[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The milky white bath water returned to calmness, and wisps of water vapor entangled with the breath of herbs and incense slowly transpired and dispersed.

A drop of water rolled down from between her eyebrows, slid to the side of her face, and hit the black knife with a "click", splashing fine silver light.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the boy squatting on the table without blinking.

There were drops of water on her eyelashes, which were about to fall.

After a while, Ximen Qingqing smiled suddenly, and the wind that squeezed in through the window also wrinkled the bath water with green bath beans floating in it.

"If you really want to kill me, you shouldn't say a word. Now that you have a knife on my neck, you want to make a deal with me, right?"

Ximen Qingqing's eyes were as calm as water, and the smile on his face was very eager.

But she said in her heart: If you want to kill me, you should stab me through the heart from behind. Don't look at my face, don't give me a chance to speak, and don't give me time to use skills.

You didn't stab me through this first knife, so it's impossible to kill me later.

Friends, since you come from afar, I will give you a charm to wake you up.

Ximen Qingqing's smile remained unchanged, and his fingers moved underwater.

A panel that only she could see opened up between her and the boy.

[Use the charm skill, please roll the dice. 】

If I don't succeed once, I'll use it on you again. I don't believe that I can't delay it until I succeed in using the charm skill with my mouth.

The boy smiled wider after hearing her words, "Even if you guessed right, do you know what deal I want to make with you?"

He leaned forward and looked at her face with admiration, "He really is a dog-like guy, no wonder he can confuse people's hearts."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

When did this accusation be added to me? If this continues, my plot will not be to solve the case, but to open the harem with a confidante!

The boy leaned forward again, and the sharp knife moved up along her shoulder. The cold blade pressed against her cheek, and he smiled viciously.

"I originally wanted to kill you directly, but I hate you rich and powerful bastards the most. However, you are right when you say that I want to make a deal with you, but what you said hit my mind, this It makes me unhappy."

He smirked twice, intentionally scaring her, "Although I can't kill you right away, I can open a hole in your face first, and if I want to complain, I can blame you for being such a beautiful man?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

I eat your rice beautifully!

Just when he was about to make a move, a bright red dialog box was suddenly stuck between the two of them——

[Congratulations, you have thrown 55, and you have successfully used your charm skill. Your charm weapon has stabbed into the opponent's heart. However, we have to remind you that different people have different attitudes towards the person they like. Good luck! myself. 】

Your sister, don't bring me a murder weapon anymore, just because of those gossiping men, I don't want to see these two words anymore, okay!

Also, what does your reminder mean? Hey, you should explain it clearly to me, hey!

Ximen Qingqing stared at the man in front of him warily.

The man's eyes darkened, his expression was slightly cold, "Look carefully, you don't look much more than this."

The sharp knife in his hand slowly moved away, and rested on her shoulder again.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Friend, you are really wrong like a textbook, do you think I don't know that you are under my charm?

The boy leaned forward again, and now almost half of his body was on the water, only an eyelash away from Ximen Qingqing.

He turned his face sideways, and his long eyelashes were about to fight with hers.

He said indifferently: "You return my brothers and remove your magic spell."

Conscience of heaven and earth, when will I use the demon method.

Ximen Qingqing was helpless: "Who is your brother?"

The boy snorted coldly, "Stop pretending, you're so smart, don't you know?"

Ximen Qingqing pretended to understand, "Ah, your elder brother should be a big fish and a small fish, right?"

The young man showed a disgusted expression, "What a bad name, since you know it, why don't you quickly accept your demon technique."

Friends, I would like to remind you that you are now in "Water Margin", not "Journey to the West". Where did the magic come from!

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "You won't believe what I say now? Then let me get dressed, and I'll take you to find your two elder brothers."

The boy looked at her, "Then you wear it."

Ximen Qingqing glared at him: "..."

Your eyes are growing on me, how can I wear them?

Before Ximen Qingqing could do anything, he got impatient.

"They're all men, why are you twitching and dawdling! Put on your clothes quickly, don't play tricks!"

At this point you still think I'm a man, what am I...

Ximen Qingqing looked down and was speechless.

Okay, even with small breasts, I am still a super beautiful girl...

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "I'm not used to changing clothes in front of people, man, why don't you at least turn your head away?"

You wait for me, this revenge will be avenged!

He sneered, "That's not okay, I won't look at you, what if you sneak away?"

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't know martial arts, how can I escape under your nose?"

He rubbed his chin, "You are very smart, who knows what you will do, anyway, I will not let you out of my sight."

He grinned, and said with a ruffian face: "Officer, you should give up your heart."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

You wait!

