[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Ximen Qingqing's words startled the two brothers, Big Yu and Little Yu, and it took a while before they recovered their voices.

Big Fish: "Officer, what did you say?"

Xiao Yu lost her smile, "How is this possible?"

Ximen Qingqing: "I don't know much about the things between you, why don't you come and ask him when he wakes up?"

Big Fish: "Why bother? Just pour a bucket of water and wake up."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Remind me again, that is your real brother.

Xiaoyu pinched his waist and said angrily: "We don't have such brothers, peeking at men taking a bath, what kind of heroes are you?"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

You two who want to kidnap me are not considered heroes.

"Damn it," Xiaoyu muttered indignantly, "I haven't seen it before, I think..."

Big Yu stretched out his hand, covered his younger brother's mouth, and signaled his younger brother "No, you don't want to" with his eyes.

It was only then that Xiaoyu remembered that Ximen Qingqing was still here.

He coughed a few times, acting as if nothing had happened.

Ximen Qingqing couldn't help but said in his heart: Seeing a man taking a bath, are you all perverts?

She pointed the back of her head at the two brothers, "It still depends on what he says when he wakes up... right, professor?"

Wu Yong glanced at her, but before he could speak, Chao Gai walked in.

Chao Gai seemed to be thinking about something, he didn't notice the extra person, and said in his mouth: "Mr. Ximen, I didn't look carefully at the thief you caught before, but I just went to have a look, and suddenly found... Huh? "

When he looked up, he realized that a boy was tied up in the room.

Chao Gai looked confused, "What's going on?"

Why is there another one?

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "Chao Baozheng, this is the thief who came to assassinate me. When I was taking a bath, he suddenly broke in..."

Before she finished speaking, Chao Gai said angrily: "It's unreasonable, it's too much!"

Ok?

"He has a full stomach at such a young age, he must have something wrong with you, the official, and this cannot be tolerated."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Strange, why do you look angrier than myself.

Ximen Qingqing: "Then Chao Baozheng means..."

Chao Gai made a posture of raising a knife and falling, and said bluntly: "Just castrate him..."

"Ah, cough, cough—" Wu Yong suddenly burst into a violent cough.

He clutched his chest, his face flushed from coughing.

Ximen Qingqing looked at Chao Gai in admiration.

Chao Tianwang, you are really a ruthless person.

Chao Gai looked at Wu Yong: "Does the professor disagree?"

Wu Yong smiled awkwardly, "It doesn't have to be like this?"

He glanced at the two brothers, big fish and small fish, "It must be a misunderstanding, this man seems to be the brother of big fish and small fish."

Xiao Yu stroked his chin and said, "Wouldn't that be better? There's no need for him to carry on the family."

Wu Yong said with difficulty: "When your memory recovers, you will definitely regret it."

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "I also think this idea is not good. Although he made a mistake first, we can't abuse lynching."

The big fish and the little fish looked at Ximen Qingqing one after another, with expressions of "Officer, you are so kind".

Wu Yong covered his face.

Ximen Qingqing asked Chao Gai again: "What did Chao Baozheng want to say just now?"

Chao Gai was taken aback for a moment, and finally remembered what he wanted to say.

He clenched his fist and coughed lightly, "Officer, the Liu Tang you arrested is actually my nephew. I really didn't expect him to do such a thing. I hope the official will directly arrest him." Give him to me, and I will definitely treat him well."

Ximen Qingqing beat him up and down, and said with a smile: "Chao Baozheng said he is your nephew, but you two have no similarities."

Chao Gai smiled and said, "This...isn't it just that he has changed when he grew up, and he looks very much like him when he was a child."

Ximen Qingqing rubbed his chin, "People say that Chao Baozheng likes to recruit powerful people, but I didn't know that Chao Baozheng would even recruit such criminals? On the way, Liu Tang had already stated that he had no relatives alive. Why did another uncle appear?"

Wu Yong looked up.

Where did Liu Tang say this? Ximen Qingqing was clearly deceiving him.

Chao Gai was taken aback, and lost his voice: "So he said everything."

