What a big shrimp, what a small person

, the tone is unbelievable.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you goblin actually wants to eat."

Hearing this, the general lost his grip on one of them and fell to the ground with a thud, sprawled in all directions.

"I'm not a goblin!" The general got up and protested, waving his fists.

"That's right." Yu Ze got up from the stool and squatted on the ground looking down at the angry general, "The goblin can't be so stupid, even need help to get on the table."

The general fell silent, lowered his head sullenly, and planned to continue climbing. Yu Ze watched the general struggling at the bottom of the table with a smile, and waited until he estimated that the general's strength was almost exhausted, then he kindly raised the general When he got on the table, the general was furious, dancing and showing his teeth.

After putting it on the table, look at the pastry, and then look at the general, one big and one small are all stupid, the pastry is actually bigger than the general's upper body!Yu Ze was dumbfounded for a long time, slapping the table and laughing wildly!

The general ignored it, he became excited when he saw the food, walked to the pastry, and looked down at the mung bean cake that was approaching his waist...?He turned left and right, thinking about where to speak.

Under Yu Ze's gaze, the general bent down suddenly, lay down on the mung bean cake and took a bite. After taking a bite, the general was not satisfied, the cake was cut horizontally and vertically, and he didn't even bite a crumb!

or?To bite the four corners?

Determined to pay attention, the general regained his energy. He ran to a corner of the mung bean cake, compared it for a long time, took a sip, his small mouth squirmed, and chewed!chew!chew!

So happy……

Yu Ze was overjoyed, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the paper under the mung bean cake, and pulled the person and the pastry to his eyes...

The general ate a few mouthfuls, but his mouth was too small to bite, so he continued to chew on another corner.

Can't bite anymore, change another corner and continue to chew...

Can't bite anymore, change another corner and continue to chew...

I can't bite anymore...

Yu Ze widened his eyes and observed carefully, only then did he discover the small corner that the general had worked so hard for so long, climbing the table legs and turning around...

You can't find it without looking carefully.

Yu Ze tapped his index finger, raised his eyebrows and looked at the general's small mouth, thinking that even if it was a mung bean, it would take a quarter of it to make the general eat it.

The general laughed happily, unaware that he had moved the ground.Yuze saw enough of the excitement, stretched out his hand to break open the mung bean cake, picked a small piece with his fingertips, put it on the paper and with his little finger, he pushed aside the general who had no horns to chew on and was anxiously running around, the general was furious!

"What are you doing!"

Yu Ze was not angry either, he picked up the piece of pastry that was smaller than a grain of rice and handed it to the general.

"Hey, yours."

The general's little face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny. He took the pastry with both hands, and ate it bite by bite with a smile on his eyes.

Yu Ze lay on the table, watching the general's movements for a while, feeling a little puzzled.

"General, do you have any teeth?"

The general gave a hand.

"Are your teeth the same as ours?"

"..."

"Is it in the stomach?"

……

At night, when the general wanted to pee, he skillfully climbed out of bed along the mosquito net, looking for a place to pee.

But he searched and searched, and finally felt that he was in pain, and he hadn't found a place to solve it.

On the bed, Yu Ze turned over, and there was a smile in his voice, "You can just find a place, anyway, it's a little bit, and you can do it before tomorrow."

The general was dazed, and raised his head to look at the person on the bed facing inward.

"With your small body, I still don't believe that you can urinate a Mediterranean Sea."

The general heard the words, put away the little skirt, took a few steps with his calves and got on the bed, crawling!Climb up on Yu Ze's body, and then run forward, quickly occupying the highest ground of Yu Ze's ears, before Yu Ze could react, the little skirt was lifted, flying straight down three thousand feet...

Yuze and the general started a cold war, so Yuze no longer carried the general in his purse when he went out to do errands, but the general felt very happy. After he got up from his nest, he was planning to go back to find his parents, but it was a good idea. I can't bear to part with the basket, all his belongings are in it!

The little general began to have troubles. He sat in the middle of the basket, cross-legged, thinking about countermeasures. How to bring his belongings home?

After taking them back, the family of three can live happily and comfortably on the bottom of the sea.

and……

The general blushed.

He should also have a child, he is already over a year old, and wants to have a little shrimp who can call him Daddy——

It's November now, and I don't know if all the brothers and sisters who were born together have their own babies.

Thinking of this, the general suddenly felt a little melancholy again, he sighed, in fact Zeze was quite nice to him, why not?Take him home with you?

The general's eyes lit up, and he felt that he was extremely smart!At that time, the three of them, plus Zeze, will live under the sea together!Although Zeze is a bit bigger, he is very good at making holes. He will definitely be able to make a big hole for Zeze to live in!

