What a big shrimp, what a small person

terrified.

"Xiao Xia doesn't sound good. I saw that you were lazy and stupid in the basket that day, but you looked very mighty. From now on, I will call you the mighty General! Abbreviated as General! How about it?" Yu Ze happily He suggested that for the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren, the fame of the first life has been ruined by this name!

"I...I'm not stupid." Xiao Xia sobbed, not grasping the point of Yu Ze's words at all.

"Okay, it's decided, from now on you will be called General Mighty!"

"Ah?" Xiao Xia finally came to his senses. He raised his head in surprise, tears were still hanging on his cheeks, his nose was red and swollen, and the new general was freshly baked!

Yu Ze asked a maid to embroider a purse for him, the maid embroidered it shyly, and embroidered a pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water on it, and then shyly gave it to the handsome and suave young palace master of her family. All kinds of charming hints, and then sat in the room at night until dawn.

Yu Ze shook the purse in his hand in satisfaction, seeing the general still had that puzzled look in his eyes, he stretched out his hand, twisted the general out of the basket, then loosened the mouth of the purse, and put the general in.

"Let's go, General, let's go shopping!"

Yu Ze tied the purse around his waist, and the general stood up thumpingly, his two paws clung to the edge of the purse, and a small head was exposed excitedly, feeling that he could see far from standing tall!

Yu Ze looked down at his waist, looking down from here, he could only see a small black head like a black bean turning around restlessly...

so small.

The streets are very lively, selling candied haws, fried cakes, meatballs, steamed buns, pancakes, masks, paper-cuts, all kinds of small vendors and small shops fill the streets, shouting and frolicking, haggling and haggling, Yuze is happy With one step and three shakes, the fan in his hand was flapping coquettishly, provoking the peach blossoms all over the place.

The general was a little dizzy from being shaken, he tried his best to raise his head with his purse, but he could only see Yu Ze's chin, there are so many giants here, only he is the smallest!

The general got angry, he leaned into the purse, found the side facing Yu Ze, and bit it with his mouth!

Kill you, kill you!

let you shake!Let you see how powerful Ben Xiaoxia is!

"Eh? This fan pendant is pretty good." The coquettish Yu Ze suddenly found a crystal clear fan pendant on a small vendor's stand, and bent over to observe it.

Not bad, not bad, although it is not high-quality jade, but the carving is good.

He was going to ask the general for his opinion in a low voice, maybe the general would like it too?But when he lowered his head, he saw the general clutching his teeth in his purse and sobbing.

What's going on here?

04. go out

On behalf of Geye Palace, Yu Ze personally presided over the search for the theft cases in Jianghu, and among the things he carried with him, there were two things that made the big girls of various families heartbroken. One was the purse that their palace masters often wear around their waists , the above pattern is actually mandarin ducks playing in the water!

All the girls are envious and jealous, wishing they could find that ugly woman who acted without authorization to torture her severely, and then have her skin and tendons peeled off!As everyone knows, this so-called ugly woman is now staring at the always bulging purse with even more envious eyes!Which daring girl who had the guts to eat the ambition and leopard's guts was the first to strike!

On the other hand, not only the girls, but even the old palace lord didn't understand. The old palace lord carefully observed the expression of his own son several times, and finally had to insinuate to his own son cryptically.He said this: I said Xiao Er, shopping for vegetables and cooking are all women's jobs...

There are two main reasons for Yu Ze being thundered.

[-]. Your sister!Lao Tzu has changed his name for many years, can you forget the embarrassing name of your old man whose head was kicked by a donkey!

[-]. Who said that carrying a basket is shopping for vegetables?Don't you know this is my general's den? !

Yu Ze led the people away in a mighty way. He rode on the horse, opened the mouth of the purse, and saw that the general was sleeping in the purse, so that his nose bubbles came out.

The general was very happy on this trip, but when there were many people, Zeze wouldn't let him out. Thinking of this, the general sniffled.

"what happened?"

It was already night at this time, but Yu Ze, who had been driving for a day, did not feel tired at all. After washing, he changed into white pajamas and leaned against the head of the bed with a light quilt, holding a book, as if he was seriously reading.The basket he carried all the way was on his bed at this moment, it was covered with soft cloth, there were also small pillows and bedding, and most importantly, there was a little general inside!

The general was not in a high mood, and sat in the basket, that is, in the middle of his small bed, with a face of accusation, with the small pillow in his arms, looking up at Yu Ze.

"Zeze won't let me go shopping."

"Oh?" Yu Ze put down the book when he heard the words. He lay on the bed, trying to keep his eyes parallel with the general, and then his eyes gradually moved down. Indecent."

