I Worship the Handlebars with the School God [Transmigration Book]

It was the first time for Cen Xingyi to do system tasks in real life. Although the games he played in the past also had system tasks, they always had prompts telling him what to do.So the task can be said to be handy.

But when he really encountered the task assigned by the system, which he was not good at, it stumped him.

The slender fingers rubbed the black hair, and the soft touch could not conceal the irritability in his heart.

"Grapefruit essence, how do I complete this task." He still couldn't help asking the system, "Look, I'm so worried and bald!"

The pomelo spirit jumped into the air and watched Cen Xingyi pick up the hair that fell on the table with a heartbroken face. She really couldn't understand the love of human beings for hair, and she couldn't understand why someone named the hair Xiao En.

[System: Host, please calm down. 】

"You can't understand the importance of Sean to me, it's unique." Cen Xingyi couldn't help wiping away his tears, "That's right, you're just a bald pomelo, how can you understand the meaning of hair and life."

[The system's eyes suddenly brightened: hair is related to life. 】

To a system, they are just a string of data.It seems that the eternal will never die, but once their mission is completed, the destruction program in the database will start by itself.The so-called eternity is like floating clouds, which disappear when the wind passes by.

Therefore, as soon as it heard that it was related to life, the system couldn't control its curiosity.

Cen Xingyi was also keenly aware of the curiosity in the system's tone, and his eyes darkened.Then it quickly dissipated, showing the same grief as before, "That's not true, hey, my Sean, you passed away so badly."

He covered his face and wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of his eyes, "If I can't complete the current task, Sean will have more companions to accompany him... Then he won't be alone when he walks... Uh huh..."

Seeing him looking left and talking about him, the system couldn't help feeling a little anxious. [The system is anxious: What's the relationship? 】

Cen Xingyi: "Wow wow... It's too difficult for me, this task is so difficult..."

Seeing this, the system gritted its teeth, hesitated for a while and said: [Okay, I will help you complete this task, and you tell me what is the relationship. 】

Cen Xingyi, who was lying on the desk and pretending to cry, covered his face with his hands, couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth, and said in his heart: The fish was hooked.

He came back and thought about it for a long time. Originally, he really planned to prevent Ye Yeye from dyeing his hair by himself, but he changed his mind.He didn't even touch the bottom line of the system, so wouldn't he be led by the nose by the system in the future?

If he can complete the task assigned by the system today, he can also complete the task tomorrow. If one day he can't complete it, then let the system punish him?

This system is a big fool, who knows if he will dig a hole for himself to jump in in the future.Cen Xingyi thought of being fooled by the system today, and couldn't help being afraid.

"What can you do, you're going to fool me again." Cen Xingyi pretended not to believe it, watching the pomelo spirit fluttering up and down anxiously, holding back a laugh.

[The system scratches the hair that doesn't exist: I... I'll give the heroine a psychological hint to keep her original hairstyle for two days. 】When she said this, Yuzu Jing was also a little uncertain.

After all, it has no way to directly interfere with Zhu Chengyan and Ye Yeye, who have the aura of male and female protagonists, and the next psychological hint is already very powerful.

Cen Xingyi reluctantly raised his head, with a small expression of reluctance on his face, but in fact he was insanely happy in his heart.

He knows it!He knows it!There is always a way out!His test paper was kept.

"Then... alright." The low voice sounded very pitiful, "Then you go to give a hint first, and I will tell you when I come back."

[The system said without hesitation: Good!I'll go now! OvO! ! 】

One was so excited that even his eyes widened.

Cen Xingyi watched the pomelo disappear in a flash of white light, and after calling twice in a low voice, but there was no response, he burst out laughing boldly.

This system looks exciting, but I didn't expect it to be quite easy to fool.

Leaning comfortably on the recliner, Cen Xingyi shook his feet quite comfortably, picked up his mobile phone and sent Zhu Chengyan a picture of "Proud and Bear.jpg".

Zhu Chengyan saw that he was playing with his mobile phone, so he sent a message and immediately replied with a question mark.

"Why are you so happy?"

Zhu Chengyan saved and closed the half-written program, switched the interface back to the chat history, and watched the words "typing" constantly jumping on the top, and the brows that were originally furrowed gradually eased.

Pig: I just completed the turning point of history! ! !Praise me! ! !More than 100 characters without a stop! !

Zhu Chengyan burst out laughing and shook his head helplessly.Just by seeing the exclamation marks all over the screen, one can guess how excited the person on the other side is, and it is estimated that they will shake their hands and feet happily.

Yan Yan: Our little pigs are awesome, but how can we do it with more than 100 words without stopping.

Piglet: Yes!You open the window!Praise me to my face.

Cen Xingyi and Zhu Chengyan live in two adjacent villas, and the designer of this community probably has obsessive-compulsive disorder.Every two adjacent buildings are symmetrical.

Therefore, the rooms of Cen Xingyi and Zhu Chengyan happen to be facing each other, and they can see each other when they open the window.You can touch each other at an arm's length away.

Zhu Chengyan obediently opened the window, and Cen Xingyi over there had already laid down by the window and handed over the things in his hand.

The cool breeze is blowing, and the frogs in the pond are humming one after another to celebrate the appearance of the bright moonlight.

"Yanyan will eat it for you, peel the grapefruit by hand. Hehe," Cen Xingyi smiled slyly, "This grapefruit is easy to peel."

After receiving the pomelo, Zhu Chengyan smiled helplessly and joked as he looked at the excited little pig, "It's time for our little pig to slay the enemy with his hands. It should be written in history. This will be a well-known historical turning point in the future."

