What should I do if I am disqualified in the adult room?

In the end, Sakunosuke Oda, who still couldn't see it anymore, tore Dazai Osamu from Satomi's body, and carried Dazai Osamu to the reception room next to him like a chicken.

During the period, there were many voices interspersed with Dazai Ji's reluctant wailing and Oda Sakunosuke's helpless words.

Satomi tidied up his collar which was messed up by Osamu Dazai, and nodded apologetically to Kunikida Doppo.

"Sorry, Kunikida-kun... for making you laugh."

Kunikida Doppo put down his hand on his forehead, frowned and said to Satomi seriously: "Don't spoil him too much, Shi."

"Look at how Dazai has been pampered by you, no matter how old or young... When an elder brother can't spoil his younger brother too much, he must be disciplined strictly, and he can't let him do whatever he wants." He said. Kunikida Doppo patted Rimi on the shoulder earnestly: "No matter how close the brothers are, there will be a day when they will be separated. At that time, with Dazai's temperament, who can stand him? You can't support him forever, right?"

Satomi pursed his lips, and thought: Based on his real relationship with Dazai...he would really raise Dazai for a lifetime...no, it should be said that Dazai would raise him for a lifetime.

Of course, seeing loss in this sentence must not be uttered, so he can only reply Kunikida Doppo's kindness with a nod, expressing that he will pay attention to discipline Dazai Osamu in the future.

"Thank you, Kunikida-kun."

Kunikida Dubo saw the mistake and gave up, saying: "It's good that you have a sense of proportion."

"I still have something to do, so I'll go first."

After speaking, Kunikida Doppo directly passed Satomi and left the office.

And the clerks who had been tossed about by Osamu Dazai all morning also started to pick up tools and clean up the messy office at this time.

Li Jiansui looked around, and then walked to a clerk who was squatting on the ground to pick up documents, and squatted down to help her tidy up the documents on the ground.

"Let me help you."

"Ah, I'll trouble you then, Mr. Shi."

……

The commotion caused by the poisonous mushrooms lasted until the afternoon when he was about to get off work, and Osamu Dazai finally recovered from the chaos.

Lying on the sofa in the reception room, with his arms in front of his eyes, he seemed to be trying to remember the sand sculpture behavior he had done after eating poisonous mushrooms.

However, Osamu Dazai, who was as thick as a wall, didn't feel embarrassed, but was a little regretful that he didn't take the opportunity to tease his disqualification for a while.

What a great opportunity this is!It's a pity to waste it like this...

Osamu Dazai blinked, put down his hands, turned over and sat up from the sofa.

He is the only one in the reception room now, and Satomi Sakunosuke, Oda Sakunosuke, and Kunikida Doppo should all be working in the office.

"Hey! Oda Saku is really willing to do it..."

Osamu Dazai grinned and rubbed his head, lamenting that Oda Sakunosuke had no sympathy for his friend.

With such a heavy hand on the back of his head, what if he breaks his head!

"Squeak-"

Just when Dazai Osamu complained in his heart that Oda Sakunosuke's help was not serious at all, the door of the reception room was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

Kunikida stood alone at the door, holding the doorknob and looking at Osamu Dazai who woke up, and said in a deep voice, "Are you awake?"

"Is it normal now? Can you still see pink elephants flying in the sky?"

"Elephant? So Kunikida-kun likes that kind of thing? But how can that kind of thing fly into the sky~ The only thing that can fly is the purple grass coverworm~!"

"Humph."

Kunikida Doppo snorted coldly, he didn't want to talk nonsense with Dazai Osamu, and went directly to the topic.

"I have a commission to deal with in the evening. We will meet at XX at nineteen o'clock. You still have an hour and a half to pack yourself up and have dinner with your brother."

After speaking, Kunikida Doppo closed the door with a bang.

Dazai Osamu rubbed his ears that were shaken by Kunikida Doppo's closing sound, then he also stood up from the sofa and stretched lazily.

