Mr. Jiang is not driving today

([-]) Nanke Yimeng

Jiang Xun was woken up by being splashed with a bowl of water.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and wiped off the water stains on his face with difficulty.

As soon as he moved, the bones all over his body hurt as if they had been dismantled. He wanted to lie down for a while longer, but the big face that suddenly appeared in front of him immediately frightened him.

"God, you are awake. I thought you had the plague too. Why did you faint while walking?"

Jiang Xun used his elbows to support his body and climbed up. After this support, he realized that something was wrong.

——My hands and feet have been doubled in size, and my arms are as slender as two firewood sticks. The bones at the elbows are intertwined, as if they will pierce the skin at any time.The thin coat was washed clean, and it was loosely worn on the body. The shape of the ribs was clearly visible through the clothes, and the heart beat violently in the chest cavity, almost giving Jiang Xun the illusion that his ribs would be broken at any time.

He looked at his palm, the small and tender palm was full of dust, and he looked in a mess.

...This type of claw should belong to a five or six-year-old child.

...become a child yourself?

When Jiang Xun raised his face, he silently groaned in his heart again.

No wonder he looked familiar to that big face just now.

It turned out to be the man who took him away from Hongfeng Village, the man who gave birth to a handsome boy.

The little white face reached out to pat Jiang Xun's face unceremoniously: "Hey, are you awake?"

In order not to continue to be beaten, Jiang Xun nodded his head graciously, and was about to stand up staggeringly. The little boy looked at Jiang Xun suspiciously, and asked cautiously: "...Are you really not infected with the disease?"

Jiang Xun glanced at the environment the two of them were in, and made a rough judgment.

Since regaining his body as a cicada slave, he often returns to Hongfeng Village to visit his grandmother as an ordinary "Jiang Xun". Therefore, he has long been familiar with the terrain of Hongfeng Village.

And the "Red Maple Village" in front of me is dilapidated, dirty, and full of evil spirits. It should be the day when I sold myself to someone with a bowl and a half of corn in order to save Abi more than ten years ago.

...Going back to the beginning of everything?

Jiang Xun's brain was spinning fast.

The current time... should be after I told my grandmother that I had changed a bowl and a half of corn.When walking out of the village with the little boy, Jiang Xun's original body was taken up by the self who had inexplicably passed through, so the original owner suddenly fainted in front of the little boy.

After making a rough guess, Jiang Xun responded in a low voice: "...I'm hungry. I haven't eaten for several days."

This statement could indeed explain the reason for Jiang Xun's sudden fainting, but the little boy felt worried, and unconsciously opened the distance between him and Jiang Xun, and asked uncertainly: "...Are you really not sick?"

While Jiang Xunzheng was speechless, he suddenly saw a group of men and horses in glazed robes walking in from the entrance of the village. The leader was the youngest of the Yu family, who was watching the moon in Yuyuyu.

At that time, he hadn't lost his childishness yet, but he still tried his best to appear calm in front of his younger brother: "Xiao Jiu, this is Hongfeng Village. Can you find anything?"

The seven-year-old child who followed behind him, wearing a double-ringed sapphire pendant, came forward. There was still baby fat on his cheeks, but his beautiful facial features had already begun to take shape: "...the demonic energy is overflowing, the plague is raging, It’s because of the chaos caused by the demonic way. I think the demonic way must have tampered with the water source here.”

Hearing this, Yu Yu glanced at her precious brother with relief and admiration.

Jiang Xun's eyes lit up suddenly.

He quickly escaped from Ren Yazi's grasp, ran up to Yu Yu, pretended not to know him, and asked curiously, "What are you here for? There is a plague in the village, it's very dangerous."

Suddenly a child with a handsome face appeared, Yu Tiao didn't know how to deal with it, so he glanced at him coldly, and then threw a wink at the child behind him: Xiao Jiu, he is about the same age as you, tell him .

Xiao Yumiao stood up obediently, walked up to Jiang Xun, and asked, "Are you from Hongfeng Village?"

Jiang Xun nodded, resisting the urge to pinch the baby fat on Yu Miao's cheek.

...Yu Miao was so cute when she was young.

Seeing the little boy in front of him staring at him with trusting eyes, Yu Miao couldn't help but startled, but he didn't forget what his father and eight elder brothers told him before he left, and he didn't dare to make mistakes and cause trouble, so he went He reached out and pressed Jiang Xun's hair.

After testing him with spiritual power, Yu Miao felt relieved, turned his head and said to his elder brother, "This man does not have the poison of plague..."

Before he could finish speaking, his hand was pinched.

