What should I do if I am disqualified in the adult room?

On Thursday, Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai was listlessly lying on the desk, flipping through the "Complete Self-X Handbook" he picked up from the bookstore yesterday.

This is the third day they have joined the detective agency.

In order to help them get acquainted with the work of the detective agency as soon as possible, the president Yukichi Fukuzawa, at the suggestion of the fourth investigator Edogawa Ranpo of the detective agency who finally showed up, assigned him and Satomi to Doppo Kunikida respectively. Led by Sakunosuke and Oda.

He followed Kunikida Dopō, and Satoshi followed Oda Sakunosuke, who was recommended by Natsume Soseki a year earlier than him, to investigate the recent serial disappearances of visitors from Yokohama.

Damn, he also wants to go on missions with Oda Saku...

Osamu Dazai bit his lip, resentfully flipping through the Complete Self-X manual in his hand.

It's obviously a movie for three people, why should he be left alone.

On the other hand, Satomi, who followed Oda Sakunosuke to investigate the disappearance, naturally didn't know how Dazai Osamu was left alone in the office at the moment.

He and Oda Sakunosuke walked slowly down the street with a cup of coffee.

I haven't seen each other for two years, and I obviously feel that I should have a lot to say, but when I really have the opportunity to chat, I don't know how to speak, and I don't know what to say.

Satomi glanced at Oda Sakunosuke who was walking beside him.

The beige windbreaker and dark shirt that have not changed all year round are still the same as he remembers.

"The past two years...ve been very hard."

Oda Sakunosuke also turned his head at this time, and met Satomi's gaze.

Staying in the office for the past two days, I have never had the opportunity to have a good chat with Satomi and Osamu Dazai. Now that I finally have the opportunity, Oda Sakunosuke will naturally not waste it.

In the past two years, he has been missing his two friends all the time, worrying whether they will encounter any accidents while helping the government in exchange for the opportunity to whitewash himself.Fortunately, they are all back safely now.Although the changes are beyond people's imagination, but now it seems that it is not a bad thing.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at his hands holding the coffee, his body was full of human touch, and he was no longer as cold as a machine like Satomi before, and said again: "The children miss you and Dazai very much. I took the snacks you bought for them the day before yesterday. When I went back, they asked me when you would come to see them."

Satomo lost sight of the words, and was silent for a moment before answering Oda Sakunosuke: "...wait until the weekend."

"We have just joined the detective agency, it is not appropriate to go to your house now."

Oda Sakunosuke knew what Satomi was worried about, so he didn't force it, nodded and said: "Then, I will invite you to eat spicy curry."

"Uncle opened a new store?"

Hearing the spicy curry, Satomi suddenly thought of the honest boss of the gangsters.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and pointed to the bus that just passed by them: "Yes, it's near Rikkai University and Middle School, and it's very popular with the students there."

"Yeah...that's pretty good,"

Satomi looked in the direction pointed by Oda Sakunosuke, and could only vaguely see the rear of the car with the Tachikai logo printed on it.

The thin wind blows gently, although it is still a long time before winter, but the cool temperature still brings a shiver.

Satomi stopped suddenly, wrinkled his nose and sniffed the air.

"what happened?"

Oda Sakunosuke also stopped, looked around vigilantly, and found nothing unusual.

"There are enemies?"

Satoshi Satomi didn't answer Oda Sakunosuke, but frowned, and looked sideways at eleven o'clock with their left hands.

At this time, it was the time for work in the morning, and the streets were full of hurried pedestrians, all kinds of smells mixed together, full of the atmosphere of the market.

However, Satomi still smelled a smell in the air full of smells that he would never forget in his life.

However, this is an absolutely impossible thing.Because it is impossible for him to meet someone with this smell again...

"Maybe it's my delusion."

Satoshi lowered his eyes and looked at his hand holding the coffee.

The pure black leather gloves entrusted him with a heart that he would never be able to respond to.

It can't be that person.

It is absolutely impossible.

"Since it's an illusion, let's go."

Oda Sakunosuke's gaze also fell on the glove on Satomi's hand.

Sure enough, he guessed right, the one who caused such a big change in Satomi... was the person who gave him these gloves.

"We still have work, and Mr. Ranpo is still waiting for us."

"Ah."

Satomi raised his eyes and nodded towards Oda Sakunosuke.

"Let's go."

However, just after Satomi and Oda Sakunosuke disappeared into the crowd, a young man wearing a hood whose whole body was hidden made it difficult to see clearly the direction that Satomi was looking at just now. Go around the corner.

He stared closely at the direction where Satomi Sato and Oda Sakunosuke left, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth.

An old silver metal lighter was flicked on and off by him. The dark red marks on the silver body of the lighter were extremely dazzling.

……

At twelve noon, Armed Detective Agency.

"Kunikida-kun, look at this..."

"Look at what."

"Look at this!"

