[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Today, the master house is full of laziness as always. The afternoon sun shines into the house through the gaps in the windows, adding some laziness to the room.

Lying on the sofa in the living room, a certain silver-haired man with natural curly hair leisurely flipped through the juvenile jump in his hand, and complained by the way.

"So why do you have silver hair and dead fish eyes? How can this guy be so popular?" Sakata Gintoki said, stretching out his little finger to pick his nostrils, and the dark red dead fish eyes stared at the person in the picture, " Is it because of the hair? Is it because of the hair? Hey! Ah Yin, I don’t want to have natural curly hair, how can I fix it!”

"Shut up, Gin-chan, you're so annoying, Aru," Kagura at the side squinted at Sakata Gintoki who was lying on the sofa, and complained mercilessly, "Don't push all your problems to the natural volume. Lu, Kakashi's popularity is obviously because he is handsomer than you, has better working ability than you, has savings and is a golden bachelor, he is a hundred times stronger than you, a good-for-nothing madao who can't pay the rent, Aru."

"Kagura-chan, even if these are the truth, don't tell them in front of Yin-sang, you see Yin-sang is already stiff," Shinpachi calmly persuaded, but in fact it was Continue to make up the knife, "Yin Sang is actually very good! Although we never pay the rent, we never pay us wages, do not cook or clean the house, even if there are minors living in the family, they often stay out at night. I spend my money playing pachinko, and I often lose only a pair of underwear.”

"Ah, Xinbaji, look quickly, the silver sauce has faded, Aru!" Kagura opened his eyes wide and looked at the stiff Sakata Yin, and poked it with his hand, "Is it because the production team didn't have the money to paint it? It suddenly turned into a black line, Aru."

"That's petrification, Kagura-chan," Shimura Shinpachi pushed his glasses and said coldly, "If you poke it a few more times, it might still be weathered."

"That's enough for you two, it's really enough! Ah Yin, I can hear you clearly, you bastard! How can you be so dissatisfied with me? How can you repair it? It's not easy to make money to support a family in this age, do you know? Especially There is a big stomach king in the family, and the pet of the big stomach king is also a big stomach king!" When Sakata Gintoki said this, the expression on his face was slightly distorted, "Do you know how much money is just spent on food expenses? What!? Ah Yin, I have also worked very hard, you look at Ah Yin, my hair has already turned white, obviously Ah Yin is still young, but because of you, I have turned my head gray early, how can I fix it! "

"Don't talk nonsense seriously!!" Shimura Shinpachi roared with a bright red intersection on his head, "Don't blame others! Although Kagura-chan and Joharu's food It’s true that there are a lot of them, but most of them are from Grandma Dengshi, okay? Also, Yinsang, your hair is originally white, and you haven’t changed this since you were just born, just like you There is no way to save the natural curls on the head."

Gintoki Sakata took a step back clutching his chest, and raised his finger at Shimura Shinpachi: "I feel the powerful malice from Planet Spectacles, it must take three... no, ten strawberry parfaits to save my injured weak heart! "

"I also feel that my heart has been hurt!" Shimura Shinpachi knocked Sakata Gintoki's hand aside, "What the hell is the glasses planet!"

"Shinpachi, isn't your body just the glasses, Aru," Kagura interjected at this time, chewing vinegar kelp and blinking, "Aru, the mobile glasses that walk with humans."

Shimura Shinpachi directly turned the table over: "You were besieging Yinsang with me just now, why are you facing me in the blink of an eye, Kagura-chan!?"

"Ah, I'm sorry," Kagura scratched the back of his head, "I said Aru just now."

"_(:3)∠)_..."

Shimura Shinpachi was silent for a long time, as if remembering something, he took out a package from behind and handed it to Sakata Yinshi: "I saw this at the door this morning. The sender is Sakamoto-san, and it should be sent to Yinshi. Sang your gift."

Sakata Gintoki took the box from Shimura Shinpachi and shook it by his ear: "Is there a bomb inside?"

Shimura Shinpachi's mouth twitched: "Gin-san, what is your impression of Sakamoto-san in your heart? Aren't you two friends?"

"Actually, Sakamoto and the wig are better at playing. After all, the two of them have a black hole in their head and a blank brain in the other. Putting them together lowers each other's IQ, not to mention making the people around them get mentally retarded buffs. It’s a super scary combination magic! Ah Yin, I was tortured by the two of them and I’m still not recovering, and now I even suffer from high blood pressure,” Sakata Yintoki patted Shimura Shinpachi on the shoulder, speaking earnestly Said, "Xinbaji, you must not get too close to those two people, or you will really be hopeless if you have a low sense of presence and apply the mentally handicapped buff."

"No, Yin-san, your high blood pressure is obviously caused by eating too much sugar," Shimura Shinpachi on the side directly complained, with the corners of his mouth twitching, "And Yin-san, are you comforting me or mocking me at the end? I don't understand anymore."

"You're thinking too much, Shin Hachi," Kagura on the side picked his nostrils, "What you said just now wasn't meant to comfort you, Aru."

Sakata Gintoki nodded in agreement, and then sighed: "Look at Xinbaji, your IQ seems to have dropped a lot, go to the phone booth outside to top up."

Shimura Shinpachi: ...I really want to break up with these two guys! !

"The bastard will take you out naturally, what about this month's rent! If you don't give it to my old lady, I will throw you out today!!"

At this time, there was a loud shout from the entrance, and Sakata Gintoki's expression became serious when he heard it, he quickly stood up and opened the window and went out directly: "Kagura, Shin Hachi, tell the old woman, Ayin, I'm going on a trip Already!"

