Fumiya Dazai

"Hahahahahahahahaha..." As soon as Dazai Fumiya finished speaking, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but burst into laughter when he heard this. It's not hard to see how happy this news made him.

"Osamu Dazai, you also have today...hahahahahahaha..." Nakahara Chuya is in an unprecedented mood now, and he can't even stop laughing: "This is simply——worse than a famous painting worth tens of billions. You are worthy of collection! When I look back, I will definitely take a photo with you in this world! Let me get a huge photo frame and hang it in the living room!"

Osamu Dazai is in good health and has never suffered from any serious illness, but now he is told that he is pregnant in this world, and Dazai Osamu is a little embarrassed by his lover: "Chuya! It's me in this world! It's not me!"

That being the case, Osamu Dazai was also surprised by what Dazai Fumiya said, but he didn't show the slightest bit on the surface. Instead, he turned his head and asked Dazai Fumiya for confirmation: "Pregnant? I...?"

Dazai also nodded.

Osamu Dazai seemed to think of something, and said with great certainty: "You did it."

There is no need to guess, it was definitely done by his own little devil, Osamu Dazai is very sure.Although his son really can't make any troubles under his hands, as Dazai Fumiya's father, no matter how unreliable Dazai Osamu, he still has a deep understanding of his son?

Those guys who think that Dazai Fumi is also very innocent, when they are framed to death, maybe they think Dazai Fumi is also an innocent and cute little boy?

However, my son is really innocent in some respects.

Dazai Osamu also has some guesses about what Dazai Fumiya will do after he comes to this world. In order to prevent this innocent world from being destroyed, didn't he ask Ryunosuke to follow him?See how carefully he thinks about it.

It's just that Fumi Dazai also made himself pregnant in this world, which Osamu Dazai really didn't expect.

Hearing Dazai Osamu's affirmative sentence with an accusing tone, Dazai Wen also shook his head decisively: "It's not me, I didn't do anything - it's the father of this world who insisted on letting Yu Yuefeng use supernatural powers on him, so he will With the current situation."

Dazai Wen also said that he was upright, he didn't mean to be guilty at all, and he didn't feel that this incident was caused by his own actions at all.However, such an attitude did make Osamu Dazai hesitate for a moment, but when he thought of his son's usual methods—or Dazai Osamu's own usual methods, what else could he not understand?

"But you must have contributed to the flames." Osamu Dazai was very sure. He didn't know if it was okay, and he was afraid that his son's pranks would create countless dark histories someday.

Dazai Wen didn't mean to hide it either, and he didn't think he could hide it from Dazai Osamu, so he nodded: "Yes, I did it."

Fumiya Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, who was laughing a little out of breath, and felt that what he did was very good and worth it!

"Chuya! Stop laughing!" Osamu Dazai turned his head and shouted at Chuya Nakahara.Although it is not incomprehensible for Zhongyuan Zhongye to laugh so happily, after all, it will make Zhongye happy to see himself overturned when he is unlucky-not to mention that he really overturned his car this time!

"I'm sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry, I just don't laugh hahahaha..." Zhong Yuanzhong also said the same, but he couldn't stop his joyful laughter at all.

Today's incident can definitely become a joke for him for a whole ten years. It is estimated that when the two of them are old, Nakahara will still have the intention to bring this incident out and laugh at Osamu Dazai fiercely.

Although it is the dark history of Osamu Dazai in another world, it doesn't matter~ After all, it is Osamu Dazai, so don't care so much about this kind of thing, what is divided between Osamu Dazai and Osamu Dazai.

It's rare to have the opportunity to laugh at each other, okay?

What?You said this is a parallel time and space but the overturned car has nothing to do with him being married?Oh, how could it be irrelevant?Anyway, they are both Dazai Osamu, so what's wrong with two Dazai Osamu's backing each other?

It's all the same, it's all the same, look at Wu Jingzai who helped the married Zai take the blame, is he innocent?He is too innocent, but he still has to bear the sins of being married.

"chuuya..." Osamu Dazai called Chuuya Nakahara in a low voice.I am quite resentful, but I also know that it is impossible for my lover to stop now.It seems that they can only wait for the other party to laugh enough to stop.

Thinking about when Dazai Osamu overturned the car, he didn't expect to have such a black history that didn't happen to him today on his son and himself in parallel time and space.

He is so innocent!So weak!

Osamu Dazai gave Fumiya Dazai a hard look.He even thought about... Looking back, should he think of a way to take revenge from Dazai Fumiya for all the grievances he suffered today.

