Mr. Jiang is not driving today

([-]) Meimei’s cat-stroking routine

One morning, Yu Miao got up early as usual to preside over the Dongshan Morning Meeting, when Le Li suddenly came to visit Fanghe Pavilion, carrying an empty cage in his hand.

When Jiang Xun felt that the situation was not good, Le Li opened the cage and said straight to the point, "Come in."

Jiang Xun knew that this day would come, but he never expected it to come so suddenly.He glanced at the exquisite little cage, and said sadly: "...Just today?"

"Just today."

Le Li only used six words to finalize Jiang Xun's fate, and although Jiang Xun is usually talkative, he is not an old man who never pays his debts.

Qiu Mei's resurrection, Le Li's painting can be said to be indispensable, I should fulfill my original promise, become a cat and let Mei Mei masturbate all day.

So, Jiang Xun undressed and walked towards the screen in the inner room.

Jiang Xun entered from the right side of the screen, and after a while, a white, tender and delicious kitten emerged from the left side of the screen.

Le Li smiled brightly, squatted down, and after one person and one cat looked at each other, Le Li aimed the cage door at Jiang Xun, and hooked his fingers: "Come in by yourself, and close the cage by yourself."

Jiang Xun: "..."

Why do I have the illusion of being on a thief ship?

But Jiang Xun still wagged his little tail obediently and got into the cage, and closed the cage door clumsily with his tender little pad.

The first generation of God was carried back to Shanggu in a cat cage in such an extremely toneless way, but he failed to see Zhan Mei at the first time, but was carried to Yueye Pavilion first.

Le Li took a good bath for Jiang Xun, took out a red silk ribbon, and neatly tied a bow around Jiang Xun's neck.

... Le Li, I fucking have dignity.

However, Le Li couldn't understand his meow's protest at all, so Jiang Xun was dragged into Zhanmei's room angrily by the gay.

To Jiang Xun's surprise, it was almost noon, and Zhan Mei was lying on the bed and did not get up.

...in bed, lying down, not getting up.

However, after seeing Zhan Mei's slightly difficult getting up posture and his small movements to avoid pressing his buttocks, Jiang Xun realized and expressed [-]% sympathy for Zhan Mei.

Seeing that Zhan Mei was about to get up, Le Li hid the cat cage behind him, walked up quickly, and touched his waist: "Hey, don't get up, just lie down on the bed today, I brought something good for you .”

"Good thing" Jiang Xun: "..."

He understood that Ganqing himself was used to entertain Meimei.

Zhan Mei blushed a little, but still had a serious face, and said solemnly: "Yan He, don't call me 'good'."

Le Li sat down on the side of the bed, his eyebrows and eyes slightly raised, his warmth and warmth were like a spring breeze blowing on his face: "Then don't call me Yanhe. Call me Xianggong."

Zhan Mei blushed again, bit his lips and said, "I didn't bark last night, and I won't bark today."

Jiang Miao, who was hidden behind Le Li, suddenly had an extremely bad picture in his mind.

But just when he was halfway through the brainstorming, Le Li took him out and shook him in front of Zhan Mei, with a faint sultry lust in his eyes: "I'll give it to you if I call you Xianggong."

Zhan Mei stared at the fluffy kitten Tuan'er for a few seconds, and after careful consideration, he turned his face away, lowered his voice, and quickly said, "...Sister."

Jiang Xun felt that he was forced to show affection.

Le Li planted a kiss on Zhan Mei's blush cheek, opened the cat cage, and let Jiang Xun out. Jiang Xun flung himself on the quilt, took two steps gracefully, and then lay on the ground indifferently. Get off, and point your butt at Zhanmei.

...It's not about Yu Miao, he's too lazy to be cute.

Of course, Zhan Mei didn't mind, he picked up the cat with a calm face, hugged it in his arms, turned it over and pinched its round belly, then picked up the plum blossom-shaped pink meat claws, and pinched it gently.

...so soft.Really soft.

Zhan Mei, with pink flowers in her heart, raised her face calmly, and said, "It's not the same as Jiang Xun at all. It's very cute."

Le Li looked at Zhan Mei with a smile, kissed his forehead tenderly, and said, "I think so too."

... Hey, people are still standing here!

However, Jiang Xun's protest was perfectly ignored by the couple.

For the next whole day, he only did one thing, which was to hug the cat on the pillow and pinch its paws intently.

Jiang Xun was almost crushed, and he couldn't figure out what obsession Mei Mei had with her claws.

Why don't you just change one!Just pinching the right front paw, the paw will be bald, okay?

But facing the cold Jiang Xun, Zhan Mei had a great time playing, and carefully squeezed out Jiang Xun's cat's paws that were not fully grown one by one, and stroked them in the palm of his hand.

At the end of the game, Jiang Xun felt a little sympathetic to Mei Mei——

How childless it is to play with a cat's paw all day long.

Jiang Xun, who had long been accustomed to Yu Miao's lecherous way of touching cats, suddenly met such an innocent cat-touching person, and was at a loss for a while.

Zhan Mei happily held Jiang Xun's right front paw and fell asleep when the sun was setting three poles until the sun was setting.

After confirming that the man was completely asleep, Le Li quietly took the cat from Zhan Mei's hands, took him outside, threw him a piece of clothing, and turned his back.