Yu Miao was a little stunned by the pinch, and forgot to break free for a while.

Jiang Xun raised his face knowingly and asked, "Are you gods?"

Yu Miao is the youngest child in Dongshan, and he has always been used to being pampered. The little guy in front of him is obviously a size smaller than him, and his body is very thin, but his eyes seem to contain two bright stars. In the blink of an eye, it seemed as if two lively fireflies would fly out of his pupils.

Maybe because of the charming light in his eyes, Yu Miao didn't pull back his hand, and replied truthfully: "We are from the Yu Clan of Dongshan. My name is Yu Miao, and I belong to nine families."

Jiang Xunjiang sank into his dantian, knelt down neatly, and put his arms around Yu Miao's thigh: "Ninth brother, can you take me away?"

Because Yu Miao was too surprised, he let out a "huh", and Jiang Xun couldn't help laughing at the blank look.

Jiang Xun hugged Yu Miao's leg tightly like a pendant on his leg, and begged further: "I, I also want to be a god..."

Yu Miao was embarrassed.

Seeing his younger brother in such a mess, Yu Yu behind him couldn't help turning around and covering his mouth, overjoyed.

Yu Miao was very embarrassed, but he couldn't bear to kick Jiang Xun away, so he let him hug him awkwardly: "Why do you want to be a god?"

Jiang Xun answered bluntly: "Being a god, you can live a hundred years, and if you live a hundred years, you can be with Brother Jiu forever."

At the end, he added with certainty: "...Who made brother Jiu so beautiful!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xun noticed that Yu Miao blushed.The powder-carved and jade-carved doll's face was blush... very beautiful.

Yu Miao obviously also noticed the temperature rise on his face, and couldn't help but get annoyed: "Say, what are you talking about!"

With a cheeky face, Jiang Xun asked expectantly, "Brother Jiu, do you agree?"

Yu Miao found that he had no resistance to the little guy in front of him, he just took him into his heart at a glance, as if he had seen him in his previous life, he just wanted to hug him tightly and get close to him...

Yu Miao, who was frightened by his own thoughts, blushed even more.

Seeing this, the little boy on the side immediately approached him, pointed at Jiang Xun and said with a smile, "I bought him..."

Not knowing where the impulsiveness came from, Yu Miao tore off the necklace she was carrying with her, along with the three cat's-eye gemstones inlaid on it, and casually threw it to Xiaobailian: "...is it enough?"

The little boy had always suspected that Jiang Xun was ill, and there might be problems if he took him on the road, but now that Bailian got a treasure, there is no reason for him not to let him go.

He was overjoyed, and fearing that Yu Miao would repent, he quickly hid Yingluo in his sleeve, nodded and bowed, and retreated to the entrance of the village.

Jiang Xun stared helplessly for a while, then raised his head anxiously: "He bought me a bowl and a half of corn!"

Prodigal son ah you!

Yu Miao lowered his head and looked at this little guy with a painful face, the corners of his lips curled up, he raised his hand to pinch his chin, and stroked it: "You are worth the price."

Jiang Xun, who was holding Yu Miao's thigh, was stunned.

...Is it that simple?

Won't the senior sister in the troupe be killed?

Will he not be washed to the bones by the Qin family?

Won't Ah Mu be killed by Ying Yisheng just because he looks exactly like him?

And the Qin family won't have the chance to chase and kill him?

...Is...is it that simple?

Jiang Xun, who had all kinds of emotions in his heart, couldn't help himself for a while, jumped up, and kissed Yu Miao's water-red cheek neatly.

The members of the Yu family: "..."

Yu Miao touched his cheek, and retreated three feet away: "You...you..."

Jiang Xun rushed over shamelessly, wrapped his arms around his waist, stood on tiptoes, and put his face on his shoulder: "... Brother Jiu, take me home."

……

Not to mention the fact that the ninth son brought a human child back to the mountain, which aroused so much discussion in Dongshan, Jiang Xun happily became Yu Miao's servant, and replaced it with a junior disciple of the Yu family. Robe and clothes, making Yu Miao's bed, sweeping, and grinding ink in Fanghe Pavilion, has been busy until night.

Yu Miao is generally very satisfied with the child he picked up.

However, when night fell and Yu Miao was about to wash up and go to bed, a slender and pitiful little guy hugged the bedding, and stood in front of his bed aggrievedly, pursing his lips, and his big watery eyes were adorable very

"...I'm particularly afraid of the dark."

"Are you willing to let me sleep outside?"

Just because of these two short sentences, Yu Miao threw away his helmet and armor.