The general straightened out his small chest when he heard the words, his voice was thin and crisp but also very proud.

"I have the outer layer of armor!"

Yu Ze widened his eyes and studied carefully...

researching...

Those two red dots on the little boobs...

……

puff!

Yu Ze sprayed, he patted the bed and laughed, his body was trembling, so the general's small body was bouncing, but he didn't know what Yu Ze was laughing at.

"What a small person, what a person—"

Yuze doesn't know how to sew, but it's inconvenient to ask someone else to do it for him, so the general has two extra pieces of cloth on his body, which are in the form of laces, and the supervisor hides his shame from top to bottom, very similar to Monkey King's short skirt with a rain cape.

Yu Ze sized it up and was not very satisfied. Although others can't see it, he can't show his feet!

Yu Ze stretched out his index finger to touch the general's little cheek, the general closed his eyes comfortably, with a shy face, let the general crawl into his palm, Yu Ze smiled and went out to walk the general.

Along the way, I saw Yu Ze gently close his hands, and the general lay on Yu Ze's palm in a sensible manner, and when he left, the two continued to walk. The general held Yu Ze's middle finger and directed the direction ahead. The two cooperated tacitly, and the general rolled happily in Yu Ze's palm!

Finally settled down in one place, Yu Ze went out, no one was with the general, he wanted to go out for a stroll, after getting up, the general carefully folded his little quilt, and counted the beautiful pebbles he had accumulated , that is, things classified as sand by Yu Ze, but although Yu Ze disliked it, he did not throw it away to the general in the end. After counting, the general put the pebbles in the small bag Yu Ze gave him, Discreetly place at the bottom of the basket.

This basket contained all his belongings, and the general cleaned it very carefully.

Jumping out of the basket, the general wanted to go out to play, but the bed was too high!

The general pouted his buttocks and looked down, looking for a foothold to go down. When he saw the mosquito net that fell to the floor, his eyes lit up!

Clapping his hands proudly, the general had a sense of accomplishment on his face, and he glanced at the bed that was still standing tall with disdain!No matter how tall you are, everything is possible in front of the clever little shrimp!

The general encouraged himself, jumped off the soft couch, and happily ran to the door...

pull!

Can't move!

The general took two steps back and looked at the latch, it wasn't latched!

good!try harder!

babble! !

The general put one foot on the other door, kicked hard on the ground with both hands on the door, leaned back, his little face was flushed, and he was trying to open the door with all his might!

babble! !Shrimp come on! !babble! !

After working hard for a long time, the door still didn't open. The general lost his strength for a moment. He held the door with one hand and gasped for breath. He wanted to go out!

Unexpectedly, when the door opened when he was unprepared, the general who was holding on to the door was suddenly pushed aside, gurgling several times!

The general got up and prepared to run outside without saying a word. Yu Ze, who had just entered the door, glanced out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly thought it was a mouse, and he realized it instantly!What the hell is a mouse!This is obviously the general who is going to sneak away!

The general flew for a long time, but Yu Ze caught up with him in two steps. He bent down and wanted to pinch the general, but the general moved nimbly and scurried around under his feet, and Yu Ze didn't dare to let go of his movements. , I am afraid that a careless and big foot will trample the general to death.

That's tragic.

Finally finding an opportunity, Yu Zeti slipped the general's skirt and lifted the shrimp up.The general was head down, clutching his little skirt tightly, dangling.

"Ze Ze Ze Ze, I'm dizzy."

"Why are you running!"

The general sniffled and looked up. "The door is open."

"Huh?" Holding the general in front of his eyes, Yu Ze snorted from his nose.

"Wow! I can't open the door!"

Yuze hurriedly held the general in his palm, tied the rope he tied to the little skirt, and then used his index finger to comfort the general's hairy head, feeling distressed.

The general was soothed, he rubbed his red eyes, pulled down the index finger on his head, hugged it in his arms, wiped it carefully with his little skirt, and then looked at it for a long time, under Yu Ze's puzzled eyes, Opened his mouth and bit it.

"Teethy?" Yu Ze raised his hand before his eyes as he said, "Come on, ah..." Yu Ze Shifan said, "Open your mouth and let me see your little teeth."

"Zeze..." the general yelled aggrievedly, "I'm hungry."

Yu Ze suddenly thundered.

It seems... since I met the general, he really hasn't given him a meal...

05. Hot water

After taking the pastry, Yu Ze put the fan on the table, and then put the pastry on the table with the paper. He tapped the table with his index finger, and saw that the table was still crawling up with his buttocks on the table legs the general