Fumiya Dazai

"By the way, have you two been hiding in this room for a long time?" Fumiya Dazai also quietly looked at his parents, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, completely unable to understand why Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya stayed in this room for so many days. Still not looking for them?

"It's...not long, right?" Osamu Dazai said with some uncertainty, "Well, it's a bit troublesome to say, but generally speaking, it's because time and space are a little unstable or something."

"In short, it's because of the space-time overlap in this room. Although we were here some time ago, we couldn't leave this room." Zhongyuan Zhongyuan looked like he didn't want to mention it at all.Because of the embarrassing situation deliberately caused by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chuya is not in a very good state at the moment.

"Yes ~ as Chuya said ~" Dazai said with a smile on his face, making people feel very, helpless, "But now it's all done. Well, and at that time, it was just that he couldn't be seen—" —It’s really not boring at all~”

"What's more, we can take a good rest here now~ so it's worth it~"

Osamu Dazai smiled innocently, completely unaware that what he did in the past few days caused trouble to others.

Dazai Wen was also silent for a moment: "So, what are you here for? Don't say that you are picking me up, I won't believe it."

If he really believed in Osamu Dazai's nonsense, he might not have been tricked into Java by him.

By the way, where is the country of Java?

Fumiya Dazai also didn't quite understand why some inexplicable words kept popping up in his mind?He should have never been in contact with it.

"What are you doing? Of course it's to avoid work." Osamu Dazai said with an expression of "how could you ask such a thing?"

"Ha, what nonsense are you talking about? How can I avoid work?" Fumiya Dazai, who thought he could already be called a model worker compared to his irresponsible father, retorted dissatisfied.

When did he avoid his job?He is still a student now, isn't his biggest job just to study?You know, during the parallel time and space, he also went to the library to study with Ryunosuke, okay?There is no evasion of responsibility!

Is it really okay to just pour water on people for no reason?

Dazai Wen also stared at Dazai Zhi with dissatisfaction: "It's obvious that you dragged me into the water because you wanted to skip work! You..."

It is a pity that Dazai Fumiya, who is well-educated in all aspects, does not know how to express his dissatisfaction with his unscrupulous father with harsh (dirty) words.

After all, some people are really full of "thick-skinned hearts"!Ordinary verbal attacks have no effect at all!

"Speaking of which, why do you have the time to come here today?" Zhongya Nakahara asked, knowing that he and Osamu Dazai have been struggling here for so long, and he has never seen his little boy say to come here Room, why did you remember it today?

Only then did Dazai Fumiya remember what he came here for, but since his father and the others also came, he didn't have to carry it alone—and maybe he could just throw it to them.

It can also be seen from this point of view that Fumi Dazai is worthy of being Osamu Dazai's son, and like Osamu Dazai, he has the habit of wanting to skip work (?).

Fumi Dazai, who was thinking about avoiding work, did not hesitate to tell what happened to the Armed Detective Agency: "...The situation is like this, the Armed Detective Agency was attacked by someone, and I suspect that the other party is Came here for the 'book'".

"Books..." Dazai Osamu, who knew what Dazai Wen was talking about, couldn't help but sigh, "Well, why——is there anyone in this world who actually got a book? It's really amazing!"

"Huh?" Dazai Fumura was also stunned by these words.

"Isn't that "Complete Sex" you gave me a book?"

Judging by his father's appearance, it doesn't look like he's lying this time... Dazai Wen couldn't help but start to waver: Could it be that he guessed wrong?

Through various clues before, Dazai Wen always believed that the "Complete Sex" given to him by his father was the "book" that claimed to be able to fulfill people's wishes, and even the culprit who brought him here!

But now it doesn’t look like _(:3」∠)_

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, expressing "how could I have such a stupid son like you" with his eyes: "How could I have such a thing as a book?"

"If there is, I will definitely write my wish on it, and that is-suicide."

"Huh?" Nakahara frowned, and let out an unpleasant voice, very dissatisfied with Dazai Osamu's wish declaration.

Osamu Dazai, who was full of desire to survive, changed his words decisively: "Just kidding, how could I want to commit suicide like this? My wish now is to die in love with Chuya~"

"chuuya~"

Osamu Dazai said so and dragged his voice to call Chuya Nakahara, trying to get Chuya Nakahara's support for his dream.

