What should I do if I am disqualified in the adult room?

Generally speaking, the first impression of a stranger is formed from the person's expression, posture, appearance and clothing.It's rare for Satomi to look beyond the appearance at the first glance and directly observe what weapons the opponent may use, and how much difference in force value is from his own.

But this is not a bad thing, because it is better to be confident than to be fooled by the enemy's appearance.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hands and pinched his head, looked at his disappointed cheek with a puzzled expression, and said, "It's nothing, it's just that it's rare to lament the problem of disappointment."

"Let's go and buy ingredients for dinner."

Saying that, Osamu Dazai pulled Satomi into the supermarket on their right.

The two are one in front of the other, one pushing the cart, and the other shopping in front of the shelves.

"Don't buy so many canned crab meat, Dazai."

Seeing Osamu Dazai who wished to empty the whole supermarket of canned crab meat, Satomi stopped him helplessly.

"You bought a lot yesterday, and if you buy more, you won't be able to put them in the refrigerator."

"Don't worry, my stomach won't fit in the fridge~"

Osamu Dazai took the last two cans of crab meat off the shelf and prepared to put them into the cart in front of Satomi.

"I can finish these crab meat in one meal, so there will be no waste~"

Satomi stared at Osamu Dazai's hand and said nothing.

Osamu Dazai held the hand of the canned crab meat, neither letting it go nor not letting it go.

The two stalemate like this for nearly 1 minute, and finally Osamu Dazai was defeated first.

"Okay, okay... If you don't buy it, you don't buy it."

Dazai reluctantly put the two cans of crab meat back on the shelf.

Satomi glanced at the canned crab meat that took up half the space of the cart, and didn't take them out, but kindly reminded Osamu Dazai: "Stuffing to death is a very painful way to die, don't try it lightly."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Miss, I think you may have misunderstood me."

Osamu Dazai covered his face shyly.

"Suicide alone is outdated now. I've made up my mind a long time ago—I'm going to die anyway. I'd rather go to hell with the beauty."

"Ah~ Sacrifice~ What a beautiful syllable~"

"How empty and lonely it is to die alone in comparison."

"Would you like to die for love with me?"

Osamu Dazai put down his hands covering his face, clasped his palms together, leaned in front of Satomi, and looked at him with a look of great anticipation.

However, Satoshi just glanced at Osamu Dazai very plainly, and then pushed the cart forward.

"Wow, you are so indifferent!"

Osamu Dazai caught up with Satomi with a shocked look, walked beside him, and said, "I'm not your little baby anymore? Why don't you want to die with me, woo woo woo... I So sad, so I've decided - I'm going to feed myself on twenty crab cans tonight!"

Seeing the words, Satomi stopped, grabbed the collar of Osamu Dazai who was about to go back to take back the two cans of crab meat that he had just put back on the shelf, and sighed: "Dazai."

"It's not a question of whether I want to die with you or not, but that I don't need it at all."

Overtones: We are one, if you die I will not be able to live alone.

"And this question, I also answered you four years ago...unless I die."

Otherwise, you don't want to commit suicide successfully, so don't even think about committing suicide.

Satomi Sato did not say the second half of the sentence, but he knew that Osamu Dazai understood what he wanted to say.

"..."

"Shi, you really don't understand romance at all."

Osamu Dazai sighed after imitating the lost appearance, and suddenly felt that his way of chasing his wife is really a long way to go!

"I'm going to buy some wine to go with canned crab meat, the rest of the ingredients are for you to watch and buy!"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai dropped his gaze and walked away without looking back.

Satoshi Satomi silently pushed the cart occupied by canned crab meat to the fruit and vegetable area.

He really couldn't understand Dazai Osamu's thinking.

What does it mean to not understand romance?

Is dying for love a very romantic thing?

Satomi thought as he walked.

But until he finished selecting the ingredients for tonight's dinner and pushed the cart to the snack area, he still couldn't figure out what the romance in Dazai Osamu's mouth was.

"Ah, Lord Ranpo got this first."

In front of the shelf where the potato chips were placed, Satomi lost his head and looked at the owner who was holding out the same bag of potato chips with him, and said apologetically, "Sorry."

It was a young man wearing a brown cloak and a detective hat of the same color as his clothes.Squinting his eyes, people couldn't see the real expression in his eyes at this time.

"I was thinking about something just now, and I didn't notice that there were people beside me. You can take the potato chips."

Satomi retracted his hand, ready to push the cart away.

As for Edogawa Ranpo, after taking the potato chips he had just fancy off the shelf, he rarely opened his eyes.

He looked sideways at the back of Li Jiansi who was leaving the cart, raised his hand and pinched his chin, and muttered softly: "What a strange combination..."

Beasts bound by abilities and endowed with rationality?

no, no...

Looking at the back figure that disappeared into the crowd, Edogawa ranpo looked away, narrowed his eyes again, and prepared to go to the candy area next door with potato chips.

Now it should be said that it is a human being.

……

"It's so slow, lost."

At the entrance of the supermarket, Osamu Dazai, who was holding a box of Kanida sake, looked at Satoshi who finally came out of the supermarket with big bags and small bags, and complained: "Do you know how long I have been waiting for you... Hey, you buy snacks do what?"

Osamu Dazai took a step forward, looking into the bag that Satomi was carrying in his left hand.

The colorful packaging, at first glance, is something that children like.

"Are you going to see Odasaku's children?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Satomi shook his head, then nodded again, and then walked beside Dazai Osamu with a few large bags.

Snacks are naturally bought for the children adopted by Oda Sakunosuke, but Oda Sakunosuke does it for him.Satomi doesn't want to disturb the children whose life is finally on the right track.

"Aren't you going to drink at Lupine tonight?"

"No. Why... have you lost your mind about drinking? If you want, I can go with you~"

"No, I just feel a little strange. Dazai doesn't go out to drink at night."

"Wow! Could it be that in Lost's eyes, I'm just a drunkard who hangs out in bars every night?"

"Ah."

"Ah...my heart hurts so much, it's too much to lose you."

The two chatted as they walked, and soon returned to their new home near Motomachi, Yokohama.

Osamu Dazai kicked off his shoes casually, and rushed to the sofa with the wine in his arms.

"Don't eat too much."

Satomi lost his mind and put the two bags containing canned crab meat and snacks on the coffee table, then turned around and walked to the kitchen with other bags containing ingredients.

Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, while digging the crab meat in the can with a spoon, while looking at the busy figure in the kitchen, he sighed with some regret.

I don't know when he will be disqualified in the world before he can understand his love for him.

Poor for his first confession, it ended in a fiasco.

but it does not matter.

Osamu Dazai bit the spoon, his eyes rolled.A plan as bold as the one that wanted to make the world disqualified into a real person gradually formed in his mind.

Anyway, they have a lot of time now, don't they...

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, and shouted towards the kitchen with a long tail: "Miss~ I'm hungry, how long will it take to cook... I'm going to starve to death."

You won't let me down, will you, Miss.

Just like in the old days, I hope you can be a real human being.