Not long after, Jiang Xun took human form and stood neatly on the steps.

Jiang Xun, who was debt-free and light-hearted, said to Le Li with a smile, "Yan He, it's so dark at night, take me back."

Le Li simply left Shanggu with Jiang Xun.

On the way, Jiang Xun couldn't help gossiping: "Yanhe, Meimei's bones are so hard, are you two...harmonious?"

Le Li was by no means a thin-skinned master, he raised the corners of his lips and replied, "It's pretty good."

Jiang Xun once again experienced the "hardness" of Zhanmei at close range today. Lying on it feels like crawling low on the concrete floor. It is really hard for Jiang Xun to imagine how Le Li pushes people down and then one two three Four again.

Forgive him for a long time, but he can only imagine the scene of an oil worker wearing a hard hat holding an electric drill and pumping diamond oil.

Seeing the disbelief on Jiang Xun's face, Le Li explained gently: "...As long as the method is in place, he is quite soft."

...Okay, please don't continue talking, I already have pictures.

Jiang Xun, who had been shown affection by the two for a day, was physically and mentally exhausted. After dragging his exhausted body back to Dongshan, he immediately changed back into a cat shape, ran back to Fanghe Pavilion, and jumped onto the window with a sharp sound, on the clean ground. Leaving a string of small footprints in the shape of plum blossoms, he rolled quickly on the floor mat under the bed, and all the stains on his body should disappear.

After confirming that he was clean, he jumped up, transformed into a human form in the air, rolled onto the bed, pressed on someone who was reading a book on the bed, and smiled.

Without further ado, Yu Miao supported the back of his neck and kissed him. Jiang Xun followed his movements and stuck out his tongue, hooked his tongue, and sucked and moved it lingeringly.

After the kiss was over, Yu Miao dropped the book, stuffed him into the quilt, and asked, "Where have you been all day?"

Jiang Xun huddled under the warm blanket and let out a breath into his palm.

Although the two can raise the temperature of the bed by magic at any time now, Jiang Xun always believes that the temperature warmed by the human body is the best and most comfortable.

Therefore, since the beginning of winter, Yu Miao has been warming his bed every day, and Jiang Xun can roll into bed at any time, enjoying the most perfect and comfortable temperature.

Jiang Xun squinted his eyes happily. Under the flickering candlelight, his eyes were faintly sapphire blue, like a playful cat: "...I won't tell you."

Yu Miao's body froze, and he warned: "If you don't say it, then don't say it.... Don't move your tail."

Jiang Xun half leaned on the bed and looked at him cheerfully. Under the bed, a small piece of fluffy tail was slipping into the leg of Yu Miao's pajamas, scratching his calf. Hearing Yu Miao's warning, the tail Reluctantly, she got out of the trousers, squeezed his obscene trousers, stretched them between his legs, and slowly hooked them up.

Yu Miao gritted his teeth: "Jiang Xun!"

Jiang Xun pulled Yu Miao over, leaned into his ear and smiled wickedly: "Meow."

Yu Miao raised his hand to cover his chest and was silent for a long while before pulling off the quilt and covering their heads.

Being turned into a red wave, the room is charming.

([-]) Spring is a good season

Jiang Xun was very upset.

When the soul was just completed, Jiang Xun was very coquettish for a while. He could tease those immortals in the fairy world, and he could tease the dissatisfied Yu Miao when he came home, and he would help him when he was about to collapse. , making him speechless.

Especially the latter can always give him several to ten times more pleasure than the former.

However, he overlooked one point——

Before the soul was not completed, he could not be regarded as a complete cat, but after the completion, all kinds of cat's habits came to the fore.

In the first spring after his spiritual completion, he discovered the biggest and most dangerous enemy in his life.

When his body started to feel hot from time to time, he didn't pay attention.

He wasn't paying attention when he couldn't help wandering aimlessly around in broad daylight.

When the number of times he went to the toilet increased day by day, he didn't pay attention.

However, as soon as he touched Yu Miao, his face turned red and hot, and he couldn't help jumping up, he finally painfully experienced the great fear that spring can bring to a cat.

In the first attack, Yu Miao, who was inexperienced, was caught off guard by his sudden enthusiasm. He didn't feel relieved to push Jiang Xun down on the bed until Jiang Xun took off his pants.

Afterwards, Jiang Xun clutched his stomach, thinking with pleasure and pain, let spring pass quickly.

However, soon, Jiang Xun found sadly that the spring of Fanghe Pavilion seemed to never pass.

It's dog days outside, and Fanghe Pavilion is as warm as spring.

The golden chrysanthemum is fragrant outside, and Fanghe Pavilion is as warm as spring.

It's freezing outside, but Fanghe Pavilion is as warm as spring.

...Obviously, Yu Miao has found the correct way to use his time freezing spell.

As a result, Fanghe Pavilion once became a forbidden area in Dongshan.

Even in broad daylight, disciples who occasionally pass by can hear some strange sounds.

"Comfortable?"

"Comfortable, um~ Let's do it again..."

Then the passing disciples couldn't look directly at the ground and covered their faces and ran away.

Every time is like Jiang Xun the first time, after learning from the pain, he forced Yu Miao to undo such a horrible spell, but it was too late.

Fanghe Pavilion, if there is a disagreement, it will be full of spring.

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