What a big shrimp, what a small person

If you don't sign...

Yu Ze said, he wants to bite back!

Yu Ze's mouth is so big, and the general's little brother is so small, so the general signed it aggrievedly.

Because the general has nothing to say, one mouthful for one mouthful, it is fair, what is unfair is only a matter of size...

What is the content of the contract?

The general didn't know how to read, and he didn't listen carefully. He only knew that if his big foot was covered with bright cinnabar, it would be equivalent to signing a signature. Because his fingerprints were too small, Yu Ze said that he couldn't see them clearly and didn't count...

The general was ready to go home and have a baby with all his burdens. After Yuze came back, he searched even the cracks in the corners of the walls, but he couldn't find the general. He thought the general had been eaten by a dog. After worrying for a long time, he planned to go out to look for it, but he still Before going out the gate, I ran into a general who had been lost for a long time and went to the kitchen to have a meal and was about to go out the gate.The general was very strange, and he greeted Yu Ze, expressing his good wish to go home and have a baby. Yu Ze's nose was so angry that he picked up the general and slipped the general back to the house.

Yu Ze didn't quite understand the reason for his anger, but he just felt that his own things should be obedient. If this male shrimp had a small shrimp with other female shrimp, he would feel awkward thinking about it.

One big and one small, one sitting on the table, one sitting on the stool, with his own small bag at the general's feet, and a fan at Yu Ze's hand, the two stared at each other, neither admitting defeat.

"Forget it, it's not that I didn't tell you, it's just that I don't want to make you sad." Yu Ze waved his hand suddenly, with a look of disinterest.

The general became curious and didn't argue anymore. He strained his ears and asked, "What's sad? What's sad?"

"Don't you know?" Yu Ze was surprised.

"Ah?" Seeing Yuze's expression, the general couldn't help but half believe it. Could there really be something he didn't know?

"If you give birth to a child, you have to divide your little nest into half for the child, and give the other half of the little bed to your wife!"

"Ah?!" The general hesitated.

"And your baby, you must share half with your children, because your children must also like your gems very much."

The general hooked his feet when he heard the words, hooked his small bag into his arms, hugged him tightly, with a painful expression on his face, he began to seriously consider the disadvantages of having a child!

"and……"

Yu Ze had a serious face, the general was so nervous by Yu Ze's words that his heart was in his throat.

"And more?" The general swallowed, staring nervously at Yu Ze.

"Besides, if you have a child, you have to find food for him. Your child often cries and doesn't appreciate it. You don't have as much free time to play as you do now."

"Well……"

Yu Ze sighed heavily, with sympathy and compassion on his face, he glanced at the general with infinite emotion, and said, "Go to the mother shrimp to have a baby, I won't stop you."

The general rubbed his hand, carrying his small bag to Yu Ze's hand, and put his small bag in Yu Ze's hand, with a look of reluctance on his face.

"Zeze, you can adopt me for a while, I don't want to go home and have a baby..."

Geye Palace held a grand banquet for guests, set up banquets in all directions, and exchanged wine and wine. The lights were as bright as day, and the servants and maids shuttled back and forth.

Yu Ze changed his clothes early, put the general in his pocket, and took the general to the front hall. After everyone was seated, all the people in the world began to discuss the matter of eradicating the "Devil Crow" sect. Yu Ze was bored died.

Seeing that the people next to him were talking loudly, he took out the general who had been stuffed in his purse for a long time and put it on the table. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he tore off a small piece of steamed bun, put it on the belly of his index finger, and handed it to the general. , the general's eyes lit up, he took it with both hands, opened a small mouth and began to eat happily.

He was eating with relish, when he suddenly raised his head and saw Yu Ze looking at him with interest, the general blushed embarrassingly...

"Is it delicious?" Yuzawa asked.

"Hmm." The general nodded his head desperately.

"I see that you are eating very hard. What you hold in your hand is not enough for me to eat. You have been eating for such a long time." Yu Ze looked contemptuous.

So the general was angry!

07. Du Ziheng

After the big banquet that day, there was an extra woman in Geye Palace, so Yuze spent less time with the general. The general missed his parents, so he searched for his little baggage hidden by Yuze, looking for it for a long time , found on the top of the cabinet, the general couldn't climb up, so he sat on the table sullenly, looking up at his little burden, not knowing what was going on in his heart.

Without Yuze, he couldn't even get off the table, the worlds of the two of them are too far apart.

Yu Ze came back drunk, the smile on Yu Ze's face was very strange when he came back, he was lying on the table, in the cold winter of Lajiu, he fanned a fan, his eyes were blurred with peach blossom red.He looked at the general, closed his fan with a snap, and pushed the general to his eyes with the handle of the fan.

