Mr. Jiang is not driving today

([-]) Occasionally wearing back to modern times is not bad

Ever since Yu Miao learned to read Jiang Xun's memory, he has been very interested in Jiang Xun's modern life.

Of course Jiang Xun was also happy to hear it. He felt that if he could take Yu Miao to modern times, not only would he not suffer any disadvantages, but he would also be able to safely and boldly laugh at this bumpkin. It couldn't be more cost-effective.

So, one night, he dived into his ocean of consciousness, selected a memory from his freshman summer vacation, and expanded, extended, and reshaped that time and space into a three-dimensional space.

The sky and the earth in the sea of ​​consciousness are whirling with stars and streamers, and the faint photons and electrons are flying around like flocs, gathering and merging, gradually piling up into entities visible to the naked eye.

When Yu Miao opened his eyes again, he found that he was in a luxurious and spacious hotel room, and under him was Simmons who was so soft that it made his whole body feel crispy.

... This is somewhat similar to some scenes that appeared in Jiang Xun's memory.

After calmly making the following judgment, Yu Miao got out of bed and pushed open the bathroom door.

In the bathroom, Jiang Xun, who was covered in water mist and never touched an inch, was lying on the edge of the jacuzzi, resting his chin on his arm, tilting his head and smiling heartlessly: "Ninth brother, good morning."

Yu Miao frowned and looked at Jiang Xun for three seconds, then took off his obscene clothes and trousers, stepped into the bathtub with bubbling white air, hugged Jiang Xun in the 360-degree water flow, and said succinctly : "...to wash together."

Jiang Xun looked surprised: "Don't you ask where this is?"

Yu Miao lay on his back as a matter of course, slipped her water-stained fingers ambiguously down his back, and stuck them to his tailbone, then pushed up hard, and at the same time stuck to his ear and said: "As long as I can see you, it doesn't matter where you are."

Old Jiang Xun blushed, turned over and put his arms around Yu Miao's neck, put his legs around Yu Miao's waist, and said with a smile, "Let's go play something interesting after bathing."

Yu Miao raised his eyebrows: "What are you playing?"

Jiang Xun chuckled, and said wretchedly: "Playing games."

This world was created by Jiang Xun and exists in Jiang Xun's own consciousness. Therefore, the time and space of this world are completely isolated from the real time and space. Even if they spend three or two years here, they may only pass in Fanghe Pavilion. for a moment.

With this bug, Jiang Xun felt that he could laugh at Yu Miao to his heart's content in this world.

And Jiang Xun, as the Creator, in this world can get what he wants, and he can do whatever he wants, the right to live in a five-star hotel, this high-end jacuzzi, computers, etc., as long as he thinks about it.

So, when Yu Miao ate his fill in the bathtub and carried him out of the bathroom, two computers immediately appeared on the empty table just now.

Jiang Xun pulled out the computer chair and signaled Yu Miao to sit down: "Come, come, sit here."

Yu Miao folded his arms and watched Jiang Xun stroking the square note-shaped thing with a natural expression.

When Jiang Xun turned around, he found that Yu Miao's face did not show the expression of surprise that opened the door to the new world. He couldn't help being surprised: "Aren't you curious about what this is?"

Yu Miao replied calmly, "Computer."

Jiang Xun was shocked.

Yu Miao, tell me the truth, have you also traveled here?

But when Jiang Xun reasonably expressed his astonishment, Yu Miao's reaction was quite flat: "I have read your memory."

Jiang Xun: "..."

Jiang Xun felt sad that his IQ was crushed.

He managed to adjust his mood with great difficulty. He bent down to find an outlet, but he pulled it to the sore spot. The pain was excruciating. Yu Miao wrapped his arms around his waist in time and rubbed it gently twice: "What are you looking for? I'll do it." .”

Grinning his teeth, Jiang Xun pointed to the laptop plug that fell on the ground, and then pointed to the three-hole socket on the wall: "Plug this into that."

Yu Miao was about to bend down to pick up the plug, but when he heard what Jiang Xun said, he turned around and corrected him seriously: "Don't say such dirty words."

Jiang Xun: "..."

Yu Miao, obviously you are dirtier than me.

Yu Miao, who didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him, picked up the plug, stared at it for a while, and suddenly asked, "What do you want to do with this?"

Jiang Xun finally recovered a little sense of superiority in IQ, sat on the bed, rubbed his waist that had just been trampled, and proudly crossed his legs: "Power generation."

"What is electricity?"

"Electricity is an indispensable energy in this world. With electricity, the world can work..."

"Where does the electricity come from?"

Before Jiang Xun could give a reasonable explanation, Yu Miao said calmly, "Will electricity be generated when we do that kind of thing?"

Jiang Xun: "..."

What a great question.

Jiang Xun suddenly became excited.

He decided to give Yu Miao a serious donkey: "Of course it will. You only need to have sex to generate electricity."

Yu Miao didn't seem to be conscious of it at all: "Then, you are the creator of this world. If we do that kind of thing, we will generate electricity for the whole world."