"Kunikida-kun really doesn't have any love for his colleagues, and it's really best for Oda to make peace and lose."

But entrust...

Dazai sighed heavily.

"Why do I still have to work overtime when I change places..."

While grumbling, Dazai opened the door of the reception room and walked towards the office.

"When will the life of this kind of social animal end... If not, let's die for love together!"

"Let us indulge in the embrace of the sea together..."

"Dazai, it's still working time."

In the office, Sakunosuke and Oda Sakunosuke were discussing something together, and Satomo lost sight of the words, looked up towards the direction of the door, and ruthlessly interrupted Osamu Dazai's words.

"I'm very busy, please be quiet. Otherwise, I won't be able to accompany you to dinner later."

"All right……"

Hearing that we can't go to dinner together, Osamu Dazai immediately stopped wanting Larry to jump into the river together, and returned to his desk, pretending to look at Kunikida Doppo and what he was going to deal with at night entrust.

It is impossible to work at work, and it is impossible to work in this life. You can only fool around by cheating and cheating.

"Lost, let's go eat..."

Osamu Dazai lay on the table, stretched his fingers like flying, and knocked the keyboard rattlingly on his sleeves, and said coquettishly: "I'm so hungry... I only ate one mushroom at noon, and now my stomach is full." I'm getting hungry."

"Let's eat, let's eat~"

"lost~"

"Wait a while."

Satomi still focused on writing Dazai Osamu's work report, not affected by Dazai Osamu's coquettishness at all, and thoroughly implemented the four words of ruthlessness.

"Miss, don't force me."

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, straightened up, put his hands on Rimisuke's shoulders, put his head close to Rimisuki's ear, and played out his trump card with a long tail.

"Euni sauce~"

"..."

"Hey, Oni Sauce~ Let's go eat crab meat stew~"

The warm breath sprayed on the ears, causing a little numbness.

Satomi's body couldn't help trembling, and his typing stopped.

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai let go of Satomi's shoulder with a smile on his lips.

next moment--

As he expected, Satomi directly closed the notebook and stood up from his seat.

"Let's go."

Oda Sakunosuke, who was sitting across from Satomi, shook his head helplessly when he saw this scene.

"Will Odasaku want to eat crab meat pot with us?"

Dazai Osamu walked up to Oda Sakunosuke and extended an invitation to Oda Sakunosuke with one hand on the table.

"No."

Odasaku shook his head lightly, declining Dazai Osamu's kindness.

"You go, I have to pick up the children."

"Ok."

Osamu Dazai, who knew how important the child was to his friend, didn't force it, and waved at Sakunosuke Oda.

"Then Shi and I will leave first, see you tomorrow~"

"See you tomorrow."

……

Under the warm and soft orange light, Satomi put the peeled crab meat into the bowl of Osamu Dazai who was sitting opposite him.

This is a snack bar across the street from the Armed Detective Agency, and it is also the store that Satomi Sato and Dazai Osamu go to most often when they don't plan to cook at home.

"Tonight's commission, do you want me to go with you?"

Satomi asked while wiping his fingertips with a napkin.

He was assigned to be a partner with Sakunosuke and Oda, and the entrusted task was naturally different from that of Osamu Dazai, who was partnered with Doppo Wokuni.For example, tonight, Osamu Dazai and Doppo Kunikida will have to work overtime to investigate the "ghost house" case, but he and Sakunosuke Oda don't need it.

"Compared to going with me, what I want Shi to say is—"Dazai, go home and rest tonight, and entrust me to help you deal with it"."

Osamu Dazai picked up the crab meat in the bowl, put it in his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and mumbled to Satomi.

"Anyway, we look exactly the same... If you cut your hair and wear colored contact lenses, you can completely pretend to be me. And as long as you go back and come out after that, your hair can change back to its original shape, and no one will Discover."

As he spoke, he raised his eyes and looked at Satomi with an expression of "look how smart I am, please praise me".

"Don't use your intelligence in this kind of sneaky and slippery place."