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Then at least bring me my clothes?"

The young man snorted, moved the blade away, picked the tip of the knife on the clothes not far away, and picked all the clothes on her head, except for a long cloth towel that was still wrapped around his knife.

broken!

Ximen Qingqing's face changed slightly.

Those are the straps she uses to corset her breasts!

"Huh?" He asked in confusion, pulled the strap and looked over and over, and even compared himself twice.

"Hey, what are you using this for?" He asked curiously.

Ximen Qingqing, it's time to show your tricks!

Ximen Qingqing said without changing his face: "I don't know martial arts and I am afraid of death. It would be too exaggerated to wear armor on my body, so I use belts to tightly bind around the abdomen and other important organs for protection. Effect."

"……what?"

He looked at the tape, then at her, "Do you think I believe it or not?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Guess, I guess, do you believe it?"

The corner of the boy's mouth twitched, and he threw the strap directly to her, "Stop talking nonsense, put it on quickly!"

Ximen Qingqing said intentionally: "It can be seen from this that you are an upright gentleman."

He had a "you're not crazy" expression on his face.

While diverting his attention, Ximen Qingqing squatted in the water and quickly dressed, regardless of the fact that the clothes were soaked.

She smiled and said: "Usually at this time, the men who barge in will only say 'cut the nonsense, take off quickly', but you are a good man who says 'less nonsense, quickly put on', doesn't that just mean you are a good person?" ?”

The boy hummed twice, "Don't talk nonsense."

However, in fact, his freckled cheeks had a faint blush, and he looked very beautiful in his heart.

Ximen Qingqing hummed softly in his heart.

She put on her clothes and stood up from the water.

The wet clothes kept dripping down, and the water droplets splashed into the tub with a splash, and several more jumped onto the back of the boy's knife-holding hand, the water droplets were still warm.

He looked down, only to feel that the drop of water was sticky and was constantly sucking the back of his hand, taking away the heat from his body.

He couldn't help but leaned closer and sniffed, the back of his hand was stained with a sweet smell.

Holding the wet hem of his clothes, Ximen Qingqing stepped on a small stool and stepped out of the bathtub. The water on his clothes fell to the ground with a "crackling".

He came back to his senses, put the sharp knife on Ximen Qingqing's shoulder again, and warned: "You'd better not make any small moves, their moves are definitely not as fast as I can directly stab you through."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Don't worry, I regret my life."

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As soon as Ximen Qingqing opened the door, the water vapor in the room quickly escaped. She was blown by the wind and couldn't help shivering.

Ximen Qingqing led him to the guest room arranged by Chao Gai.

I don't know why, but I didn't meet anyone along the way.

Ximen Qingqing looked around and said, "Your two brothers wanted to kidnap me, but somehow they lost their memory, and they couldn't even remember their own name, so I had to give them two Names, Big Fish and Little Fish."

"Big fish? Small fish? Pfft—"

The boy couldn't help laughing behind his back.

Ximen Qingqing continued: "If you were their younger brother, you would probably be called Xiao Xiaoyu."

The boy stopped laughing.

Although Ximen Qingqing couldn't see it, he could still imagine that this young man must be waiting for her back, angrily.

Ximen Qingqing: "Speaking of which, what are your names?"

Boy: "Hmph."

Ximen Qingqing was wearing a wet suit, the heat from her body was taken away, she couldn't help but stop.

"what happened again?"

As he got closer, the heat from his body slowly spread.

Ximen Qingqing finally felt better, she asked, "Why did you kidnap me?"

The young man muttered: "Being entrusted by others, besides, you are not a good person."

"Hey, stop dawdling, are you waiting for someone to rescue you?"

The young man stretched out his arms and put them around her neck, urging her to continue walking in a gesture of holding her back.

As he got closer, the heat intensified.

At this moment, Ximen Qingqing saw a puddle of water.

Ximen Qingqing hugged himself and shook.

The boy's arm stiffened, "What's wrong with you?"

Ximen Qingqing turned his head slightly, and saw that her lips were pale, as if she was seriously ill.

She smiled bitterly: "I'm really sorry, I'm not in good health, and I'm wearing wet clothes and blowing the wind, I'm afraid... I'm afraid..."

Her feet softened, and she threw herself towards the knife in the boy's hand.

Afraid of being stabbed by the knife, the boy shrank back quickly, and supported her whole body with his other hand.

He stared at her closely and said, "Hey, hello, are you okay!"

Ximen Qingqing slid down his arms.