But after thinking for a long time, the general hesitated again. He felt that he should give birth to the child first, and then come to pick up Zeze. Thinking of this, he felt that Zeze could take care of his belongings temporarily, and he would come back to pick up Zeze anyway.

After thinking about it for a long time, Yuze came back before he could make the trip.

The general looked up and became excited all of a sudden. He quickly got up, leaned on the edge of the basket and looked out the door.

"Ze Ze Ze Ze, is it raining?"

Yu Ze wiped the moisture off his body with a towel, raised his eyebrows and looked at the excited general.

"It's down."

"I want to go out, I want to go out!"

Yu Ze refused, the rain was so dirty, he held a towel in his hand and looked at the general.

"Go out and get wet in the rain, so you are not allowed to enter your bed to sleep that night."

"Hmm..." the general was thinking.

"Let's go take a bath!" Yu Ze didn't give the general any more time to think, he directly mentioned the general and entered the bathing place in the inner room prepared by the maid just now.

Seeing the water, the general twisted happily in Yu Ze's palm, his eyes urged Yu Ze to let him go quickly.

Undressing with one hand, even in the eyes of the general, this huge carcass is very attractive.

Soaked in hot water, Yu Ze leaned his head against the towel behind him and sighed comfortably. In this rainy weather, especially after raining, it is really a life to have a basin of warm bath water for a bath What a joy.

He opened his eyes and looked at the general, but saw the general's panicked and frowning face, Yu Ze panicked, and was no longer in the mood to enjoy himself, he asked the general what was wrong.

"The water is hot, I don't like it."

Yu Ze breathed a sigh of relief, and relaxed again, "You just don't know how to enjoy yourself, the water is hot to be comfortable..."

Yu Ze changed his posture many times, leaning against the wall of the barrel and watching the general swimming in the water leisurely, steaming, this feeling of wishing to wait...

Yu Ze smiled, stretched out his index finger, and pushed the general to the bottom of the water.

06. Give birth

The general was thumping in the water, and it took him a long time to get out of the water, shaking his little head vigorously to shake off the water drops, the general glared angrily.

Yu Ze pretended not to see it, lying on the edge of the bucket, stretched out his long arms, picked up the book on the stool next to him, opened it and read it with relish.

The general patted the water angrily, but unfortunately his movement was too small. After working for a long time, Yu Ze's only reaction was... the book turned another page.

The general got angry, his little foot turned upside down, he stabbed hard, and sank to the surface of the water.

Yu Ze, who was reading a book, quietly looked down from the gap in the book, wanting to see what the general was going to do.

But before he saw it clearly, he felt as if his descendants had been stung by something, the pain was like a needle prick!He trembled all over, stood up with his hands on the wall of the barrel, water droplets dripped from his body, and in an instant, goosebumps all over Yu Ze's body rose!He lowered his head and saw that the general was biting on the root of his descendants, his hands were still clenched tightly, and he was suddenly lifted out of the water, and he even proudly raised his head to demonstrate!

Yu Ze's nose was crooked with anger.

After taking a bath, the general rolled happily in his den, from left to right, and then from right to left. Yu Ze watched bitterly from the side, and finally couldn't help it, and the fan in his hand slapped hard , with a little internal strength, the general was caught off guard, and even the person and the nest were turned upside down, his precious pebbles scattered out, and the bed was colorful.Yuze frowned, looked at the sand on his bed, then squatted down, beside the bed, together with the general, began to pick up the sand one by one.

The weather is getting colder and colder, all the things at hand have been done, and Yu Ze is ready to go back.

The general is also ready to go back, he tidied up, and it really made him toss out a small bag, which contained his beloved small stone, a small pillow that Yuze asked someone to make for him, and a piece of paper that was said to be a contract of prostitution. thing.He put the small bag on his back, and prepared to go home and give birth to a child.

There is actually an allusion to this deed of sale. Although it has been a long time, when Yu Ze thinks about it, his face is still full of resentment. The reason is that he was bitten by a little brother in the shower.At that time, Yuze really hurt, but after thinking about it, especially when he thought about the general's arrogant expression, he laughed once every time he thought about it, so that the next day, the joy turned into sadness——

His little brother is inflamed...

wear pants?I'm sorry, I touched my little brother...it hurts.

Especially after going back, the palace lord pushed Yu Ze to block the representatives of various sects who came to thank him. This block lasted for a day, Yu Ze had a smile on his face, the corners of his mouth twitched, his heart was bleeding, and the little brother was crying.

It's hard work.

That is the matter, Yu Ze directly signed an unequal agreement with the general, if