After putting the little guy to bed, Jiang Xun rolled to Yu Miao's side, leaned against his neck, and took a deep breath.

Ever since he was a child, Yu Miao has always had this faint sandalwood smell on his body, which is so good that it makes one's heart beat.

Yu Miao pursed his lips and turned his back to Jiang Xun, but finally couldn't bear Jiang Xun's kitten-like sniffing around people, and warned a little angrily, "Don't smell it."

Jiang Xuncheng said, "It smells good."

As he said that, he put his arms around Yu Miao's waist: "If I've been next to you for a long time, will I also have this smell on my body?"

Yu Miao's ears burst into red: "Don't move around! If you move around again, you will sleep on the bed."

Guessing that Yu Miao was reluctant to let him sleep on the floor, Jiang Xun wagged his tail triumphantly: "...the ground is rough."

As he spoke, he touched Yu Miao's waist and eyes, and then poked it with his finger.

All parts of Yu Miao's body were sensitive, and he almost jumped up when poked, and then he was ashamed and angry for no reason.

He turned over abruptly, grabbed Jiang Xun's wrist with both hands, and pressed him down viciously: "I told you not to move!"

Jiang Xun was caught off guard, but now he is just an ordinary kid, who can't beat Yu Miao, so he can only unconsciously blink his kitten-like eyes, the pupils are watery and bright, and he closes them obediently. mouth.

When Yu Miao saw such watery little eyes, most of his anger dissipated.

... But he didn't want to get off Jiang Xun's body.

...should teach him a lesson, hmm.

Yu Miao looked down at Jiang Xun and said coldly, "Just sleep like this."

Jiang Xun struggled for a while, and found that he was completely unable to move, so he could only say in a tender and childlike voice, "I'm too thin. I'm so skinny."

Yu Miao listened to his aggrieved tone, no matter how it sounded like he was being coquettish, it sounded very nice, which made his mood even better: "Then you should hurry up and get fatter. I will feel comfortable when I press it down."

... Fuck Yujiu, have you been so proficient at oppressing people since you were a child?

Jiang Xun resigned himself to his fate, and simply took the initiative to rub against Yu Miao's side face with his hairy head: "Then... Brother Ninth, is there anything to eat here? I'm hungry."

Yu Miao couldn't help but let go of him reluctantly, got out of bed, and went out. Before leaving, he didn't forget to help Jiang Xun hold the lamp in his hand, so as to teach him not to be so afraid.

Jiang Xun huddled on the bed, staring at the direction of the door, and waited for a stick of incense before Yu Miao's figure appeared outside the door.

He was a little out of breath from running, holding a few pieces of Daigo cakes with a handkerchief in his hand: "This is my favorite food. I just bought it and it's still warm. Eat it."

Jiang Xun sat cross-legged on the bed, wrapped in a quilt, and showed a happy smile to the little boy.

However, his consciousness became blurred at this moment.

After a dazed blur, Jiang Xun opened his eyes again.

In front of him is the Fanghe Pavilion, but the furnishings are completely different from what he saw just now.

He got up dizzy and dizzy, turned his head and saw Yu Miao was lying beside him, sleeping peacefully.

Jiang Xun lowered his head again, looking at his hands and feet.

——The hands and feet are the size of normal adults, and there are evenly arranged light red ambiguous hickey marks on the left and right arms.

Jiang Xun stared blankly at the gorgeous brocade quilt, and after a long while, he raised the corners of his lips helplessly.

... Nanke Yimeng.

After sitting for a long time, the cool wind invaded his body, Jiang Xun felt a little cold, so he slipped under the blanket and climbed onto Yu Miao.He first listened to the strong heartbeat coming from his left chest, then tore off Yu Miao's pajamas, found the scabbed "Xun", and gently closed it with his lips.

Suddenly, a hand was placed on his hair, and he rubbed it vigorously.

Yu Miao's hoarse voice came from above his head: "...what's wrong?"

Jiang Xun buried himself in his arms without looking up: "I had a dream."

Yu Miao took that hairy head into his arms and asked, "What dream?"

Jiang Xun paused for a moment, then answered the wrong question: "...I want to eat Daigo cake."

Yu Miao was stunned for a while, and then let out a calm and gentle laugh: "Lie here well, and I will buy it for you."

Only then did Jiang Xun raise his head, and nodded slightly: "...um."

"I'll hold the lamp for you, and I'll be back soon."

"……Um."

Seeing the glass-colored figure disappearing into the night, Jiang Xun sat up wrapped in a quilt, rubbed his hands, and breathed into his palms.

...Although it was a bit late, the person who should come, he came after all.