The boy had no choice but to squat down with this force, he shook Ximen Qingqing vigorously, "Don't get dizzy, why are you so weak as a man, hey, hey, I won't ask a doctor to save you if you get dizzy, I heard No, don't close your eyes!"

Following his shout, Ximen Qingqing closed his eyes little by little.

She opened her mouth weakly.

"What did you say?"

The boy lowered his head and moved closer.

Ximen Qingqing said softly: "Shh, I'll sleep a little bit, don't disturb me..."

He turned his head suddenly and stared at her with a nervous expression, "Don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Ximen Qingqing who was in his arms suddenly opened his eyes, smiled at him, and said with a smile: "Fuck——"

Before the boy could react, he felt a heavy blow to his neck, and then his eyes blurred, and his head fell off.

Ximen Qingqing was hit on the chest by his iron skull, held his breath, and couldn't help coughing loudly.

Lin Chong, who knocked down the boy, stepped forward and pushed the boy aside, tied him with a belt, and helped Ximen Qingqing up.

"Officer, are you okay?"

Ximen Qingqing kept coughing and waved his hands.

Seeing that she was soaked all over, Lin Chong frowned and said, "I'll help the officer back to his room, and the officer will change his clothes first."

Ximen Qingqing pointed to the boy on the ground, "Take care of him."

Lin Chong responded.

……

Ximen Qingqing went back to the house and changed his clothes, and then went to the front hall, and found that Big Yu Xiaoyu and Wu Yong were surrounding the boy.

Xiaoyu raised his hand, as if he was about to do something to the boy.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the expressions of the few of them, and said with a smile, "What are you looking at?"

The three of them were startled and immediately turned around.

Xiao Yu said: "This kid is so bold that he dares to point a knife at an official. I want to show him how powerful he is."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Then do you know who he is?"

Big Yu said violently: "Whoever he is, Heavenly King, I dare to beat him up."

Xiaoyu: "That's right, he sneaked in while the official was taking a bath. I don't know what he wants to do."

Big Fish: "It's just a bad species."

Ximen Qingqing: "Don't say that."

Xiaoyu became even more irritable when he heard Ximen Qingqing talking to that kid, "This kid seems to have a wicked mind, the officials should stop forgiving him."

Wu Yong's expression was very strange.

Ximen Qingqing sighed: "Oh, what can we do then, he said he is the brother of the two of you."

Big Fish: "Huh?"

Xiaoyu: "What!"

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "So, don't say he's a bad breed."

The three of you are gourd babies on a vine.

Ximen Qingqing took a look at someone who passed out in An Ning, and couldn't help but think: So you three brothers are just "cucurbit baby saving grandpa—one after another"?

The author has something to say: The three brothers of the Cucurbit Baby Ruan family——

Ruan Xiaoer, standing on the ground and Tai Sui, his character design is mainly derived from "the arms have a thousand catties of strength, and the eyes shoot tens of thousands of cold lights"

The short-lived Erlang Ruan Xiaowu came from the character poem "Although there is a smile on the face, there is a murderous look between the eyebrows".

Live Yan Luo Ruan Xiaoqi, he himself is really not good-looking, but in the character poems, there are "linglong eyes protruding from both eyes" and "like cast iron, suspected to be made by urchins", which is slightly beautified.

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01. Mi Eryu was born with a strange disease, feeling disordered, and unable to understand the emotions of ordinary people, just like an immortal sitting high on the top of a cloud, overlooking the emotions of ordinary people.

Because of the lack of emotional interference, he became a genius who lived only on reason.

However, at the moment when he met Qiu Guo, Genius fell from the top of the cloud, fell violently, and was smashed to pieces.

02. On the day of the fire, Mi Eryu, who was always calm and self-possessed, carried Qiuguo out of the building with a disheveled face and red eyes.

Qiuguo suffered only a little bruise, while Mieryu, who forgot she couldn't feel pain, was hospitalized with burns.

After Qiu Guo and her friend visited the doctor, the friend teased Qiu Guo outside the ward: "You God cares about you so much, is it chasing you?"

Qiu Guo: "He is so hard to chase, how is it possible?"

With a "crash", the back door was pulled open, and Qiu Guo and her friends turned their heads at the same time.

Mi Eryu was standing at the door, expressionless, bleeding from the wound where the needle was forcibly pulled out.

He held Qiu Guo's hand tightly with bloody hands, "It's not difficult."

I'm always right behind you, the place you can see as soon as you turn your head.

Like peach blossoms, it is Xiaoyangchun on the tenth day. ——Mu Xin

Meeting you is like meeting Xiaoyangchun.

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Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: Xiao Yuzhi and Sakura 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Yingda Lishui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!