I Worship the Handlebars with the School God [Transmigration Book]

Cen Xingyi waited for a long time before the pomelo essence came back, and when he looked up, he saw that its smooth pomelo skin had withered visibly to the naked eye.

He widened his eyes in surprise, with a look of novelty on his face, "So you can transform. It's so fun." After saying that, he grabbed the grapefruit and held it in his hand to observe carefully.

"Do you have green hair?"

[The system suddenly became angry: You are the only one with green hair! 】

Upon hearing the irritable tone, Cen Xingyi understood, held back a snicker, and continued to look at the pomelo finely.

The original smooth grapefruit skin now feels pitted and rough to the touch, and the originally elastic flesh has become soft like a small belly.

[The system is sluggish: the host, I successfully hypnotized Ye Yeye, you can tell me.What does hair have to do with life? 】

"Is it so difficult to hypnotize her?" I thought you were very powerful, but now you look listless, tsk, it seems that you overestimated you.

[The system has a soft belly, Yu Zu said: That's not true, she has the aura of a heroine.And I'm just a weak and helpless little system...]

[Grapefruit Essence: The host should not interrupt.I have fulfilled my promise, it is your turn for the host.If you lie to me...you know the consequences. 】

The two green pomelo bullets were held in the hands of the coveted pomelo essence, and they "chirped" twice excitedly.

Seeing this, Cen Xingyi didn't try any further.He whimpered, and while rounding and flattening the pomelo essence, he thought about how to fool him.

"Of course hair is related to life." He grabbed the two leaves on the top of the pomelo essence and danced in the air, "Look, isn't this hair a life cycle from the time it grows to the end? , that is premature death. A lifetime of hair symbolizes the beginning and end of life."

"A newborn child has no hair. As he continues to grow, his hair gradually grows luxuriant. When his life comes to an end, his hair also gradually falls out. This is a cycle of reincarnation, the same as leaves grow in spring and fall in autumn..."

Cen Xingyi flickered earnestly, seeing the pomelo spirit squinting thoughtfully, nodding from time to time.I couldn't help secretly delighting in my heart, and I took the bait.

"Hey! Hey!" The pomelo balls broke free from the system's grip, rolled to Cen Xingyi's hand, and kept rubbing against him with the small leaves on top of their heads.The words "please touch" were written all over Yuanyuan's face.

"And you don't know, as a man, if he loses his hair and becomes bald, then he is old and youth is gone! What is hair, it is fate and dignity!"

While talking, he used his mobile phone to find a lot of examples of a series of human tragedies caused by baldness, which made Yuzu Jing stunned.The blades above the head emit wisps of white smoke due to too much brainstorming...

Facing Cen Xingyi's sincere gaze, Yuzu Jing touched the top of his head with the small blade in fear and found that, as a system that mimics grapefruit, it is impossible for hair to appear on it.

For a while, the system crashed.

The whole grapefruit "withered" immediately.

Squeezing the grapefruit bullet in his hand, Cen Xingyi sighed in his heart, as expected, as long as the grapefruit bullet is not used to hit himself, it would be too cute.

His eyes were lowered, and his thick eyelashes cast a half shadow in the light and shadow.He pretended to be thoughtful and said, "If there is no hair, there is still a way to remedy it."

In an instant, grapefruit essence is full. [System: Is there a way for the host? 】

"Yeah." Cen Xingyi nodded, swiping his fingers on the screen a few times to bring up a few pictures of wigs and handed them to her: "bald people can rely on this magic wig."

What appeared on the screen was a beautifully crafted wig. Seeing this, Youzi looked it over carefully, and then looked up at the top of Cen Xingyi's head.For a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up.

[The system is cute and blinks: Host, can I exchange one with you? 】As a small system that can only publish tasks in general, there is no such magical thing in its mall.It has reason to suspect that the main gods rebelled in order to prevent them from controlling life.

"Exchange what?" Cen Xingyi lowered his head to show indifference, and silently swiped the screen to chat with the people in the group.But the little abacus in my heart kept flipping.He felt that this small system seemed to be hiding something from him. "You mean the wig?"

[The system eagerly: Yes, yes, yes. 】

"No." He turned his back and muttered in a low voice, "Anyway, there is no reward for completing the task, I don't think you have anything I want."

The slightly complaining tone sounded particularly aggrieved, Cen Xingyi supported his head with one hand, and opened the curtain with the other to let the bright moonlight flood his face.Suddenly, the melancholy and sad atmosphere around him became more intense.

The moonlight was so bright that his skin was as white as snow.As soon as he lowered his head, the ink-like hair shone with a dazzling brilliance.Occasionally, a ray of cool wind slips into the house, and the hair will sway in a charming arc.

For a while, Yuzu Jing stared dumbfounded. After gathering his mind, it believed even more in what Cen Xingyi said.

Hair must be a very important thing, related to life.It is so important that the space mall given to them by the Lord God dare not sell this thing.

That's right, it has a mysterious mall that is not open to the host.There are countless goods in that mall that can help them complete tasks, and the currency for purchasing goods is the points that the host gets after completing the task.