He shyly cupped his hands and said: "The official is really extraordinary, he saw through my lies at a glance, then I will not hide it from the official, I saw that he is a good man, so I started to cherish my talent."

"Really?" Ximen Qingqing looked at him carefully.

His eyes flickered, avoiding Ximen Qingqing's sight.

Ximen Qingqing smiled slightly, "I'm afraid it's more than that?"

"Maybe he even told you about my crimes, and you doubted it in your heart, thinking that he was persecuted by me, and that's why you wanted to rescue him."

Chao Gai hurriedly said: "I have absolutely no intention of that, I'm afraid there may be some misunderstanding here."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, turned around, and obviously didn't want to talk anymore.

Chao Gai subconsciously took a step and stopped her.

Chao Gai bowed deeply to her, "The officials reasoned out the murderer based on the corpse, so that the villagers don't have to die with hatred. This is a great kindness, and Chao Gai would like to thank the officials on his behalf."

He stood up straight and stared at Ximen Qingqing, whose hair was still wet and dripping on his temples, "After Liu Tang experienced this incident, he also felt ashamed of the officials, but he was not good at expressing it. I'm afraid there is something hidden about this matter." , why don't we sit down and talk about it."

He spoke generously and gently, with the appearance of a big brother who insisted on having a heart-to-heart talk with her.

Ximen Qingqing thought for a while, "Then let's talk about it together."

Chao Gai laughed loudly: "Okay, I will prepare the food and wine right now."

……

In the evening, Ximen Qingqing, Chao Gai, Lin Chong, Wu Yong, Liu Tang, and Big Yu Xiaoyu gathered around a table. The boy who held a knife around Ximen Qingqing's neck was also tied to a chair and pulled Got to the table.

The boy glared at Big Yu and Little Yu, and "wheezed" angrily.

Xiao Yu patted him on the head, "What are you looking at, is it reasonable for you to bully officials?"

The boy snorted and turned his head, obviously not wanting to talk to these two idiots anymore.

Ximen Qingqing could almost read what was going on in his heart—I didn't expect you two big-eyed people to betray you!

Chao Gai said a few words on the scene, and said that there must be a misunderstanding, and then threw the topic to Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing said: "I have nothing to say. I have already explained what I should say. Wu Song and Lu Zhishen deserve what they deserve."

Ximen Qingqing frowned: "It's just that the news spread too fast, right? How did you find out?"

Liu Tang's eyes rolled around, and he said: "The Tao has been spread for a long time, and it's not that no one has rescued Wu Song and Lu Zhishen, but these two seem to be possessed by evil spirits. I promised the officials of Ximen, and I would never leave, so...so..."

Ximen Qingqing chuckled, "So you say I have black magic?"

Liu Tang muttered: "You look like a monster."

Ximen Qingqing: "If you are fighting for Wu Song and Lu Zhishen, you should harm me, but why kidnap me and kidnap me to threaten whom?"

Her eyes fell on the boy.

The boy gave birth to a pair of exquisite eyes, which gathered a bright light.

He glanced lazily at Ximen Qingqing, "I'm not afraid to tell you, I just want to tie you up in front of those two big brothers, undo the magic, and confess the mistakes you made."

Ximen Qingqing suddenly changed the subject: "What should I call you and your two elder brothers?"

The boy looked at her, and said fearlessly, "My name is Ruan Xiaoqi, and the two idiots over there are my brothers Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu."

Big Fish·Ruan Xiaoer: "Hi!"

Xiaoyu Ruan Xiaowu: "Hehe."

Ximen Qingqing propped his chin with one hand: "You have a good relationship with them?"

Before Ruan Xiaoqi could speak, Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "I don't see it."

"If you fight against injustice in general, you will be like Liu Tang, who met me by chance and started to fight after knowing who I am, instead of having a plan, steps, and organization, and insisted on running all the way to Tokyo to kidnap me .”

"Such a time-consuming and labor-intensive transaction, if it's done by yourself, it's really not worth it."

She glanced at the three Ruan brothers, "You are all fishermen, right? You don't look rich, where did you get the money to go to Tokyo?"