Only Nakahara Chuya's eyes responded to him.

There is no difference between the two...

Dazai Wenyi turned his head away thinking so, and resolutely buried his head in Ryunosuke's arms who had been silent all this time, completely ignoring his parents whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

It seems that even if he is now a half-family man (not yet certified), he still can't compare with this old couple.

Eating dog food is inevitable.

"I think we have a long way to go..." Fumura Dazai rubbed himself in Ryunosuke's arms, expressing emotion.

Although they are childhood sweethearts with Osamu Dazai, they actually spend most of their time in various trainings, and have not been exposed to all kinds of Ryunosuke, who is both black and dog food, like Fumiya Dazai, so he patted Fumiya Dazai on the shoulder.

Although I don't know what the situation is, there is always nothing wrong with comforting.

Maybe Xu Wen is also in a place that he can't see, why is he wronged?In other words, when a lover needs a hug, don't say anything, and lend her your shoulder, there is always nothing wrong.

This is very useful for both boys and girls.

"Oh, it seems that there is a lot of progress?" Osamu Dazai cheered and came to Chuya Nakahara with an expression of discovering the new world, trying to share his new discovery with Chuya Nakahara, "So what did I say? ?It's a good thing, right?"

"You can shut up, what kind of good thing is this?" Because of the reality of his own son, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had been exhausted during this period, only felt very tired.

This guy Dazai Osamu is also true, but he can't be blamed entirely, but I also have to blame myself for being too naive to believe Dazai Osamu's nonsense.

Sure enough, he should be beaten up, and then let him explain everything clearly, instead of feeling like a fool who knows nothing except Osamu Dazai himself like now.

Ah, what a fire.

Central Plains also frowned.

Although my son finally embraced a beautiful woman, no, it is indeed a good thing to embrace Jiechuan - after all, the fat and water do not flow to foreigners, and it is not impossible for my two sons to digest internally!

But when he thought about what Osamu Dazai had said before this, Nakahara felt a little angry, and even wanted to perform a traditional art in front of everyone: Dazai.

But fortunately, Zhongyuanzhong already had psychological expectations, and his anger could barely be suppressed—he didn't expect Dazai Osamu to get rid of his habit of playing tricks on others.

After all, even though he is Dazai Osamu's wife... well, spouse.

However, at the same time, he is also Dazai Osamu's partner, and as we all know, as long as Dazai Ori's partner, there is a risk of being pissed off, no one can be an exception.

This is the fact that he and Osamu Dazai became a legal couple, which cannot be changed.

Just get used to it.

This shows how bad Dazai Osamu is.

"Speaking of which, what are you going to do next?" Fumiya Dazai also asked.

Dazai Wen didn't intend to ask about Dazai Osamu's book, there was plenty of time to ask about that "Complete Sex"-he now reasonably suspected that the book was a copy!

For Osamu Dazai, making an old book is not a troublesome thing at all.

"What are you doing...?" Osamu Dazai rested his chin on one hand and meditated, "Since I finally came to another world, I have to wander around properly."

Osamu Dazai quietly glanced at Chuya Nakahara next to him: "emmm... Speaking of which, I also want to see what Chuya is like in this world."

"Huh? Why does this involve me again?" Nakahara Nakahara roared a little annoyed. As long as Dazai Osamu said this, Nakahara Nakahara would probably be able to guess what bad idea this guy was planning.

Osamu Dazai looked surprised, as if Chuya Nakahara said something to him that was too much, he complained: "Don't you want to see what you are like in this world?"

"Even if you don't want to see yourself, don't you want to see what I look like in this world? Really - don't want to see?"

The Central Plains is also entangled and shaken:

Coming to a parallel time and space is a rare event in a thousand years. If you don't see what's different in this world, isn't it equivalent to coming in vain?

Osamu Dazai saw Chuya Nakahara's vacillation, and took advantage of the situation to draw Fumiya Dazai into the situation: "Funya~ come, tell your father, is there any difference between us in this world~"

"...If you want to say something different..." Dazai Wen also stammered, did he really say it earlier?But my father told himself that there should be no problem, right?I shouldn't make trouble for myself afterwards...

Fumiya Dazai was also struggling, but decided to speak out.In terms of the biggest differences, it's this:

"Father, you are pregnant."

Osamu Dazai: "...huh?"