Fumiya Dazai

"... Huh?" Fumiya Dazai and Ryunosuke were taken aback when they heard this.

strange sound?what sound?

Dazai Wen also had question marks all over his face, what strange noises could there be in his room-you know, he and Ryunosuke haven't lived here for a while, okay?

"Can I ask, what's the sound?" Dazai Wen also tilted his head and asked suspiciously.What kind of voice is it that makes Yu Yuefeng show such an expression?

"This..." Yu Yuefeng scratched his face in embarrassment, "You will know if you go and see for yourself. Also, the door can't be opened for some reason. I asked a locksmith to come before. After opening it, I can't open it." Nothing was found."

Dazai Wen couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "So, do you want to say haunted?"

Seeing that Dazaiwen is also like this, Yu Yuefeng also rolled his eyes unceremoniously: "Hehe, believe it or not."

Ryunosuke thought it was childish for the two to roll their eyes at each other, but couldn't help but rolled their eyes, Ryunosuke: "...Let's go and have a look first?" Is this rolling eyes contagious?Hope no one sees it.

"Oh, that's right, this is the real thing." Dazai said.childish ghost.Only then did Wen Ye realize his serious business.

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door of the room.

Dazai Wen also took out the key Yu Yuefeng gave him before, and held the door handle.

Kata.

Fumiya Dazai also resorted to cheat books and matching keys, but there was no response from the door, and nothing happened.

Dazai Fumiya: "... Is there something wrong with this key?" Dazai Fumiya said very positively without even using interrogative sentences.

"Are you kidding, the key is definitely fine." Yu Yuefeng said with a little dissatisfaction, "Let me tell you, when I used this key to open the door before, I couldn't open it at all, and I don't know why. Something happened."

"I found a locksmith as a last resort, but after opening it, there was nothing, and after that, I couldn't open it again." Yu Yuefeng was a little annoyed when she said this, who knew why this kind of thing happened suddenly.

Really, could it be that he could really see hell in broad daylight.

"Really? Why does it sound like a supernatural event..." Dazai Wen also frowned, completely unable to understand what is going on in this situation. After all, this situation is a broken lock, but the locksmith repaired it. It will still be like this in the future, which is very strange.

It couldn't be that the locksmith had a grudge against Yu Yuefeng, and deliberately made a lock that couldn't be opened after he left, could it?Now this situation is very weird no matter how you look at it.

Just when everyone was so at a loss, and even Ryunosuke was planning to violently tear down the door with a Rashomon, the door creaked and opened by itself.

"Goodmorning~" A familiar voice came from the slowly opened door, Fumiya Dazai also looked at the person who slowly poked his head out of the crack of the door, and not only fell silent.

Even Ryunosuke and Ugetsu Kaede on the side unconsciously fell into a sluggish state. Why is Mr. Dazai/this guy here?

Yu Yuefeng frowned, why... this annoying guy is in his restaurant!When did you come in!

Wait, it seems a little different?

Yu Yuefeng observed Dazai Osamu who had obviously matured a lot, but was still very out of tune, and secretly thought about it.

"Oh, what's the matter? You look very surprised~" Dazai Osamu showed a slightly puzzled smile, as if he didn't understand why everyone looked so surprised when they saw him.

"Okay, don't stand here stupidly, get out quickly." The owner with a distinctive voice was a little irritated. As soon as the words fell, Osamu Dazai, who was making a silent gesture at the door, flew away with the door go out.

Fumiya Dazai and others' eyes followed Osamu Dazai who flew out in unison, and then turned back tacitly, looking at the culprit.

Dazai Fumiya thought this scene was very familiar, and as expected, he saw Nakahara Chuya who kept his feet up in the door frame that Dazai Osamu was flying.

If it can't be seen that it is his own father, Dazai Wen will feel that he has lived in vain for more than ten years.

"Father?" Dazai Wen also tilted his head in doubt, not understanding how his father appeared here.Then he looked at Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the ground and wearing the same outfit as Buteizai, with some puzzlement: "Father?"

What is the situation now?Why are father and dad appearing here?By the way, this is my room, right?What are they doing here?

Wen Dazai also turned into a hundred thousand whys, so he had to talk to Osamu Dazai on the spot.

Kicked away by his wife mercilessly, Osamu Dazai climbed up from the ground in embarrassment, and rubbed his aching head helplessly: "Really, Chuya is really violent, not as promised Let Wen also guess who I belong to?"

Even for this reason, he deliberately changed into clothes that were exactly the same as his in this world.

This is great, there is no need to play.