"Colorful grass-covered worms! Is this the world after death, Huangquan Hirasaka... Wow, why don't you come too, Kunikida-kun! The kingdom of Huangquan is awesome!"

"Come on, come on, Kuniki Tada..."

Satomi and Sakunosuke Oda, who returned from the preliminary investigation, stood outside the door, looking at each other.

Their hearing is very good, even through a thick wooden door, they can clearly hear the movement inside.

"Do you want to open the door?"

Satomi turned his head to look at Oda Sakunosuke beside him, and asked hesitantly.

Osamu Dazai likes to play tricks on people, especially the honest ones.When he, Chuya Nakahara and Ango Sakaguchi were in the port mafia, they were often tossed by Osamu Dazai.No, just three days after joining the company, his new partner Kunikida Doppo has become the object of his teasing.

Just from the cries of the clerks and Osamu Dazai's voice coming from inside, one can tell that the office must be in chaos now.If you open the door, you don't know if it will be affected by Kunikida Doppo's anger.

The first few times, Satomi Sato would help stop Kunikida Doppo to prevent him from hurting Osamu Dazai, but then... forget it, I would cry if I said too much.

"Really, Dazai, are you playing tricks on Mr. Kunikida again..."

Oda Sakunosuke naturally imagined what was going on inside, and scratched his hair with some headaches.

It has been almost a year since he joined the Armed Detective Agency, and the number of times he saw Kunikida Doppo getting angry was not as many times as he was being teased by Osamu Dazai in the past three days.

It is really distressing, and I don't know how to comfort it.

But no matter what——

Oda Sakunosuke raised his hand and grabbed the doorknob.

As a friend... he still can't just watch Osamu Dazai being beaten to death by Kunikida Doppo.So no matter how chaotic it is inside, this door must still be opened.

"You give me enough time to stop!!!"

however--

The moment Sakunosuke Oda pushed open the door, a black shadow was kicked flying by the furious Kunikida Doppo with a roundabout kick.

Relying on his sensitive awareness of the crisis, Oda Sakunosuke quickly moved two steps to the side to avoid the black shadow being kicked over.And this just happened to make Osamu Dazai, who was kicked by Kunikida Doppo, fly over, and accurately threw himself into his own arms.

"Ah, lost!"

The familiar embrace made Osamu Dazai even more excited, and the smile on his face became even wider.

He used his slender legs to pinch Satomi's waist, and then hooked Satomi's neck, hanging on his body like a koala.

"Woo ha ha ha, did you hear that - someone is talking, right inside my head!"

"He said... Follow me to die for love, beauty~! Let's die for love together!"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai suddenly leaned back, as if he regarded this place as Santu River.

Satomi quickly reached out and hugged Osamu Dazai's waist, preventing him from accidentally falling off him and breaking the back of his head.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Oda Sakunosuke squeezed sideways into the office from Satomi's side.

He glanced at Dazai Osamu's unfocused eyes and slightly twitching pupils hanging on Satomi's bed, and then looked at Kunikida Doppo who was crossing his arms around his chest, trying to calm his mood, and asked with a headache Said: "What's wrong with Dazai?"

Why don't you see me for a long time, people are like stupid.

"Eating poisonous mushrooms."

Kunikida Doppo lifted his chin in the direction of Osamu Dazai's desk.

Speaking of this incident, he was out of breath.

In the middle of work, it's fine to sneak out by going to the toilet, but I don't know where to pick up a mushroom, disrupting their work all morning.

They were all born from the same mother's womb, why is there such a big gap between the younger brother and the older brother!

Kunikida Doppo glanced at the watch on his wrist.

Nine past twelve.

A whole morning was wasted because of Osamu Dazai's commotion about eating mushrooms.

"There is still work in the afternoon...Missing, you have thought of a way to get your brother back..."

Kunikida Doppo raised his head and looked in the direction of Dazai Osamu. He was about to say something to Satomi when he was shocked by Dazai Osamu's next move.

He directly forgot what he hadn't finished speaking just now, and rushed to the door with a stride, grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, trying to tear him off from the inside.

"Take off other people's clothes in broad daylight, Dazai Osamu, do you still have any sense of shame...even if that person is your brother!"

"Hurry up and get off the bed!"

"I don't—I don't! I don't!"

However, no matter how hard Kunikida Doppo tried, Osamu Dazai just clamped Ukami's waist, hugged his neck and did not let go.

The hand that stretched from the neckline into Li Jian's clothes was full of lust along Li Jian's neck upwards, caressing his Adam's apple, lips all the way, and finally stopped on the face that was exactly the same as his own .

"Don't worry so much, Kunikita-kun~"

Osamu Dazai bent down, pressed against Satomi's forehead, rubbed his cheek ambiguously with his hand, and said indifferently: "The clothes I take off are the same as taking off my own clothes, it's no big deal...you say Right, lost~!"

"So hurry up and take it off, we'll put on tights and go to the bank to dance the Cossack together!"

Satomi lost: "..."

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."