"You stink!" The general waved the tip of his nose with his small hand, trying to shake off the smell of alcohol on Yu Ze's body and breathe some fresh air.

"General, I'm getting married."

The general stopped waving his little hands, he took two steps forward, stood in front of Yu Ze's eyes, and looked at him seriously.

"Does marriage mean having children?"

Yu Ze smiled, "Yes."

"That is to say, you will also have a female shrimp in the future?"

Yu Ze was terrified, and instantly woke up.

"But..." The general looked at Yu Ze sympathetically, "If you have a child, won't he steal things from you?"

Yu Ze rolled his eyes, got up and carried Xiao Xia to the bed, he refused to communicate with this stupid shrimp!

The general was dragged down by the collar of his back shirt and couldn't breathe, his little face was flushed red, he was hanging in the air with both hands and feet, struggling hard, Yuze saw this and shook his hands, so the general also shook, fluffy The little hair also shook, Yu Ze was happy, so he shook again, the general snapped and slipped out of the cloth clothes that Yu Ze wrapped him up.

Whoa whoa whoa! !Dad... Mother...

The little shrimp was stripped of his clothes by the villains!

Xiao Xia became an adult and shy. He put his two little hands in front of him, crying loudly while blocking his important parts. The little brothers were all seen!

Even though the two often quarrel, they will soon make up again.On this day, it was rare for Yu Ze to have time to accompany the general, but his fiancée did not show up, so he put the general in his purse, tightened the mouth of the purse, and took the general to his friend's house, the general was still carrying the purse Looking out excitedly, the purse wobbled, and the general wobbled too, and the purse wobbled, and the general wobbled too.

The feeling of being forgotten for a long time.

"Call me out for Du Ziheng!" Yu Ze waved his fan, and his suave and suave demeanor offended a whole street of peach blossoms, so he gave away several electric eyes for free. come.

The visitor was a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, sitting in a wheelchair, handsome and handsome, with a kind and natural smile on his face. He was not affected by his disability to make him feel inferior and cowardly, but instead had a confident expression on his face.

"Brother Yu."

Seeing the person coming, the smile on Yu Ze's face became much more real. He put the fan away, put it on his waist, took two steps forward, took over the job of the servant, and began to push the man named Du Ziheng into the compound Let's go, the guards knew Yu Ze, so they didn't stop him.

"I really didn't expect you to come out in person."

"If I don't come out again..." Du Ziheng smiled, "The women in the whole street will not be able to marry."

Yu Ze felt quite complacent when he heard the words, he raised his head triumphantly, and pushed Du Ziheng directly into the backyard, and the people below saw the situation and pushed down to prepare meals.

"I heard... you're getting married?" Du Ziheng asked while drinking freshly brewed tea.

"There is such a plan. The old man at home is pressing hard. Anyway, it will be settled sooner or later." Yu Ze didn't want to talk about this topic, so he didn't say much.

Du Ziheng put down his teacup, "Do you need my help?"

"It's not necessary yet, anyway, if this one leaves, another one will come, so let's just settle it."

Du Ziheng did not agree with Yu Ze's statement, but seeing Yu Ze's expression, he didn't want to talk deeply. He had known this friend's temperament for several years, so he had no intention of persuading him any further.

"What do you want me to do today?"

"Almost forgot!" Yuze slapped his forehead when he heard the words, and his eyes began to roll down. The general was also looking up at Yuze at this time, and the two people's eyes met and met. "I got a gadget recently, guess what it is?"

Du Ziheng smiled, he shook his head, "I can't guess."

Yu Ze looked at Du Ziheng dissatisfied, "That's all you're bad at, you don't have a sense of humor at all."

"I'm sorry." Although Du Ziheng said that, the expression on his face was not like that.

"Forget it, forget it, I guess you won't be able to guess it. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed such a bizarre thing."

"Oh?" Du Ziheng became interested when he heard this.

Yu Ze untied his purse and put it on the table. Du Ziheng was a little puzzled, and followed Yu Ze's movements to look at the purse that was obviously his daughter Jiaxiu.

"What? The future brother and sister-in-law show off?" Du Ziheng joked.

"Don't do this, I'll let you see that it's not this purse, it's what's in the purse!"

"What's inside?"

Yu Ze didn't answer any more, he poked his finger at the bulging purse, and shouted: "General, come out, come out and let Zi Heng see you."

Du Ziheng was even more puzzled, but after a while he opened his eyes wide and widened until the teacup in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.

Yu Ze was full of pride, looking at the table