Satomi stuffed the peeled shrimp meat into Dazai Osamu's mouth, and then added: "I will never pretend to be you in this kind of thing."

Osamu Dazai snorted twice, chewing the shrimp meat in his mouth, and said: "That is to say... as long as it is not cheating, will you agree to pretend to be me?"

"Forget it, Dazai."

Satomi Sato ruthlessly rejected Osamu Dazai's idea.

"The only thing I will never do is pretend to be you."

"Distortion is really ruthless."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai pretended to be a little disappointed and sighed.

"It's such a fun thing, but you're so determined to reject me. I'm announcing now—you're no longer my little padded jacket."

"……Oh."

Satomi paused for removing the crab claws, and then in front of Osamu Dazai, he put the fat crab claws that had just been removed into his mouth indifferently.

"Wait a minute, that's my crab claw!!!"

Osamu Dazai watched Satomi eat the largest crab claw in the crab meat stew, his heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe.

"Shi-you are really too much!"

"Oh."

indifferent.

Satomi wiped his hands and mouth with a napkin uncomfortably, then stood up, and put the black gloves on the side into his pocket.

"I'll go back first, you eat slowly."

"Ah, be careful on the road."

Osamu Dazai supported his face with one hand, fiddled with the few remaining crab legs in the casserole in front of him with his chopsticks, and said something seemingly unintentionally.

Satomi lost his hand at him, and after expressing his understanding, he opened the door and left the snack bar.

Now it is time to go home from get off work, and the streets are crowded with cars.

Satomi put his hands in his pockets, and moved forward unhurriedly with the hurrying crowd.

Yokohama is a very big city.

Even locals who have lived here for many years may get lost after leaving their usual area.

But for Satomi, who has an extraordinary memory and has been tossing around in every corner of Yokohama since he first came to know the world, even with his eyes closed, he can smoothly reach the place he wants to go.In the same way, no one is more familiar with every corner of Yokohama than Satomi.

"Follow me all the way, aren't you tired?"

After walking for about an hour and a half, Satomi stopped on the promenade along the Yokohama Harbor Bridge.

There are cargo ships coming and going on the sea, and if you walk two streets forward, you will arrive at the territory of the port gangster.

Satomi turned around and looked behind him.

Except for a few sporadic dog walkers and passers-by, there were no other people on the promenade, and it seemed that there was nothing unusual.

Satomi raised his eyelids and took his hands out of his pockets.

He looked at the only 'passerby' sitting on the casual seat, and said in a cold voice: "Who sent you here?"

At this time, several passers-by who were walking dogs and walks on the promenade all turned around at the moment when Satomi spoke, and looked at Satomi speaking in horror, as if they saw some monster.

The "passer-by" who was questioned by Satomi slowly stood up from the leisure seat. Under the dim light, a pitch-black hoodie almost merged with the surrounding night.

"I've been looking for you."

The hoarse voice sounded like an old bellows being pulled, and Satomi frowned slightly, instantly judging that the owner's vocal cords must have been damaged.

very familiar.

For some reason, the figure of the enemy in front of him always gave Satomi an unusually familiar feeling, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

The 'passer-by' in a hoodie walked towards Satomi slowly while questioning.

At the same time, those passers-by who were walking and walking their dogs on the seashore looked at Satoshi as if they were looking at a monster, and they also moved with his footsteps, surrounding the two of them as if they were watching the excitement.

"lose."

The hearty and deep voice is just like in memory.

Satomi lost half a step back, his muscles tensed.

"Don't be so nervous."

The 'passerby' wearing a hoodie stopped ten steps away from Rimi, raised his hand and took off his hood.

The familiar short brown hair and the iconic scar from the forehead across the eyes made Satomi's pupils shrink sharply, and even his breathing subconsciously became rapid.

"Or……"

The man walked up to Li Jiansu who was frozen in place, raised his hand and squeezed Li Jiansu's chin, forcing him to raise his head to meet his gaze.

"Are you going to kill me too, Shi?"