Cen Xingyi said that there is no reward after completing the task, but in fact there is.However, these rewards are not given to the host but directly to the system, and the system buys what it needs in the mall.For example, props that can help the task to be completed, and some are equipment for upgrading the system.

If the mall is given to the host, then the host can directly control the mall, and the ownership is not with the system.This means that the relationship between the host and the system has changed and is no longer dominated by the system.

Grapefruit Essence naturally understood this, hesitated for a moment, then gritted its teeth and made up its mind.

[System: I can give you the mall, and you give me a wig. 】

"Mall?" Cen Xingyi was also very surprised.He knew that the system was hiding something from him, but he didn't expect it to be this.

Thinking about it carefully, Cen Xingyi also smiled.During the day, my brain must have been smashed by grapefruit, and I boarded a thief ship without knowing anything.Fortunately, he came up with some words, otherwise he didn't know how long he would be tricked.

But he didn't say these things, and still showed a cute look.With a half-opened mouth, he looked surprised, "The things in there should be expensive, but I don't have that much money to buy them."

[As long as you complete the task, you will get points, and you can buy them with points. ] Yuzujing added, 【The items in this mall are all props with special functions. As long as you give me a wig, I can give you the mall. 】

While saying these words, the small leaves on the top of its head were tangled together and drooped behind its head, for fear that Cen Xingyi would disagree.

[The shopping mall is very useful, but I can't open it until the points are up, but...but it's really important...]

Cen Xingyi picked up the grapefruit bullets on the side, rubbed them again and again, and thought about it for a moment.Glancing at the anxious pomelo essence, he secretly laughed.

"Okay then, I promise you." He curled his lips, showing a reluctance, or you got a cheap look, "But I have to buy this wig online, and it won't arrive until a few days later."

[The system is overjoyed: no problem!Host, you are really the best host I have ever heard of! 】The young system has also heard of many vicious hosts bullying the system. Thanks to its fear, it did not expect that its host is a very good person!

Turning on the computer and allowing the system to pick a wig by itself, Cen Xingyi watched the system lying on the table stupidly, struggling to pull the computer screen with short, fat small blades and couldn't help but laugh out loud in his heart.

At this time, the phone suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help being surprised when he saw the person who sent the text message.

How could this person come to him.

On the opposite side of the screen was a dizzy Ye Yeye. She had been reading her homework and preparing for the exam the day after tomorrow when she suddenly felt dizzy.

Not knowing what was going on, she suddenly wanted to wrap her hair in a plastic wrap and put on a hat to hide it.It seems like this is the only way to get good grades in the day after tomorrow's exam.

Shaking his head in a daze, after he regained consciousness, the thought still didn't seem to dissipate. Ye Yeye suddenly panicked and felt that he must have failed the exam at the beginning of school.

Every time her premonition is very accurate, when she feels that the exam will fail, she will definitely do very badly.

This was her first exam at the beginning of school, and Ye Yeye paid special attention to it, and she would never allow herself to fail the exam.When she was about to use her mobile phone to find out how to get rid of this idea, she happened to see someone in the group teasing that Cen Xingyi is a top student and would definitely do very well in the exams at the beginning of the semester, and she was taken aback.

"Is student Cen there?"

"What's up?"

"I want to ask how are you preparing for the school exam?"

"It's okay, just take a look at the questions in the homework book."

"Then if there are any questions you don't understand, can you ask me?" After Ye Yeye sent out the words, he nervously moved his fingers.

And here Cen Xingyi raised his eyebrows when he saw it, holding the pomelo bullet in one hand and listening to it making squeaking noises, while typing with one hand.

"If you want to ask me, it's better to ask Zhu Chengyan, he knows everything, and nothing can trouble him, he is just a cheater!"

Cen Xingyi was not stingy about complimenting Zhu Chengyan. When he thought of Zhu Chengyan performing a non-breathing praise to himself for hundreds of words just now, the corners of his mouth subconsciously curled up and he continued typing.He proudly narrated how Zhu Chengyan learned how to "teach students according to their aptitude", how he knew the answer at a glance at the question, how he sat firmly on the number one throne for decades...

Ye Yeye stared dumbfounded at the continuous stream of compliments towards Zhu Chengyan from the other side, and silently swallowed.I always feel that I have found the wrong person, but I still obediently sent a thank you and went to Zhu Chengyan for advice.

While Cen Xingyi was feeling satisfied that he was facing the scheming system while still completing the task seriously, he would never have thought that he would regret it so quickly.

Once again, the plot didn't develop in the direction he imagined, and even went astray in a blink of an eye, the kind that eight horses couldn't pull back.

The author has something to say: Ye Yeye: I feel like I've been stuffed with dog food, I'm so supportive, but I won't say it.

……

Cen Xingyi: If I'm bald, am I still your cutie?

Zhu Chengyan: You will always be my bald little baby.

Cen Xingyi: Bah, you are bald!Eat my palm!

Zhu Chengyan: ...

……

When the pomelo is cut open, the inside is white.

When Cen Xiaozhu cut it open, the inside was black.

……

This can be regarded as a small transitional chapter. Today I found an artist to make a cover, and I am looking forward to it. OvO