Cen Xingyi wasn't annoyed either, he could secretly enjoy this kind of trouble with the system by himself. "What were you doing just now? Are you playing with your phone for replying to my message so soon!"

As soon as this was mentioned, Cen Xingyi remembered what happened at noon.He still remembers that while he was busy saving the world, those girls in the class were busy making love to the gods.

"Have you joined the class group yet? Zhou Jianghai asked me to pull you in just now." Zhou Jianghai had told him about joining the class group before, but he was too busy fighting wits with the system to almost forget it.

Just when he remembered, he dragged Zhu Chengyan into the group together.

It didn't take long for the application to be approved, and as soon as I entered, I saw a welcome screen full of flowers.

"They did it really festively." The screen was full of little red flowers falling from the sky, coupled with the screen-swiping welcome, almost made Cen Xingyi think that he had entered his fan base.

Speaking of entering the fan base is also an oolong.When he was in junior high school, he used his luck to conquer those gangsters who caused trouble every day on rock-paper-scissors.

In addition, he got along with Xueshen, and Xueshen gave him a test point or something from time to time, which made him rank in the top 10 of the grade every time.

Those who don't know the truth see the school punks avoiding him. Every time he is in the top 10 of the [-] list, he is the only one who has a good relationship with the god of learning. He is also good-looking. For a while, I don't know how many little girls are in their hearts. Moved.

Perhaps it was because every time a little girl asked him to send a love letter to confess her love, there was always a cold-faced student god behind her.No matter how handsome his face is, he can't hide the fear of being overwhelmed by the god of learning.

The little girl was always scared and ran away crying, leaving the two of them staring at each other in blank dismay.

Gradually, fewer and fewer people confessed to Cen Xingyi, not because they disappeared, but because they found out a certain truth and stopped demanding.He even collected all the people who had a crush on Cen Xingyi, and built a fan group to follow silently.

If you can't get his liking, then beat him hard where he is proud!

When Cen Xingyi was pulled into the group by a girl who was about to pull a newcomer into the group but accidentally pulled him into the group, he was silent.

Why should you regard him as a learning target, why should you learn his learning style?Why is there a check-in list that surpasses Cen Xingyi?

What are the three daily questions: "Did Cen Xingyi stop studying today? Did Cen Xingyi fail the exam today? Did Cen Xingyi fall out of the top 10 in his age today?"

Why don't you believe that I'm really a scumbag? !

After Cen Xingyi entered this group three times, he still suspected that something was wrong with his eyes.After thinking about life for a long time, he pulled Zhu Chengyan into the group.

As a human being, always face the truth.Since they don't believe that he is a scumbag, then he will bring a real student into the group to let them realize the reality.

In doing so, he didn't realize that the "Mifensiqun" swiped the screen frantically after a strange silence, as if they were trying to cover up their "calculation" against Cen Xingyi.

...

This meeting is in the group, and the new classmates who just met are always chatting curiously, as if they have never seen each other during the day.Through the mobile phone, the whole class can basically say a few words together.

Chen Jinshi: "Is there anyone in our group who hasn't joined yet? Let's just look at each other and pull them in."

"Let's all go in. There are only 40 people in our class. It depends on the number of people."

"No, one is missing. There is also a robot in the group, did you forget?"

"Oh yes, I almost forgot that there is a robot, who is not there? Quickly pull it in!"

3 minute later.

"It was Zhang Lingling who didn't come in." A person suddenly mentioned, "It seems that he asked for leave this afternoon, saying that something happened at home."

Xu Jiajia asked with some doubts: "Which girl is Zhang Lingling? Why can't I remember?"

"Huh? I don't seem to remember. Aren't there 18 girls in our class? Why is there one more girl?"

"Zhang Lingling is a boy, don't get me wrong."

"???"

"???"

As soon as this sentence came out, countless people who dived and watched immediately exploded.They all expressed their surprise with the formation.

The well-informed (?) Cen Xingyi couldn't help being surprised, "Yanyan, have you seen this Zhang Lingling? Why don't I have a picture?"

"He sat two rows behind us, and the last one seemed to be wearing a hat." Zhu Chengyan mobilized his brain cells to search for relevant memories, and finally found some relevant clues, "He seems to be in poor health, and he wears a lot of clothes and wears a hat. "

"Oh, that's it." Cen Xingyi nodded and couldn't help but lay down on the window sill to form a group.

"Dong dong dong."

Zhu Chengyan raised his hand and knocked on the glass, propped his chin with one hand and tilted his head, his deep eyes were slightly curved, "Little pig called me just to give me a grapefruit."

Cen Xingyi: "..."

After a moment of silence, he suddenly sat up with a serious face. "I'm here to hear you praise me non-stop in 100 words. I almost forgot. Come on, I'm ready!"

Zhu Chengyan: "..."

The author has something to say: Group Friends No. 1: God of Learning, have you studied today?

Zhu Chengyan: Is there anything to learn from this?Oh, yes, I learned java today, do you study together?

Group Friends No. 1: Sorry to bother you, I don’t understand.

Group Friends No. 2: Xueshen, have you dropped out of the top 10 in age today?

Zhu Chengyan: I think my IQ has been offended.

Group friend No. 2: Yes, I was wrong.

Group Friends No. 3: Xueshen, have you separated from Cen Xingyi today?

Zhu Chengyan: No.

Group Friends No. 3: ... cover your face and cry

……

Friends of the group: Why don't you skip a level and come to hurt us! !

Zhu Chengyan spread his hands: Because he promised Xiaozhu to go to school together.

Friends of the group: He vomited blood and died...

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