his hand to pick his ears: "Huh? Did I hear it wrong just now? You are so cheap!?"

"I don't know why I always feel that the cheapness you said is a bit wrong." Yetou subconsciously complained.

"That's definitely your illusion, brother," Sakata Gintoki immediately lowered his head and looked in his wallet to find three ten-yen coins. He put the coins in Yato's hand and said very seriously, "Buy The paper towels seem to be exactly [-] yen, brother, why don't you help me put [-] yen on it first?"

Yato: "Small business, no credit."

The corners of Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched when he heard it: "...a little flexibility, hey! Ah Yin, I will definitely pay you back! I will entrust you with anything in the future, dear!"

Yetou's eyes lit up when he heard it, and immediately took the money to buy paper, and left a sentence.

"Thank you for your patronage, please come to me next time! From being a bodyguard to cleaning the toilet, I can do everything! Open 24 hours a day, all year round, just a phone call will show up immediately, it is convenient and saves money!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato who flashed in front of him and disappeared as suddenly as when he appeared just now, and was silent for a while: "...is the god so down-to-earth now?"

After waiting for Gintoki Sakata to wipe the life-saving paper that Yato brought back [beep——], he finally walked out of the toilet, but because he sat on the toilet for a long time, his legs were already numb.And when Ye Dou looked at Sakata Yin eagerly, the words 'Hurry up and give me the five yen I owe' were written in his eyes.

Sakata Gintoki felt the scorching gaze on his body and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he turned to Yato and said, "...brother, I found that you can't look at the air very well, hey, shouldn't you step forward and help Ayin to go at this time Is that right!? Ah Yin, I am so disappointed in this indifferent society!"

Seeing that Yato still showed no action, Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes and immediately said: "Brother, let me trouble you with one more thing, you can see that I can't walk now, so I can trouble you to send me back Home? Of course, this is a new commission."

As soon as he finished saying this, Sakata Gintoki realized that his body was vacated and was full by the princess.

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a while, staring at the sky very close to him with dead fish eyes, and then lowered his head to look at the pedestrians and scenes on the ground that were retreating rapidly, the corners of his mouth twitched.Facing the wind, he said weakly to Yato who was running with him on the roof, "...Moshi Moshi, this self-proclaimed Kamisama, Ah Yin, I think this way of going home is a bit shameful, And why do you want to run on the roof like a monster [beep——], isn’t there a flat and spacious concrete road on the ground!? Look at them, the purpose of their existence is for people to walk on them! Ah , Speaking of which, I haven't told you my address yet, which home are you going to send me back to? My hometown? Are you going to send me back to my hometown?"

Even after taking a mouthful of it, Feng Sakata Gintoki did not give up complaining. At this time, his eyes lit up when he saw the plaque on the opposite street, and he raised his hand and patted Yato on the shoulder: "Brother, land quickly, there! It says The master house is the destination!"

Yato stopped immediately when he heard it, jumped to the corridor on the second floor, put down Sakata Gintoki, and said, "The house of everything? I always feel..."

"It always feels subtle and your work collided, right?" Sakata Gintoki scratched his hand on his chest, then turned to look at Yato, "Overall, we seem to be business rivals. , this so-and-so kamisama."

"It's Yato." Yato reminded him of his name.

"Speaking of which, you are really a god? When did a god with this name appear in Edo? I've never heard of it." Hey, Sakata Gintoki picked his ear piercing, "But here in Kabukicho, no one would believe it. Holy shit."

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki suddenly realized: "I know! In fact, brother, you are a celestial being with the ability of teleportation and sunspots, and your name happens to be Yetogami. You only ran to the earth because the planet is remote and you have no money. Life in the upper class, right? Wow, I suddenly feel like I have the IQ to be a detective!"

"I'm one of the 800 million gods who are serious! Although I'm still on sale, one day I will become the god who will be worshiped by everyone and stand at the top!" Yato said, his eyes began to sparkle, He clenched his fists as if he had seen a bright future, "By then my believers will be all over the earth!"

"What kind of cult organization is this? It sounds scary." Sakata Gintoki complained without hesitation.

Ye Dou choked, and said angrily: "You will be punished by God for treating the gods like this!"

"Ah, Yin, I'm so scared," Sakata Yintoki said in an unwavering voice, and yawned lazily, "No, I want to drink a box of strawberry milk to calm my shock."

Yato: "..." I don't know why this person in front of me speaks in a way that makes people angry, but it's subtly familiar!But... so hot!

"Gin-san, why have you been standing outside the door talking to yourself?" At this time the sliding door was opened, Shimura Shinpachi looked at Sakata Gintoki at the door and asked, "Why didn't you come in?"

"Yo! Shinpachi, I met someone outside who has the same weak sense of existence as you," said, Sakata Gintoki patted Shimura Shinpachi on the shoulder, "It's the guy next to me who said he was Kami Sama and others are actually in the same profession as Ah Yin and me."

"Gin-san, what are you talking about?" Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, looked around Sakata Gintoki, "There is no one around you."

Gintoki Sakata saw that Yato, who had already taken off his shoes generously and walked into the house, passed by Shinpachi and greeted him very politely, stiffened, raised his finger to point at Yato, and then pointed at himself, It took me a long time to find my own voice: "...Could it be that Ah Yin is the only one who can see it!? Bridge, bridge bean sack! Is that guy really not a celestial being or a god in his name, but the real thing? You, you ghost, hello!!"

Shimura Shinpachi looked at Sakata Gintoki's appearance and hesitated before speaking: "...Gin-san, are you okay? Did you hit your head? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

"No, no, no! It's scarier than hitting your head! Yin, I'm not well at all, my whole body is not well, hey!" Sakata Gintoki grabbed Shimura Shinpachi's collar excitedly, because he was too emotional Excited, a few blue veins popped out of the forehead, "Do you know that something bad went into the house just now!?"

Shimura Shinpachi stared at Sakata Gintoki for a while with dead eyes, let the other party hold his collar, turned his head and shouted into the room: "Kagura-chan, call the hospital for an ambulance. It's in the head!"

The corner of Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched, and a bright red intersection jumped out of his head: "...you just hit your head, how can you fix it!!"