Fumi Dazai, who could fully guess what Osamu Dazai was thinking, immediately complained: "Father, I said you have been cheating on me for so many years. It shouldn't be too much for me to cheat you once, right? You're angry, aren't you?"

"You're so petty, don't you know me?" Osamu Dazai smiled brightly, he didn't want to say anything to his little brat at all, and planned to find an opportunity to take revenge.

"But... it's not you who's pregnant, it's you in parallel time and space."

"That's right, but it's about me, right? Just look at your father, you know they don't care which Dazai is pregnant!" Osamu Dazai can do it!

"It's too much. I can't blame me for this real thing. You in this world obviously asked for it, and it has nothing to do with me." Fumiya Dazai curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and said weakly.

Ryunosuke on the side also nodded, and defended Dazai Fumiya: "Yes, Mr. Dazai, this really can't be blamed on Fumiya, it is clearly Mr. Dazai in this world who wants to see Mr. Uzuki Kaede, and experience his strangeness by the way. It is ability that caused the current situation—whether it has anything to do with Wen Ye."

Osamu Dazai feels helpless when he feels that his stupid adopted son has also been taken away.

Look at Nakahara Chuya who is smiling so happily over there, and look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke who is clearly protecting his weaknesses. He can already predict that if he really does something, he will definitely be condemned by all parties .

After all, no matter who they are familiar with, they would like to see Osamu Dazai have an unlucky accident - because people who are acquainted with Osamu Dazai generally have one thing in common: that is, they have been tossed hard by Osamu Dazai.

If they said that they didn't want to see Osamu Dazai's bad luck, it really means that no one would believe anything, right?

"It's really too much!" Dazai held his face, and even felt that in this ruthless world, the only way to soothe his wounded heart was to go to his naturally dumb friend.

As for my lover... Needless to say, obviously, my lover is even more happy to see him unlucky than other people in daily life!

Seeing Dazai's decadent appearance, Dazai Wen also felt that he was so pitiful for a moment, but when he thought of everyone being played by the other party, he felt that there was nothing to be pitiful about - we were all tossed so badly by him in our daily life , It’s okay to fight back occasionally, right?

What's more, it's not that you are married to be pregnant, so why are you panicking?

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"Then are you going to live here?" Dazai Fumiya finally finished all the arguing with his parents, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and finally had time to ask the two of them about their plans.

"I have no objection, it's the same wherever you live." Nakahara Nakaya said, he didn't have any extra requirements for accommodation, it's the same everywhere?

Osamu Dazai nodded: "I don't care, but..."

Osamu Dazai obviously had some mischievous thoughts again, looked at Nakahara Nakaya beside him and said: "We will live in the Armed Detective Agency for the past two days, and then we will live in the Port Mafia for two days in a few days, how about it?" ?”

"...Why are you so idle?" Although he didn't know what the other party was going to do, but he could see that it was not a good thing at all, asked Zhong Yuan.

"What do you mean by Chuya's words?" Osamu Dazai was a little dissatisfied, puffed up his cheeks and complained: "Didn't Chuya agree to go with me to see himself in this world? Why, are you planning to go back on your word again? Really ...Haven't you ever heard that lying to a child will turn him into a puppy?"

"So do you treat yourself as a child?" Nakahara Nakiya also complained helplessly after hearing this. It's okay for my lover to be really naive in some aspects, no, it's okay to say it's bad, right?

"If Chuya is willing to go with me, what's the point of being a child?" said Osamu Dazai who planned to change his age without hesitation.

"Well, okay, I understand." Dazai Fumiya, who clearly understood that the two of them would definitely go to the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia for two days, decisively interrupted the conversation between the two. If so, the next step might be...

The legendary "you think the two of them are arguing, but in fact they are flirting".

He doesn't want to eat dog food or something, okay?Having said that, he and Ryunosuke really have to work hard. After all, Ryunosuke is really too shy, and it is unlikely that he will show affection with him in public. For the time being, there is no way to suppress this old couple. .

Ah, what a pity

But I believe that if the old couple has been around for a long time, it will be natural... After all, this sweet love still needs to be witnessed by the crowd~

"Well, if there is nothing wrong, then Ryunosuke and I will leave first." The purpose of coming here is to see if there is nothing wrong with the suspected book "Complete Sex", but now my father has said it all. If that stuff isn't a book at all, then it's nothing to look at.

It's just that I guessed wrong, it's no big deal.

Really, he wasn't angry.

Ah:)