"Ah, I ran away," Shimura Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth, "If I remember correctly, yesterday's commission seems to have made a lot of money, right?"

"Silver sauce said to save it, and give us lucky money in the first month." Kagura on the side blinked and said so.

"How do you hear that Yinsang is fooling you here!" Shimura Shinpachi said loudly with black lines all over his head, "Sinksang has never been paid, how could he give New Year's money! He will definitely go to Pachinko You will come back only if you lose only your underwear!!”

"Oh!"

Kagura stretched out her fist full of anger, and gritted her teeth: "How can I repair it! Silver sauce lied to me!!"

"...Um...so Kagura-chan, why did you hit me?" Shimura Shinpachi bent down and covered his bleeding nose and said in a muffled voice.

Kagura blinked, and said without apology at all: "Ah! Sorry, I just slipped my hand and hit it."

Shimura Shinpachi: "..."

On the other hand, Sakata Gintoki, who ran out, went to the cold drink shop and ordered a table of cold drinks, completely forgetting about the rent.When he finished eating and walked on the street, he found that there was a prehistoric force in his body that was tumbling, clamoring, and wanted to release it from [beep——].

Sakata Yinshi hurriedly ran to the public toilet, and sat on the squatting toilet before he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's so dangerous, I almost couldn't control it!"

"Speaking of which, my wife told me yesterday that she saw a god."

"Hey?"

"Didn't I mention to you that the parrot my child raised was lost? When I got home yesterday, I found it. I asked and found out. My wife said that it was entrusted to the gods for help."

"God ah..."

"I don't know if it's true or not."

Sakata Gintoki, who was sitting on the toilet in the cubicle, picked his nose when he heard the conversation between the two people outside, and muttered in a low voice: "Gods, monsters, Santa Claus, etc., now even children won't believe it. People , I always think that relying on those mysterious things will make my heart weak."

While complaining, Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand and pulled the toilet paper basket.Then... successfully pulled out five centimeters of toilet paper.

Sakata Yinshi stared deeply at the piece of paper in his hand and was speechless for a long time, choking for a long time before throwing it on the ground with his head throbbing.

"Did I forget to read the almanac when I went out, Ah Yin! Why is there no paper! Don't be lazy and not put paper in the public toilet, you bastard!" Sakata Yintoki rubbed his head frantically, and shouted, "Hey! Outside Is there anyone here? We need emergency help here now! Ah Yin, I don’t want [beep——] something sticky with dark yellow sticky and smelly to sit here forever! Is there anyone outside? Please pass me some toilet paper, please!!"

However, Sakata Gintoki called Sakata, but no one responded, and immediately covered his face tiredly: "Oops, those sticky dark yellow things on the back of Ah Yin's buttocks will be dried on the chrysanthemum, hey! Just outside Isn’t there someone else? Why is it gone now! Ah Yin, I never knew that I had the attribute of lucky e, so I saved my life!”

Only then did Sakata Yinshi realize that his courier hadn't been opened yet, and with a faint hope, he immediately opened the small box, and then saw a mobile phone and the words written on the paper case.

[Ahahahahahahaha, Jin Shi, have you solved your natural curly hair yet?By the way, this new mobile phone can communicate across the universe. The manufacturer gave me a few for free as a gift. This is for you. My number is already stored in it, so you can always contact me.

ps: Next time I will help you find out if there is any ointment for permanent hair straightening, ahahahahahaha. ]

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a while, and threw the box on the ground with a twitch of the corner of his mouth: "Since the bastard has written, why don't you change to an A4 paper! Even if it's not A4 paper, hey!"

Sakata Gintoki's eyes lit up when he saw the phone after complaining, and immediately turned on the phone and dialed Wanshiwu, and when he got through, he immediately said: "Moses Moses? Kagura? Is Shin Hachi here? It's an emergency, let him bring toilet paper Come……"

"Didn't you say you went on a trip, bastard? Where are you now!? Don't let me see..."

After hearing Granny Toshi's voice, Sakata Gintoki quickly cut off the call, and blinked his fish eyes: "Ah, it seems that I planned to call just now."

Sakata Yinshi fell silent for a while, and just as he was looking at the thousand-yuan bills in his wallet and was about to make a move, he suddenly found a message similar to a small promotional advertisement appearing on the door panel of the toilet.

[Ye Dou Shen is open all year round, no matter whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, day or night, just dial 090-xxxx-##x, and we can help you solve all your troubles! ] "Obviously I haven't seen it before, why did it suddenly appear now? Ling, Lingling, supernatural phenomena!!" Sakata Yinshi swallowed, rubbed his arms, "Ayin, I, I, I, I am not afraid ! Yes, call now!"

Sakata Gintoki immediately pressed the number, with the mentality that no matter who is on the other side, as long as someone speaks, he can dispel fear, and if he is lucky, he may be able to get the other party to send him a piece of toilet paper. Connected.

"Hi, thank you for your patronage! This is Yato, the delivery god who delivers fast, cheap, safe, and safe home delivery. May I ask what troubles this customer has? The price is absolutely fair, and I will help you solve all problems. guest……"

'click'

Sakata Gintoki listened to the salesman on the other side, and quickly closed the phone with eyes wide open. Unexpectedly, a person in sportswear suddenly appeared in front of him in the next second.

"This gentleman, is that the one you called just now? If you have any commission, just say it =w=!!"

Sakata Yinshi's body froze in place, his head was broken for a while, and then he suddenly burst into a loud cry: "...[beep——] Time Machine! Where is the time machine? Fuck! Qaq help, help! Ah Yin, I see Something bad has happened, ouch!"