Jiang Xun was so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Yes, yes, yes."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Jiang Xun felt that something was wrong.

Yu Miao raised the corners of his lips slightly, and without saying anything, he bent down and inserted the plug into the socket.

The computer didn't respond at all.

Yu Miao straightened up, and smiled slightly at Jiang Xun who was on the bed: "It seems we forgot to generate electricity."

...Damn it! ! !Wait a minute! !Yujiu, you beat me up!

But once the words are out of the mouth, it is hard to take back the water.

Jiang Xun has just established this world, and the basic settings have not yet been perfected. It can be said that every thought and every word of his is related to the growth and development of this world.

...Including his setting of "using love to generate electricity" just now.

Jiang Xun was half-crazy, desperately trying to remedy it in his heart, the electricity came from a power plant!Electricity is produced by the friction of clouds...

However, to no avail.

Because he just defined electricity and judged electricity as the basic energy for the operation of this world, then his behavior of temporarily modifying the source of electricity is equivalent to contradicting the previous setting, and this world cannot tolerate contradictory settings Coexistence, so when there is a conflict in the setting, the world will automatically choose to keep the original setting.

While talking, Yu Miao had already pushed the dying Jiang Xun onto the bed, kissed his brow lightly, and said softly to the flushed Jiang Xun, "Do it quickly, and then we can play computer games."

Jiang Xun: "..."

After the power generation was over, Yu Miao sat back at the table happily, while Jiang Xunze hugged the computer and curled up on the bed, looking at the brightly lit hotel room, feeling so depressed that he lost his hair.

He said weakly: "...connect the computer to the Internet first."

Yu Miao turned his head and asked him: "What is the Internet?"

Jiang Xun raised his hand and threw a pillow over there: "Get out! Do you fucking think I'll fall for your tricks again?"

Yu Miao, who really wanted to ask what the Internet is: "..."

After downloading the large-scale ancient game he used to play before entering "Beast Habitat in Dongshan", Jiang Xun's mood finally improved. He first applied for an account for Yu Miao, and brazenly gave him an ID called "Invincible Meijiao" "Mother", and unskillfully boarded his own number, and hung up.

After finishing the preparations, Jiang Xun turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his face, and cheered himself up in the mirror:

It doesn't matter, it was just a small episode just now, and I will be able to abuse food in a while.

Holding the vengeful mentality of "I can beat Yu Miao out in the arena in a while", Jiang Xun walked out of the bathroom in a murderous spirit, sat down on the bed, picked up the computer and looked at it, and took a breath of air.

Next to the place where I hung up the phone just now, there was actually a full-level character standing.

He was dressed in a handsome orange outfit, making his whole body radiant, and his face was pinched exactly like Yu Miao's, chic and thin, with dazzling features, as beautiful as a spiritual painting that had been carefully traced.

How could Yu Miao be at full level? ?

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, turned to look at Yu Miao, Yu Miao turned from behind the computer, his eyes were all indifferent: "Is the arena PK?"

After a brief daze, Jiang Xun exploded: "How did I do it with you?"

Yu Miao said lightly: "It's nothing. I've been fighting for more than half a year."

Jiang Xun was stunned for three seconds before he realized: "Fuck Yujiu, you cheated! This is cheating!"

...He just washed his hands and went to the toilet!At most a minute and a half!

This guy even locked himself in his time domain for leveling again!

Jiang Xun clicked on the list, and found that Yu Miao's ID had already ranked first in the entire server, not surprisingly.

The world has been fried because of this ID.

No one knows where this "Invincible Beauty" was airborne, and everyone just blinked, and the ranking list next to it dropped one box, and one extremely owed it. The name of beating was stepped on everyone's heads in such a brazen manner.

Ignoring the waves of scolding and questioning voices on the World Channel, Yu Miao poked Jiang Xun: "JJC go?"

...Very well, his internet language level is estimated to be at the same level as mine now.

Jiang Xunsheng had a faceless face: "Can't you practice leveling with me?"

Yu Miao replied quite naturally: "You are already at the full level. If I want to protect you, I must be stronger than you."

Jiang Xun: "..."

Because every time he couldn't develop any resistance to Yu Miao's love words, Jiang Xun could only give in.

He took the initiative to rub over, sat in Yu Miao's arms, swiped and pulled the mouse, and thought of Yu Miao who had entered the parallel space just now and practiced hard alone, his heart was a little sweet, and he turned around and kissed Yu Miao on the cheek: "There is no arena anymore, let's go shopping around the world."

Yu Miao looked down at Jiang Xun: "Shall we send another call?"

Jiang Xun: "..."

Yu Miao's expression was very sincere, even a little pitiful: "In the past six months, you are not here, and I can only generate electricity by thinking about you."

...Okay, don't talk about it, just post it.

([-]) Sequelae

Jiang Xun, who came back from the modern world, vowed never to take Yu Miao to a place with internet again.

I just didn't see it for a while, so Yu Miao downloaded a bunch of GVs, studied silently, and then practiced vigorously on Jiang Xun.

... Can the special meow still wear a modern look?