She smiled and said with confidence: "Is there someone behind your back to support you? Then, who is the person behind you?"

Ruan Xiaoqi was stunned for a while listening to her reasoning, and even couldn't help opening her mouth in surprise.

"What a god!"

Ximen Qingqing waved his hand, "Thank you for the compliment, you're welcome."

Ruan Xiaoqi came back to his senses, and said with disgust on his face: "Who praised you, hum, you are talking nonsense."

He turned sideways, but he was looking at Wu Yong beside him.

He lowered his head: "I don't care how you torture me, I won't say anything."

"Really?" Ximen Qingqing let out a wretched laugh on purpose and rubbed his hands together, "Then I won't be polite."

No!

Ruan Xiaoqi glared at her: "Aren't you a good person?"

Ximen Qingqing shrugged: "So you see that I am a good person, so you come to bully me, don't you? Hmph, I want you to see how good I am."

Ximen Qingqing stood up against the table.

"useless!"

"Officer!"

"No!"

Everyone stopped her in a hurry.

Ruan Xiaoer: "This guy is uneasy and kind, what if he hurts the officials?"

Ruan Xiaowu: "My brother is right."

Ruan Xiaoqi: "...Hey! I am your brother, dear! Shouldn't you worry about me first?"

Ximen Qingqing got up and stood in front of Ruan Xiaoqi.

Ruan Xiaoqi looked disapproving, "I'm a tough guy with strong bones, so I won't give in to your lust, brothers, take a look, this is the official Ximen that you have been protecting all the time, hmph, I will follow you Say... ummm..."

Ximen Qingqing stepped on his chair and squeezed his mouth with one hand, pinching his mouth into a duck's mouth, making him unable to speak at all.

"Ugh—" He struggled violently, and the legs of the chair hit the ground with a "dong dong dong" sound.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his head.

Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes widened, his faint pupils were like honey, and the figure in the honey was approaching him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" He struggled more violently, almost overturning the chair.

Ximen Qingqing directly stepped on his leg.

"Well--"

His soul was about to spit out from his mouth, and his expression was even more blank.

Ximen Qingqing met his eyes and suddenly smiled.

There's no way my charm skills are useless!

His face was flushed, and his earlobe was red and bleeding.

Ximen Qingqing let go of his hand holding his mouth, and said softly, "Tell me, who is the person behind you?"

He was dizzy, before he could think clearly, his mouth subconsciously said: "Liang Shanbo..."

A crisp sound of "pa" woke up Ruan Xiaoqi.

He stared at the exquisite eyes that seemed to be dripping with honey, and shouted angrily: "You...what did you do to me?"

Ximen Qingqing put down her feet with a smile, and turned to look in the direction of the voice.

With a smile on his face, Wu Yong raised his glass with his palm, but his glass had already fallen to the ground and shattered into several pieces.

He said softly: "Sorry, I didn't hold my hand firmly. I accidentally dropped the cup."

Chao Gai said boldly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll let the servants take another one."

Ximen Qingqing smiled slightly, looked at Wu Yong and asked, "Is the professor tired?"

Wu Yong looked back, calmly, "Yes."

Ximen Qingqing turned his head and glanced at Ruan Xiaoqi again, and laughed twice, "It's just right to be soft-handed."

"It turned out that the mastermind who wanted to kidnap me was the gang of bandits from Liangshanbo."

Ximen Qingqing looked around, as if asking them, but also asking himself, "When did I offend them?"

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu have no memory, they both shook their heads.

Lin Chong said: "A group of bandits in the forest, what reason do they need to do things?"

Ximen Qingqing touched his lower lip and said thoughtfully: "The interesting thing is...my bad reputation is spread by them."

They didn't even have one hundred orders and eight generals in Liangshanbo, so why mess with her?

The author has something to say: Ruan Xiaoqi: I insist on killing that guy... It's so sweet.

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感谢在2020-01-1118:17:05~2020-01-1218:07:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of green mantou; 1 bottle of Totoro Xiansen and Yingda Lishui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!