"Put away all your petty thoughts! Don't make trouble for others at this time!" Zhongyuan pressed his hat dissatisfiedly, completely ignoring his lover who wanted to make trouble at all times.

I really don't know whether to say that Dazai is lively or that he is just trying to die.Every time he encounters such a harmless prank, Zhong Yuanzhong has no other thoughts other than helplessness and anger.

Really... one by one, can't it save people some snacks?

"How can this be an embarrassment to others? It's obviously a fun game!" Osamu Dazai curled his lips in dissatisfaction, expressing his dissatisfaction with Nakahara's behavior of not supporting him.

Isn't this fun?It's obviously very interesting, right?By the way, you can also test whether this little guy Dazai Fumiya has recognized the thief as his father when they were not around.

"You don't want to know at all?" Osamu Dazai asked dissatisfiedly after speaking out his thoughts, he didn't believe Nakahara and didn't want to know the answer to this question at all.

"What does it mean to recognize a thief as your father? It doesn't seem like you are the one you are talking about!" Not to mention Nakahara Chuya, even Dazai Fumi, who was watching the two flirting with each other, couldn't help but get angry:

"I still can tell which is my father and which is not! Even if he is like you, he is not the father! I am not stupid! So what are you worried about?"

"Aren't you worried that the child I raised will be abducted by others like this? With your stupid appearance, you can really do it." Osamu Dazai hit him mercilessly.

He knows his own child, even though Dazai Wen is a little smart, and has good abilities, but the things he does in his daily life have made Dazai wonder more than once if he forgot to bring his brain when he was born .

Hearing this, Zhongyuan Zhongyuan was dissatisfied: "What do you mean? You said it as if you had raised children! Obviously I was raising the two children!" Zhongyuan has always been raising children by himself Zhong also felt offended.

When did Osamu Dazai raise a child, and which one did Fumiya Dazai and Ryunosuke Akutagawa take care of?Isn't it all because he is busy?

As for taking two children on missions, what kind of education is it!

"So Chuya admits that the child raised by Chuya is an idiot?" Osamu Dazai decisively caught the loophole in Chuya's language and died without hesitation, "Look at Ryunosuke, who was raised by Chuya You're not smart at all!"

"It's just a little bit better than Wen Ye."

ho~ Does this mean Wenya is stupider than Ryunosuke?

The annoyed Nakahara Nakaya directly kicked him, but was swiftly dodged by Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai made a face without any concept: "It's useless, even Chuya's attack, I can dodge it with my eyes closed~"

Yu Yuefeng, an innocent passerby who was forced to eat dog food, said, "..." Why, is he here?

"So why did Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara appear here?" Ryunosuke asked a little puzzled, but when he thought that he also came here because of unknown circumstances, Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara would appear here, as if it was nothing So surprised.

But I can still say that it is because I came into contact with things related to Wen Ye, and why did the two of them come here?

"Why are you surprised?" Stopping the fight with Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai explained to everyone with a very exaggerated gesture: "Of course it's for--to take you back!"

"By the way, come to this world to see if there is anything interesting~"

Dazai Wen also ruthlessly exposed Dazai Osamu's lie: "Although what you said is very touching, don't think that I don't know that the latter one is your main purpose, we just incidentally."

"Oh~ Really, the child is not cute when he grows up, and it's not easy to fool him." Osamu Dazai said with a smile without any sincerity. Obviously, he didn't care about what Dazai Fumiya said.

No matter what the purpose of his coming here is, he is here~ Don't care about those details.

"Okay, don't tease the children there." Nakahara Nakura helplessly supported his forehead. Regarding Dazai Osamu's little hobby of teasing his own son, he has not been able to get the other party to correct him for more than ten years.

It is very clear that Dazai Osamu can't speak nasty words at certain times, and Dazai Wen, who can only speak lies, doesn't care about Dazai Osamu's inconspicuous remarks-sprinkle water, these are very common in daily life.

Dazai Wen also listened backwards :)

"So, how did you get here?" Dazai Wen also asked, only feeling a headache.

It seems that he can't keep this room, and if there is no accident, he will contribute it to his parents who have spent a lot of effort to follow him.

It is estimated that the movement Yu Yuefeng and the others heard a few days ago was caused by Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya... So what is the sound?

Dazai Wen, who is a good baby, also said that he knows nothing about the night life between husband and wife.

"How did it come about?" Osamu Dazai curled his lips in displeasure, brooding over the fact that Chuya and Wen didn't give him face, "Ryunosuke can come here, why can't we?"

Fumiya Dazai: "..."

This is not a thing at all!